/got/ general: Time to move edition

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Why are the costume designers so afraid of colour?

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first for Mansa

>>85124050
because it's medieval-esque so therefore everything has to be brown and grey and covered in mud and shit

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any hope for this season?

>20 Good men

>>85124050
Its not just Got its most medieval shows and movies.

They avoid colour as their afraid it won't look "realistic".

>>85124050
Because this shower is GRITTY AND REALISTIC

>>85124093
nOPE

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>>85124050
tell me those costumes don't look silly as fuck

this shit looks like something out of a porno

>>85124101
>They avoid colour as their afraid it won't look "realistic".

>but our characters can teleport across continents!

>>85124050
why does olenna look like such a happy merchant in that pic

>>85124052
DAammn, would impregnate with my potato seeds

>>85124093
Has anyone even mentioned cersei blowing up the ruling elite?

>>85124113
Cersei is a slut and she likes dressing slutty because she knows thats a womans greatest weapon.

>>85124160
>Has anyone even mentioned cersei blowing up the ruling elite?

Or you know, the fact she blew up the Vatican? I'm sure all those religious poor folk who loved high sparrow will start revolting soon, RIGHT DND?

>>85124139
Tyrells are pretty jewy if you think about it.

>>85124050
Lannisters have to wear black cause they are the bad guys.

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“Renly offered me a peach. At our parley. Mocked me, defied me, threatened me, and offered me a peach. I thought he was drawing a blade and went for mine own. Was that his purpose, to make me show fear? Or was it one of his pointless jests? When he spoke of how sweet the peach was, did his words have some hidden meaning?” [The king gave a shake of the head, like a dog shaking a rabbit to snap its neck.] “Only Renly could vex me with a piece of fruit. He brought his doom on himself with his treason, but I did love him, Davos. I know that now. I swear, I will go to my grave thinking of my brother’s peach."

>>85124190
but literally everyone wears black

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>>85124052
BLOOD OF THE FIRST MEN

>>85124029

DEFENDANORF

How long until western governments wake up and start forcing all of the population into armed forces training? OMG so progressive

>>85124183
A mix of jews and Italians

>>85124160
>>85124178
what the fuck

>>85124093
remember when they revealed that melisandre was actually really old and using some kind of shape shifting amulet magic shit for absolutely no reason at all?

>>85124050
damn, Cersei looks like THAT?

>>85124178
Everyone knows the Sparrows are just a small elite and just consisted of the few that got blown up.

>>85124050
Olenna is Rita Repulsa?

>Threadly reminder that a Targ now rules The North and Dragonstone

Which Kingdom falls to the rebooted Dinasty next?

>>85124239
the city of Dorne

>>85124221
In the books the characters have no canon appearances besides their vague descriptions. There's no drawings.

That's fan art.

>>85124201
There was a Northern Lord in the same scene with a big beard who was also in the Battle of the Bastards that looked like a literal dwarf scaled up to human size

>>85124239
>Which Kingdom falls to the rebooted Dinasty next?

They control the reach and dorne as well. It's ogre.

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>muh strong independent woman don't need no man: the show
This show is such fucking trash now. Every time a man speaks he is immediately corrected by a woman who is scripted to be so much wiser. Cut to reaction shots of how everyone is so impressed with her with they "you go girl" faces. It's no surprise that the moment George stops writing the show it turns into Marxist social engineering like everything else on tv

>>85124239
We'll hear in a passing comment about how Kelly C has taken the Stormlands and their bannermen rallied around her.

Then she'll obviously go to Dorne City.

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>>85124193
>This scene (and every positive Stannis scene) was cut for YAAAS QUEEN SLAAAY

At the scene where Cersei and Jaime are standing on the map, Cersei is standing on The Neck, while Jaime was standing on The Fingers. This is from Maggie's prophecy: "Cersei: Will the king and I have children?
Maggy: Oh, aye. Six-and-ten for him, and three for you. Gold shall be their crowns and gold their shrouds, she said. And when your tears have drowned you, the valonqar shall wrap his hands about your pale white throat and choke the life from you." Really makes ya think,

>>85124269
>the Stormlands

Wow first time we heard about them in like 6 years.

>>85124262
you realised that just now?

>>85124193
>I will go to my grave thinking of my brother’s peach."
no homo

>>85124201
IS that girl a tranny? I didn't notice her face while watching but wtf?

>>85124269
>Then she'll obviously go to Dorne City.

i was surprised and a little bit disappointed that when the map panned to oldtown it wasn't called hightower

>>85124113
Cersei already wears crazy as fuck outfits that in most medieval settings would never exist.

>>85124298
I noticed the face but not the giant boobs

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Is it true this house should be ruling the Iron Throne right now?

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Enemies to the west enemies to the north

>>85124278
except that in the show cersei has had 4 children. and the valonqar part isn't even mentioned

>>85124269
Was Jaime including the Stormlands when he mentioned Cersei controlling "three Kingdoms, at best"? There's the Westerlands, the Crownlands, and the last could be the Stormlands if not the Riverlands.

>>85124314
Maybe. But there probably are Baratheon cousins around, through the female line if not the male one.

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/got/ needs the bad pussy.

>>85124262
It was Marxist social engineering since day 1. I just like high budget medieval stuff.

Who killed all these Bolton people in Winterfell?

So how is jaime going to leave cersei on the show

>>85124314
yes

>>85124332
Fuck knows, I was actually trying to work that out myself.

I counted Riverlands and that's about it + the Crownlands, if that even exists as an entity in the show.

>>85124285
No I realised it last season. But that season was written to socially engineer people to vote for Hillary. I was hoping they would realise they are only shooting themselves in the foot with their obvious propaganda and would stop ruining entertainment to push their agenda. But they were stupid enough to double down and ruin the season as well. Maybe when Mike Pence is elected for his second term they might actually realise they are the problem and stop ruining everything

>>85124239
for all his autistic screeching against fantasy tropes the targs really are such a fucking special snowflake dynasty that it was painfully obvious they'dd end up back in charge

>>85124262
But sansa is portrayed as a stupid bitch who gets schooled by jon

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Remember when tyrion has his own goals of power and respect earned despite his disadvantages?

Remember when Jaime had a Long ass story arc where he becomes less of a cocky cunt?
All gone. Just a bunch of empty husks that follow whatever dany and cersei asks for
Remember when CIA was an intriguing character that worked independent to amass his own power no matter what? Now just a Sansa supporting character

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>i know exactly what you want little finger
>sansa thinks LF wants to fuck her
>LF wants the throne

i still have hope for LF lads

>>85124332
Riverlands isn't technically a kingdom, but I doubt D&D would be concerned with that.

>>85124388
Neither are the Crownlands.

>>85124050
The first 3-4 seasons were quite colourful. It's just that they didn't want to do everything too fantasy-y by using all the stupid crowns that were in the books. Daario is pretty bland on the show, but come on. Fucking blue beard? Everyone would have tuned out if he looked like that. And what's up with everything being pink with the Boltons? Roose would look like a pansy if he wore a pink cape on the show.

>>85124314
Yep, Robert/Stannis/Renly's mother was Cassana Estermont, So, discounting Gendry and Targaryen fucking shits, the rightful heir would be Cassana's oldest brother, or his firstborn son if he's dead.

>>85124388
Neither are the Crownlands. The only actual kingdom Cersei controls is the Westerlands, and maybe the Stormlands since supposedly they submitted to the Iron Throne after the Blackwater.

>>85124262
George is a big fat SJW tho.

>>85124387
Littlefinger outright told her he wanted the throne. All hope is gone.

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>>85124193

>>85124387
Don't. You know he's going to try and play Jon and Sansa against each other, they'll both (or only one) find out and have him killed.

>bran crosses the wall
>nothing happens

???????

>>85124412
>crowns
>stupid
neck yourself my man
also
>implying dark pink capes wouldn't have been the shit
continue necking yourself my man

>>85124381
don't see anything wrong with Jaime desu

and like >>85124387 said I still have hope for Littlefinger

>>85124262
Aegon was cut because he challenges Danys rules. This "muh gurl power" is nothing new. It started in season 1.

>>85124377
Yeah literally right after the 8 year old girl schooled the 50 year old war veteran with her superior, courage, wisdom, and knowledge of honour and battle.

>>85124387

>LF meets the mountain again
>"You're a big guy"

Hype

Castlevania was unironically better than GoT S07E01

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>>85124421
Sansa is a dumb bitch, she 100% currently thinks LF just wants to jam his woggler in her snake pit.

>>85124381
jaime prob gonna be our boy after this season

Which King dies this season? Its basically gotta be Euron.

>>85124455
Are you really this fucking insecure??? She's a little girl man get the fuck over it. She poses no threat to you

>>85124470
>Jaime being /ourguy/ after he leaves Cersei for Dany

>>85124481
nah euron prob gonna be villain in s8

>>85124444
yeah this was kind of weird but don't forget the foreshadowing with sam when the maester told him how the wall has never fallen

>>85124444
It's not like Bloodraven's cave suddenly collapsed when the Night King touched Bran. It just deactivated the protectional enchantments.

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>>85124193

>>85124458
it's happening

>>85124249
>there's no drawings
there's plenty of grrm-approved art
although some of it is occasionally a bit contradictory

Hey fuckos, it's here(right on time)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRvyTBVh-Js

it's a new one

>>85124381

It makes me pretty sad that you are correct in saying this.

>>85124415
>>85124415
I'm really rather tired about explaining the technical line of inheritance in ASoIaF, but, to cut a very long and convoluted story short, the Estermonts wouldn't ever get into power via inheritance.

There are no set rules for inheritance when all members of a ruling dynasty are dead, I.E no more Baratheons during a Baratheon-ruled Westeros.
What's most likely to happen is a great council of all the heads of the great houses and lords paramount would decide who would become king, during which time the Queen-regent (if applicable) would rule until such decision is made.

Most importantly though, It's the most pointless fucking thing to even discuss and split hairs over because it ultimately means absolutely god damn nothing.

>>85124481
Doesn't Euron pull a "screw you guys, I'm going home" at the end of this season when Jon and co. bring a wight to Cersei as proof?
>Can the White Walkers swim?
>N-no
>In that case, I'm going home.

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Will the qt girl be resurected as wight?

>>85124491
What kind of non-sensical post did you just make? What is your argument?
You sound like some retarded cunt who is threatened by the fact that people are starting to reject your insane backwards notions that women are equal to men.

>>85124544
White Walkers are made of ice
therefore they can't freeze over salt water

Night's King
B T F O
T
F
O

>>85124481
Yeah, he's going to fuck up the sand sneks and yara's fleet early then Dany will sic her Dragons on him a few episodes later in all likelyhood.

>>85124497
But a King dies every season

They wont kill Dany or Jon

Cersei is end game villian

That leaves onlu Euron, which they made a big deal about the Iron Islands """"monarchy"""" last episode

>>85124535
Wasn't Robert Arryn's heir a guy from a different house via marriage, though?

>>85124544
>DnD forgetting the "dead things in the water" line from the Hardhome message in the books.
Oh who am I kidding they didn't read it to forget in the first place.

>>85124455
well desu it's not like teaching the women how to fight just in case they need to ain't that bad of an idea, but yeah Jon could've argued by himself no need to have the chick talking

>>85124271
>YAAAS QUEEN SLAAAY
what is the origin of this line?

>>85124455
That really just highlights a wider issue in the shows writing. Dialogue is now an exchange in sass. Every character interaction is who can out sass the other character, obviously the winners of the out sassing are always women, more likely young women, the kind that would probably watch Ru Pauls Drag Race in the real world. Realistic dialogue is ignored because it will get less reblogs in gif form on tumblr. Now dialogue is about having 8 year old girls telling grown men how to act, that way we get the most 'YAAAAS QUEEEEEN' reactions in the reaction from the Burlington Bar video, and more viewers tune in next week. Thus the cycle continues.

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>Show her getting beat up with a stick
>Show her washing corpses
>Show her getting stabbed by an old lady
>Show the worst chasing scene in the history of television

>Never shown learning how to change appearance or kill people
Was this GRRM's intention?

>>85124583
Where did he get a gigantic fleet?

>>85124561
Why didn't the Brotherhood burn them to stop them coming back when the Walkers came? Hell, isn't it the usual R'hllor funeral custom anyway?

>>85124594
Well I can see from your post that their social engineering is extremely effective. I guess that's why they keep doing it

>>85124593
That message was seriously creepy. I'd argue that conveying the hardhome like that was better than the spectacle we got in the show though I did enjoy that very much too.

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"Jaime," she said, tugging on his ear, "sweetling, I have known you since you were a babe at Joanna's breast. You smile like Gerion and fight like Tyg, and there's some of Kevan in you, else you would not wear that cloak... but Tyrion is Tywin's son, not you. I said so once to your father's face, and he would not speak to me for half a year. Men are such thundering great fools. Even the sort who come along once in a thousand years."

>>85124160
Jaime did

>>85124591
he had arryn ancestors though
do the estermonts have baratheon ancestors?

>>85124113
>tfw no titty monster cersi in the show

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>>85124631
Build it with his BIG COCK

>>85124628
>saw her learning to kill people with the thin man
>saw her learn to change appearance when she stole the mask

>>85124591
Yes, but that's because he's a great-nephew of the Arryn dynasty through the paternal line, and is a recognised heir-apparent.

http://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Harrold_Hardyng

>>85124193
>some old white autist failure getting cranky over fruits
>good scene that deserves 10 minutes of screentime

are you just autists or what?

>>85124593
This is by far the most ambiguous thing in the books for me. My guess is that GRRM didn't know what power level to give to the wights and put a pin to it.

>>85124660
I thought she was meant to be a bit of a chestlet like dany

>>85124589
>But a King dies every season
It's not really an established rule, it's just happened to be true because this is a series with a lot of kings and a lot of deaths. Hel,, some seasons had 2 king deaths.

>S1: Viserys and Bobby B
>S2: Renly
>S3: Robb
>S4: Joffrey
>S5: Mance and Stannis
>S6: Balon and Tommen

>>85124618
Black chicks would say shit like this. Then braindead whores who wear chokers and dark lipstick adopted it

>>85124455
grey hair is a sign of old age not wisdom

how many granpas don't know how to operate a fucking iphone

you alt right losers are such autists for bullshit systems that never worked

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Will we see her again?

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>>85124641

>>85124415
>Yep, Robert/Stannis/Renly's mother was Cassana Estermont, So, discounting Gendry and Targaryen fucking shits, the rightful heir would be Cassana's oldest brother, or his firstborn son if he's dead.

I'm sure Dumb and dumber forgot they existed, along with the Stormlands.

does anyone else pause at the end of each character's scene to make some tea?

>>85124623
Why is this happening though? Did they let women and minorities into the writing room? Are there any pictures of the new writing staff?

What is Eurons gift gonna be? Will they bring in the dragonhorn?

>>85124593
My guess is the Walkers would make ice bridges to islands. Even seawater freezes if it's cold enough, and it'd kinda cheapen the thread of the WW if everyone could just flee to the Iron Islands, Dragonstone, Tarth, Bear Island, etc

>>85124718
Doesn't change the fact that Estermonts have literally zero Baratheon blood.

>>85124663
DUDE COCK

>>85124701
Wisdom isn't knowledge you subhuman Marxist twat

>>85124685
>stannis
>king
ca

>>85124656
I mean probably, somewhere in the family history. They're both Stormland houses.

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>>85124714
I pray to the lord of light everyday for kinvara gf

>>85124618
A queen is a prominent female member of the black community and to slay is to defeat or conquer ones foes. Over the years this phrase has become something used (unironically I add) by people when a female does something powerful. Now its used as a meme ironically though there are still plenty of people on twitter who use it unironically .

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>>85124735
He's going to capture a couple of sand sneks and Asha

>>85124737
>Doesn't change the fact that Estermonts have literally zero Baratheon blood.

Nether does Cersei

>>85124714
That little plot was pointless; Red priests were already preaching that Dany was the Lord's Chosen so Kinvara was simply going to tell her priests to do what they were already doing.

And the leaks say Melisandre ends up in Dany's group anyway.

>>85124764
>Renly
>king

>Robb
>king

>Viserys
>king

>Mance
>king

>Balon
>king

>>85124779
And what does that have to do with my point?

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>>85124725
Marketing. They realised there is a huge market of obese women and nu-males who are willing to eat this shit up, then they'll sing the shows praises to their other weak friends, word of mouth has played a huge role in the success of the show. Fair play to the writers, they realised there was a gap in the market for a show about sassy women and effeminate males surviving in a medieval fantasy realm.

A pig farmer could proclaim himself king of his domain and untill someone came and put down his rebellion he would be a king.

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>tfw the show ends with White Walkers winning

>>85124783
Mance wasn't a usurper or a secessionist though, the Iron Throne has no jurisdiction beyond the Wall.

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>>85124663
I GOT YOUR KINGSMOOT RIGHT HERE

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>>85124714
I see her every night in my dreams

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stop posting shitty reaction vid of fuckign normies and post some OC vids instead that shits on the show for shit and giggles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4G8Hvh-tvc

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>>85124830
WHITES WIN AGAIN

>>85124415
>Yep, Robert/Stannis/Renly's mother was Cassana Estermont
Baratheon's claimed the throne via their Targ grandmother. Baratheon/Estermont blood is irrelevant - it's the Targ blood that determines the heir, which would be Dany.

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>>85124830
I really like this impossible outcome, but what would they do if they won? What do Wights do in their spare time?

>>85124830
I fucking hope so. In a world of snarky women and weak men they're highlighted as the clear good guys.

>>85124663
Jesus Christ this is so embarassing...
Do they honestly think the shit they write is better? This is absoulutely unbelievable.
Where's the horn anyway?

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>>85124831
The lands beyond the Wall are still part of Westeros, and Westeros has no kings but the king on the Iron Throne

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"Oberyn wanted vengeance for Elia. Now the three of you want vengeance for him. I have four daughters, I remind you. Your sisters. My Elia is fourteen, almost a woman. Obella is twelve, on the brink of maidenhood. They worship you, as Dorea and Loreza worship them. If you should die, must El and Obella seek vengeance for you, then Dorea and Loree for them? Is that how it goes, round and round forever? I ask again, where does it end? I saw your father die. Here is his killer. Can I take a skull to bed with me, to give me comfort in the night? Will it make me laugh, write me songs, care for me when I am old and sick?"

>>85124193
Why did stannis kill his brother? Wasn't it just greed?

GRRM
>But both of them are equally valid, I think, because Catelyn Stark is a fictional character and she doesn’t exist.

/tv/
>asshurt because the siege of dragonstone got cut even though it would have been boring as fuck with characters we've never seen before

>>85124778
Why would Cersei care about them?

>>85124830
have they talked about movies cause then I could see it happen

>>85124893
denied his place as the rightful ruler

>>85124873
Westeros is the continent, not the nation. There's a reason that whoever's on the Iron Throne is called Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and not Lord of Westeros.

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>>85124869
>Where's the horn anyway?
In my pants bruh

>>85124894
context?

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what if arya goes full on evil and he comes back to westeros to kill her to restore the balance with his cult or some shit?
>the many faced god sends their regards

>>85124780
>Melisandre ends up in Dany's group anyway.

Why? Why does every single character that meets Dany die or become her bitch?

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>>85124885
>This scene and anything else that was good about Done was cut for DnD's woman power fantasy which amounts to woman killing everyone rather than something intelligent and tasteful.

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>>85124913
> There's a reason that whoever's on the Iron Throne is called Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and not Lord of Westeros.

That's where you're wrong, kiddo
S T A N N I S
T
A
N
N
I
S

>>85124930
shouldn't they already have tracked her down and killed her by now?

>>85124893
Renly was intending to kill Stannis, too. Stannis just got there first.

>>85124927
Recent Time interview talking about LSH being cut.

Reminder that Arya will kill Jaime, and use his face to kill Cersei, becoming the Valonqar from the prophecy

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>>85124940
Fred is a surprisingly complex character in the EU

>>85124861
That was just a formality, Robert became king by winning the war. He'd still have been king after winning even if he didn't have a drop of Targaryen blood.

>>85124910
But wasn't renly before him in the line of getting the crown?

>>85124930
Honestly she is evil but the weird morality of the show makes an emotionless murderer a good guy because she's a little girl.

>>85124984
Renly was younger, so no.

>>85125000
Stannis was exiled though

>>85124962
and then she kills a white walker and uses their face to kill the night king

>>85124984
no hes the younger brother

>>85124930
>Many faced lad kills Arya
>Littlefinger kills Sansa
>Jaime kills Cersei
>Jon kills Dany
>Night King kills the other lil cunt

best timeline

>>85124863
Maybe the Walkers use them for manual labour?

>>85124893
Renly was trying to usurp Stannis's throne and would have killed him.

>>85125005
He was in self-exile, he hadn't been disinherited.

>>85125005
?

>>85124861
Dumbo alert

Bobert won the throne via Right of Conquest.
The Targaryen dynasty was attainted and stripped of all rights and titles when Robert became king.
He didn't get to become king purely because he has some Targ blood, that was just a convenient excuse for his coronation, which would have still happened.

>>85124895
reasons

can't have him capture dwarf man (this would be best) or anyone mildly relevant can we?

>>85124941
>Stannis
>On the Iron Throne

>>85124959
so what point are you trying to make?
All the 'butthurt' is about an extremely valuable strategic location being literally completely empty, not that a siege, happened off-screen
And cutting LSH was a legitimately stupid decision since it was how we ended up with meme-assassin baking 2 fully grown men into a pie in a crowded castle.
Citing someone else's opinion doesn't make you right, even if that actually is gurm's actual opinion and not just him avoiding saying anything bad about the show.

>>85124895
sneks killed her daughter

>>85124262
You do know that the author is a liberal, right?

>>85124930
Nah he's doing some shady shit at Oldtown.
BTW, what is he doing there?

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>>85124029
Arya is a faceless man playing the role of Arya's face. The Lannisters owe the iron bank, she is a hit man to collect the debt.

>>85124859
Can someone make a white walker version of that tom cruise laughing meme?

>>85125005
He was only disinherited as Lord of Storm's End. He was still the heir to the Iron Throne (before Joffrey was born, anyway), which is partially why Robert gave him Dragonstone, the traditional seat of the heir to the Seven Kingdoms.

>>85124374
>being this crazy

Please take your meds.

>>85125038
Why not? Tyrion was already the gift once. Euron is the sneaky ship guy, who says he couldnt slip into Dragonstone and kidnap Tyrion.

>>85124663
Euron Crow’s Eye stood upon the deck of Silence, clad in a suit of black scale armor like
nothing Aeron had ever seen before. Dark as smoke it was, but Euron wore it as easily as if it
was the thinnest silk. The scales were edged in red gold, and gleamed and shimmered when
they moved. Patterns could be seen within the metal, whorls and glyphs and arcane symbols
folded into the steel.

Valyrian steel, the Damphair knew. His armor is Valyrian steel. In all the Seven Kingdoms, no
man owned a suit of Valyrian steel. Such things had been known 400 years ago, in the days
before the Doom, but even then, they would’ve cost a kingdom.

Euron did not lie. He has been to Valyria. No wonder he was mad.

“Your Grace,” said Torwold Browntooth. “I have the priests. What do you want done with them?”

“Bind them to the prows,” Euron commanded. “My brother on the Silence. Take one for yourself.
Let them dice for the others, one to a ship. Let them feel the spray, the kiss of the Drowned
God, wet and salty.”

This time, the mutes did not drag him below. Instead, they lashed him to the prow of the Silence
beside her figurehead, a naked maiden slim and strong with outstretched arms and windblown
hair...but no mouth below her nose.

They bound Aeron Damphair tight with strips of leather that would shrink when wet, clad only in
his beard and breechclout. The Crow’s Eye spoke a command; a black sail was raised, lines
were cast off, and the Silence backed away from shore to the slow beat of the oarmaster’s
drum, her oars rising and dipping and rising again, churning the water. Above them, the castle
was burning, flames licking from the open windows.

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>all the swelling, emotional music surrounding daenerys
>looks teary eyed as she returns to a place she spent fuck all time at as a child
>triumphant, heroic music when her dragons swoop around the ship
>the oversized, WOAH DRAGONS normie fanbase that love her

Why are they selling that shes such a good person so hard? Shes against slavery which is great, but she has three GIANT, terrifying dragons that trust her and a select few others. Cersei is selling the CORRECT story to her people by saying shes "the mad kings daughter" when she literally sails over the seas with a gigantic fleet and three etheral beasts the people haven't seen in years. I HATE how big her bandwagon is and how the show is so biased and primed towards her, shes not even a good character anymore

>>85124377
No she isn't, she comes off as the reasonable democratic smart female, schooling the fashy dumb power-hungry cismale about to repeat the (((mistakes of the past)))
Trust me, I watch the show with female flatmates

>>85125109
Robert gave him dragonstone to mock him. Cersei even says this. Joffrey was roberts heir

>>85125091
Too clever for D&D

>/got/ is still circle jerking over Stannis.
Pack it in lads. It's over

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>>85125131
>ywn see this on screen

>>85125131
When they were well out to sea, Euron returned to him. “Brother,” he said, “you look forlorn. I
have a gift for you.” He beckoned, and two of his bastard sons dragged the woman forward and
bound her to the prow on the other side of the figurehead. Naked as the mouthless maiden, her
smooth belly just beginning to swell with the child she was carrying, her cheeks red with tears,
she did not struggle as the boys tightened her bonds. Her hair hung down in front of her face,
but Aeron knew her all the same.

“Falia Flowers,” he called. “Have courage, girl! All this will be over soon, and we will feast
together in the Drowned God’s watery halls.”

The girl raised up her head, but made no answer. She has no tongue to answer with, Damphair
knew. He licked his lips, and tasted salt.

>>85125050
fuck they could have like 10 dudes in there just immediately surrendering the keep to dany , because with stanny dead or up north that'dd be the logical thing to do because dragons
(they could even have them all kneel as she walked in for a YASSSS QUEEN SLAYYYYY moment )

>>85124895
Ellaria and the sneks killed her daughter, and Ellaria and Yara command large portions of Dany's forces between them. Eliminating them leaves the Dornish forces leaderless, and fucking Theon in charge of Dany's ironborn.

>>85125150
normies out
we are talking about the books, showfag

>>85124869
>Where's the horn anyway?

A Valyrian horn that binds dragons to your will. So pretty effective if you want to, say, steal a dragon from someone.

>>85125131
If the leak about him capturing Asha is true he might bind her to his prow, then Theon might man up for vengeance.

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>>85125160

>>85125137
D&D can't write something nuanced. Only a black vs white shit.

>>85124940
Ironically book Ellaria is a much stronger woman than show Ellaria.

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>>85124193
Is this fight scene real?

what the fuck is the goblin on the right doing?

How are Dabid and Weiss gonna shoehorn the wall coming down to make the Nights King an actual threat?

How will they shoehorn the Dragons being useless so as it isnt an auto-win for Dany?

>>85124262
This is demonstrably incorrect, and it's crazy

>>85125143
Stannis was the heir at the time. And yes, one of the reasons Robert gave him Dragonstone was as punishment for failing to capture the surviving Targs. But it was also to acknowledge Stannis as his (then) heir, and because he needed a strong ruler to keep one of the most Targaryen-loyalist places in Westeros in line.

>>85125194
>where
reading comprehension anon

>>85125194
>Where's

>>85125235
They go north to catch a Walker, the Night King zombifies one of the dragons

He'll use it's ice breath to blow a hole in the wall like the olympic torch orc did with Helm's Deep

Screencap this

>Be betrothed to the most beautiful woman in the kingdom
>She still chooses another man over you
>REEEEE over Chad stealing your woman
>Plunge the entire realm into chaos because of your oneitis
>Kill Chad and still lose The One
>Marry hot blonde cunt from rich and powerful family
>Even as a King she'd still rather fuck her twin brother
>Bears his children too and passes them off as your heirs
>Go out hunting and lose to a fucking bore
>Your entire family line is then wiped out
>Even your pretend heirs get done over

Is Bobby B the biggest beta Westeros has ever seen?

>>85125192
I don't get how book euron can be a 40 year old dark wizard, mass murdering serial rapist with a boat full of slaves with no tongues, who killed 3 of his brothers and molested damphair, owns multiple unique magical artifacts and has a bastard sons who do his bidding

and in the books he's MUH COCK

>>85124387
Does LF even care about the White Walkers?

>>85125032
>Dumbo alert
Mature
>Bobert won the throne via Right of Conquest.
Except he wasn't the leader of the rebellion. Jon Arryn was, but Robert's Targ blood made him a safer bet for the throne.
>Targ blood, that was just a convenient excuse for his coronation
But still became his legal basis for usurping the throne, making the Targ blood the deciding factor in who would inherit if his line ceased to exist.

>>85125234
She's fighting, anon. Can't you see that she is a highly skilled warrior?

>>85124637
The Hound isn't a R'hollor fan. Thoros was helping the Hound doing his own procession, and it wouldn't have been very nice to insist on burning the bodies when the BWB were going to just leave the bodies there.

>>85125081
and yet he's written literally nothing even close to those levels of pandering

>>85124623
>>85124725
>>85124811

>no proof of this nonsense, at all

Keep making up fairytales to make yourself feel better.

>>85125235
if the leaks are to believed we get zimbie drigins and since the writers are absolutely demented i have no trouble believing that's exactly what is gonna happen despite the fact that all it would take to incinerate the WW army in the books is 1 dragon breathing flame and doing a napalm strike on those vietcong

>>85125290
>Except he wasn't the leader of the rebellion.

>Robert's Rebellion

>>85125284
shit he probably welcomes them just for the instability of the state
>chaos is a laddah

>>85125269
Why screen cap something we've known for almost a year?

>>85125273
>lyanna
>most beautiful woman in the kingdom

Preston just keeps getting better and better.

The Gilbert bit at the end of his latest video was great.

>>85124736
If they can freeze seawater and make bridges, why wouldn't they just walk around the wall

>>85125316
>named after the fact
It's not even up for debate who the leader of the rebellion was.

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Stannis is dead

>>85125273
robbert was the chad
the targ was the autistic book neet
he only started getting swole after he read a prophecy or some shiet

>>85125290
>Except he wasn't the leader of the rebellion. Jon Arryn was, but Robert's Targ blood made him a safer bet for the throne.
Robert was the safe bet because he was the face of the rebellion. It was Robert's Rebellion. He was the glorious rebel hero, the people loved him, so they would accept him as king.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apUW8LdYSaQ

>>85125290
The entire rebellion was started by Robert wanting Lyanna back

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>>85125300
>t.

>>85125295
But he hasn't finished the books, yet.

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>>85125234
how bad this show can be

>>85125316
>Jon arryn calls in banners
>hurrrr it was roberts war

It was Roberts war because he won it for them. It was Jon Arryns rebellion.

>>85125368
ok so when a scene like that pops up in twow you can prove whatever vague point you're trying to make

>>85125364
>The entire rebellion was started by Robert wanting Lyanna back
No. It was started by the Mad King demanding that Jon Arryn surrender Ned and Robert to him.

>>85125372
>got meets terminator

>>85125361
Thanks Ozzy Man

>>85125337
Magical enchantments extending from the wall or some shit

>>85125381
>It was Jon Arryns rebellion.

So why didn't JOhn Arryn take over?

>>85125381
>because he won it for them
but then it'd be called Tully's rebellion

>characters we will probably never see again

>gendry
>melisandre (remember her reveal which served no purpose?)
>jaqen and anyone from braavos

who else

>>85125273
>BTFO a 300 year old reigning dynasty with your boys
>don't even take that ruling sweat upon yourself, let Arryn do the boring shit
>make like 16 bastards and those are only that are known
>hitting that Lannister pussy while Jaime is LITERALLY hearing her moans outside the door
>drink, eat, spend shitton of gold and have best Kingsguard set of all time
Pretty based

>>85125364
No, the entire rebellion was star5ed because Aerys called for Ned and Roberts head because Brandon was a hothead, and Jon Arryn refused.

>>85125284
He probably doesn't even believe in them, thinks that the Northern Lords are a bunch of supersticious fools and Jon is a conman.

>>85124387
>Sansa and Jon almost kill each other because of LF
>they figure out, Jon has him killed
>Sansa claims her son with Ramsey was sired by LF, giving him a legitimately claim to the North, Vale, and Riverlands

>>85125418
Gendry is in this season

Davos roasts him about "still rowing"

>>85125426
>No, the entire rebellion was star5ed because Aerys called for Ned and Roberts head because Brandon was a hothead, and Jon Arryn refused.

He broke his vow to his king and should have been executed deus.

>>85125407
Because he was old, and Robert inspired more loyalty.

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Ravioli ravioli please don't lewd the bear loli

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>>85125418
gendry is definitely coming back
maybe melly too
but apart from that
edmure
sweetautist

How is dany sue gonna react when nights kino takes one of her dragons

>>85124673
>Forgetting about the masses of corpses washing up in the Stormlands and the kraken sightings
>Thinking the invasion hasn't already begun

>>85125418
anyone from the vale

>>85124701
What the fuck am I reading? What bullshit systems that never worked?

>>85125453
Melly's definitely coming back, likely not for long though, Carice van Houten was pregnant while S7 was being filmed

I think Edmure was confirmed for this season too, though that doesn't explain why Arya didn't free him from the Twins. Maybe Roslin Frey will set him free now that all the male Freys are dead?

>>85125481
starts crying about how she's lost her son (we'll have a scene explaining why he's named viserion and emotional bonding the episode beforehand)

>>85125412
Why would it ever have been a Tully Rebellion? Did Edmure even go to war?

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>>85125162
When he laughed, his face sloughed off, and the priest saw that it was not Urri but Euron, the
smiling eye hidden. He showed the world his blood eye now, dark and terrible. Clad head to
heel in scale as dark as onyx, he sat upon a mound of blackened skulls as dwarfs capered
round his feet and a forest burned behind him.

“The bleeding star bespoke the end,” he said to Aeron. “These are the last days, when the
world shall be broken and remade. A new god shall be born from the graves and charnel pits.”

Then Euron lifted a great horn to his lips and blew, and dragons and krakens and sphinxes
came at his command and bowed before him. “Kneel, brother,” the Crow’s Eye commanded. “I
am your king, I am your god. Worship me, and I will raise you up to be my priest.”

“Never. No godless man may sit the Seastone Chair!”

“Why would I want that hard black rock? Brother, look again and see where I am seated.”

Aeron Damphair looked. The mound of skulls was gone. Now it was metal underneath the
Crow’s Eye: a great, tall, twisted seat of razor sharp iron, barbs and blades and broken swords,
all dripping blood.

Impaled upon the longer spikes were the bodies of the gods. The Maiden was there and the
Father and the Mother, the Warrior and Crone and Smith...even the Stranger. They hung side
by side with all manner of queer foreign gods: the Great Shepherd and the Black Goat, three-
headed Trios and the Pale Child Bakkalon, the Lord of Light and the butterfly god of Naath.

And there, swollen and green, half-devoured by crabs, the Drowned God festered with the rest,
seawater still dripping from his hair.

>>85125484
Huh?

>>85125235
>Jon and company go North of the wall to catch a wight and prove they're real to the rest of Westeros
>get Zerg rushed
>Kelly C. swoops in to save them
>Viserion SOMEHOW gets fucked up by a bunch of corpses weak against fire
>The Night's King wololos him as his new mount
>he melts a hole in the wall
>Bran crossing it after being marked by the The Night's King invalidates the enchaments that kept the dead out

>>85125520
based hoster won the war for them

>>85125512
>>85125453
The wiki says Sweetrobin's in Season 7 too.

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>>85125345
I still to this day do not understand why they spent so much fucking time building up brien's redemption plot AND NOT FUCKING SHOW HER KILL STANNIS

They should burn DnD like stannis' daughter

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>>85125512
mfw he dies off screen

>>85125542
Hows that? Jaime and Tywin technically won it for them, but noone will glorify killing someone from behind (See Howland Reed)

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>>85125527
THOUGH ALL MEN DO DESPISE US

>>85125577
>entered the war when it was essentially already won
vs
>entered the war to change the tide at the most decisive moments

>>85125529
>The Night's King wololos him as his new mount

Too OP

>>85125484
>>Forgetting about the masses of corpses washing up in the Stormlands
Wasn't that the Quiet Isle in the Riverlands? Those were Stark/Tully Lannister soldiers too, from the War of Five Kings.

>Kraken sightings
Since when do the WW use krakens? Even if there are actual krakens and it's not a red herring, it's probably Euron-related.

>>85125577
Ned's army would have pretty much been trapped in the North if Hoster hadn't sided with the rebels.

>>85125508
Nazism

>>85125520
Edmure was a kid at the time. He'd have been a squire at best.

>>85125605
>laid Seige to the most fortified place in the war and killed the monarch + family

Vs

>did nothing of notable value

>>85125418
We're clearly getting Jaqen in Oldtown

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I still miss him

>>85124262
>marxist
You're an idiot

>>85125449

>kill Oberyn's family AND proceed to laugh and quip about it over the fresh corpses

>>85125660
>sacked a practically defenseless city that would fall easily to the already victorious rebel army anyway
vs
>war would have been lost if he didn't chose a side

>>85125660
>siege

vs

>walked in

>>85125660
>laid siege
The gates were opened to him

>>85125391
Holy fuck you're right. This is so cheesy.

>>85125690

*your

>>85125660
>laid Seige
Do you even pay attention? Tywin and Pycelle lied about protecting the city so Aerys opened the gates. Tywin then sacked the city.

>>85125690
>>85125724
bait or samefag

>>85125712
>>85125715
So youre saying Pycelle won the war for them?

>>85125724
YAAAAAASSSS

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>>85125746
The rebels would have won anyway by that point, Pycelle just made it a whole lot easier

>>85125418
Jaquen, Sweetautist, Radmure, titty priestess that showed up in Meeren last season and took valuable screen time for no reason, Illyrio, Ilyn...

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>>85125418

>>85124050
Because colorful is associated with cartoons and cheap shit.

There was no such association during actual medieval times when dyeing clothes was expensive as shit and only plebs wore dull colored clothes.

>>85124029
i got through about 2/3rds of it but stopped

i think i'll wait for WoT to come out will probably be heaps better

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>>85125780
>valuable screen time
It was just going to be more of the Waif bashing Arya anyway

>>85125418

Bron :(

>>85125797
We could have at least gotten dialogue explaining where he went
Last we saw him was Davos hiring him again in Braavos. I assume he was among the ships bringing the wildlings back from Hardhome, then fucked off once he got word Stannis was dead.

>>85125361
This is awful

>>85125884
Why wasn't he sitting in Dragonstone, ruling as Pirate King of the Blackwater

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>>85125418

>>85125804
You're going to be disappointing and will be complaining about it on here the same way we're complaining now.

>>85125757
idgi. Is this a cum joke?

>>85125899
>>85125899
>>85125899
>>85125899

>>85125923
Literally in the next episode

>>85125913
Melisandre's apparently in Dragonstone, just Dany never ran into her. There are set photos of her watching Dany's crew ascending the steps toward the castle. I can only assume that scene was cut.

>>85125949
how so?

>>85125775
The Rebels had no leader at that point. Robert was outa commish and Ned wasnt gonna get there in time.

Also the fact youre saying Hoster turned the tides by siding with the rebels, Tywin did the same thing. Could you imagine how BTFOd the rebels would have been, coming to a Kings Landing with Several thousand city army + 10,000 lannisters after losing a lot on the trident?

>>85125975
Spoilers have Arya visiting his tavern

>>85125948
Fack off

>>85125273
Have you ever seen a boar Anon? They aren't like some penned-in pig wallowing in their filth - they're feral beasts, thick and low to the ground, with tusks designed for digging up the earth and fucking up whatever comes around them. They're stupid, yeah, but territorial as fuck, even now when we have guns and shit, they're a real threat to humans in the wild. I'd rather find a nigger wandering on my property than a boar.

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>>85125418

>>85126042
He died.

>>85126066
I didn't see no body...

>>85125978
Who was around to help Aerys though, except maybe the Dornish because Elia? The Tyrells were busy besieging Storm's End, so all he had was the goldcloaks and maybe some crownlanders that hadn't been killed yet. He wouldn't have held KL for long against the Starks, Tullys, Arryns and Baratheons.

>>85126144
>>85126144
>>85126144

>>85125935
about dragonstone table

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>>85126074
There you go

>>85126066
when?

>>85126240
He was in the Sept of Baelor when Cersei blew it up.

>>85124941
fuuuuck!

He's still alive yes! I expected him to be bac at dragonstone, will he be back in the next ep?

I wonder how Daenerys will react when she first meets him, I bet she will fall in love!

>>85126258
rip

>>85126266
stannis will never be a bitch of dany

>>85124701
>you alt right losers are such autists for bullshit systems that never worked
like male and female roles in society?
like marriage?

>>85125137
She was only a good character for most of season 1. She's been pretty shit ever since she got the unsullied. Maybe the point of her character is that she's obsessive, impulsive, and going batshit insane, but she's legitimately terrible and if not for those dragons nobody should be following her. She's essentially a tyrant but nobody acknowledges it.

>>85126206

nigger thats Smirkfu

>>85125678
Wait how do we know This? Is there a scene in Oldtown with Jaqen?