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my idea is capeshit banned

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Peter Parker falls in love with Gwen Stacy.

Unable to confess, the wall crawler is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when the spider-based superhero recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of the MARVEL MULTIVERSE.

2 hours of Kraven hunting Spidey and Lizard

>Lucasfilm logo
>We are sorry for the direction the franchise has taken
>Long time ago in a galaxy far far away
>Star Wars: Heir to the Empire

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>if a real nerd got super powers he'd go on a rampage
>especially if he had to cope with the brutal murder of his uncle
>when Peter gets his powers he uses them to fulfill teenage fantasies
>he breaks the pizza delivery record
>he joins the varsity basketball team and makes dunks from across the court
>he fucks every Stacy at school on the ceiling by sticking them on a web like a spider devours a fly
>there are Kung Fu movie sound effects when he fights crime
>the soundtrack is Gang Starr, Mobb Deep, Biggie
>Johnny Ramone makes a cameo appearance
>"STAY IN SCHOOL KID"
>the main villain is Sandman, who commits crime to save his daughter from illness
>by fighting Sandman Peter learns empathy and therefore responsibility, and effectively grows up
>the Kung Fu sound effects go away
>he tries to get Sandman to listen to reason
>"it's not enough to love oneself, one must love the person one could become"
>Sandman pretends to give in then crushes Peter with a surprise attack
>Peter wakes up with his mask off
>everybody knows he's Spiderman
>nobody ever thinks of him as Peter again
>just as Peter finds out what his own identity is, everybody else does too
>except now nobody knows who he really is
>everyone at school fears him
>Peter accepts his fate
>accepts that Sandman got away
>"responsibility is allowing your heart to be broken, because you know you love yourself enough to mend it"
>Mary Jane approaches his locker
>"Spiderman, huh?"
>Sky's the Limit starts playing
>roll credits

>>85165100
Kraven's last hunt, except replace Vermin with Lizard. I like it.

>>85165041
Great idea desu, OP sounds like a genuine autist

>>85165373
The problem with Kraven's last Hunt is that we would need a previous film with him

It would work in, like, Season 4 of a Spider-Man series