>6.9/10 on imdb What the FUCK is their problem? why does

>>85131040
>conan the barbarian
>smart
maybe you're the retard anon

>>85132544

Nah, seems like it's you.

>>85131040
They are intimidated by the aryan ubermensch. They must submit!

>But when Conan and Doom meet at the top of the Mountain of Power, it was, for me, a rather unsettling image to see this Nordic superman confronting a black, and when Doom's head was sliced off and contemptuously thrown down the flight of stairs by the muscular blond Conan, I found myself thinking that Leni Reifenstahl could have directed the scene, and that Goebbels might have applauded it.

>>85132544
>guy has muscles
>he's dumm rofl xd
Stay a kissless virgin.

>>85132592
>fictional white barbarian killing fictional black wizard = nazi

Imagine being this sad and obsessed about race.

>>85131040
Plebs can't handle Arnoldkino

>>85132592
source?

>>85132720

Just because the main character isn't dumb doesn't mean the film is smart. That is one of the mistakes edgy fedora faggots tend to make when they start writing cynical asshole main characters that have read every book in the universe and is capable of out witting every other character he comes across, notable example the current BBC Sherlock.

The absolute best OST of all film

>>85132544
You're the retard, faggot.

Read Nietzsche's Also sprach Zarathustra, then watch the film, then come back, retard.

>>85133236
You sound like an edgy faggot and also a 15 year old. Reading Nietzsche isn't a substitute for having a personality. Take off the fedora and go outside.

>>85133302
You're not even getting my post, retard.

Read Nietzsche, then watch the film.

Here is an easy way, but again you have to learn how to read first, can't make it easier for you:
http://actionagogo.com/2017/02/26/the-night-shift-conan-the-barbarian-nietzsche-philosophy-and-fascism/

>>85131040
Women will never understand

>>85133236
Nietzsche is entry-level, kid.

>>85131040
Most pre-2000 films on IMDb are underrated, OP.

>>85133398
instead of these 2 posts you could have summarized the link between Conan and Nietzsche and what you think is interesting about it. it's that easy when we actually understand something my friend

>looking at or caring about imbd score

That score is about right I guess even though 0.1-10.0 scoring system for movies is retarded.

>>85133474
Entry level is not normie-level.

Also, entry level or not, the film is just built around it.

>>85133398

>literally googled "Conan the Barbarian deep, smart, analysis" and picked something at random and linked it without reading

Kek

Cucks hate manliness

>>85133695
What's retarded about it?

I doubt many people have actually seen it. Speaking to people about it they all seem to be under the impression that it's just a dumb fantasy movie.

>>85133474

>Nietzsche is entry-level

Sure it is buddy... please tell me about your philosophy 101 classes where the first lessons were about continental philosophy from the 19th century.

>>85131040
That's just how IMDb works. Spider-Man 2 is widely considered by audiences and critics to be one of the top 10 best capeshit films of all time but its score is 7.3, Escape from New York is an iconic cult film that's critically acclaimed but its score is 7.2, etc, etc. A 6.9 IMDb score is a terrible score for a blockbuster that was just released but it's a good score for an old film that isn't extremely popular.

>>85134367
I'm the second highest regarded Nietzsche scholar in the Unisted States.

>>85134530

You fool, no scholar of Nietzsche is highly regarded!

>>85131040
this movie is the most antiliberal and antinumale a movie can get.
and people rating this movies are milenials and pussified manchildren that think women should replace men.
the score is bullshit but it goes with the times.

>>85134476
I did Philosophy at AS level at college and did Nietzsche, he is entry level

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>>85134555
Top kek

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>>85133236
>Burger education
Philosophy at 16 in the Uk consists of things like Nietszche, Plato, Kant, Hume, Hobbes etc.

It's entry level shit fucking hell no wonder this board thinks BvS is DEEP

>>85134411

Generally, critiquing art with a rating system is difficult enough. I refuse to believe that most critics can actually discern between a 7.1 or a 7.3 movie. Simplicity is better and has been the standard for food/movie/game critics up until the 2000s or so. 5 star rating system with the option to give half stars is much more elegant and sensible than the arbitrary 100 point system.

>>85134634

we're all very impressed

>>85134634
At what age do you move up to Mohammad?

>>85133107
Elbert's review

http://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/conan-the-barbarian-1982

>>85131040
Most people don't care about fantasy and this is the best of it.

>>85134825
actually we learn about him in compulsory Religous Education classes from 8-16 you bible belt hillbilly

>>85132592
i didn't even realize doom was black as a kid, and i watched it dozens of times.

>>85134634

>read this post with a britbong accent

you lose again

>>85135547

>being this butthurt over an obvious good natured ribbing and also proud of being a muzzie lover

>>85131040

Under rated phantasy film as most phantasy films are horrible.

>>85135670
I think this one is unironically better than lotr..

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>>85132592

Ebert was a SJW and a cuck before his time

>>85134825

>his education doesn't include the study of the early history and basics of the major religions of the world.

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>Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. All that matters is that two stood against many. That's what's important! Valor pleases you, Crom... so grant me one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then the HELL with you!

I dare you to hate this

>>85131040
a strong man whose greatest joy in life is to "crush his enemies, see them driven before him, and hear the lamentations of their women" is too offensive for modern """"""""""""men""""""""""""

>>85134565
just because it's fucking entry level doesn't mean it's inherently bad you fucking hipster hack fraud

2001 space is entry level and its good

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>>85132592
I'm glad not only that he died, but that he died suffering immeasurably. He deserved every bit of pain and more.

Scum of the fucking Earth.

Conan was god-tier, every single person who criticised this film has either not watched it or is what you'd imagine the human embodiment of an ear gauge to be. It's an objective 10/10.

>>85132730
With all the proto-/pol/ posters and 16 year olds on this website that's not even that hard to imagine bruv

>>85136254
>being this obsessed with /pol/ you have to mention them at every turn
Get help

>>85131040
1. betacucks are afraid of real men
2. not EVERYONE hates it, just morons
3. who gives a shot what others think? stop being a bitch.

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>>85131040
>6.9/10
It's a good score for IMDb. 6.2 and up are good kinos.

>movie about a big guy with a big sword
>hard to understand
Well you've done it /tv/ you've proven you're fucking retarded and you only care about your fee fees

>>85136288
I really enjoy shitposting on this website but half the threads I visit on /tv/ and /int/ somehow end up in muh libtards muh niggers muh altright and general political shitposting. It's hard not being exposed to it anon

>>85136424
What did you expect? These are the same betas who think BvsS was good and like small children and feet. They're nothing but cucks.

>>85136437
Get help.
>>85136424
>>85136479
Either b8 or people who haven't watched the movie.

>>85136479
You're absolutely correct. In the minds of a capeshitter and starshitters we are imprisoned to here.

>>85133398
>ANGELA NIGHT
>Angela Night is a writer, gamer, feminist and film buff. Writer of the Thoughts Of A Feminist Blog, found at [email protected]. Most often observed in natural habitat of Twitter @angelheartnight

article came from this bitch.

>>85134768
When you actually rate something on IMDB you only have the option of a full number, the decimal point is just to make it more accurate instead of rounding up or down to the nearest full number

>>85131040
Everyone with taste can agree that Conan the Barbarian is good but here's the real question:

What's your opinion on Conan the Destroyer?

>>85131040
Not good as Deathstalker

>>85136070
I didn't say that, he was arguing Nietzche isn't entry level, I was saying it is one of the first things you're taught, thus making it entry level, never said that made it bad munter

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>>85131040
Because it's a bit uneven, good but uneven.
>>85132592
And this is what Conan looked like according to the books. Why is it ok to change someone's race to white?

>>85135973
post a picture of your arm

@85137164
B8, just ignore, don't reply to.

>>85135874
>Give me what I want or fuck off
That's not how prayers works
>>85135973
What if my greatest joy in life is to crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and hear the lamentations of their men, women and children?

>>85137000
It's fun

>>85137164
he's a tanned white guy there, arnie was a slightly tanned white guy

>>85137000
>What's your opinion on Conan the Destroyer?
Decent flick, the princess is top cute too. Has a few good scenes but doesn't hold up as well as it's own film, more like "Some more adventures of Conan".

Always wanted to see massive Arnie ravage the qt princess though.

>>85133147
Who exactly did Conan outsmart? Valeria caught him the first time he tried to be stealthy, Osric caught him in a lie and the time he went undercover he was immediately caught and crucified.

>>85137286
Cracker that's a olive, not a white guy.
>>85137348
>Who exactly did Conan outsmart
The riders

>>85137216
That's how Cimmerian prayers work.

>>85132544
Okay then. What is the riddle of steel?

>>85137423
Yeah, I don't know that setting an experienced warrior setting an ambush is "out witting every other character he comes across ... [like] current BBC Sherlock."

>>85137464
How can steel be strong if the flesh is weak?
>>85137498
You're right, but you did ask who did Conan outsmart and he outsmarted the riders.

>>85133233
This.
This film wasn't worthy of a soundtrack this good.

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>>85136171
Fuck yes

>>85133233
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHfE682mm3c
Without a doubt

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>>85137557
Steel is weak. Flesh is stronger.

>>85137710
Roger Ebert is a god.

>>85137986
Then what are bones?

>>85135551
Well James Earl Jones does have a lighter complexion than a lot of black people.

>>85137164
He was burnt brown by the sun, still technically white though

>>85131040
Fuck IMDB, Conan is one of the best movies of all time

>>85137423
You've never actually read Howard, did you? It is stated in almost every single story that he's a white man, suppose to look like an Irish man with big blue eyes. There is even a story in which he sided with the white guys against the swarthy picts solely because they're white.

>>85131040
>6.9/10 is bad

I want IGN to leave

>>85132592
BAP pls

>>85139032
My man!

Are the books good?

>>85139316
Yes

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>>85139032
> There is even a story in which he sided with the white guys against the swarthy picts solely because they're white.

Name?

>>85132544
>Conan
>dumb

> Language and writing were also made available, the poetry of Kitai, the philosophy of Sung

I genuinely get annoyed because Conan was actually pretty Learned.

>>85137986
“Flesh grows weak. Steel becomes brittle. But the will is indomitable.”

Only people who haven't watched Conan can hate it. Or women.

>>85132592
Maybe they shouldn't have casted Doom as a black guy so this 'issue' wouldn't come up at all.

>>85140491
I think they were smart and casted the best actor they could find for the role.

>>85140222
'How do you figure that?' retorted the Cimmerian. 'I have but to wait until dark, climb down the other side of this crag and melt into the forest. I can crawl through the line the Picts have thrown around this hill, and return to the fort to report you all slain by the savages—which will shortly be truth!' Zarono and Strom stared at each other in pallid silence. 'But I'm not going to do that!' Conan roared. 'Not because I have any love for you dogs, but because a white man doesn't leave white men, even his enemies, to be butchered by Picts.'

--The Black Stranger

Also:
“You said I was a barbarian,” he said harshly, “and that is true, Crom be thanked. If you
had had men of the outlands guarding you instead of soft-gutted civilized weaklings, you
would not be the slave of a black pig this night. I am Conan, a Cimmerian, and I live by
the sword’s edge. But I am not such a dog as to leave a white woman in the clutches of a
black man; and though your kind call me a robber, I never forced a woman against her
consent. Customs differ in various countries, but if a man is strong enough, he can enforce
a few of his native customs anywhere. And no man ever called me a weakling!”

--The Vale of Lost Women

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>>85137710
>tfw Arnie is exactly the right age to play this older King version of Conan.
God somebody needs to shove a contract for a sequel in front of him right fucking now.

>>85140988
Only if Verhoeven, McTiernan or Milius directs it.

>>85131040
There's basically two camps. There's the people that were too old when it came out, who read Howard's stories and were pissed that movie Conan was such a pale imitation. You see this type with any movie that comes out based on a book or a comic.

In the other camp, you've got the people that are too young. They think it's an old fogey movie, or that Destroyer is better, or that the remake is better, or that barbarians aren't cool, or some shit like that.

And then there's also a third camp filled with people that have had their brains surgically replaced with tater tots, and shill Red Sonja for some reason.

>>85140622
>I think they were smart and casted the best actor they could find for the role.
The best actor... and the worst wig. Holy hell. How did they convince him to put that on? "James. You look great! No, really!! I wasn't laughing, I choked on a piece of gum."

>>85141079
>Only if Verhoeven, McTiernan or Milius directs it.
They should do a new trilogy, with each of those guys doing one part.

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>>85139316
If by books you mean short stories, yes
Get pic related first, it has the first short stories, history of the Hyborian world, and some other stuff, nice collection

>>85132592
in the next paragraph he acknowledges that he's probably being oversensitive, and that there is likely no racist intention. it's just his own observation

>>85140840
>a white man doesn't leave white men, even his enemies, to be butchered by Picts
>But I am not such a dog as to leave a white woman in the clutches of a
black man

;_;7

>>85142175
Still, if that's his first thought that comes to mind when seeing a white character destroying a black character, he had problems projecting social justice into everything he watched

>>85142548
>But I am not such a dog as to leave a white woman in the clutches of a black man
Anti-/tv/, God bless o7

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>>85141815
The old comics are also really good, top notch fantasy.

How did Conan become so buff anyway?
I mean he was just pushing that wheel 24/7.

>>85142863
cuck

>>85142175
He only put that line in there so it could quoted out of context on shitholes like here.

>>85143022
Crom blessed him with high test-fueled genes

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>>85140147
yes

>>85143210
Batman & Robin was great schlock

I don't get why people don't like it

>>85140988

Especially with Logan being such a success.

>old king conan takes in some young upstart who reminds him of his younger self

>>85143355
Batman returns was way better.

Even the batmobile was uglier.

>>85140333

This.

This guy does pretty good reviews of older movies

https://youtu.be/HG01uJfH5Pc

>>85142800
Well, a lot of them WERE adaptations of Howard's short stories. Not necessarily of his Conan stories, mind you, as the comic writers did cannibalize almost everything he did and turned them into Conan stories.

Roy Thomas was especially prolific in doing that.