This is Woody Allen's undisputed top 5: >Manhattan >Match

>>85144428
Dear god is that his wife?

What about Annie Hall

>>85144490

AND his daughter!

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>>85144490
Yes.

Here's a pic of them at the start of their relationship

>>85144511
God tier but not good enough for top 5

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>>85144587
She wasn't HIS daughter.

>Soon-Yi Previn (born October 8, 1970) is the adopted daughter of Mia Farrow and André Previn, as well as the wife of Woody Allen

>>85144428
Manhattan sucks

>>85144428
You have to have Midnight in Paris in.

>no deconstructing harry and the mighty aphrodite
fucking plebs

Manhattan is truly for casuals. It's a fine film, but way overblown here. Have you seen many more than the few you've listed? Because Love and Death is ok, but there are like 4 from the early, funny period that are better. Similarly MP and VCB don't even rate. Blue Jasmine is much better.

>>85144611
That's not her you meme scum. No wonder your taste is off.

where's Stardust Memories? and Manhattan instead of Annie Hall??

>>85144798
Match Point is by far his best film from this millennium and one of his best non-comedies ever, not even a contest

>>85144428
there are so many i want to put in, but when i see that 5 i can't really complain. goes to show how good he is, really

>>85144798
>there are like 4 from the early, funny period that are better

Such as?

>>85145037
He has made over 10 good films but never a masterpiece.

>>85145052
sleeper
take the money and run
what's up tiger lily
idk

>>85145117
lol you're literally quoting him at this point

>>85145052
Bananas, Zelig, Everything you ever wanted to know, Sleeper... i'm about to post my definitive list

>>85144428
The Purple Rose of Cairo
Zelig
Stardust Memories
Take the Money and Run
Broadway Danny Rose

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>GOAT/Favorite tier
Hannah and Her Sisters, Crimes and Misdemeanors

>Great tier
Bananas, Zelig, Sleeper, Annie Hall, Purple Rose, Deconstructing, Blue Jasmine, Husbands and Wives

>Very Good tier
Love and Death, Everything..., Stardust, Midsummer, Manhattan, Broadway Danny, Radio Days, Another Woman, Aphrodite, Celebrity, Sweet Lowdown, Midnight in Paris, Cafe Society

>Good tier
Shadows and Fog, Interiors, Manhattan Murder, Match Point, Vicky, Sweet and Lowdown, Cassandra, Whatever Works

>Ok tier
Bullets, Irrational, Small Time, Melinda,

I know i'm forgetting a few, hardly any other director has so many good films

Reminder for fans to see Wild Man Blues, really comfy and insightful, as well as the semi-recent American Masters documentary

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i can't help but like small time crooks, and snatch. got me into ballet.

>>85145351
by which i mean scoop

>>85145225
Swap out Stardust and Take the Money for (respectively) Crimes and Misdemeanours and Love and Death and you're golden

What's that sports movie where the young girl from Manhatten shows her tits

>>85144428
Annie Hall
Take the money and run
Match Point
Manhattan
PURPLE ROSE OF CAIRO

>pleb

>>85145406
>Swap out Stardust and Take the Money for (respectively) Crimes and Misdemeanours and Love and Death and you're golden

Yeah well I'm not going to do that

>>85145340
Thanks for the list.

Zelig
Purple Rose of Cairo
Love and Death
Crimes and Misdemeanors
Radio Days

>>85144428
you left out Antz, fucking idiot

Woody Allen is a bad director and probably an insufferable human being IRL

>>85145340
You forgot at least

>Jade Scorpion
>Scoop
>Tall Dark Stranger
>Magic in the Moonlight
>To Rome With Love
>Hollywood Ending
>Play It Again Sam

>>85144428
Why did he put his own films in his top 5?

>>85145717
This.

>>85144428
Why isn't he dead yet?

>>85146327
I guess it's still a Woody film since he wrote it but he actually didn't direct Play It Again Sam

I've never seen a single movie of his

>unironically enjoying the movies of a manlet kike pedophile

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>Vicky Christina Barcelona better than Blue Jasmine

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>>85144675
tfw Manhattan was based off of their relationship.

>>85145340
pretty good list. Crimes and Misdemeanors is his best work or top3, hands down.

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This is Woody's son, the only biological child he ever had. Thoughts on his body of work?

>>85147898

More like Woody's wife's son, who you kidding?

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>>85147898
It's Sinatra's son, which is fucked up. Mia is crazy.

>>85147898
>DUDE I HATE WOODY ALLEN AND NOT MY CRAZY MOMMY WHO GETS ME TV SHOWS LMAO

>>85147221
Actually was based on a relationship he had with another 17 year old.

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>>85148180
>>85148330
Cmon now, Ronan doesn't look anything like Sinatra

Radio Days
Hannah and Her Sisters
Take the Money and Run
Annie Hall
Broadway Danny Rose

>woody is literally living the bunny hop dream

hows the amazon series ?

>>85149372
Not very good. Has its bright spots but probably only for the devoted Woody fan. Miley worked surprisingly well with him though, I hope they work together again somewhere down the line.

>>85146916
If you want to get into him, try Midnight in Paris. I think it's still on Netlix. Then go by >>85145340, it's a good list

>>85145013
this tbqhfamalama

What did /tv/ think of Café Society?

Match Point > power gap > Crimes and Misdemeanors >atomic power gap > Deadpool :^] > everything else he's created

>Vicky Christina Barcelona

>Literally a tourism advertisement.

Stop choosing movies with your dick.

>>85149833
One of the most red pilled films about women ever made

>>85149696
i liked it, it was solid

>>85149696
I was really surprised by how good it was, felt like it was from his 80s period. Simple, melancholy story well acted and beautifully directed. The cinematography, production design. etc

>>85149607
Thanks anon

>>85147898
wonder what it's like to live your life looking like a half melted frank sinatra wax figurine

>>85144727

It's a movie for adults. I'm sorry.

>>85144428
essential cuckino

I wish Gene Wilder starred in some Woody films, besides just the Sheep segment, he was perfect for his cinematic world.

Literally who?

>>85151410
The guy from that animated ant film

>>85151786
Stallone?

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I love Woody Allen but I also hate him for spawning an entire generation of impersonators that are all insufferable cunts

>>85152228
Like who? Not being facetious, just wondering. The closest i can think of is someone like Baumbach who is pretty great in his own right. In that he employs New York tinged idiosyncratic stage play like dialogue to push the narrative forward. Maybe Stillman as well, also great.

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What are the chances of his next film with Kate Winslet not being shit?

>>85144428
>Be pedo

>ruin your reputation and career and throw all your eggs in THAT basket

JESUS CHRIST WOODY FUCK ME

>>85144428
Midnight in paris

>>85152665
She's a gifted actress, and if it's a powerful performance like Cates' we may have ourselves some modern woody kino.

>>85152752
>pedo

>>85152756
It is interesting going back and seeing how many child molestation jokes are in his movies. They're in Bananas, Stardust Memories, Hannah and her Sisters, probably others. Plus he dates a 17 year old in Manhattan, and has a close relationship with a preteen in Crimes and Misdemeanors.

>tfw you've only seen Annie Hall and Manhattan

Annie Hall is intrinsically better than Manhattan you contrarian fuck

>>85152752
>pedo
hello rebbit

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>>85144428
That's gotta be a ladyboy

>>85145340
>Hannah and Her Sisters
>GOAT
lmao
>muh deep ingmar bergman tribute
its fucking awful

>>85152752
He didn't ruin anything. He went on to make his more acclaimed movies after marrying her.

>>85155358
lol expansive insight dude XD

Kikes are so stupid

>>85152752
Wasn't she Mia Farrow's adopted daughter? So it's not like he picked her out of a mail order bride catalogue.

>>85144428

Why did he marry an old crossdressing asian man?

Why doesn't anyone ever talk about The Purple Rose of Cairo? Such a comfy movie.

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This is basically a dude's face

And it makes me erect

>>85153981
>child molestation jokes
>17 yearolds
Mmmm no