If you did not buy a ticket and go see Valerian on opening weekend then you deserve nothing but capeshit sequels, reboots, and endless soulless Star Wars cash grabs movies from here on out
>if you didn't pay to watch a comic book movie you deserve more comic book movies.
look at the lead actors faces
do you think i want to look at those faces for two hours?
>>85111359
Only way I'd pay for your cartoon Rihanna flick is if Cara's body came with the price of admission.
>>85111359
You do realize Dunkirk comes out the same day as this trash right?
>>85114217
WOOOOOM
WOOOOOM
>>85114171
she has long femurs
>>85111359
I don't pay for trash. I work at a kino. also I would watch this garbage without lsd
Why does Cara's suit have tit-space?
>>85111359
I'm a poorfag so I'm going to see it on Tuesday, but I want it to succeed
>>85114217
What's your point?
Besson hasn't made a good movie in 20 years.
>>85111359
Nah, Cara is already rich.
She doesn't deserve money from us.
>>85114427
for... tits?
Is this film not just male shep and fem shep doing a buddy-cop film?
>>85111359
>obnoxious shitty huge-eyebrow coked out model pretending to be an actress because she fucked her way into a career: the movie
no thanks
>>85115813
Looks like a fucking twink anyways. Where's the cock?