recast them

Chris Pratt and JLaw

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>>85182726

cara is cute in this

>>85183658
so? she still cant act for shit

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Bruce Willis
Milla Jovovich

Daisy Ridley and John Boyega

Tom Cruise and Emily Blunt

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>>85182726

>>85183722

its not 1998 anon

>>85182726
Idris Elba and Caitlyn Jenner

>>85182726
Domhnall Gleeson/Saoirse Ronan

mandingo bella thorne

>>85182726
Tom Holland and Zendaya

>>85183899
I would watch this. although it would change the tone more than a bit

>>85182726

Idris Elba as both in white face

>>85182726
Why do they look sickly?

Tom Holland & Zendaya

Finn Wolfhard and Millie Brown

>>85182726
any black guy and white woman

>>85182726
IDRIS FUCKING ELBA

>>85183571
(you)

>>85182726
Eddie Murphy and Eddie Murphy

>>85183658
>>85183695
she need hips

>>85183658
I like girls with sharp features. I used to fingerbang a girl who kinda looked like her.

Idris Elba

>>85187689
no u didnt

>>85187721
Well then her asshole gets really wet.

>>85187689
lier

ASR and Sam Rockwell 20 years ago

>>85183658
I will honestly never understand anyone who is attracted to her, she looks like Daniel Radcliffe. Everyone claiming that she's beautiful just makes me more and more disgusted by her

>>85182726
why did they cast some manlet that still looks like a teenanger? may as well go with Harry Potter guy

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>>85183658
Dane* is so cute in this

Does he eat fucking babies?

>>85187791
>Daniel Radcliffe
of all people, you chose Daniel Radcliffe?
wtf do they have in common other than being British?

Ass Butterfield and Jane Levy

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hmmm

>>85183765
/thread

>>85182726
literally anyone

>>85188406
>>85186347
>>85186252
>>85185847
>>85183899
>choosing twinks as Valerian
Wasn't this the whole point of the cast complaints?
Valerian is a buff guy in his 30's

>>85188432
Fridge

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>>85182726
here, fixed it.

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>>85182726

why does he have a bra?

The problem isn't these two, it's the shitty looking CGI characters that took a nosedive into the uncanny valley.

>>85183743
>>85189069
I like this idea

>>85182726
Why is she so damn familiar. I look her up on imdb and she's pretty new. Wtf.

Also. Why cast them if they look so much like bro and sis. They supposed to be?

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>>85182726
>tfw Cara Delavigne has less screen time than her own eyebrows

it's so unfair lads, why do they steal every scene?

>>85182726
Henry Cavill & Nicki Minaj

>>85188819
Id see that

>>85190451
Shes a model turned actress. I think her first role was a voice over in GTA5

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>she gets her own 250 dollar figure

>>85183828
Milla could still do it though

So how badly is this movie expected to bomb?

>>85183722
Underrated post

>>85188145
Dane is so cute in everything. It's gonna suck when his age finally catches up with him.

>>85192293
can't wait to put this in my ass

>>85186060

>Isn't that the question of the day?

>>85189069
Tom looks really gud here, CGI?

>>85183860
SO BRAVE

>>85192481
Its not going to really bomb
Through some weird licensing deals apparently the movies already made back half its budget.
It'll still get BTFO by Dunkirk, but chinks love this type of shit so it'll easily make back its money easily.

It'll still end up as forgotten and maybe as terrible as Jupiter Ascending

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>>85188432

>>85192602
it already has
have you seen his hairline recently?

>>85183722
This

>>85183571
This was my first initial reaction but since she's now knows for being a massive cunt, I'd go for Chris Pratt and Karen Gillan!!!FACT!!!

Armie Hammer and, I dunno, Ashley Benson

>>85192293
it's a cool figure regardless of her or not. i'd rather see a different actor but whatever.

>>85182726
I've been waiting for 20 years for Besson to make another big sci-fi movie and he fucking trashed it by casting these two fucking asswipes who look like androgynous meth junkies!!!FACT!!!

>>85192797
I have not. But I thought his hairline has been pretty bad for a while and he just keeps it covered

>>85187679
>she

You niggers aNd your boi pussi twinks

>>85188432
>>85192771
So, which one is the real one?

Will probably watch it over Dunkirk.
Know enough about Dunkirk from reading first hand accounts from different sides and historians recounting events since I am not a fucking pleb that needs to pay hollyjew to learn history from the viewpoint of one side.

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>>85183658
giv bf (female)

>>85182726
Wesley Snipes and Amy Schumer

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If you wouldn't fuck dane dehahahaan, then you're a gay niggerfaggot.

>>85182726
Is it called valerian because it puts you to sleep?

>>85193572
Probably the candid photo and not the edited shoot

>>85188819
Too bad she's a muff diver

>>85194674
She's bi, dreams still valid.