>only made 11 films over half a century >considered

haha good one man

You only need to make one masterpiece to be a great director

>half of them are masterpieces

The most consistent director so far. Besides his first 2 films, all of his kino are essential viewing to any fan of film.

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>>85158529

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>>85158553
consistent at putting me to sleep

>>85158553
Consistently mediocre

>>85158624
>>85158648
t. 89IQ

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>>85158624
>>85158648
How many films have you watched?

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>>85158458
>literally this

>>85158768
20,000 films and counting and I still don't like tarkovsky

>>85158768
All of them.

>>85158553
>>85158421

rain drop vs drop top

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>>85158821
what the fuck does this mean

>>85158776
tfw you'll never have your hot cousin hide things in her cleavage for you to find

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>>85158797
>>85158801
Not liking Tarkovsky usually correlates with not being very familiar with the medium. But I'm sure you guys have your reasons.
Kubrick listed two of Tarkovsky's films in his favorite movies of all time; Tarkovsky listed two of Kubrick's movies in a list of his most hated movies. That alone says something,

>>85159130
>That alone says something
What? Tarkovsky was an anti american ass? An antisemite? A jelly soviet who had to make cheap ass films or be killed?

>>85158821
cooking up memes in a crock pot

Great bait. Its not like he had masterpieces in seven genres and infused horror in most of them.

>>85159130
tarkovsky was anti semitic that's why he hated american cinema

Most directors wished they made a movie as good as Kubrick's weakest movies.

Quality > quantity

>>85158458
You need two in case the first one was a fluke

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>>85159282
>>85159336

The fact that so many people still name Stanley Kubrick as the greatest or most significant or most influential director ever only tells you how far film still is from becoming a serious art.

Contemporary film makers never spoke highly of Kubrick, and for good reason. They could never figure out why his movies should be regarded more highly than their own. They knew that Kubrick was simply lucky to become a folk phenomenon (thanks to the Space Race, which had nothing to do with his film making merits). That phenomenon kept alive interest in his (mediocre) films to this day.

Kubrick sold a lot of copies of his films not because he was the greatest director but simply because his films were easy to sell to the masses they had no difficult content, they had no technical innovations, they had no creative depth. He shot a bunch of catchy 3-minute scenes with some decent cinematography. If somebody had not invented the Space Race in 1957, you would not have wasted your time reading this post about such a trivial director.

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>>85158797
You haven't seen 20,000 films in your life you dumb faggot and you're an even bigger dumb faggot for thinking anyone believes you, you dumb faggot.

That's roughly 40,000 hours of your life spent watching movies you dumb faggot. That would mean assuming you spent all day doing nothing but watching films, while simultaneously being a dumb faggot because you are in a state of perpetuity with being a dumb faggot, and got 8 hours of sleep it would take you 10 consecutive years to accomplish that you dumb faggot.

Stop lying on the internet you dumb faggot. No one believes your dumb faggot lies.
PS....you're a dumb faggot and no one will ever love you because you're such a dumb faggot.

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>>85159406
okay normalfag

>>85159373
nice

Fellini was better, Bergman was better.
Everyone who overrates Kubrick should kys as soon as possible.

>>85159406
moar

>>85159406
Sauce?

>>85159465
those faggots never exposed the elite like kubrick did. Kubrick is a fucking hero to mankind, those other faggots made wankery and """"art""""
kubrick actually used his skill to better the world

>>85159586
>exposed the elite
there's not one shred of evidence for this

>>85159586
only hacks expose the reality instead of creating a new one

>>85158421
And if you make two great films you are a great.

And he had more then two.

>>85159130
Tarkovsky is a great filmmaker, but he hated that Kubrick had 1000x the resources that he had.

Also there might be some reflexive Russian anti-semitism there, but that another thing, and I really don't give a fuck if someone a Anti-semite.

>>85158421
Kuckbrick sucks

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>>85159639
wrong hacks expose your reality for what it is
anyone can create a reality, that's what story telling is and it's for plebs

Anyone ever read the Napoleon script? Was pretty epic. Wish he made it.

>>85159251
Fuckin on a cuck he a dot dot

Quality > Quantity
How young are you?

>>85159680
anyone can create a reality, but only true auteurs can create something like 8 1/2

fags like kubrick are artisans who only know how to take good pictures and adapt souless garbage

>>85159705
eh we got waterloo, kubircks take would have been incredible tho

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>>85158553
Yes yes great work, HOWEVER

>>85159705
Why isn't there napoleon kino?

>>85158768
over 300 confirmed flicks

Hard to poop out a lot of movies when you're doing over 9000 takes for every 5 seconds of footage.

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Kubrick is a derivative hack why are people still discussing this?

>>85159784
DUDE WILD STRAWBERRIES LMAO

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>>85159769
>film
>visual medium
>can only take good pictures
>bad
do u eat cum good sire

>>85158421
Snyder is better.

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>>85159839
it's not like a model ship with a black backdrop is some kind of intuitive shot.
chairs in a spaceship is really dumb
dude monitors lmao
the suits aren't even similar

>>85159857
taking cool pictures means nothing when those pictures are used to evoke inferior concepts and themes

kubrick is the cinema equivalent to purple prose: he uses a lot of cool angles and shit, but his footage is still a meaningless flick

>>85159373
Autismposter. Kubrick did all those shots better. And made better films in the process.

>>85159870
this

/thread

>cuckbrick
>tarcuckski
>david cuck
>snycuck

>>85160123
Snycuck is my favorite Pokémon

>>85159406
>Hitler wanted to gas that
What a fucking faggot. I'm glad he anhero'd.

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>>85159188
Cheap ass films that your favorite director thought were among the best of all time.
>>85159308
>>85159657
Kubrick's films weren't politically provocative towards soviets. What makes you think that Tarkovsky would hate Americans and jews for no reason?

>>85159930
>meaningless flick
why don't you just read a book then, faggot.

>>85160455
>What makes you think that Tarkovsky would hate Americans and jews for no reason?
>tarcuckskifags have no knowledge of communism and jewry

>>85160637
>brainwashed amerilard thinks that everyone in the soviet union was a brainwashed

>>85158421
Probably would have made more if he wasn't assassinated by the government

>>85159657
when will this "soviets were anti-semites" maymay die already. Lenin was jewish so was Trostsky and they're Marxists (hint another jew) and they liberated fucking auschwitz.

>>85158421
Yeah you're right OP everyone should just shit out movies once a year or two years like Judd Apatow that's how you become a great director

>>85158421
Time to rewatch 2001

>>85158421
Wait he made 11? Which one haven't I seen? Help me out

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>>85159373
Good post

>>85164031
The Killing?

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>>85159373
>thanks to the Space Race, which had nothing to do with his film making merits

But Kubrick is without question one of the greatest technical filmmakers ever. Even if you think 2001 is shit, everyone should watch it to see how good Kubrick's craft is - the ingenuity he used to achieve his shots. A lot of 2001 looks like it was made yesterday it's so well done. In 1968 (and when the film was in production in '66 and '67) man had never ventured out in to space far enough to see what the earth looked like from the distance in pic related. Kubrick was having to imagine, and then put it on screen in a way that would make it look real.

The Shining is one of the most rewatchable movies ever.

>>85167169
No. It's THE most re-watchable film ever.

>>85165238
damn, thanks dude

>>85159373
Unironically this

>>85159373
when you help with the moon landing
the government will ensure you reach legendary status to the point of ultimate sex parties

till you die

>>85158624
>>85158648
Consistently plebian.
This board is a joke

>>85167448
dont forget to tip your fedora on your way out

>>85159188
>Tarkovsky was an anti american ass? An antisemite?
WERE ARE POL TEENS WHEN YOU NEED THEM

>>85167448
That's nice but what are some legitimate criticisms of Kubrick?

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>>85167464
Here you go

>>85167508
good now close the tab

>>85167448
>no Lynch

>>85167448
>not allowed to like films because they're 16

lol come on man

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>>85159130
>Tarkovsky listed two of Kubrick's movies in a list of his most hated movies.

Based Tark

>>85163333
Never dealt with Russians on a daily basis have you?

>>85159130
Sauce?

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>only made 1 film
>is the most discussed director on /tv/

>>85171718
Whatever reddit club.

>>85158553
>>85158529
> b-but art is a c-contest

>>85158421
then you must hate the jim cam

>>85158421
Space Odyssey always puts me to sleep