>Computer, create a life size recreation of Chief Engineer,

I look forward to your report Mr Broccoli

>>85136676
God I wish that were me

>>85136676
The chance of anything happening to you is very slim considering there's hundreds(?) aboard the enterprise and only one La Forge recreation.

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>>85136676
>make Chief Engineer, Geordi La Forge highly and violently sexually aggressive.
This line was redundant?

Other than that good meme.

>>85136676
"Computer, recreate an urban park on Earth with a walking route of approximately eight kilometers and a stall that sells refreshments approximately halfway."
>"Acknowledged."
"Set temperature to 18C, with a mild cool breeze and a typical summer evening sky.
>Acknowledged. Programme ready.
"One m-m-more thing, computer..."
>Beep-Beep
>"M-m-make the pathway so it consists of baby rabbits, kittens and other juvenile lower earth mammals that accurate change when the downward pressure of a human male is applied to their head and bodies."
>Acknowledged.

>computer, create a holographic simulation of an adult klingon male
>enlarge genitalia by 200% the klingon norm
>increase sexual aggression by 300%
>upon entrance of subject O'Brien, Molly, lock holodeck doors and begin broadcasting holosuite visuals on all viewscreens
>override all stop commands authority Lt. Barclay, Reginald
>Disable all safety parameters and page Molly Obrien to the holodeck on my mark.
>...
>mark

>computer, generate a house and place one inch thick pieces of bread around in it, don't forget in the shower next to the soap
>oh, computer, generate a cat and place it in the spare bedroom
>disengage safety protocols
>start simulation

>>85137315
I'd watch that

Computer, initiate cuckolding protocol F107