You're tasked to make a Reviewbrah biopic. What is the main

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Leave reviewkino to me

>>85158477
I hire Emma Watson and seduce her. Then I beast fuck her, like a fucking animal, I MOUNT her, I pound her anus at the speed of sound, from behind, both standing, against a wall. Then I call this beta sperg and tell him he's a worthless irrelevant loser and that he should consider suicide

Id make it a George Crumb style documentary.

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>>85158585
t. pajeet

>>85158477
make him a superhero and it will gross billions

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>>85158477

I'd make it about a young, social outcast who finds friendship and human connection online through food review videos. He gains fame and finally feels as though he has a place in life but over the years slowly loses it and becomes more and more depressed seeing the only human contact he has ever gotten, slip away from him. He knows soon he'll be forgotten entirely and he can't imagine going back to what it was like before, in complete isolation. He decides to make one last video on livestream...

>Hello everybody, this is running on empty... food reviews!
>*puts a tape in his car*
>"a real hero and a real human beeeaaannn"
>Reviewbrah puts a pistol and pulls the trigger
>the camera shakes and falls to the car floor

I'd hire Ryan Gosling to play Reviewbrah and I'd change to car to a 1973 Chevy Malibu and put in a 80s synthwave soundtrack.

>>85158585
This could be kino but only if you are black

>>85158477
I make a thriller based on his experiences with gang stalking