> Since December, fan site Making Star Wars has been reporting on rumors that, in The Last Jedi, Ahch-To will be populated by small creatures called “porgs” that are “sort of like a bird mixed with a Gremlin.” These porgs were said to be guardians of the island that have have formed a symbiotic relationship with their environment and with Luke.
https://www.google.es/amp/s/www.polygon.com/platform/amp/2017/7/15/15977098/star-wars-last-jedi-puffins-behind-scenes
Force Sloth Anakin confirmed
>>85128562
I'd fuck it.
>>85128562
>formed a symbiotic relationship with Luke
so, like chicken?
he feeds them, and gets some eggs?
symbiotic
>>85128562
This ruins the movie for me now.
>>85128562
>"""""people""""" who care about Star Wars and capeshit
What is the force sloth about?
the two of them form a symbiont circle, you must understand this
How many times are we gonna have this thread?
Penguins = cute
Merchandising for kids = good
Force Sloth = bad
Merchandising is what made Star Wars fun in the first place. Making it for kids is not a bad thing as long as they do it right.
/thread
>>85128807
It's supposed to be a test like Darth Vader in TESB for marry sue, but turns into anakins ghost later.
>>85128562
What is this a 90s anime?
>>85128891
>Merchandising is what made Star Wars fun in the first place
kys
a fucking tree
>>85129006
The whole point of the movies was selling toys and shit from the start.
atleast they don't say its a bird. Because its not a bird. No beak, no beard. Its is some ugly mammal
>>85128562
>it's the new Ewoks
At least there needs not to be scenes of them fighting off First Order Troopers
>>85129085
I'm sure when George first thought up Star Wars he was trying to sell toys.
Kill yourself.
this pleases the beaner demographic. make sure it sings in a high octave.
>>85129200
Maybe there's a scene where these guys gather and sing some Force song to make the Stormtroopers fall asleep. I can imagine something like that from Disney.
>>85129259
You first
>>85128891
Let's play Spot The Shill.
>>85129264
Lol wut?
>>85128875
Underrated post
>>85128891
What's up Mickey drone?
>>85129323
Minions.
>>85128875
we do not un think so
>>85129323
this is what beaners want. hour and half of fart jokes sung by shiny cgi animals in a high pitch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qW636Cab0tw
Yeah, I remember all of the creature effects from The Force Awakens that ended up playing a crucial role in the overall plot of the movie.
This is just Lucasfilm throwing the people who actually care about the leaks a bone.
>>85129414
Star Wars isn't a franchise of hour and half of fart joke singing cgi animals though.
>>85129166
You ever imagined a secretary bird stopping on your balls? Haha! As a joke, like, haha!
It's a fucking seal mixed with a penguin. That's what it is.
>>85128891
nigger the ewoks nearly killed RotJ.
>>85129488
Yeah, Ironically right? I have giant plastic balls that i sshhove in my ass imagining that i'm a bird laying eggs. Its ironic, not real degeneracy. But immm not alone in this right?
>>85128609
No need. It is fucked already.
>>85128562
Oh look. Ewok 2.0 arrives a whole movie early.
>>85129535
True. Looks nothing like a puffin or Gremlin at all.
Stick a deelybopper on it and have it eat energy and you've got hoojib.
>>85128562
What if one of them is a sith lord
>>85129487
it will be soon enough. the spics have to go back.
>>85128562
Je suis Jar Jar Binks
>disney executive: "we need to include a new creature that we can create spin-offs with and make lots of toys out of so we make billions of dollars that we don't pay tax on thanks to money laundering"
>star wars production HQ (marketing department): "what about a pokemon with downs? it will play well to boys and girls and we can get on board with the anti-bully message with it thus ensuring we can shove it down kids throats at school with federal money not our own advertising budget"
>disney executive: "perfect. make sure they have a symbiotic relationship with luke to make them a must-have toy." *rubs hands*
>>85130142
plumbus
>Ahch-To
Bless you
>>85130391
>second movie in the new trilogy
>planet is literally called ACT 2
What did they mean by this?
T H I C C PENGUIN
It's a daring synthesis of all the movie marchandise that sold really well to kids in the last 5 years.
Minions
>>85130722
It's a minions-baby groot-hello kitty-bratz-penguin
>>85130661
Its not a bird, we already establisehd that as a fact.
>>85129085
Not in 1977.
The first film being a surprise hit left toy merchandisers scrambling. Kenner, the first company to make Star Wars toys/action figures didn't get anything out to stores until months after the movie was out. Unlike today where they get released 3 months early.
>>85128562
Disney execs would be dumb to not add their own minions to all their cinematic universes. Those fuckers are lucrative. Nobody even cares about despicable me just the minions.
>>85130895 IT'S A PENGUIN SHAPED SEAL WTF THIS IS OBVIOUS
>porgs
I miss the funny names Lucas would come up with like Sleazebaggano and wookies.
>>85130895
penguins are dinos
>>85128562
Looks like some Miyazaki shit.
>>85132253
Well, this film is aimed the Miazaki audience, young females. Even TFA's trailer was copied shot for shot from Nausicaa's trailer
>>85128746
>posting an actor that had a prominent role in a new Disney Star Wars movie to criticize Star Wars
Retard.