Itt: we predict how /tv/ contrarians trash this film
>go to the beach
>literally nothing happens
>Bravo, Nolan
>no baneposting references
>>85186025
>something something good guy germans
>>85186025
>war movie
>PG-13
>>85186025
>go to the beach
>sand everywhere
>Bravo Nolan
>>85186025
>watching nolan movies
not as good as Saving Private Ryan etc.
>>85186025
>...
>...it's reddit
BRAVO NOLAN
>>85186025
They'll just complain about Anglo propaganda.
>>85186025
>go to beach
no dialogue
>leave beach
no dialogue
>Nazis
explosions
>epilogue
Bravo Nolan!
>>85186025
50 dollar shitmax tickets and people said 3d was a gimmick