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>Higher average critic rating than The Godfather Literally

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>Higher average critic rating than The Godfather

Literally already one of the best films ever made. Apologize right now.
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Literally pg13
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What an absolutely ideal time for a savior of cinema like this to be releasing.
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Need a film from the true hero's perspective , the Nazi perspective
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>>85116368
which nolan films are kino?

I never watched any
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>>85116709
Memento
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>>85116709
Bane on a Plane
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>>85117040
Memento, as basically every film ever directed by Christopher Nolan, is basically an outrageous and mean spirited attempt at murdering cinema as an art form. The classic example of a film that panders to this memetic MTV generation teens who have never touched real cinema getting triggered and mistakenly considering it a film instead of a flick.

In reality is merely a futile exercise in style filled with 101 screenwriting techniques and thriller/film noir cliches making it no more authentic than your average Michael Bay flick.

But still, liking Transformers 4 is not as bad as liking Memento. Because honestly, if you like Michael Bay you are a bad person, but liking pretend inauthentic cinema makes you a criminal supporting cinema murderers and means that you should be wiped off this planet as sooner as possible, to avoid further damages to the human species as a whole
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>>85116680
Lol the heroes, they literally destroyed europe, if the germans, fucked didn't do anything, whites would be in total control, we would have seen communism destroyed sooner
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>>85117099
I never said it was a good movie, i said it was his best. I'd personally rather watch Irreversible.
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>>85117118
>whites would be in total control
under nazi rule?
The same country that had SS units from all over the world?

>Lol the heroes, they literally destroyed europe
That would be the germans, anon. And the Allied planes once they realized Germany was a paper tiger.
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>>85116391
stick to Tarantino kiddo
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>>85117180
Basterds > this stupidity
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>>85117099
Damn you must have really good taste. Give me three good movies I should watch.
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>>85117220
not according to the critics :)
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>>85117328
Who are apparently retarded themselves
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>>85116368
I'm so sorry Mr. Nolan for ever doubting you.
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This reddit board loves nolan holy fuck you're plebs. Everything that gets 90+% is shit.
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>>85116680
they lost though
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I have nothing to apologize for because I unironically think Nolan is in the top 5 directors of the 21st century.
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>>85117220
>basterds wasn't stupidity
Tarantinofags need to realize he's all style and no substance.
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>>85116709
Memento and Prestige that's it
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Nolan is one of the most overrated directors in Hollywood at the moment.
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Looks like kino is back on the menu
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>>85116368
Oh boy, a Saving Private Ryan rehash with a thousand more Private Ryans depicted in no way that is historically accurate based on what happened at Dunkirk.

The Nazis encircled the remaining British Expeditionary Forces at Dunkirk and held their fire out of sympathy for a group of cornered soldiers, mostly because many Nazis were also WW1 veterans and knew the feeling themselves at some point.

Instead somehow this movie is all about some great battle that never occured and the British were allowed to retreat peacefully once pushed back to the shores in the early portions of the war. It was also a gesture meant to approach peace with Britain in the hopes that Nazi Germany could focus fully on Russia before anyone else got involved, like America, but it never took.

Might as well be filed under the fantasy genre.
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>>85117099
lol
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Nolan is gay his filnms are gay and anyone who likes him or his films are gay
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>>85118007
proof?
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>>85118007
come here and let me suck your dick
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why is /tv/ so wrong all the time

We're still just coming off wonder woman
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>>85118058
anyone who thought this wouldn't be good is an edgy contrarian or pretentious snob that has no business being on /tv/ if they wan't actual quality discussion about their ghey little indie films
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>>85117993
>Oh boy, a Saving Private Ryan rehash
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>>85117099
Is this a new pasta?
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>>85116368
Why do critics insist on giving a movie that they've watched one time a perfect score. That doesn't seem very professional.
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>>85117099
best post itt
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>>85117099
That's a big opinion.
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>>85117099
truly an arteur

thank you for your presence on this board..

au revoir sweet hydrangea
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>>85117328
>modern day critics and rotten tomatoes
kys yourself
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OVER RATED
Saw it last night.
It's a 6/10 at best
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>>85117993

Nigga what bullshit is this, the withdrawal was in no way peaceful and the Germans only didn't crush them because their infantry was lagging behind the tanks and they got spooked by a breakout attempt.
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>>85117099
kino opinion
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>>85122396
the guardians are our guys
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>>85117099
You sound like a whole lot of hot wind.
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>>85117099
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>>85116368
when are you low iq underage faggots going to learn that ratings are always above average at the least when big movies come out?

Also comparing it with the average critical rating from a 1972 movie also shows how low your IQ is.
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>>85122396
>>85122519
>In a 2012 Sight & Sound poll of cinema's greatest films, Bradshaw indicated his ten favourites, given alphabetically, are The Addiction (1994), Andrei Rublev (1966), Annie Hall (1977), Black Narcissus (1947), Hidden (2004), I am Cuba (1964), In the Mood for Love (2000), Kind Hearts and Coronets (1949), Raging Bull (1980) and Singin' in the Rain (1952).
What does /tv/ think of his favorites?
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>>85117099
Pretty sure I've read this before
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>>85123968
8/10 taste
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>Third, there is no humor whatever. Blink and you’ll discover maybe three women in the entire picture, one of them serving white bread and jam to the soldiers and one dishing out the cuppas.

http://forums.compuserve.com/discussions/Entertainment_Forum/Harvey_Kartens_Reviews/Review_Dunkirk/ws-tv/865.1
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>>85116368
I don't understand the trailer. They make it look as if USA doesn't come save the day

>WWII film
>no American rescue

Wow. Great 'Film' Nolan
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>>85117099
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>>85124284
Commies won the war, deal with it, ameriburher
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>>85116709

All except Following and Insomnia.
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Here we have a prime example of the kind of mental spastic r/flicks goon that worships the trash Nolan, Villeneuve and Fincher make.

I cannot be more clear about this: you are an enemy of the medium. You are actively destroying Cinema. True Cinema isn't some good-times & sunshine hugbox, it is a punch in the gut, a gob of spit aimed at your face, a black man fucking your wife.

True Cinema is pain. It tears apart your soul and leaves you to pick up the pieces and patch it back together with bleeding fingers.
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>>85124389
>movies are art
stop with this stupid meme
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>>85116368
>A movie about running away in a disorganized rabble
You would have thought this movie was about the french without context.
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>>85124161
Maybe some of the soldiers secretly identified as women
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>>85124284
This is one of the only WWII movies that puts a spotlight on britain only

How they handled the war in europe before US involvement
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>>85118034
Heath ledger was both in dark Knight and broke back mountain
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>>85124534
kek
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>>85124534
the french saved the brits in dunkerque you dumb ameriblob
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If Dunkirk stays in the top 250, Nolan will be the director with the most movies on the list, finally surpassing Hitchcock. How does this make you feel?
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>hasn't seen the movie
>uses critic scores to form an opinion
How fucking Reddit can you possibly be?
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>>85125680
The IMDB top 250 is a joke
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i didn't expect to find chris stuckmann on rotten tomatoes
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>>85124161
Treu Kino
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>>85125764
it's fine
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>>85125782
Jesus christ. RT is the worst thing to ever happen to film criticism
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>>85125764
t. contrarian
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>>85125832
If you agree with this list you're an irredeemable pleb
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>Dunkirk
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>>85125782
There isn't enough aerial dog fights these days, will look forward to seeing that.
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Nolan britbong ww2 triology confirmed

1. Dunkino
2. Battle of Britbongistan
3. North Africa/El Alamein
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>>85124161
The sole negative review is because it's not a funny movie and has few women in it. Fucking hell.
Also I can't believe CompuServe still exists.
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>>85117993
NAZIS WERE GUD BOYZ, THEY DUN DO NUTTIN
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>>85123968

Most on this list are pretty great.
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Great, more WW2 ""hero"" fantasy.
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>>85116368
>nazis are bad guys
when will this meme end
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>>85116709
Insomnia
The Prestige
Batman Begins

Those are the only ones worth watching.
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>>85117099
You're the type of person who goes to a party and uses advanced vocabulary to shit on the the normie's favorite things.
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>>85127027
We're not at a party, anon. We're on a board for the discussion of television and film.
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>>85125680
How many people will remember Hitchcock 50 years from now? What about Nolan?
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>>85127139
and farts

BRRRRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP

haha
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>>85117993
Adolf The Hitler hoped to force Britain to terms.
Slaughtering their expeditionary force was not conducive to that goal.
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>>85124602
>How they handled the war in europe before US involvement

Interesting way of phrasing 'How Britain was getting their asses kicked before the U.S. saved the day.'
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>>85117099
based

go visit the other Dullkirk threads and see the mindless plebs groan and moan at any criticism. go and raise hell
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>>85116368
>critics like it therefore it's good
t. rottentomatoes-using pleb
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>>85117099
>I watch 1930's russian black and white films while not understanding them and still brag about it: the post
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>>85124534
The funny thing is the French saved the bongs from getting butraped on the beach by Rommel.
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>>85116680
Be careful with those edges, Anon
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>>85128841
If those troops were massacred it would have been more likely that Britain would give up and make peace.

That would turbofuck the French even more. With hindsight the sacrifice was worth it.
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>>85128797
Eisenstein isn't difficult to understand at all
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>>85116368
Oh boy, prepare for more cringe inducing dialogs
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>>85125824
Hey, stop shilling for this russia narrative!
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dude running away from nazis lmao
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>>85117099
>cinema murderers
here's your new meme, gang
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>>85117993
>"...the British were allowed to retreat peacefully once pushed back to the shores in the early portions of the war."

Too bad the Luftwaffe didn't get that memo because they attacked the ships crossing the channel back to Britain.
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>>85117993
How stupid can you Stormfags even get?
Germans literally couldn't finish Eternal Anglos since their tanks pushed too far from infantry and French were slowing them down.
When they realised that this isn't going to work, they ordered Luftwaffe to bombard Brits.
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>>85128734
>>85124284
Nice bait, fag
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>>85116680
here's your (you)
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>>85116680
edgy
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>>85128698
>the British would be more likely to surrender with their standing army intact.
are you retarded?
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>>85124534
The French didn't run away from battle like cowards, they were so demoralized from the last war that they just didn't give a fuck who won anymore. I shouldn't even need to mention how badass the resistance movement in France was.
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I have never really been able to put my finger on it, but there is just something about every Nolan film that feels inauthentic... like I walk out of every one of his movies still feeling like I have only seen the trailer.

I can't be alone here?
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>>85116680
The Reader with Kate Winslut.
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The one rotten: http://forums.compuserve.com/discussions/Entertainment_Forum/Harvey_Kartens_Reviews/Review_Dunkirk/ws-tv/865.1?scrollTo=os_message_1&redirCnt=1&nav=messages
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>>85116368
Jeremy Jahns didn't like it so it must be bad
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>>85129312
nope I feel the exact same way.
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>>85129611
>Third, there is no humor whatever. Blink and you’ll discover maybe three women in the entire picture, one of them serving white bread and jam to the soldiers and one dishing out the cuppas.

What the fuck is this shit?
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>>85125680
Feels good. Nolan had made the most memorable scene in cinematic history, so he deserves the honour.
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>>85118034
not him but

>fat wife (beard)
>characters always have dead wives (hates wymmynz)
>female casting is shit, only cares about pretty bois
>casted cillian murphy in BB because he was "fascinated by his blue eyes"
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>>85129014
good goy
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>>85129737

I'm glad we still have people with good taste here.
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The label 'Reddit' is thrown around here pretty casually but never has the hat fit as snugly as it does on Christopher Nolan's bloated head. The man is a living, breathing representation of everything wrong with the film* industry.

Everything the man touches seems intent on making stupid people feel smart. Every shot, cut and line of dialogue feels like a not-so-subtle nudge to make the intellectually stunted feel like they're in on some intricate evolution in the art of plot.

The sad truth is that Nolan is indeed a genius. Not a filmmaking genius, but a genius at pulling the wool over the eyes of the stupid, ignorant and uncultured swine that currently shovel money into the pigsties of Hollywood.

Christ have mercy on cinema's legacy if this man is to be inducted within its great halls.

*I shudder to use the word 'film' in the same paragraph as the name 'Nolan' but it is unavoidable in this case.
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>>85130176

Let me guess, you like artsy fartsy foreign stuff like Godard, Bergman and Tarkovsky?
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>>85116368
THE FLIGHT PLAN I JUST FILED WITH THE AGENCY LISTS SMEE, MAIMEN, DR PAVEL HERE BUT ONLY 400,000 OF YOU!
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memes lads
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>>85131053
/v/eddit lads
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>>85130227
>Godard, Bergman and Tarkovsky
but those are entry level pleb directors on the same level as Nolan
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>>85117118
are you retarded? The Germans losing was what let communism thrive in Europe.
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/tv/ is full of completely retarded historians. Jesus Christ.
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>>85116680
This!
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>>85127027
I wish I was as alpha as that guy
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contrarians in full swing
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>ftw Göring cucked hitler in letting luftwaffe "win"

Good job Göring
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>>85128644
haha
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>>85131838
gay
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>>85116680
Please, explain why do you view nazis as "heroes"
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>>85132066

That's what the kids consider epic these days. Hitler did nothing wrong, nazis were good and the jews are dumb. It's literally the most lazy attempt at being edgy this side of the century.
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>revisionist history
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>>85116709
TDKR
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>>85132115
I was hoping it could be something more this time.
I mean, I get that being nazi and worshiping Hitler is considered cool these days but common.
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>>85132066
It's American mongrels with no sense of identity typically. Just look at the meet up of yanks from /pol/
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>>85117099
Merrrrrrrrr, best-smelling farts ITT, hands down
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>>85117099

is this pasta?
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I absolutely fucking love all these butthurt nazis coming out of the woodworks.
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>>85129139

>what is encirclement and capture

Fucking retard. Kys.
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So lads. How many memes do you think this kino will inspire? Interstellar had a few good ones but they didn't quite have the legs of TDKR.

Can we expect memekino with Bane in a plane?
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>>85132710
It is low on dialogue isn't it? It seems to have low meme potential.
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>>85132648
Which is strange as the film features no nazis at all according to reports and all there'll be is the Luftwaffe.
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>>85132066
Look at the state of Europe today.
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>>85132757
So it's more of a historical drama and doesn't show the front or any of the decision making on the German side?
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>>85116368
>There isn't much dialogue

So this like an art house?
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>>85132833
Best living standards in the world?
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>>85116368

>1 rotten

is he /ourguy/?
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>>85132863
>Nolan decided to make the film as a triptych, told from three perspectives; the air (planes), the land (on the beach) and the sea (the evacuation by the navy). He approached the research as though it were for a documentary film. What made the project attractive to Nolan was its inherent contradiction to Hollywood formula, as the Battle of Dunkirk was not a victory, did not involve America, and yet demanded a big-scale production to be put on screen
>To accurately convey the perspective of the soldiers on the beach—for whom contact with the enemy was "extremely limited and intermittent"—he made a conscious decision to never show Germans on screen. Also omitted were Winston Churchill and any scenes of generals in a war room, as Nolan did not want to get "bogged down in the politics of the situation". The entire film was made to encompass the snowball effect that had only been used in the third acts of his previous films.
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>>85132833
Yes. And who should we thank for that? Nazis, plain and simple. They ruined the way people look at right (even thought Nazism is not even extreme right as lefties like to screech) forever. Pre world war 2 Europe was the best Europe and all what nazis brought was death, destruction, aversion for nationalism, patriotism and militarism and overal support for Left and liberalism.
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>>85117696
that's why they are the villains
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>>85116709
THE DARK NIGHT
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>>85132833
Yeah the Germans brought down the British and French empires quicker, and both countries had to important darkies to rebuild their countries post-war.
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>>85132998
Not really. They're villains because they started world war, killed several milion people and enslaved some as well.
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>>85132751

Well, half of the memes about Drive centre on the lack of dialogue, so ...

And Tom Hardy wears a mask (as a pilot), so there's months of TDKR crossovers to come.
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>>85117099
I'mma add this to my collection hah
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>>85132976
Would have happened regardless.
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>>85116709
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>>85133111
Nice trips

It would most likely be the other way actually. Communists were great threat in pre-world war 2 Europe and world leaders knew it. It was either them or nazis starting another world war.
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>>85133268
No he doesn't write reviews until he sees how the tomatometer is panning out that way he knows how contrarian to be
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>>85117099
This is likely a good bait post and/o pasta but there are retards who unironically believe this kind of shit.
I love when you assholes praise silent films or garbage made in/inspired by some garbage country with a budget of $45 and shitty camera work (Tarkovsky. Oh dude The Mirror has such a killer one take! He used a mirror IN THE SHOT like WHOA! That's the NAME OF THE MOVIE!)
I wonder when idiots who say, and honestly believe they're using it correctly without even knowing history, call themselves patrician and others plebs will finally die in some horrible screeching inferno. The problem is most of you assholes don't leave the house, haven't even been in a "kinoplex" in years, so the only thing that will kill you sons of bitches is when your welfare family finally puts a quadruple dosage of rat poison in your hot pockets.
Fuck all of you.
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Personally, I don't really care to see another WWII flick.
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>>85133268
>armond white
>white

(they) gave him the last name white, of course he's contrarian and bitter
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>>85133363
What about WWII kino?
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>>85126408
I can see a Battle of Britain film happening, especially if Dunkirk does well, which it looks to be doing.
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Aircraft of the film.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/films/0/flies-planes-dunkirk-meet-warbird-restorers-make-christopher/
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>>85133363
True dat. History is so full of intersting stuff yet we they are just doing the same shit over and over again. With all the white guilt abound, you would think they would actually made somethign interesting from the colonization period or something.
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>>85133455
Battle of Britain would make for a more interesting film imo, especially if you like dogfights.
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>>85133336
Nolan and Tarkovsky are on the same entry level pleb shit tier
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>banes on a plane
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>>85133550
lmao fucking retards, is this real?
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>watching entertaining movies
stay pleb, /tv/.
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>>85133719
No, because Nolan has actually made good movies. Yeah his stupid line about The Meme Knight Rises being the biggest movie to happen in 100 years is absurd, wow great analysis, but Tarkovsky was a raging manlet who hated everything he watched and read. Then to top if off, the guy with these hot fresh-out-the-oven opinions comes out and solves this problem of all art dying by making mediocre movies. Thank god he's dead.
>>85133833
>suits in airplanes
If you're European, just know that your history, while "cultured", is beyond retarded. How a country of people who hate nudity and love crime had to save you from yourselves multiple times is disgusting.
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>>85133982
>>suits in airplanes

How do you know the context of how he's ended up in the plane? He could have been in a hurry to get up and at them and didn't have time to change.
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>>85133833
Is he wearing a fucking tie?
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>>85133336
Your shitty opinions are just that, opinions. Fuck off with them.
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>>85133336
>garbage country
let me guess, you're from america, the country of art and good taste
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>>85116391
Typical reddit rating
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>>85134296
Whoa fresh take on it all. You're the kind of idiot who says that but then spouts off about "bad taste" in Marvel threads, aren't you?
Keep your garbage mind quiet.
>>85134345
Well good thing Sherlock Holmes is on the case! Yes I am, Stephen Fry will make sure you get nonsensical points for that after he rapes his son-husband.
America is barely older than the oldest royal family member of whatever shit-heap you're from and still rules the planet by mass producing vinyl and blue jeans. Stay awful.
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>>85134239

Of course, it was part of the uniform old chap
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movie about cowards shouldn't have that good ratings
movie about france surrender when?
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>>85134239
>>85133982
Shirt and tie was standard dress for most countries officers.
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Are there any black people in Dunkirk? Is this going to be another WW2 movie where they are under-represented again?
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>>85130176
This is a good pasta, stealing it to shitpost later
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>>85133982
>>suits in airplanes

You do know American Fighter pilots worse their uniform with a shirt and tie too right?
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>>85117175
>>85131331
Learn to read, you fucking niggers. What he wanted to say is that if the Germans didn't start another war, the world would be a much better place right now. But since they had to throw a tantrum and help the jews with their victim complex, now the world has to bow down to their demands or it's literally another shoah.
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Christopher Nolan presents 'TOBRUK' when?
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>>85133268
Kek I unironically love Armond White
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>>85134609
Incorrect.
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>>85122171
>the Germans only didn't crush them because their infantry was lagging behind the tanks

top kek. educate yourself you dumb retard.

hitler's airpower was literally superior in every way at that point.
the only reason he didn't give the order for a full out assault was because he wanted to seem cool to churchill - ie we're all aryans and our only enemy is the commies.

why do you think Hess flew to england?
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>>85116368
I only liked two nolan filks (Prestige and Memento)

This movie blew it out of the water. Best film since 2003.
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>>85117993
Or rather because Hitler told his tank divisions to wait, because he didn't want to overextend.
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>>85132066
I never had sex.
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>>85133268
What do you think he tells people when asked what he does at some snobby cheese and wine party?
Armond White is a genius. The man has made a career out of a character, a man who hates everything you love and loves everything you hate. Ever seen a movie multiple times in the theater? Armond White went to piss and almost left. Ever seen something so bad you almost walked out? Armond White likely owns it on Blu Ray.
His reviews are absurd and always unhelpful to the typical movie-goer. Want to know if you should see King Arthur? Read Armond White's review and see if you even know who are you at the end of it. His ability to tangent into things that are not even closely related is a gift. Every single film he views is his last in his eyes and he types a story of the world, his view of the world from his window and car ride to the theater as he clearly chooses to see nothing else.
I hope he makes good money from his spouting. It's rare to see such a tastefully subtle comedian work this long and be this committed to a character, so much so that it ends up enveloping him.
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>>85135461
Me neither but I still see how retarded Hitler was
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>>85135653
>Anonymous 07/18/17(Tue)13:42:37 No.85135
Hi Armond,

My only question is, how did someone like this get to be an official rater on RT?
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>>85135877
Damn.
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>>85134451
Not at all. Please continue to exercise your penetrating wit though.
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>>85116391
Only due to not showing blood

people can drown all they want in Pg-13 films
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>>85132952
>stand up and cheer
plz no
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>>85136102
Someone has to. You dullards keep spouting nonsense. Don't worry, I'm here to stay.
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>>85133268
why is there a pic of denzel washington?
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>>85134451
Are burgers unironically the worst group of people on the planet?
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>>85137112
Does it hurt knowing that you will always be foreign to the only country that matters?
You don't even have to reply, I know the answer is yes. Christ, thank god I am from the planet's only first world country.
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>>85136674
Swimming in irony.
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>>85137921
Incorrect.
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>>85117993
>The Nazis encircled the remaining British Expeditionary Forces at Dunkirk and held their fire out of sympathy for a group of cornered soldiers, mostly because many Nazis were also WW1 veterans and knew the feeling themselves at some point.

lmao

people actually believe this
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>>85136748
he plays Hitler in Dunkirk
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>>85122519
Kino
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>>85117118
Let me guess, you have an American high school education regarding this topic?

Germany was fighting against a communist uprising, which was controlled by jews.
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>>85140571
Jews are so passé.
Chinks are where it's at nowadays.
And sandniggers, of course.
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Hey Bubbe, you need to go out with a nice Jewish girl.
>>85140571
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