New RLM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjE d3DpH_e0

shill elsewhere.

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>>85147001

>>85146898
>unironically watching these hack frauds discuss star wars

What the fuck is wrong with kids today?

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>>85146898
>the genuine joy in their eyes over how shit the slave 1 idea was

How do you think Disney will overcome them?
take rlm at their side or destroying them

>still talking about rogue one

>watching slavlettermedia
Reminder that it's been confirmed that Rich, Jay and Mike are all subhuman slavs. Yet another reason not to take these hacks seriously.

>>85147660
They're from the midwest. We knew they were subhumans before they got confirmed as Slavs.

>>85146898
Rich Evans is a national treasure

My idea was just make the good the bad and the ugly but throw in some star wars names and aliens. Lando is tuco, han/chewie are man with no name.

>>85146898
>Boba's ship originally belonging to Han

I thought of this too

i laughed a bit

>>85147660
It's 2015, so cool it with the anti-slavic remarks alright?

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>>85146898
>>85147398
>>85147510
>>85147602
>>85147626
>>85147736
>>85147934
>>85147944
>>85148055
>>85148085
get some real friends already

>>85148125
Everyone's married and with kids

>>85148125

>Disney Internet Defense Force

You guys come early for this PR cleanup, don't ya?

>>85148125
Go back to /r9k/

>>85148125
you can't buy friends in real life

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>>85148175
>Disney pays shills to make fun of me for watching friendship simulators
you got me

>>85147934
You have purchased Rich Evans' game, right? His Pizza Rolls aren't going to pay for themselves.

I think that they really got it with the Kessel Run/Jedi in carboonite/winning falcon/taking jedi to tatooine combo.

>>85148356
Can't be because in the original film Han doesn't believe in Jedi.

>>85146898
did mike....lost some fucking weight or am I blind?

>>85146898
oh look, its more capeshit.

Trying to predict what the Disney overlords are gonna come up with to please fans is actually a pretty fun game. I enjoyed it.

IT´S SOOOOO BAD ITS GONNA HAPPEN

>he's HIDING in da SPICE MINESAAH

This guy is what is imagine the people who say "I can't wait to take muh kidz to see Star Wars so I can relive muh childhood with them while seeing Han and Boba Fett" to look like.

>>85149121
* I imagine

>>85146898
Jesus christ mike lay off the booze. He could barely get through this episode.

>>85148769
He also got plugs.

>>85146898
Ah yes, the makers of Space Cop trying to give lessons to a multibillion dollars company

>>85146898
>unironically loves and praises TFA
>discusses star wars
Why would I listen to anything these fatsos have to say?

>>85149327
They hated Rogue One, that's fine for me.

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DEVILISH

I had a dream last night where Mike got really drunk and danced in front of the camera with the rest of the RLM crew. The rest of the video was just him making drunk sounds.

Why is Han Solos New actor so ugly?

>>85149327
>unironically loves and praises TFA
What? Not in the review I saw. Did it go over your head?

>>85148125
sounds expensive

>>85148264
They pay for shills to accuse you of wanting to do mickey mouse porn whenever someone brings up how they ruined copyright so stupider things have happened.

Why does Mike want to see Finn plow that white girl so badly?

>>85149256
Its really sad that the multi billion dollar company came up with such a shitty movie idea.
...but at least they're not SONY

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>>85146898
Is this the only thread for this? It's moving awfully slow.

Why do they pretend they're cynical about Disney? They unironically love Disney SW/MCU

>>85146898
how much does it hurt them that it was not them in the actual writing team for this film. how resentful are they?

Since this an rlm thread I guess I'll ask here, but did Plinkett in one of the reviews say the phrase "what up my nigs" or something to that effect?

>>85147001
I'm not a shill, I just really like RLM

>>85151987
>love
Why do you people pretend to be so retarded? Are (you)s really that exhilarating?

>>85146898
2 minutes of "this video will not be about predictions"

rest of it "Let's predict what will happen but we will use a word other than predict"

This is why I never watch youtube anymore short of listening to music

>>85148682
It works because they are in carbonite, han never sees them alive.

>>85151987
Someone didn't watch their Rogue One videos.

>>85152020
I don't think they or anyone else want this movie to exist.

>>85149421
They don't make em like they used to

IT'S SOOOOO BAD!!!

>>85153163
#Tips dunce cap#

>They had to get a last minute acting coach for their lead actor
This movie will be a glorius trainwreck.

>>85155547
>hire comedy directors
>watch them direct a comedy for months
>step in at the last second and say they don't want a comedy
>get acting coach for actor and new director for reshoots

dis gun be gud. in a bad way

>>85148125
>telling people to get real friends
>on /tv/

something about pots idk

>>85155547
Depending on how Ep 8 turns out I'm going to say that prequel films are just cursed.

>>85157016
The problem with prequel films is you know where everything is going to end up and instead of exploring new grounds and surprising the audience, they insist on just slapping them with nostalgia. This shouldn't be an issue with sequels, but somehow they managed it there, too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odJWMxjWQoo

Are these the shitters that love every single capeshit movie and review only capeshit, but try to act cynical like they do not?

Why does /tv/ loves these redditors again?

>>85146898

>Talking smack about movies that don't even exist yet

A new low.

>>85158155
what.

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>>85158277
they made a similar prediction video before The Force Awakens and were pretty damn accurate.

>>85147001
Fuck off back to your /pol/threads or black dick threads, faggot.

>>85148055
No you didn't, stop trying to be cool,youre an uncreative loser virgin who watches rlm as friend replacement.

I kinda like the "Han smuggles a Jedi" idea.

I can imagine him learning about the force for the first time, with the Jedi not resorting to cheap tricks to make him believe.
The movie in general should be less action-focused than the other new movies, and be mostly about the characters.

>>85158277
Remember when you were talking smack about your baby before it existed?

>>85148055
It doesn't fit with the timeline. Prequels are still canon even if Disney doesn't want to remind you of them. Jango had his ship when Han would have been a kid.

I like Mike and Rich videos; they seem like they're having more fun together talking Geek stuff, whereas it feels more like work talk with Mike and Jay

>>85159120
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVzc20Bm8Xo

>>85159159
exactly, they genuinely seem like they're having fun in their videos together the entire time

Will Disney Star Wars ever be good?

>>85159240
Disney™ Star Wars™ Han Solo™: A Rogue Story™

>>85159180
>>85159120
faggot Jay takes it too seriously

Instead of predicting the movie we should predict the threads on /tv/ from /v/edittors when it releases

>i liked it was fun
>the lead was charismatic
>I laughed at the reference
>the action scene was great!

it's sad how much of what they speculated has actually been done in the EU

>>85159604
wasn't the EU retconned?

>>85159604
>actually knowing what happened in EU

Sad

>>85158501
>implying any of those are bad
Go back to plebbit my man.

>>85159604
>Mike doesn't know that the kessel run is a cluster of black holes

What a fucking casual.

>>85159621
yes so disney can cherry pick from it what they want
>>85159637
i know, i'm glad i don't read any star wars shit anymore

>>85159604
yea that idea from rich on the parsecs is exactly what the eu did, also jabba using the kessel run as a race course

>>85159725
and the baby rancors was in the han/leia marriage book i think

Daily reminder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7N0_GdI8TWE

RLM are hack frauds! they wont dare touch TFA and offend Disney

>>85159817
no they weren't, they were full sized and not mutants cause reasons, the witches rode them, oh yea your right, I think their was baby rancors

>>85159874
>Video has been up for months
>can't even crack 10K views
Stop shilling, fag. Nobody likes your shitty video.

>>85159914
suck rlm dick much?

>>85159604
Well yeah, Disney has to make it seem like they came up with it on their own

>>85159874
>they wont dare touch TFA and offend Disney
But they won't offend Disney by shitting endlessly on Rogue One or the Han Solo movie?

>>85146898
>New
It came out over five hours ago. How is that new

>>85159996
they cant attack rey or the femanism agenda issue

>>85160066
Oh did Kathleen Kennedy give them guidelines of what they could and couldn't shit on? This all sounds very complicated.

>>85160104
its pretty simple, they don't want
the massive shitfest that would inevitably ensue if they gave rey shit, so they avoid it, its cowardly but not shilling just lazy

>>85160132
Or maybe, you know, they just don't care and aren't massive faggots losing their shit about a girl being in Star Wars.

>>85160163
or maybe they don't want to go back on a previous stance they took, they already said they liked her its tough to back out now so best to just avoid the topic altogether, mike ain't dumb

>>85148125
>>85148264
>no one noticing all these gets

>>85159725

What's silly about the whole thing is that all Disney would really have to do to explain the whole parsecs thing is to say that the Kessell run is not a fixed path meant to be followed to completion as fast as possible, but rather the trip between two locations, which can be completed by following a number of different routes of varying threat levels and distances. Solo is such a badass that he manages to take the shortest path possible without getting detected and killed. That, or he comes up with a new shortcut somehow and bests everyone else. Instead they go through all these fucking hoops to sell more shit.

>>85159967
Your pathetic.

>>85150376
Because he's /ourguy/.

>>85160163
>faggots losing their shit about a girl being in Star Wars.
Hiding her character flaws behind her gender won't make them go away. You should know this, it's been almost two years.

>>85160457
true the whole 'parsec' thing has been full blown autism for decades now

>>85146898
>talk about nothing but nerd culture
>act like they hate nerd culture
I don't get it. I hate nerd culture too, why would I watch RLM? It's literally nothing but nerd culture.

>>85160163
Oh sweetie you can't defend her with this argument anymore because people liked Bunnyfu. Think of a new way you're being oppressed, honey

>>85160457
I always thought it just meant that Han was such a good pilot that he could pull the tightest turns at high speeds, thereby reducing the distance traveled.

>2017
>RLM
>relevant

>>85160782
they don't hate nerd culture, they hate how it got co-opted by big media to make a cheap buck

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>>85146898
I'm sure they'll shoe-horn Greedo into the movie.

He'll probably try to sabotage Han Solo.

>>85160782
I think it's more like they hate the people who suddenly was so much into nerd culture although they didn't give a shit before. Also people who over react over anything. Mike and Rich was clearly huge nerds, just look at how they suddenly talk about Star Trek in a discussion of a totally unrelated film just because there were some actors who played minor roles in a Star Trek episode.

>Han fighting a baby Rancor with a lightsaber
I can see it happening

>>85161111
>they'll shoe-horn (thing) into movie

Yes

If Rogue One has shown anything it's that they are creatively bankrupt. Instead of making a new ground vehicle in the last part of the movie they went with the AT-AT design and shoved it in a place where it doesn't even make sense.

fuck off shill

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>get hyped for new RLM
>it's all about star wars
>never seen a star wars and don't care about it

>>85162216
I fucking envy you big time.

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THE ARE MAKING FUN OF STAR WARS AGAIN

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Laughed out loud. Great video. And the best part is that you can be sure at least 33% of this shit is gonna be accurate.

I don't think we'll see a Jedi or a Lightsaber, though. Han Solo didn't believe in them and thought they were mumbo jumbo.

>>85159689
fucking cuckold, go back to your /polkike/ board asswipe

>>85146898
pretty average but still the best thing they've done since the last nerd crew

>>85148125
my real friend's in the psych ward though

>>85163031
their probably 50% right

>>85158569
Han doesn't believe in Jedi in A New Hope, though.

>>85146898
kys, literally no one cares

>>85160941
They make more than $30,000 a month on Patreon, faggot. You'd be lucky to make that in a year.

>>85159395
>It was definitely the best Star Wars movie since Return of the Jedi

>>85163291
$19,164

before fees/taxes

>>85153390
Rogue One is literally the only one of the 20 or so films that Disney and Marvel have put out that they didn't like, they loved every Marvel capeshit and TFA.

>>85158791
Maybe Han steals it and Jango steals it back. Seems a bit of a stretch, but it's so stupid it might just be on whoever wrote this shit's mind.

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>>85160457
or just go back to the original intent of the line

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>>85147001

>>85146898
You know for as much as these faggots bitch about star wars fans they sure know alot about it. Also they prefer yub nub over the other return of the jedi end theme, if you wanted any more confirmation that they're just nostalgic manchildren its that.

>>85163314
I think Mikes embarrassed he liked TFA so he's going to shit on star wars from here on out.

>>85163410
It's hilarious that the retards JJ ABrams and Kasdan used this quote as if it was a legendary fit of Han Solo that everyone heard about in the galaxy. And that dumbass Rey is in awe when she finally meets the legendary Han Solo, not for helping destroying 2 Death Stars, but for that stupid Kessel run that was obviously BS to impress Obi-wan.

>>85164127
"It was everything I imagined" - M. Stoklassa

These cocksuckers are allowed to criticize the spin-offs. But when the Last Jedi comes out, they won't do the review before 10 months have passed and Disney profited from the cinema tickets and blurays entirely. Then they will do a half assed Plikett review that doesn't address any of the real flaws but only complain that Rey doesn't get blacked.

>>85146898
>another star wars video


oy yey i love sucking disney dick too

>>85163310
BTFO.

>>85162293
I've never seen any of the star wars films until two years ago. I still don't care about them. I'll watch, but I don't care what happens to these franchise. Butthurt because of the "muh feminist" or "muh niggers" is still worth it.

how

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>>85148769
He could be so handsome if he tried.

The Kessel Run ideas are way too creative.

It's literally going to be

>Fat Emelia: Han we can't catch up to Lando, it's too fast
>Han: What about Route B here?
>Fat Emelia: No way Han! You're crazy! It's far too dangerous. It's straight into an Asteroid field
>Han: Yeah but it's only 12 parsacs, it's the perfect shortcut for us to catch up
>Chewie: Ruff

>>85150376
Mike likes romance subplots in movies almost always. When a movie doesn't have one, he often says he wishes there had been one. Love is a tried and true character motivator and he likes stories that utilize it.

This was one of his gripes with TFA, that it was a sterile world devoid of basic human emotion and passion. >>85149327

>>85149454
they (well, Mike) liked it, and the plinkett review of it was bland and anything but poignant critique.

>>85158155
>Are these the shitters that love every single capeshit movie and review only capeshit
Nope

>>85164771
i want to get mike on a hardecore powerlifting regimen and pump him full of test, tren, and dbol and see him get xboxhueg and take the rich-bullying to a whole new level

I feel like a piece of shit for liking the idea of Han Solo piloting Slave I. Is that wrong for me to like?

>>85164930
Yes

>>85149381
They said multiple times across multiple videos that they didn't hate it, just that it was a deeply flawed film from a writing perspective but incredibly successful visually.

>>85164147
Han doesn't even say he made the Kessel run. He said the ship did. He didn't always own the ship and it could well have had a history before him under the owner he won it from.

>>85160066
They literally criticize the forced marketing-driven diversity of TFA in their review.

>>85164954
Thank you for bringing me around.

>>85158501
>muh /pol/ boogieman
Go back to tumblr

>>85163210
>projecting this hard
If you need someone to talk to anon, we're here to listen

>>85164841
I didn't know Emilia Clarke is in this movie. That's a fucking terrible sign.

>>85163314
They didn't like Iron Man 2, Captain America: The First Avenger, Thor: The Dark World, either of the Amazing Spiderman movies, or Avengers: Age of Ultron.

>>85165149
Isn't she why they had to get acting coaches or some shit on the set?

>>85165186
No, that was for Han's actor

>>85159395
>Attack of the Clones
>Revenge of the Sith
>Phantom Menace
>A New Hope
>Return of the Jedi
>Empire Strikes Back
>Rogue One
>The Force Awakens
>The Last Jedi

>>85165170
When did they actually comment on Iron Man 2 though. And they liked Age of Ultron and Thor 2 to some degree.

>>85158019
Mike looks shellshocked.

>>85158494
This, accurate enough to mostly spoil the movie at some points. Though I wish they were right about the Starkiller Base surviving through one or two more movies.

>>85165409
I wish so too. I thought for sure the Starkiller was gonna be the big evil thing that would be destroyed at the end of the trilogy, but nope, it's just a barely touched upon mega-evil that gets destroyed like nothing in the first movie.

Just watched it lads

>>85161332

>Ignoring all the new designs in Rogue One to bitch about returning design.

Rogue One was far more creative from a design standpoint than TFA was, and it still looked more like a Star Wars movie than TFA did at the same time. Whatever problems Rogue One had, design and visual execution were not among them.

>>85146898

They were both so happy making this one. This is the best one in ages.

>>85146898
The baby rankor idea was brilliant.

>>85156701

That's not what happened. The studio greenlit a serious drama about young han. The directors wanted to make a comedy. They were told no, make the script we gave you, make a drama. So what they did was shoot the serious takes from the script, then after that they would shoot some "improv" takes where they encouraged the actors to be funny. Then they used all the "improv" takes to make the film instead of the serious ones. The studio only got wind of it because the kid playing Han was mad they were making a comedy because he wanted to be in a serious movie so he literally ran to Kathleen Kennedy and ratted them out. She demanded to see the cut they had (no one had bothered till now) they showed it to her and it was a slapstick comedy with fart jokes. She fired both of them and now they are trying to recut it.

>>85148125
Get some real dubs already

>>85160782
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfOhLOys_zM

>>85163314
I don't get this paranoid logic.
>they're disney shills
>no they've shat on them before
>t-t-t-that doesn't count

>>85164247
They're shitting on it though.

>>85159120
>>85159379

Jay's not very intelligent, his comments are always dopey entry-level stuff and he struggles to keep up with his much more intelligent friends.

Their obssession with star wars is pretty boring desu

>>85166726
I think they mostly do it for their viewers since RLM owes its success to Star Wars.

>>85160457

I always assumed the "parsec" thing was just Han making shit up to impress these potential customers.

>>85160886

Here's the thing about space: It's mostly empty. If you want to go from point A to point B in space, you pretty much should be going in a straight line.

>>85161332
>the AT-AT design and shoved it in a place where it doesn't even make sense.

At-AT's never made any sense. They have antigrav technology, why would they build slow, clumsy, walking tanks when they could make fast, agile, floating tanks?

>>85160457
I always thought the Kessel Run was piloting a path through a famously dangerous asteroid field, and navigating it quickly/efficiently is the impressive thing. Like what we saw Han do in ESB.

>>85163310
>>85163291
>you can watch their videos for free on their website
>OR, you can donate via Patreon and watch their videos for free on their website

I will never understand how Patreon is a thing.

>>85164053
>You know for as much as these faggots bitch about star wars fans they sure know alot about it.
>you can't complain about something if you know about it!

This is what semi-moron epsilon minus """people""" actually believe!

>>85166919
>I will never understand how voluntarily donating to people who create content I like is a thing.

I mean it's pretty simple for me to understand but I know conditions like autism can make it difficult.

Go back to r/redlettermedia

>>85165198
>needing acting coaches for your MAIN FUCKING LEAD

Did they not hold auditions for this? How do you "accidentally" hire a non-actor to head your movie? Is he, dare I say it, a Kike?

>>85166978
>voluntarily

Do you hate money or something? Literally retarded.

>>85148769
You might be autismal, he looks the same to me. If he lost weight though he would look good. He's got a good dadbod frame.

>>85167018
>American Jews - American people of Russian-Jewish descent - American people of Hungarian-Jewish descent - American people of Polish-Jewish descent - American people of Austrian-Jewish descent

>>85167018
He's not a bad actor, but he was probably doing his scenes too comedically since the previous directors were making it 21 Jump Street esque

>>85167053
I don't donate to them, but it's not like they're stealing money or anything. They even have the fucking decency to not beg for Patreon dollars in their videos.

>>85167167
>He made his feature film debut in Francis Ford Coppola's independent film Tetro (2009) and appeared in Coppola's subsequent film Twixt (2011). In 2013, he appeared in Woody Allen's Blue Jasmine, Park Chan-wook's Stoker and starred in Richard LaGravenese's Beautiful Creatures. In 2016, he starred as Hobie Doyle in the Coen brothers comedy Hail, Caesar! and as Frank Forbes in Warren Beatty's Rules Don't Apply.

Of those I only saw Hail Caesar, where he played a character who can't act...

>>85167241

I'm not blaming THEM, I just don't understand the motivation of the morons giving them money to do what they were doing anyway.

>>85167241
property is theft

>>85167281

If that's true then it's equally true that theft is property.

>>85151987
It's either hit or meh when it comes to the Marvel movies with them. They liked TFA at first but after the initial hype their cynicism kicked in and they now hate it for all the reason everyone else hates it. Their Rogue One review and other multiple videos afterwards pretty much solidified what they think of the new movies. They hate that Disney has gone even further than Lucas did with Star Wars when it comes to making it a capitalists wet dream by pumping out as much media as fucking possible. Now with the new theme park being built, Disney really wants to push that Star Wars is "their's" now.

>>85148116
COME-ON

>>85157727
That's not the problem. The problem was George Lucas hadn't really done anything when it came to making a movie beyond producing and giving out pointers since The Last Crusade and it clearly showed. He had become an extremely lazy director, an awful writer and surrounded himself with Yesmen that wouldn't point out the bad things he was doing.

>>85159180
It's interesting that these guys are huge nerds for Star Wars but all this flavour and lore shit they hate with a passion and think it's all stupid.

>>85167480
Probably because a lot of the Star Wars lore is incredibly stupid.

>>85167771
Also seems lazy too as Han is now from a planet he mentions the name of once in ANH.

>>85167480
>these guys are huge nerds for Star Wars

No, Star Trek actually is their thing. Mike and Rich are nerds who *like* old Star Wars, which is not the same thing as them being SW fanboys.

>>85167771
Then why does he like star trek

>>85167771
>Probably because a lot of the Star Wars lore is incredibly stupid.
Proofs?

>>85167882
There's a difference between fans and fanboys. Fans like a product, fanboys will like anything connected to the product regardless if it's good or not because they'll find a reason to justify why they think it's good. Mike and Rich are fans of Trek and Star Wars and will openly call out any bullshit connected to either.

>>85167480
They like the original trilogy. You can enjoy those movies without being a "Star Wars nerd."

>>85147001
>don't talk about tv on the tv board
lawl

>>85167956
Watch their video on Vader's suit, which is all info from Wookiepedia. Basically, the emperor made his suit shitty on purpose for... reasons? Well, one of the reasons apparently was because he didn't have enough space dollars, even if he is the fucking emperor of the galaxy.

Also, it used to be canon that paper didn't exist in the SW universe.

>>85165149
Yeah and look who's directing. The guy who made the Da Vinci Code clusterfucks. He made a crappy Moby Dick movie too, the guy is a failed director whose best movie was made in 1988. And that was thanks to a George Lucas story, not Lawrence force awakens Kasdan.

>>85167882
Dude Mike spent months of his life writing and narrating 3 hour long bitch fests about how much he hates the star wars prequels and how George Lucas ruined star wars. He no longer has the right to say he's not a fanboy. Rich actually is pretty contempt with star wars and its fans though.

>>85168408
>He made an analytical breakdown of a film, therefore he has to call himself a fan of everything related to that franchise
That's fucking retarded logic

>>85165362
They didn't love them, contrary to what the anon claimed.

>>85166713
Rich is a fucking idiot though. You ever seen the pre-rec playthrough of Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines? Him and Jack seriously struggle in the fucking tutorial.

>>85167053
Do you know what a patron of the arts is? Every famous composer in history would have a Patreon if they were born today.

>>85168558
>actually watching Pre Rec

>>85168437
Not that hes a fan of everything in the franchise just that he clearly likes Star Wars enough to merit him being a fanboy. Out of everyone else at RLM hes the only one I would say is a fanboy of Star Wars.

>>85168583
That was the first and only Pre-Rec I watched. Then I realised how fucking terrible it was.

RLM stuff without Mike and Jay involved in some capacity is shit.

Do you think they'll do anything for Star Trek: Discovery?

>>85168437
See the difference is its not an analytical breakdown of the film its an analytical breakdown of how much and why he hates the film

>>85168666
the Fri-Jay the 13th ones are pretty good. Jay jumping on and playing Friday the 13th is pretty fun.

>>85168606
see
>>85167969

>>85168606
Do you think historians that know everything about Hitler are fanboys of his?

>>85168408
>months of his life
He made the Phantom Menace review in a week, dumbass.

>>85168882
That is a terrible analogy

>>85168987
Bullshit give me proof of him saying that.

>>85149327
>unironically loves and praises TFA
Yeah, like most of the planet, faggot. Do you think you are something special for having a contrarian opinion? Seriously, do you think you are some special snowflake because you parrot the opinions of autists on a 4Chan board.

I hope you hang yourself by your trillbys and suspenders.

>>85160066
>DA FEMINIST AGENDA REEE!
I often wonder what it must be like every day for paranoid retards like you. Is everything a constant battle then? How do you even cope with commercials? Do you call someone up when a film triggers you?

>>85146898
I clapped

>>85169001
explain how

first poster:

Mike is a fanboy of star wars because he spent ages learning about star wars, specifically the prequels in order to film and narrate a breakdown of why the prequels were failures

second poster:

this is like saying people who spend ages learning about hitler in order to properly characterise his failures are hitler fanboys

you:

this is a bad analogy

>>85167266
Because some people like the centuries old practice of supporting artists they enjoy so they keep on enjoying it...

What are you missing?

>>85170295
He can't explain it because he's wrong. People associate familiarity with something with love for it. Understanding means agreement.

And by people I mean teenagers.

>The guys that made Space Cop continue to critique movies. Even movies that have yet to be released.

RLM has to be a cult of personality. They're shit.

>>85170878
>The guy that shitposts on /tv/ continues to critique movies

>>85170878
Martin Scorsese is the only person on planet Earth who is allowed to criticize movies and Paul McCartney is the only person who can criticize music.

Good post, m8. Well reasoned.

>>85171315
this is like a guy flipping burgers at mcdonalds trying to criticize Ramsay

>>85171315
>Martin Scorsese
>not a meme director

>>85171356
Which is perfectly acceptable, since the guy flipping burgers at mcdonalds has a sense of palette like anyone else. If Gordon Ramsay is unable to make food that tastes good to the dude that flips the burgers, then that's a pretty bad sign.

>>85171315
>Paul McCartney

>>85171391
should have said "trying to criticize Ramsay's cooking technique"

>>85168558
tbqh that was them giving in to fanbase demands to play a game they had no interest in (they both dislike roleplay games, and Rich in particular hates vampires) so their approach was a non-chalant "fuck this" to begin with

but yeah, most of their streams are really just an excuse to get together and shoot the breeze, and for the viewers to virtually hang out with them for a few hours. i don't think anybody actually watches them for the vidya

>>85146898

no fun

>>85171550
>that was them giving in to fanbase demands to play a game they had no interest in

here's another glorious time it happened

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Dw3owTUL2E

>>85170878
It's almost like these guys went to a school or something on how to make movies, giving them a base to use when critiquing movies like story and cinematography. They also have this base when they're making the stupid crap they always make because they know it's being done ironically. They don't care to make Oscar winning gold, they wanna make the stupid shit they like to watch but at the same time know what is and what isn't a good movie. If you don't like SpaceCop, fine, but don't say that they don't know anything when it comes to film.

Check this out: https://www.reddit.com/r/starwarsspeculation/comments/6o4paw/rich_and_mike_talk_disneys_han_solo_terrible/

Genuine star wars fanboys get massively butthurt because they're making fun of the han solo flick.

>>85158558
Why are you so angry?

>>85172033
This is pretty amusing
>They are just sitting there making fun of people who care about the details :/

>>85165707
This. Rogue One brought the Star Wars look back very well.

>>85171356
If Ramsay makes a bad dish, then yes, the burger guy has all the rights to criticize him.

>>85170878
>you're not allowed to critique things if you made something I think is bad

Truly confusing logic.

>>85172033
>11 comments
Who the fuck cares?

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>food analogies as arguments

>>85171473
Name a more revered and commercially successful living musician. You can't.

>>85172197
Because it took place in the same time as the OT. So yeah, of course it would look like the old Star Wars. TFA is Star Wars 30 years into the future so it'll look a bit different. This is like someone complaining 2017 doesn't look like 1987. You got 30 years of advancement.

>>85172314
>food analogies in a board that jerks over cooking with jack and thinks gordon ramsey was in the wrong about pantaleone's thin pizza

>>85172098
>They are just sitting there making fun of people who care about the details :/
More like making fun about the details because they make no fucking sense at all. Like with Darth Vader's suit

>Why does Darth Vader's completely unique suit have a serial number?
>Where are all these budget cuts that supposdely make his suit shitty coming from
>Why don't they improve the suit once they actully have the money for it
>Why does it have a Power off button?

Seriously, who wrote this shit? It sounds like something a 12 year old would write, with their priorities being to cram as many unoriginal and uninteresting "details" (read: serial numbers and shit) and then afterwards just quickly coming up with the first best excuse why Vader is evil, in that case because his suit was annoying him to death
I have no idea about this EU stuff but I heard it came from books. Were these books actually sold for money? If so, how much money did they make? How many different kinds of books were made?

>>85172314
it's not about food
it's about cooking

>>85172511
There were so many EU books (not just copies, but different titles) you could pile them up into a ladder to a galaxy far far away. And not only novels but comics, rpg campaigns, toys with their own lore. Moviefags aren't well equipped to really grasp the scope of SW fanboydom

>>85172511
W O O L O O H I D E

>>85172315
Kanye West

>>85172775
This is a good shitpost. I laughed.

>>85167956
>Proofs?
Observe:

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Luuke_Skywalker

The empire made an evil clone of Luke, and named him "Luuke"

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Luuuke_Skywalker

When that clone failed, they made another one. Because the empire is really into giving harebrained schemes a second chance.

Oh and they named him "Luuuke".

>>85172511
Some notable EU shit:

>emperor comes back as a clone and turns luke evil
>they build like three more superweapons more powerful than the death star and starkiller base, one of which is a ship so tiny it can only seat one person
>some aliens come from another galaxy in living spaceships and they're not part of the force so jedi can't sense them

>>85173222
>The clone that later became Luuke Skywalker was grown in secret from sample B-2332-54

lmao

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>>85146898
>tfw i actually want to see a scene where a star destroyer gets ripped apart by a black hole

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Chair

>>85166194
lol based Lord and Miller

>>85171315
>Meme McCartney
How do you say when someone is even below entry level? Because that's what you are.

Baby's first, maybe?

>>85173342
>http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Most_comfortable_chair_ever_designed

So, Han owns the most comfortable chair in the universe.

Who in the name of fuck writes this shit?

>>85173451
http://zim.wikia.com/wiki/Universe%27s_Most_Comfortable_Couch

>>85166194
>we're never gonna get to see any of the real behind the scenes

That's the big tragedy.

>>85173222
>The most comfortable chair ever designed, or that had yet been designed as of the Trioculus affair in 5 ABY, was described as a sort of gigantic floating pillow
So it's not a chair then. It's a pillow.
You have all these possibilties for whatever a futuristic chair would look like and be like, and then it's just a fucking pillow.
How unoriginal are these people?

>>85147510
what the fuck is this image

>>85173222
>The empire made an evil clone of Luke, and named him "Luuke"
I read that book as a kid and I assumed it was just "Luke" with a funny accent. Did they actually call the clone "Luuke" outside of dialogue?

>say all the small details in a sci-fi/fantasy movie are just the "paper wall" in service of the story and characters
>say that autists shouldn't care about it too much because it doesn't really matter
>but they clearly love to know about every single ship and planet and whatnot
hypocrite fat bastards

>>85173397
You want I should've said David Tibet? Fuck off, you pretentious cunt.

>>85171521
same thing. If Ramsay is doing something that even the burger flipper knows is wrong, he's gotten lazy or drunk.

Someone being famous for doing a thing well doesn't mean they always will, and burger flippers are allowed to have preferences the same as everyone else. They might say "Ramsay, this plating with the wasabi sauce drawing on the plate? That's a waste of ingredients. Put it on the food or don't bother." because that is the experience they prefer. You, high connoisseur that you are, are also allowed to disagree with the burger flipper's criticisms, but it isn't invalid and automatically false.

But this is a strained analogy. the point is, you, who don't have a patreon for thousands of dollars nor a youtube with half a million subscribers, are not allowed to tell RLM how to make youtube videos based on your own logic anyway.

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>>85173543
meant for >>85173451

Also, which one of those looks more comfortable?

>>85172033
I'm banned from reddit, can someone tell them to kill themselves please thank

>>85173599
David who?
Also,
>calling me a pretentious cunt when you're literally saying that one guy who has been riding his boys band name for 50 years is the only guy who can criticize music
Get some taste, pleb.

>>85172511
>We put his suit together wrong...as a joke.

>>85171773
>thinking you can learn how to art in school

The only thing a critic needs is a degree in English, because they are actually writers, columnists and journalists not movie makers and their job is to describe the movie going experience from the perspective of a movie goer.

This new trend of movie critics posing as the real deal is a strange one and every time I see them complain about things like muh tone it's obvious they are just repeating whatever basic pleb shit they were told in film college when they were 19. Not necessarily talking about RLM are anyone specific here but there's plenty of this on yt.

>>85173765
The point was >>85172315

And you're forgetting about Wings and his solo career. Whether or not you like him or whether he's entry level or not (which is rich coming from somebody who doesn't know who Current 93 is) is completely besides the point.

You can't have entered your 20s yet. Lurk more and post less, kiddo.

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>>85147660
>Rich, Jay and Mike are all subhuman slavs
Mike is obviously of Czech ancestry, Jay is probably a Jew from the Pale of Settlement, but how Rich is slav?

>>85167814
Even in the EU Han was from Corellia. This isn't new at all.

>>85173918
>muh age ad hominem
>muh solo career wasn't kickstarted by my pretty boyz band
>muh commercial success = quality
>muh obscure band that is 99% conceptual dogshit look how cultured i am
Woah, must have been hard to cram so many shit arguments in so few words, Mr Pleb.

>>85166986
>Not r/edlettermedia

>>85172372
It took place in the same time period yet introduced a shitload of new designs that were totally consistent with the aesthetic of the original movies.

As much as I like TFA, all they did was streamline the X-Wing design and give TIE Fighters a red stripe. There is far more design in Rogue One than in TFA.

>>85170411
Dude he clearly has a hard time maintaining a sense of reason throughout those reviews that goes beyond him trying to be funny. He very clearly hates the prequels with passion, so only someone who really loved the original trilogy would get so upset over the prequels right? Now it's true he started out with Star Trek reviews and is a bigger Star Trek guy but to be honest he put a lot more effort into the Phantom Menace review than any of the TNG movies. It's also true that the Phantom Menace is probably a bigger failure than those two warranting the expended effort however, to even want to expend that effort you would have to have been a pretty big fan of Star Wars prior to the prequels. Look the point is while the phantom menace sucked it wasnt the worst film ever made and only someone who holds Star Wars in high regard would spend their time explaining why they hate the prequels and by extension George Lucas so much now. Rich and Jay while disliking the prequels dont really care all that much because they arent big Star Wars fans. Mike is and his passion makes him a fanboy to me. When people talk about Hitler its from a place of fascination more than anything. Mike spoke from detest, spite,and remorse not curiosity or understanding. To really care that much about a work of fiction means it probably meant alot to you enough so that it could arguably make you more than just an average fan and in fact make you a fan so big as to call you a fanboy. Whatever fuck you hes a fucking nostalgia fanboy.

>>85174273
uh it's a real website sweetie

>>85174448
pure autism kino

>>85174448
Mike is a Star Wars fan. A fanboy is someone who automatically loves it all and will defend it because it says "Star Wars" on it.

>>85174448
So Mike liked the original trilogy, hated the prequel trilogy for being poorly written and terrible, then made a video essay explaining so. Got it. Why the wall of text for such a simple idea?

>>85174204
Called it. Had you dead to rights. Props to you for Googling Current 93. You have to be 18+ to post here, child.

>>85174661
I have no idea I was typing while thinking and it turned into that.

>>85174732
Oh so it's autism. Thanks for clearing that up.

>>85147510
I really enjoyed that moment. it was a little hint of the old GMP days

>>85163274
That's a load of bullshit since he saw Obi-Wan Kenobi. No where in ANH is it implied no one knew what the Jedi were.

>>85175360
>the old GMP days
Oh fuck off with this, you pretentious cunt. What do you know about "the old GMP days?" You weren't following them back then.

>>85166194
sourcE?

>>85175455
prove i didn't

>>85173222
>Luuuke Skywalker
>people actually believe the April Fools joke

>>85168558
Rich is a 100% pleb when it comes to vidya. He can't handle games that have a silent protagonist.

>>85175582
Rich is bad but Jack is far more retarded when it comes to games enough so that he makes Rich seem great. Why the hell did they start that game channel anyway? Neither of them seem interested in games that arent 2d side scrolling pixel art games nor do they have anything interesting to say about games.

>>85175735
What's funny is Jack was streaming Witcher 3, someone tweeted at him stuff that he wasn't doing right, like not picking up items and not leveling up - then cries on twitter about THIS IS WHY I'LL NEVER PLAY THIS GAME AGAIN DON'T YOU DARE TELL ME TO PLAY A GAME ANY WAY I DON'T WANT TO PLAY

>>85175878
Ya theres something very agitating about a man whose so critical of other people taking criticism so terribly.

>>85175735
I kind of love that they bailed on Undertale. They reached the first ending, and someone in the chat convinced them that the 'true ending' would be too much work.

The way Mike twitches his upper lip when doing the Emperor voice cracks me up so much

>make fun of other streamers/vloggers for speculating about nerd franchises
>but it's okay when we do it because we said it's not speculation and we're being sarcastic

the streambux win every time. exposing losers for what they are.

>>85175878
>telling other people how to play an RPG

>>85168561
>Do you know what a patron of the arts is?

Someone who pays an artist for a piece of art? How does this equate to giving money to someone for nothing?

>>85176128
They don't do sponsored content or lootcrate shit, which is pretty unique for the genre of videos they produce.

>>85168666

The streams are pure AIDS, but they do actual reviews under the Pre Rec banner too and those are pretty good.

>>85176128
Do you not see the huge difference between mind-frame and even culture between RLM and all those 'red-curtain reviewers' and actual shills like Collider

So will they stop making shitty films when some of their ideas are used, exposing them as hack frauds?

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>>85176165
You know it was less about telling him how to play and more just trying to teach him the fundamentals of the game.

>>85176261
Dude did you see their Vanquish review? Jack is a straight up retard in that one. The only good review I can think of was the Order 1886 review.

>>85176128
They start out trying not to do the "let's predict what will be in the actual movie" thing but do fall back into it. The goal seems to have been "let's come up with the worst ideas imaginable and see if some screenwriting hacks' best efforts are equally poor."

https://twitter.com/PreviouslyRec/status/872919322611634177
>rick&morty fan and a bernout
wew

>>85171315
90% of Scorsese's movies are garbage

>>85176612
I say I say thats just damn preposterous boy

>>85176612
>90% of Scorsese's movies are garbage
>I'm allowed to judge movies but other people aren't

>>85176465
It really went somewhere towards the end. I don't believe the carbonite part or having a Jedi turn up in general (remember that Han doesn't believe in that crap at the beginning of the OT, and he had definitely never met Vader). But the Kessel run being the pivotal challenge to overcome for Han is obviously true, there really is no alternative to it.

>>85152094
He did at some point, I think it was deleted scenes from the phantom menace review.