All do that with your fingers around your eye. I'm Roger

>>85173857
10/10 spot on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lrp0wJsXNEA

Alan is the greatest comedy character ever created.

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>>85173857

GLANG LANGALANGALANGALANG GLANG

Captcha: ALAN RIDGE

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>>85174033
>not Michael

I hate archers, The Archers and Jeffrey Archer. You're all a bunch of deceitful cowards.
Actually, I just realised that only applies to archers and Jeffrey Archer. To be fair to The Archers, they're a mixed bag.

>>85173857

COCK
PISS
PARTRIDGE

>>85174625
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzVD5zYLK1k
>Me, I'd have an Apache attack helicopter

>>85175031

AND THEN I'D FLY OFF TO CORNWALL AND JUST SMASH INTO THE SEA IN A BALL OF FLAMES

>Mr B Oddie! Its not a crank call. Why is it there
>Well we thought it looked like body
>Whats rude about a body?
>Tits?

https://youtu.be/hj63LflLIwk

>>85175966
>you will never bang Sophie round the back of the Travel Tavern while Alan looks on forlornly from his window

>>85174530
>Alan and Ridge are parted
>Alan [part] Ridge
w-woah

>>85176966
>Susan will never ask if "you're going all the way" with her in the lift

>>85177717
>you will never go to Dan's sex festival

BUT DON'T GO INNNN