So it's been 5 years now since Twilight of the Porn Stars

what happened to monte?

>>85144610
I think he was in a scene with her and then broke up or something.

>>85144820
:(

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whats this thread about?

who is the woman in the OP?

>>85144562

I dont find this hitch attractive in any way but when she starts choking on black dicks my pants get tight. I don't get it??

She has hairy nipples. No joke. I liked her until I found this out. She's even proud of it.

>>85145535
You like black dicks, maybe?

anybody remember that scene on MTV before she did porn?

>>85145535
because you're attracted to the black dicks she's sucking on, fucking hillary voter.

>>85145536
Sorry to tell you this, but most women get them with age, but given the nature of womanhood, they hide it and lie about it.

>>85144562
>Also, has Tommy found love?
I actually thought he was a really nice guy. Like, no joke, kind of a weird realisation that male pornstars are human too.

>>85145535

Totally normal and healthy, domination is always arousing, white men just can't dominate anything.

>>85145581
wat

>>85145694
dont really remember it

but she was on some sort of dating show or whatever

couple months later she started doing porn

she did go by Kagney back then already
maybe it's her real name

>>85144562
all the pornstars that never got knocked up by a black guy deserves everything that has happened to them.

>>85144562
KLK is literally wife material.

>>85145661

except the world

The porn docs are my least favourite Louis ones, the tone gets really judgemental in a way that none of the others do

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>>85146225
They completely ruined the theroux threads we use to have

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>>85144562
WTF !!! I just know "IT" even exists????

>>85146144
Thats the jews

>>85145769
Annie Cruz was on MTV Next. I'm pretty sure Mason Moore was, too.

>>85144610
>>85144820
LOL
Dumb nigger

>>85144610
Monte had it made

>>85146225
He's pretty judgemental in most of them.

>>85146225
It's probably just a personal hangup Louis has seeing as he puts so much effort in the projects that he puts on film, and these people just throw tits and ass in front of the camera and reach a wider audience than he ever will.

Will he make another porn documentary?

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>>85144562

>it's been 5 years
>it feels like yesterday that we were creating memes from it

wtf is going on

>>85146225
>>85147359
Do people really think this?

I think the entire reason that his docs are successful is that he is able to act not in a judgmental way but more as a clueless yet open-minded bystander. Most of his weirdo subjects are so used to being judged that someone just asking genuine questions causes them to open up more than they might otherwise. If you're at the point that Louis is interviewing you, you already know that your ideas are unusual.

>>85144562
Who's this slut?

>>85147986
read the filename
it's Louis Theroux.

>>85148111

I'm, like, 75% sure that you're lying

>that scene where that guy who eats assholes in every scene he's in has KLK accidentally farting in his mouth

kek

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>me on the right

>>85148209
>ywn be farted on by klk

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this shit is so depressing.

I hope Monte is doing okay without her.

>>85148247
probably smells like poopstinks desu

>>85148233
Imagine being her son...

It must be awful, this guy doesn't even deserve to be bullied, but his dad does.

>>85148233
>veronica avluv
God damn, I feel bad for those kids...

She became old-looking really fast, the "fuck me daddy" voice sounds weird now and only hot in a bimbo way

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>tfw he's probably dead now

>>85148233
>tfw like double anal scenes but my mom's asshole is way too busted for the scene to be hot

>>85148233
>son of a slut check
>fedora check
>autism shoes check
>baggy jeans check
>shitty hair check
life imitating memes
veronica avluv is a good hoe

>tommy sold the zombie van
I can't watch pornos that have him in it

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>>85144820
>be Monte
>score a jackpot having a sexy gf
>love her so much you support her work
>even agree to do a scene with her
>they cut your scene in the final cut

being monte is suffering ;_;

>>85145628
>but most women get them with age
Women have them at every age

>>85148495
if you're black without jew juice behind you, you're useless :(

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>>85148495
>only black guy in the doc is a cuck

He had it coming, the guy was straight up a door mat. Fuck, even worse, he was a bath rug.

>>85148391
Poor guy has probably stumbled on her scenes a few times.

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>>85148233
>>85148391
>>85148420
>>85148471
>>85148483
>>85148594
>me on the right

>>85148703
>all the boys have boners around their mum

lucky

>>85148483
the dad's dead too

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>>85148703
>all different hair colors

Do you think he knows?

>>85148703
fuck just how do you recover from that? like your mom is a known whore and her pics are out in the internet, that would literally ruin me as a child

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>>85148759
>>85148756
>>85148733
>>85148703
>>85148594
>>85148483
>>85148471
>>85148420
>>85148391
>>85148233
From /tv/'s research: The man is dead, the girl is the guy's daughter (so Veronica's step daughter), the guy in blue is the girl's bf, the little guy lives with Veronica and is close to his half sister, the fate of Veronica's two other sons is completely unknown.

>>85148483
How are those jeans baggy? They're normal fit

>>85148870
Sad.

When will Louie make a doc about /pol/?

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>>85148233
Imagine going to high school with a porn star as a mom.

>>85149066
dude tell your mom that double anal gangrape-play was kinda gross, her ass is kinda prolapsed already

>>85149175
link?

>>85149066
the idea of a plain average housewife mom being a total MILF is hotter than some kid in your class or who you know having a mom who is a pornstar
desu

>>85148233
>your mom will never piss Jordi in the mouth
not sure how to feel

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>>85149343
>this whole thing
>that last one

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>>85149343
You think the brother feels like he turned his sister into a whore?

>>85149449
she would have turned into one regardless

>>85149343
>>85149400
its quite hot tb-h famalam

>>85149343
imagine a teen kagney sleeping in a little gown without panties to tease her brother and dad to get a DP

>>85145635
It feels weird watching scenes that he's in now that I know how lonely he is.

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>>85144562
>louie's face when nobody knew the name of the chick they were all fucking

>>85149498
it's really not, it's kind of sad

>>85149532
every time I happened to get into one of his videos I started to lose my boner, can't do it any more

>>85146225
Young Louis was quite judgemental. But he was also really funny so it balanced out.

He didn't actually become a really good documentary maker until the last 10 years.

>>85148870
>the youngest resting his head on her tits

FUCK

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>>85149532
>>85149557

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>>85149532
>>85149557

>was on vacation, didn't fap for 5 days
>arrive home
>immediately go to laptop
>open up shitload of tabs of porn
>sifting through trying to find a great scene with a hot girl
>find Karlie Montana scene
>mynigga
>skip ahead to where she's getting fucked.
>nice close up of her pussy as she's getting plowed doggy
>my dick is diamonds
>close to cumming when the camera zooms out
>it's Tommy
>he has that look of destitution in his eyes
>he is not really present
>even with his dick inside a hot girl, he feels all alone
>i bet that bitch didn't even hug him afterwards
>tears fall down from my eyes without knowing
>dick immediately goes limp
>close laptop went outside for a smoke wondering about life

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>>85149708
it's alright

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>tfw that bitch probably interrupted him watching a really funny youtube video or something to suck his dick

>>85149557
Sane,I feel like I know Tommy now

>>85148935
How come?

How can a guy who has tons of sex with super hot women be miserable?

tommy struck me as the kind of guy you would get if you took a /tv/ poster, made them buff , gave them a big dick and thrust them into porn.

He even had a Zombie Survival vehicle.

>>85149882
Don't know why but I was reminded of that other big pornstar guy, the it's only smellz guy, Rocco is his name, right? It is physically impossible for me to jerk off if he's the guy in the video. The way he behaves in videos, the way he carries himself, the way he fucks, there's something about him that's just too fucking off.

>>85148233

I'm glad my mom hasn't taken 10 loads in the face on camera. Otherwise I would hide under a hat too.

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>>85149532
>>85149557
>>85149708
>>85149816
>>85149882
>>85149932
>>85149954

>tfw reading Tommy's profile at Brazzer's

>>85149932
anon, I... losing your virginity doesn't make your life good all of a sudden, neither does random sex

>>85149966
I can't even watch anything Rocco is in since I'm always reminded of that pasta with his quotes and i always burst out laughing whenever i hear one of htem

>>85149976
what's it say? that he's a hopeless romantic?

>>85149976
>His skills are varied, and when not riding on his motorbike in the countryside, fishing, or working, he has created some interesting metalwork projects, such as a pimped out war van for battling the zombie apocalypse. For all his rough and ready hard cock action, however, Tommy is no player. He is looking forward to finding that special lady and settling down.

God damn it

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>>85149932
How can a guy who lives in a house, eats food everyday and doesn't have to toil for some bushnigger warlord all day be miserable?

It's not about what you have, it's about what you don't have

You fantasize about fucking hot women, he just wishes for a few good friends or a family

>>85149932
The best way to stop enjoying something is to turn it into a career.

Men are too emotionally complex to have sex on command daily and not feel the pain from it. Also at no point are they actually having sex. It's constantly stopping and starting as they set up the next shot.

>>85144820
forty keks. someone pls confirm

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>>85150040
fug

>>85149701
sauce

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>>85150040
oh...

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>>85150050

>not remembering this

>>85150040
Now I feel even sadder about him. Poor guy. I hope he finds happiness someday.

Why can't Tommy find that special lady? Is he literally only attractive in a porn perspective? When he meets normal women do they find him repulsive?

>>85150151
He's 5'8

>>85148495
Monte was a fucking leach, dude. He sat at home playing Xbox all day. Bitch was his meal ticket.

>>85150179
So they can't find him at all it seems.

>>85150189
he was also clearly pimping her

>>85149966
Rocco Siffredi is a fucking weirdo.

>>85150116
I NEVER SAW THIS! someone post link? also someone post the monte cuck compilation

>>85148870
Man, her sons look really sad. As a mom you gotta think what they'll feel when they realize your job, it's kinda of egocentric having babies when you're a pornstar, specially if it's male (Ryan Conner for example had a daughter and she's also a pornstar). I feel bad for these guys, hope they're happy IRL and we're just speculating.

>>85150250
I don't understand this point of view, do they really get bullied at school when young or what?

>>85149966
>>85150231
his silvia saint's scenes are great

imagine how you'd look on camera saying the shit you do & think to turn u on in that situation with cams etc

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>>85150151
>When he meets normal women do they find him repulsive?
They probably do. Seriously, imagine being Tommy:
>meet a nice girl randomly while getting coffee
>chat her up
>get her number
>set up a nice date
>get some dinner
>she asks him what he does for a living
>says he's working with movies
>after dinner they go for a walk along the beach
>Tommy drives her home and kisses her on the cheek before driving home
>they set up another date
>a light coffee date
>he finally says he has something to confess
>he didn't tell the whole story
>"I'm a pornstar, I do porn, I have sex with women on camera for a living"
Imagine the look on her face.
Imagine the look on Tommy's face as she comes up with a random excuse to leave, or maybe just blatantly gets up and leaves.

>>85150250
>specially if it's male
Why?

>>85150151
He's too instropective so he can't marry a bimbo and he's too handsome so he can't marry an uggo.

He's fucked and will die alone like me

>>85148233
she looks pretty qt here even though in most vids now she looks bagged out

>>85150250
I've seen enough twitter shit from ex-porn stars to know most of them get all holier than thou real fucking quick.

>I ain't about that life anymore
>don't call me by my porn name anymore
>it was just a phase

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>>85150287
please be fake, please be fucking fake, anon PLEASE LET THEM BE FABRICATED FUUUUUUUUCKKKK NOOOOOOOOOO TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>85150287
damn

>>85150048
Is quitting porn and masturbation the final redpill for men?

>>85144562
ECSTATIC
L
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>>85150287
:(

>>85150396
It's definitely "a" redpill but it's not the final one

>>85150312
being a boy with a pornstar mom has got to be infinitely worse than a girl with a pornstar mom

>>85150361
she looks like shit with all the surgery shit she's had done

>>85150287
I think it's time we all find Tommy a girlfriend.

>>85150438
What's the final one?

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>>85150437
>if i lived in cali i could be tommy's best friend

I'd even let him cry on my shoulder. We could cry together.

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>>85150437

>>85150461
Necking one's self

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>>85150437
dude...

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>>85150480
i feel the same way

>>85150461
Whatever results in nirvana and freedom from the cycle of samsara.

>>85150437
Do you guys think he will ever actually find someone? I think he's only ever going to have a chance if he quits porn.

>>85150574
He's too enlightened to settle with a woman but not enlightened enough to realise it so he'll probably kill himself.

>>85150574
He used to be married to a pornstar. Now he's known for being an old weirdo in the industry and he can't find anyone anymore.
Non-porn women would never date him. What kind of non-porn women date pornstars anyway?

>>85150293
If people don't know they have a Porn Mom they probably won't. But imagine if someone discovers, that's like any cursing to him makes sense, they'll know your father is a cuck and they can watch your mom fuck all day and even show it to you.

I hope they have a really strong psique, because I think I couldn't handle it.

>>85150654
>What kind of non-porn women date pornstars anyway?
s-someone who would see the purity of his soul?

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Oh man

>>85149932
The same way a guy can make billions off a videogame and have an empty life

>>85150729
Woman are incapable of that unfortunately.

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>>85150437

>>85150753
he truly is /ourguy/

>people feeling sorry for Tommy Gunn

I'm a virgin with no friends, why don't you feel sorry for me? Because I'm not an internet meme.

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>https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=671_1340066991
>kagney makes the money
>monte's softspokenness
>monte doing the laundry

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>>85150753
: (

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>>85150368

apparently Jenna Haze namesearches herself + worm.

>>85150729
>pornomanwhore
>pure
'no'

>>85150815
Yes.

>>85149932
Porn sex would probably suck when you think about it. You have to stay hard for like an hour. You're in a room with 10 other dudes filming you. You got a director shouting at you. A woman doing a poor job of faking it. And at the end of it all you're expected to cum on demand.

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>>85150753
>>85150824
he needs to just fucking drop everything, fuck it all, he should save up enough for retirement and then move far away and never tell anyone what he used to do

>>85149932
Virgin detected.

>>85150838
eeeeh I remember that
is there a webm?

Goddamn it, Tommy.

>>85150815
It's different anon, there's many like you here. Also you weren't in a documentary.

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>>85150898
Yeah...

>>85150815
I don't feel sorry for Tommy you retard I empathise with him. If you were filmed talking about your life and came across in a similar manner I would empathise also.

However your latent aggression and self centeredness makes me feel like I wouldn't empathise.

>>85150815
Haha loser.

>>85150456
There was a show in my country about a guy who would try to fit into some industry, the episode I was watching he tried to get into porn. He talked to a Pornstar, she invited him to go to his house. She started teasing him and wanted him to touch him, the problem is that her husband was watching, and the fucked up thing is that he wanted him to do it, because it turned him on. In the end he didn't fuck her because he has a wife, and the pornstar got really mad, because she really wanted to get fucked.

Maybe Tommy can find a cuck or even a swinger, those are the only 2 options.

>>85150815
Feature in a documentary where your sad and pathetic life is shown and we might feel differently.

>>85150963
He should do it. Or just literally try to find work as a janitor or handyman or something some place far away.

>>85150972
Good post.

>>85150838
Sometimes I think of this comment and laugh.

I wish I was on twitter so I could have commented how she sure has done a lot of "acting."

>>85150972
He gets to have sex with hundreds of sexy women that other men only dream of, yet still fishes for sympathy on twitter. Meanwhile anons have actual zero female contact. Tommy doesn't know what loneliness is.

>>85150975
>Maybe Tommy can find a cuck or even a swinger, those are the only 2 options.
Tommy is too pure for that kind of shit. He wants and needs the love of only one woman.

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>hello darkness my old friend...

>>85151030
Sex =/= happiness you turbo virgin retard.

>>85151030
You're either too young to post here or emotionally retarded.

>>85150891
It'd be terrible. Go watch any behind the scenes thing. Occasionally there's some hot stuff. I saw one where some chick had to get ready for an anal scene so Mick Stefano and Based Rocco took turns stretching out her ass slowly with their dicks in a bean bag chair. But for the most part it's soulless, uncomfortable and completely and utterly lacking intimacy and everyone just seems bored for the most part.

I feel sorry for Tommy.
Male porn stars must have it worse than women in that no one wants to be in a serious relationship with them. That or he has mental health issues.

>>85151030
Those women are paid to fuck him, he knows they don't want to actually be with him. Probably make sit worse desu.

>>85151030
>it's another "autistic robot thinks he's the only one who understands loneliness" episode
can't stand these re-runs, the character is total dogshit

>>85151030
Sex isn't what makes a man happy. It's making love. Fuck, I'm a virgin and I know the difference.

>>85150963
How much money does he have saved up? He has a ranch and property and I'm sure other savings. Why not just sell up and move out to Utah or somewhere where no one would watch porn and start over.

>>85150975
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITqVHey07ZQ

>21:20
>It starts
>He wanted her to become a pornstar, and brags about it to everyone he meets.

If you want I can translate some things.

>>85151121
>women
>capable of love

Fucking idiot

>>85151107
It's like those anons and guys who end up having sex with an ugly girl or prostitute just to lose their virginity, but in the end they just regret it. All those stories is why I rejected girls I wasn't too attracted to.

>>85151172
>assuming sexual preferences in 2017
Whoa.

>>85151030
>thought sex was what really mattered
>still waited until I found a girl I love
>23 years old, had sex for the first time last year with girl I love
>shit was cash
I somewhat still agree with you but sex without love is meaningless, love is what really matters

>>85151126
She only became a pornstar because the husband wanted her to?

>>85151122
i know he got some good dosh because he is well known and star in a bunch but still male performer make shit tier money compare to those hos

>>85151185
I lost my virginity in a threesome with two escorts and I don't regret it.

>>85151030

You are 100% correct and the other replies you've received are people caught up in the memes.

>>85151242
Why go for a threesome on your first time? Didn't you cum near instantly?

>>85151225
Yep.

Reading the comments the pornstar (Sarah Lopes) is brought to the scenes by her husband and after she's banged he takes her home with a happy face.

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>>85150287
>>85150437
wtf

>>85151277
guess so he literally can't regret it even if he wanted
even if it wasn't good it was still being with 2 chicks for your virginity

>>85151292
Interesting.

>>85151235
Yeah but the thing is they work a shit load more. Just had a quick look and he has 1540 credited scenes. Surely that's a fair chunk of money.

>>85151277
I was 21 and I thought it would be a cool way to lose it. The session was two hours and I came probably about 50 minutes into the actual sex part but they were kind of forcing me to cum. We continued to have sex/play around but I wasn't able to cum again. The interesting thing was that I would go soft randomly and then go hard again after a few minutes.

You get to have a girlfriend, but she's an ex-pornstar. Would you still accept?

>>85151357
oh yeah im not saying he is broke at all
he lives quite comfortably in CA which is expensive as fuck first of all, and he got to fuel his fantasy of crafting his shit for the zombie apocalypse


seriously just move to some other quiet place, find a metal work shop to work at and settle down if that he desire

>>85151421
Yeah. It'd be piss easy for him. He's not a bad looking guy, down to earth and has money. Part of me thinks it may be a Travis Bickle type deal; misery which he actively puts himself into and refuses to remove himself from.

>>85151379
man Kagney looks like she's trying her hardest at playing the game but Tommy's just there for the paycheck, in those moments he's dead inside

>>85151391
How much was it and how hot were they? Your place?

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>>85151419
Fuck yeah i would

>>85151529
>mfw tommy put on his finest arnold impersonation in true lies

>>85151419
probably yeah, but it wouldn't last

>>85151419
I'd have to judge her portfolio first.

>>85151419
I'd have fun with her but long term no chance.

>>85151419
has she been BLACKED?

Being a person with morals in the porn industry must be torture. Just imaging befriending some guy, like really him becoming a really good pal, someone you feel you can trust, then one day he invites you over and asks you to fuck his wife, like he is visibly excited about it, and that's the only reason he talked to you. That has happened to Tommy. Not only was this man a pathetic cuck, but apparently you weren't even good enough to be a proper friend to him.

>>85151577
It was around £450. They were very hot and had nice bodies. Ideally I wanted them to have fake tits but I wasn't able to find any that had breasts larger than b's that weren't chubby. They both had nice asses. It took place at one of the girls apartment, she mainly does incalls. You can do "outcalls" which is at your house/a hotel but it's a lot more expensive and I gather more of a nuisance in setting up.

>>85151682
wait is he one of us?

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>>85149343

disgusting

>>85151772
I did a threesome with two prostitutes at a brothel in Melbourne and they made me change condoms every time I wanted to switch to fucking a different girl. Was a major boner killer. Didn't even cum in the end.

>>85151787
yes

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>this thread of vanilla porn faggots

I hate what 4chan has become.

>>85151719
damn.. I'd be his friend desu, help him make stuff for the zombie apocalypse and all that...

>tfw he sold his zombie van

>>85151843
that is some bullshit right there, should have fucking sue them desu

>>85150287
damn, that hit me right in the feels.

>>85151772
why did you want them to have fake tits?

>>85151843
that sounds retarded; don't they get tested regularly?

>>85151945
Yes. It's a safe and regulated industry here. Made fucking zero sense to me.

I've had way hotter ones fuck me without a condom without me even asking.

>>85150456
Fuck unjusting brendan, this is the task /tv/ needs to achieve

>>85151854
>epic pedophilia and vore and gore porn am i right bros *brofist* us real 4channers know
Grow up.

>>85148335
>>85149261
>>85151107
>>85151895
>>85151928
(You)

>>85151945
If he's in Melbourne, I think the law requires them to get tested every three months

>>85150415
ELATED
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>>85151843
That makes sense but I didn't need to do that. They sucked me off without a condom and they let me cum on their chests the one time I came. There was a few things I had wanted to do like rub my dick over their body and titfuck and they let me do pretty much everything. When it came to the vaginal fucking I did need the condom though which I was completely in agreement with. They put it on for me which was cool.

If I had came again I wanted them to swallow my cum but we never discussed it and I wasn't able to cum again so I don't know if they would have done it.

>>85151945
Fake tits thing was just a big fetish of mine, still kinda is.

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>>85148233
brutal, bros
imagine hopping online to beat off and you click your favorite tube site
and the first video you see is your moms prolapsed anus going in and out as she takes a bunch of BBCs.

>>85151990
>I've had way hotter ones fuck me without a condom without me even asking.
mad slags desu

>>85151419
no

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>>85151583
>tfw you fantasize about waking up to a life where you're married to Sophie Dee and cuddle with her thickness everyday.

Why even live? ;_;

>>85152036
did she do that or are you just making an example

>>85152108
It's pretty awful to think how slutty girls can be actually. I never once wore a condom for sex, with a bunch of different women and 3 long term girlfriends, until I visited a brothel at 26 and was required to wear one. And all of those girls I fucked the first night I met them. At least the prostitutes who didn't make me wear a condom inspected my dick first. The girls I didn't pay just let me put it in them.

>>85152154
As nice as that sounds, I'm pretty sure she causes brain damage.

>>85150293
Even Zyzz said you don't date sluts, you only fuck them.

When your mom was the town's bicycle and your dad marries that, it's pathetic. Your family is pathetic and you have less of a father figure to teach you to be a man.

Men who aren't shitty have some semblance of standards.

>>85152267
he is not joking about the anal prolapse i can tell you that

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>>85149976
> Hey it was fun working with you. Would you want to get dinner sometime?
> sorry, Tommy I keep my business and personal life separate.
> That's ok. Do you know anybody who would want to buy a Zombie Proof bus?
> what? Nooo. Sorry Tommy I have to run.
> Tommy watches as she gets into James Deen's car and drives away.

>>85152272
>And all of those girls I fucked the first night I met them.
actually mad slags, and you are too; get any STDs?

>>85152278
She's very retarded. I know.

>>85152336
Nope. Still STD free. Even buttfucked a chick in Thailand without a rubber. Still no STDs. Pretty remarkable.

>>85152328
delet this


porn threads truly are the best threads /tv/ can muster. as a wise nipanon once wrote: "through dick, unity"

>>85152405
>Even buttfucked a chick in Thailand without a rubber.
why even do that?

>>85152267
if you've ever seen her scenes you'd know the answer. I bet the kid has it rough and it'll only get worse the older he gets.

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>>85152354
For the longest time i didn't know she had a accent and thought she had some sort of speech impediment

>>85152463
Drunk, stupid and horny. I honestly deserved to have caught something. Would have taught me a lesson.

>>85152463
>being able to brag about fucking a thai lady boy in a hot and muggy hut

I can't be the only one who reads Tommy Gunn's tweets and sees him for the attention seeking whore he is right?

>>85152478
It doesn't help that she puts a baby voice valley girl dialect on top of her thick as fuck Welsh accent. It makes her sound like she's touched in the fucking head.

>>85151419
I've dated escorts so yeah why not.

>tfw even other pornstars judge him
https://sexfactor.com/episode/9
every one talked about how awkward Tommy was while fucking the girl

>>85152478
>>85151583
damn bros sophie dee is so literally lp. I wouldn't care about her past I just want a dumb welsh pawg gf that I can bully around.

>>85152522
There's a group of bitter virgins somewhere around here. You should join up with them.

>>85152522
Mean.

>>85150212
Kek

>>85152522
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>>85151030
>samefagging this painfully

no one agrees with you, you sad little man

>>85152539
>dated escorts
How does that happen?

>>85151419
nope

>i blew all my cash on tranny hookers, love me now

>>85145535
I likr seeing ugly pornstars get fucked by dirty niggers because its degrading. If I see pretty girl near a nigger I get sick. I watch both kinds of porn.

>>85151719
I'd be Tommy's friend and bully him and never think about being his cuck

id even call him faggot and hug him

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>You will never marry a qt former porn star and start a family

feels bad man

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Kagney is perfection

>>85152827
that pic should be more illegal than snuff

>>85152709
Not him but one of the hookers I fucked I was laying talking to after and got to talking about Simpsons and we started really getting along. She gave me her phone number and told me to call her so I could come around to her place to watch some documentary about Dan Castellaneta. I never called but I imagine if I had it could have lead to dating though I don't like the idea of dating a prostitute at all,

>>85152827
Remy is literally insane, though.

>>85152859
how come monte never got in on that?

>>85152875
>told me to call her so I could come around to her place to watch some documentary about Dan Castellaneta.

Maybe it's because I'm permavirgin with no relations, but that shit sounds weird as fuck.

>>85150549
cuck

>>85152877
she's just high all the time (probably why it was premature)

>>85152859
Glasses dude looks like he's only there to study.

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>>85152877
She's pretty much the poster child for Cluster B personality disorders. Doesn't stop her from being one of my all time favorite porn stars though.

>>85152912
he was busy cleaning the house and playing vidya.
the patrician choice

>>85152859
The dude with the glasses is like the only normal looking black guy in porn. The rest look fucking bizarre.

>>85152544
damn

>>85152859
>>85153013
Didn't glasses dude get blacklisted so hard he now has to fuck trannies?

>>85152919
The documentary or the situation? Don't think there's anything really extraordinary about either desu.

>>85153062
W-wouldn't you just get another job at that point? I mean unless fucking trannies pays really well...Fuck it.

>>85153062
Whatever he did, it's also the reason Sophie Dee called off their engagement.

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>>85150287
> Do any girls like Tommy?

>>85153062
Nah. That was Ramon. He got blacklisted because he was hording animals in a van for some ritualistic sacrificial thing and was charged with animal cruelty.

>>85150838
It was a skin tag.

>>85152859
Kagney broke up with Monte and has been to rehab for meth addiction at least once. She also cut up her wrists in a suicide attempt. I remember an anon posting screenshots from her twitter in a thread awhile back. She was posting pics of her bloody wrists and lots of word salad on her twitter. It was sad but also kind of interesting in a morbid way.

>>85153229
hey jenna

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>tfw I met Abby Lee Brazil IRL a month ago and got acquainted because I'm friends with her best friend
>She hates her boyfriend and hates porn and her family hates her and she's always depressed
>She said I was so funny and respectful and that was a fresh change and to contact her whenever I'm back in Cali

Is this my chance?
>28 years old
Is she too late to save?

>>85153291
DO IT YOU FOOL!

>>85153291
I'd hit it.

>>85153291
Face is shit and probably worse without make-up, lighting, and airshop. I'd still hit it though.

>>85153291
If you want and you think it would make you happy, it go for it dude. Don't dictate your life by a bunch of autists on a laoatian basket weaving forum.

>>85153291
>Is she too late to save?

Considering Allie Sin is happy, in a normal relationship and enjoying her career as a hairdresser, no.

Save her.

On a side note that Slut Hotel scene with Abby is prime fapping material.

>>85152709
You get along with her, if she trusts you, she gives you her number, we started talking by whatsapp and we went out for dinner, I fucked for her for free, did it several times and we got more serious.

She was good fucking and into anal, she did pretty good rimjobs too.

>>85153089
I mean, a hooker giving you her number so you can watch a doc about an old bald guy?

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>>85153333
Quads have spoken. Go catch yourself a porn star.

>>85153291
You should take some advice from my friend Project Pat, anon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQEkn6VIiJI

>>85153089
Should have followed through with it, it'd be a great back pocket story
>say, did I ever tell you about the time I watched a documentary on Dan Castellaneta with a hooker?

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>>85153333
>>85153338
>>85153349
>>85153359
>>85153391

Thanks guys, I'm gonna do it

Pic related

>>85153461
>Jags fan
>saving a hoe
makes sense

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>>85153461
>jags

>>85153461
you go man!

>>85153461
Please update us in a future porn thread. We're rooting for you bro.

>>85153365
Hookers are just people with their own interests. If you share their interests they make like you and want to spend further time with you. People are just people.

>>85153461
>Jags fan

Yeah you need some positive in your life.

>>85153461
Good luck anon!

Don't fuck it up!

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>>85153461
>>85153495
fun fact: jags guy went to columbine high school

>>85153024
Does she not realize she just proved remys point with her tweet?

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>>85150437
Can we send a birthday card or something to him?

>>85153580
how about you point him out you fag

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>>85153488
>>85153495
>>85153532
>>85153539
>>85153560
We talked for like 4 hours that night on Snapchat about her friend and what she does and how she feels about it. It was breddy decent
>>85153579
I'll find a way

>>85153689
Does she want to quit bad? Whats stopping her from quitting and living a quiet life?

>>85153689
shut up fag i hope she gives you herpasyphilghonaids
-uma delicia

>>85153689
Are you attractive?

>>85153689
how do you feel about it anon? if you do get her, one day you'll catch feelings and you'll have to be okay knowing how many guys she's fucked
and every time you hear a group of guys laughing if they're talking about your gf and making fun of you kind of like that Hot Girls Wanted scene where the boyfriend gets made fun of by his frat bros and they play a porn starring his girlfriend

>>85153731
She rakes in like 250k a year from doing it. I'm pretty sure she quit recently because she's camming now instead

>>85153765
I'm an average as fuck black computer nerd and I'm pretty sure she's never done IR on cam at least, so it's a bit of an uphill battle

>>85153798
>how do you feel about it anon?

It wouldn't really bother me. I've done far worse off-camera than she has on camera

I'm lonely anyways

>>85153824
>interractial
>black and latina
I don't think you have too much to worry about.

>>85153824
Good luck, but be careful. Smells like a setup, nigger[/spoiler.]

>>85152267
she also did a scene where she had sticks of butter stuck up her asshole and she squatted down and pushed it out.

>>85153824
>black

Ugh, leave her for someone else to save.

>>85145593
>he thinks I voted for Hillary
You must be underaged if you don't know cuckholdry is the patrician and go-to fetish amongst fellow GOP groups

>>85153928
Next time just hit ctrl+s

>>85153225
yeah, it was some form of Cuban voodoo. His tranny videos are weird as fuck; really surreal shit

>>85149932
Gotta be 21+ to post here, kid.

>>85151421
He sold the zombie van, bruv

anyone ever seen Brandon Iron's comments on pornhub? He acts so much like a mild-mannered Canadian friend of mine that it really shocks me. I mean that he responses to every comment on the videos he posts

Good thread, lads.

porn threads on /tv/ really are the best.

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>>85154008
She already gave wypipo a chance, time for me crack her open with my BBC

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>>85153689
>>85153461
I talk to Sarah Longfield on snapchat sometimes.
Somebody pay attention to me pls

>>85153996
link?

>>85154083
damn....what else is even left for him now

did he say anything when geogre romero die?

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>>85154138
Yeah but I'm also friends with her on her personal facebook and actually know her real name so that makes me better than you

>>85154128
>She already gave wypipo a chance

Are you sure it's not that white people no longer want her?

>>85144562
Isnt that kagney lynn karter? I have seen her insides

>>85154163
I've never seen it but even without googling I know that's got to be a Mike Adriano scene.

Guy treats assholes like an amusement park.

>>85152919
Escorts give you their numbers so they don't have to pay their pimp. Jesus anon she's an escort.

>>85154233
What? Her real name is Sarah Longfield. She's not a pornstar.

>>85154123
this

>>85154302
Well yeah, that's why I said it's weird. She could've just said "if you wanna smash again, call me", not "Hey, let's look at that doc about Homer Simpson's voice"

>>85154325
I'm talkin' bout Abby m8

>>85153689
YOU ARE GONNA MAKE IT LAD
date her and post how it went

I fuck my Lisa Ann fleshlight regularly and she said "Cool!" to one of my tweets at her.

Go for it?

>>85154530
Doesn't she have an email address set up at which you can send her pictures of yourself and she then tells you if she'd fuck you if she's near you?

>>85154572
This doesn't surprise me as I've heard she's a massive whore in her personal life but doesn't she just go for young, hung Chads?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UF62c9JwvQ4
>2:11
WHICH ONE OF YOU WAS THIS

>>85154369
Part of an escorts job is to make it so you feel something enough to call her back. So making promises or plans is part of the game.

>>85154572
If you watch this shit kill yourself.

>>85154667
why are you posting this in our comfy pornography thread?

>>85154572
I thought that was Ava Devine

>>85154794
She's fucking gross.
But I would still fuck her because I have no self respect.

>>85154794
She had a very small window when she was hot but it was a long time ago. She seems like a fun chick though.

>>85154768
I googled because of >>85154138

>>85149701
It's like a sexy Don Ramon.