>when you watch a movie with a family member or friend and

>>85169501
what a pretty fetal alcohol syndrome girl

>>85169557

Nah that's not FAS.

She doesn't have the smooth upper lip.

>>85169501
Is that review brah?

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And what? You can't just explain it to them, do you have to be a cunt about everything?

>watch a comedy with someone
>they keep looking over at you to see if you're laughing

Stop it stop it stop it STOP IT

>>85169600
Of course. I think it's the faceapp female filter.

>>85169501
you give them a superficial explanation that's still correct without going into exposition about layers of meaning and leitmotif
it's not that difficult

HOLY shit report of the week's female cousin is extremely attractive

>>85169501
This is my dream waifu

>>85169705
but that would be a bastardization of what the scene actually entails in its entirety.

>>85169724
Let's kidnap review brah and turn him into a trap. He's paranoid anyway, it'll be good to validate his dilusions

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>>85169739
A white nationalist food reviewer turned into a girl with hormones and sex reassignment surgery?

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>watch something with sister
>she doesn't get the plot at all and asks questions all the time
>just tell her to keep watching
>constantly have to pause because she checks her phone, or somebody calls her
>constantly takes breaks to smoke weed

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>>85169501
>when you watch a porno with a friend and he keeps peeking at my dick to see how hard I am

>>85169811
>Porn comes on at a sleep over
>Jokingly say "get your dicks out boys"
>They do
>o-ok

>>85169779
One day you will not have enough energy left to care, my friend. Then you will know you are an adult. After that, things consistently get worse.

>>85169797
Interesting, a white nationalist trap, eh? Tell me more about this individual.

>>85169827
Why do guys wanna jerk off together? What evolutionary reason could their be?

>>85169827
There's nothing more manly than watching porn with your mates

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>>85169501
this is female perfection

reviewbrah shoulda been a girl

imagin lads

a cute girl reviewing tacos dressed up in a suit

>>85169859
You are about 4 years too early friend. He hasn't even admitted it to xerself yet

>>85169889

W-what kind of tacos

>>85169889
but then he wouldn't have been a food reviewer in the first place. Just another slut.

The best women are men that become convincing traps. All the character and personality traits of a dude but the looks of a qtpie

>>85169889
I wonder if he fucks? Guaranteed he jacks it to something even we would find abhorrent

>>85169967

Playboy?

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>>85169797
Aye

>>85169904
Oh right, it's just that app thing like they said. Pity, this thread was nearly worthwhile to me.

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>>85169931
>>85169941
>she gets a little bit of hot sauce on her cheek
>it's too spicy for her
>her face is flush red

>>85169779
agreed, but people care to experience something at different levels. a deeper understanding may be demanded by some to fully appreciate an experience, while others may find such a pursuit detrimental to their enjoyment due to boredom or confusion. I can understand that people have different interests.
I only ever take the time to overstep this boundary when I can tell that the other person actually wants a deeper explanation, and even then I guide them through it with questions and discussion instead of giving them a lecture presentation like an obnoxious blowhard.

>>85170119
you are way too patient with these peasants. They don't deserve empathy. They deserve a bullet through their fucking skull.

>>85170220
nah, a perfunctory explanation barely takes any effort at all. and for those who actually care about it, the goal of asking questions and forcing a discussion instead of just giving them answers is that eventually, they'll start to see deeper meaning without having someone explain it to them. I think inculcating that type of appreciation is worth the effort if the person is amenable to learning and interested in doing so.

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>>85169638
I do this.

>people who joke or make witty remarka while watching tense/serious movies in which other viewers may be immersed

To the fucking gas chamber