>Constantly played the fat stupid guy in movies and TV >Was

Before the edgy meme parade shows up, It is really tragic. Especially when you hear his close friends tell stories about him and stuff.

Don't do drugs.

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>it's okay because he was bullied into doing drugs

>>85101824
He only had himself to blame.

>>85101999
Or just get better at doing drugs

I listened to his brother once at a Q&A session talk about him and apparently he had four addictions in life: food, drugs, alcohol and sex. He was always trying to suppress them but he could only suppress one at a time, when he stopped drinking he started doing drugs, when he stopped that he overate, when he went on a diet he started fucking hookers and doing blow again. He was always doing 2 or 3 of those things and he simply couldn't stop doing all 4 based on the lifestyle he had.

He was also a legend in the SNL halls. The stories people have about him are hilarious. He would strip naked and walk into boardrooms and try to hug executives. He shit out of the window at 30 Rock in a game of Truth or Dare

Watch "I Am Chris Farley". Fantastic documentary.

is mark hamill a queer?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xw0IR6fJlV0

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Why did he have an egg in his mouth?

He hated being a gross fat piece of shit but couldn't change as being so made him rich and famous.

>hated being laughed at for being fat
>proceeds to make comedy movies that revolve around him being fat

Where's the logic here?

All he had to do was lose weight. Will fatties ever learn

>>85101824
He would have probably been amazing as a dramatic actor if you consider that depressed comedic actors can really pull off amazing serious roles. Looking at you Robin Williams and Bill Murray in LiT.

>>85102103
Le edge fuccboi

>>85102834
The logic is "Maybe I can find worth and validation if I can make people laugh and find enjoyment in their lives because I'm such a piece of shit that I can't find it otherwise."

>>85102930

Robin Williams was great in One Hour Photo. Kino film.

>>85102666
foam

>>85102137
Christ, what a disgusting sack of lard.

>>85101824
>little did he know that the population would become as fat as him in 10 years and that he would blend in.

>>85102137
...and for a 5'8" fat manlet he was superhumanly strong..


Plus he made Ryan Reynolds cry roasting him infront of Traylor Howard

>>85102984
And don't forget Good Will Hunting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zYT5hQR4Q4

Chris Farley in Shrek.

>>85102995
Why did he have a foam egg in his mouth?

>>85101824
lmao i thaught he was a nigger judging by that death picture

>>85102930
It's possible, but it's hard to say. Personally, I don't think he could ever have pulled it off, and he probably thought so as well. Robin Williams always had it in him. If you watch him in anything and find a scene where he's not actively being funny, you can see he had a talent for drama in him. With Farley you couldn't possibly see him as anything but a fat doof. Even in brief dramatic moments he still looked like a giant kid ready to break out into a fart joke at any moment. Maybe age would have brought him a more mature look but his acting ability will never be known for certain.

>>85103142
Was hungy

>>85103099
>Plus he made Ryan Reynolds cry roasting him infront of Traylor Howard

??

>>85103142
He was ODing on foam eggs.

>>85101824
this guy literally has 20 funny moments in his carreer, fucking sad

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>>85101824
it actually makes me a little teary-eyed thinking about farley sometimes.

i mean fuck, the dude called up people at 3am in the morning coked as fuck asking if he was funny or just "some stupid fat guy". i will always resent snl and lorne michaels for even having him on air during that last year of his life. it touches me because i was always the same, thinking people would only like me if they laughed at me and my retarded antics, so i know exactly how he felt.

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>>85103462
>That movie actually wasn't that great, pretentious faggot.

Delet this post right goddamn NOW.

>>85103650
>i will always resent snl and lorne michaels for even having him on air during that last year of his life.

Why?

If he lived long enough, he would have turned into a serious actor.

>>85103638
His career barely lasted 7 years, though.

>>85103650
He died two years after he left SNL.

>>85103715
it was obvious he needed help, dude was seriously fucked and coked up during that time and you're having him on air for ratings? fuck off.

get him to a rehab, force him to go home to his parents for 6 months, re-evaluate. fucking sharks.

>>85103808
I guess but then there's this >>85103791. Do you mean the times he came back to host the show?

>>85103748
too bad for him, he could have done great in a later era with more freedom, something like a judd apatow movie

>>85103808
To be fair, it was the 90s and people didn't give a shit.
As time has gone on, people have realize it's an issue, but back then, it was brushed under the rug as long as they could perform.

>>85102930
Murray is awful as a serious actor.

>>85103894
yes, he never should have hosted or had anything to do with snl at the time.

>>85103982
indeed, very sad.

>>85101824
>lets himself be typecast
>surprised when he's typecast by producers
unless there was a gun to his head when he took on the roles, there is no one else to blame

>>85104033
In fairness to Lorne, I don't think he would have let Farley host if it was obvious he was completely off the rails. I'm sure they had a long discussion about it.

>>85104117
fiddy

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Imagine trying to get clean from bad food, drugs, and alcohol but anywhere you go in the US you are bombarded with fans who just gotta buy you a shot, beer, or steak etc... inviting you to parties with blow and skanks... and at your core you are just a dude who likes to make his pals laugh, but now every body considers you a bro and wants to hang and you cant just let them down. So you party, tell jokes, and pratfall til your body and mind can t take it anymore then you fucking die

I think he would have liked it here

>>85102857
just look at jonah hill
dude lost a shit ton of weight then the media bashes on how he's not funny anymore

>>85101824
>>Guy was fat
>>Never tried not being fat (like John Goodman, or literally anybody else)
>>Died cause he was too fat.

And nothing of value was lost

>>85104802
He didn't die from being fat, you gay retard. He died from a drug overdose.

classic JUST

>>85104701
He doesn't care.
What that French weather lady said is still bothering him.

>>85104802
He died from speedball.

>>85103081
sad desu

To anyone saying he should have gone to rehab, he was in and out of rehab dozens of times but would always relapse.

>>85105069
Farley has more in common with John Belushi than Candy.

>>85101824
And the worst part is he wasn't even funny. What a waste

>>85105200
why comedians are only funny when they use a lot of drugs?

I CAN'T BREATH

>>85103332
I keep hearing he was trying to put a Fatty Arbuckle biopic together and was the original voice of Shrek. Those 2 things may have changed his life but he never made it that long

>>85103808
Same could be said for Jackass 2 and Steve O but he managed to sort himself out

>>85102666
the hooker he was with projectile shit it into his mouth. the force was too strong

>>85104964
I'm happy for him, he finally found motivation to not be a fatass

Wasn't one of his last appearances on "All That"?

>>85102666
OH, THAT'S GONNA LEAVE A MARK

>>85105069
Yes and no

It is interesting how both of them were successful heavyweight actors in comedy, but the difference was that Candy always favored feel-good movies that everyone could enjoy while Farley's were more in-tune with the over-the-top 90's.

Candy tried to lose weight throughout his life. The dude tried, but everytime he lost weight, he'd gain it back.

>>85105200
Sad but true. I wish John hadn't died from speedball because Blues Brothers 2000 wouldn't have been made.

>>85105254
They cope with their crippling depression. Comedians, class clowns, and their like have massive issues.

>>85102930
Maybe if he would've been able to get over his addictions and better hone his craft. You can sort of hear a decent range of emotion from him in the leaked Shrek VO stuff. Not saying we lost an future Oscar winner but I think he could've pulled it off. Probably even better than Sandler ever could've.

>>85102834
>peoples problems and insecurities are logically based
Autism

>>85103332
Black Sheep and Tommy Boy had inklings of a more sensitive side to Farley. It's possible with some direction and effort, he might have transitioned into drama if he had half the chance.

>>85105837
>Probably even better than Sandler ever could've.
I actually thought for a brief glimmer back in the mid-2000's that Sandler was going to break into serious acting. Click actually had some pretty heavy moments despite its premise.

>>85102834
To be fair, it was one of his main selling points. If I were Farley, I would've made as much money as possible, invested it carefully, and ease out of show business once the roles dried up and pursue other ventures.

>>85106052
That last scene where he's dying as his son is cancelling his honeymoon actually got me to tear up.

>>85101999
Yeah, fastfood is a bitch.

>>85106277
???

>>85105837
Farley would spend all his Shrek money in coke and prostitutes
His death is inevitable

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ACtually cocaine is what probably superseded much of his inhibitions to b e funny around others while moving up to big time, if he was actually sensitive about others

>>85102137
>he had four addictions in life: food, drugs, alcohol and sex
That's really fucked up. Usually people have 1 or 2 of these at a time, but to indulge in all 4 is a clusterfuck.

When somebody indulges in one of these vices, the others are excluded because the single one makes up for the rest.

>>85106052
>I actually thought for a brief glimmer back in the mid-2000's that Sandler was going to break into serious acting. Click actually had some pretty heavy moments despite its premise.
He tried w/ Punch Drunk Love and Reign Over Me but he's not a good actor

>>85101824
He was a sad sack of shit who couldn't handle being laughed at. It's not even like they were being malicious or attacking his personality it was just his appearance that people mocked.

>>85106393
>heart attack, OD, liver failure or STD
what do you choose?

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he would have been a washed up nobody by now and wouldn't have had a career past the 1990s anyways regardless if he lived.

He just would have been TMZ fodder for years and probably would have done some stupid DRUMPF tier stunt in the current year for a brief resurgence of attention.

honestly, nothing of value was lost.

>>85106596
he'd be in grown ups 1 and 2

>>85106407
Punch Drunk Love was trying too hard and I have yet to see Reign Over Me. Funny People was actually sorta refreshing as a psuedo-meta commentary on Sandler's life as a comedian.

>>85106530
Honestly, heart attack but only when I'm a senior citizen.

I was overweight 5 years ago, but I got into fitness thanks to one of my work buddies. I lost 52 pounds thanks to him and recently learned how to surf. I love weight training, going out on bike rides, canoeing, hiking, and swimming. I only moderately drink alcohol on special occasions and never did drugs. I'm still with my Blasian gf of 2 years so I'm pretty satisfied with my sex life.

Farley really needed to get away from Hollywood for a while and get himself into a detox clinic and try to redirect his life to better pursuits than food, chemical, and sexual dependency.

>>85106731
He would just be in Kevin James' place. In fact, it seems like Kevin James took his place in a way. If Farely didn't die, he'd be the president in Pixels, Paul Blart, etc. and David Spade wouldn't have been forced to "make it" on his own and would still be Farley's straight man instead of the washed up comedian he is now.

>>85106869
This is very true.

When John Candy died, Farley was there to fill the vacuum, and when Farley died, Kevin James was around thanks to the King of Queens.

>>85106924
And then Jonah Hill filled the roles of Kevin James.

Who will be next to wear the size 50 mens pants in Hollywood?

>>85106924
>King of Queens started a year after Farley died

Spooky. He's like the next bullet in the magazine. Fire one off, another one is right behind it.

>>85106960
amy schumer

>>85106960
I never got the appeal of Jonah as an actor. I enjoyed Superbad, but I really can't stand him in most movies. I really enjoyed This is the End to be honest because I liked how they were ripping into each other's supposed Hollywood identities.

>>85107082
jonah was great in wolf of wall street

>>85107186
I have mixed feelings about that film.

On one hand, it was fun to see the hedonistic destruction of a pump-and-dump artist, but it's Scorsese's weaker entries. And while Jonah did a good performance, it was basically playing every possible Jewish stereotype known to man and it was irritating to say the least.

>>85105254
Most comedians are actually really depressed/messed up.

>>85106530
>STD
at least you got laid with this one

>>85107082
>Jonah as an actor
I thought he played a scumbag pretty well in War Dogs, but /tv/ always tells me I'm a pleb.

>>85107429
He was so fucking fat in that it was distracting.
>>85107353
Yeah... ha ha...

>>85101824
I always thought he sucked as a comedian but his life story is pretty sad.

>>85107429
Haven't seen that film yet.

I've seen the following films that Jonah's had a major part in:

- 21 Jump Street
- 22 Jump Street
- This is the End
- Superbad
- Moneyball
- The Wolf of Wall Street
- The Watch

Out of these, I can't really enjoy him outside of le quirky heavyweight Jewish guy.

>>85107276
Which comedians are well-adjusted?

>>85107753
the unfunny ones

>>85103650
I have the same fears.
I also have BPD, so they need to play a role (eg. class clown, friend who parties all the time) for acceptance is deeply ingrained. It's like I'm nothing, not even a person, without making people smile or laugh.
I wonder if he had something similar.

>>85107554
he was pretty good in war dogs.

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>>85104544
That's probably exactly how it went down. Damn you, why did you have to make me hurt like this.

>>85105177
t. never been an addict

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>>85103677
>the post was actually deleted

>>85108191
oh i wasn't saying anything against him but for those who are misinformed he tried to get help.

>>85108292
I see what you mean, thanks for clarifying.

>>85101824
You forgot that he could never get a girlfriend and had to always settle for prostitutes. I think that's what did it more than anything based on this E doc I watched on him back in the day.

>>85104701
>anymore

>>85108435
It's hard to be in a relationship when you hate yourself.

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>tfw loved Tommy Boy and Black Sheep as a kid
>Loved some of his best of SNL stuff

>>85101824
He wasn't pure he was an insecure and depressed clown bogged down by insincerity.

>>85108603
I can confirm this from personal experience. No one wants to be around you at all, much less be in a relationship.

>>85108714
Was he, dare I say it? /ourguy/?

>>85102930
>tfw world's greatest dad is a much sadder movie now than when I watched it originally

>>85109056
No because Farley was actually talented and became rich from being a fat funny guy.

>>85101824
I have no doubt Chris was a good guy, but as an alcoholic I can definitely say that no one who abuses drugs is pure. That's just the way it is. I'm not pure, Chris was very likely not pure, but I hope he's resting easy.

>>85103099
Gonna need sauce on that

>>85109321
>dude harm yourself intentionally or you're gay lmao

>>85106092
When he's seeing his last interaction with his dad did it for me. Apparently Sandler's dad had died shortly before that.

>>85102103
You really can't. Micheal Jackson had a license physician to administer his drugs and still died.

>>85102834
Holy shit, is Jonah Hill the modern Chris Farley?
Let's all pray Jonah doesn't overdose, guys.

>>85109686
Jonah Hill's persona is like the polar opposite of Chris Farley though.

>>85109614
sure, if you believe the kike media. the reality is the doctor gave him a fatal dose on purpose. who knows if he was threatened or paid a large sum of money. but MJ was killed for his beatles catalog

>>85105200
Holy shit. I've always thought Chris Farley and John Candy were the same person.

>Farley even expressed interest in portraying Atuk in an adaptation of the novel The Incomparable Atuk.[40] Both of these shelved projects, along with the Arbuckle biopic, have been alleged to be cursed as Farley, John Belushi, and John Candy were each attached to all three roles, and all three died before any of the films entered production.

Being a fat white guy on SNL is basically a death sentence.

>>85109917
I've honestly never heard people compare him to John Candy before. Their personalities couldn't have been more different.

>>85106960
Seth Rogen came before Kevin James.

>>85110200
King of Queens started in 1998 dude.

>>85110134
They were both fat blonde comedians that died in the 90s, not hard to mix them up.

>>85101824
>Started doing a shit ton of cocaine and heroin to numb the pain and deal with everything

this is more of a social thing amongst all SNL cast, dumb OP

>>85110273
Meant to say Seth Rogen came before Jonah Hill

>>85110335
Yeah but John Candy had been famous for several years before Chris Farley. His prime era was in the 80s. I really don't see how you could confuse them.

>>85102394
Mark Hamill aged really well for a young actor, usually they go insane but he seems alright.

>>85107276
>Most comedians are actually really depressed/messed up.

So Adam Sandler is a-okay. Glad to know.

>>85110385
Nigga I was born in 1999 and I'm not white

>>85110528
I don't really see how that's an excuse but okay.

>>85110528
>born in 1999
>not white
>uses the word nigga
So many things wrong with this...

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>>85110647
>It's wrong for a black person to say "nigga"

>>85109904
>kike media
Why must you be like that

>>85109917
It's a bizarre feeling when you realized your mind jsut assimilated shit about them and connected them as the same person. I did that with some actress and it really blew me away that they were two, it wasn't the same one.
It feels my brain was lazy and just put two and two together. Blew my mind when it happened, iktf

>>85108603
It was more that he was painfully shy and would act really stupid or get super wasted around girls he liked. The fat guy that never got the girl

>>85110615
>being offended someone mixed up two actors
people mix up stuff all the time. even in shit and shit, they put something in wrong and stuff changes

>>85110847
I'm not offended, I'm just pointing out that logically it doesn't make sense. Chris Farley would have been like 12 years old when John Candy was making his most popular movies.

>>85102779
Surely with all of the money he must have had he could just retire though

>>85110777
its a part of the American language just like nigger. you cant just delete words

>>85110754
No it's wrong for a nigger to post here in jive

>>85110847
*even in science and shit

He does look pretty bad here.
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/chris-farley-hosting-cold-opening/n11025?snl=1

>>85110937
Something tells me Farley wasn't exactly big on investments and wise spending. He fully intended on dying young.

>>85101824

wonder what he'd look like without the weight

>>85101824
>>Wanted to branch out into more serious acting but got typecast

Did indie movies not exist, in 1994?

>>85101824
>this is considered thin in current day burgerland

>>85112002
Presumably the Fatty Arbuckle movie he was developing would have been his first big dramatic role.

>>85112002
Maybe he needed to make money.

Does this look like a man with much time left here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_UUKwPWj80

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>>85110528

>MFW just realized people born in 1999 are now 18 years old
>you could legally fuck a girl born in 1999 now

Fug I'm old

>>85112344

it's all down hill from here friendo

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>>85112344
>you could legally fuck a girl born in 1999 now
If only.

>>85103106
That Shrek stuff is really good

>>85112154
Damn this is sad.

>>85110909
The kid said he was born in 1999 fucking pay attention.

>>85112582
So? Just because you're young means you don't understand the concept of time?

>>85101882
like what?

>>85112658
He didn't grow up with Farley or Candy to distinguish one from the other you smart ass.

>>85112154
that hurt to watch

>>85112344
I was born in 92 and fucked a girl from 99, and one from 00. It's a weird feeling, technically we're the same generation but something happened mid 90s, we're worlds apart.

>>85113117
>we're the same generation
You're a millennial. 1999 and up are Gen Z.

>>85112701
I liked this interview of David Spade talking about Farley (starting @ 17:26)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Asq7oc6nsNY

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>>85104544

>>85113229
I'm not having this argument oti for the 46th time, there are more sources that place kids born up to the mid 00s as millennials than not, and some people don't even acknowledge generation Z yet.

Boomers are late 40s to 70s, X is late 70s to 80s, yet somehow millennial only goes from the early/late 80s to half of the 90s? Dude

>>85105200
he considered Belushi a big influence, sad how they both went out the same way

>>85106596
He probably would have gone down in the early-mid 00's along with Rob Schneider and Adam Sandler. Clinging to relevance while each movie gets progressively worse and worse until they are just plain unwatchable around 2011 or so.

>>85106869
What is with Spade constantly trying to be the sexy sleezy guy that gets laid all the time in everything he appears in? Is that some requirement in his contracts?

>>85106924
You're forgetting Seth Rogan, he's the gooft fat guy that smokes a lot and makes fart jokes nonstop

>>85110909
This is assuming that they would know the dates of many Candy/Farly movies
Maybe they haven't even seen too many.
As you can tell by the fact that Anon thought they were the same person, they might actually not be very aware of those actor's works.
It's unreasonable to expect Anon to have an excuse for not differentiating the two until now. They just learned it the fact

>>85113648
I mean I guess but you'd think someone watching say Planes, Trains and Automobiles followed by Beverly Hills Ninja would notice some discrepancies.

>>85113527
So he would be making millions making movies directly for Netflix? Only Rob is clinging and that's because he's a miserable republican that can't make another Deuce Bigalow sequel I mean even Spader is doing better then him.

>>85102394
>What's her name? Rey?

Is Hamill method acting the Joker?

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>>85103721
Supposedly he was going to do a Fatty Arbuckle movie that would have been his first more serious role.

>>85103106
Damn I'm surprised I've never heard that before, he would've done a great job
:')

>>85109904
>anti-semitic conspiracy nut
>these are the people you share the board with

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Am I the only one who unironically enjoys this

>>85113503
I work in marketing. 1980 to 2000 is millennial

>>85113975

Went and saw it with my friends on my 11th or 12th birthday. Can't remember very much about it though, would be interesting to go back to it now.

>>85114002
That's what I said

>>85112154
Was going to post this. Leno is such a disgusting pariah for letting this air.

>>85113769
lol, you got me there.
Maybe anon saw the movies when they were young or when between the span of 10 years apart.

>>85113503
Millenials are like 36 - 23

>>85113769
>>85114319
I've never seen either of those movies.

>>85112154
is that the result of coke or meth or what?

>>85114865
Coke with either pain pills or a heroin chaser. His wheezing makes me feel like I need to use an inhaler just watching him.

He was yet another victim of the Atuk curse, was he not?

>>85113975
No. It's even Christian Bale's favorite movie.

>that moment when on his final Letterman appearance he says "Dave, Do you ever get shooting pains in your arms and chest?"
Fucking comedy gold but sad at the same time, could tell he almost passes out and has trouble breathing. Though that was after doing cartwheels

>>85102394

3:50 When Kennedy interjects to do damage control and that fanboy crowd full of babies celebrate with relief and joy after getting the cue from mommy that basically says "ignore what the bad man said, this is the part where you get to feel validated and happy".

>>85113975
A lot of it is nostalgia, but I fucking love this movie

Honestly losing weight is easy unless you

>drink alcohol every day
>have some chronic illness
>are seriously injured

>>85102666
>tfw that one time i overdosed on pills and vomitted 8 times then starting vomitting foam and bile

kek. that was really scary. i remember willing myself to stop vomitting because i knew once i got to bile i had run out of things. then it stopped and i started sipping water slowly trying to get my fluids back. then i went and lay down and masterbated all night on the assumption that if i were to die at least id die doing something fun. i had a great orgasm and fell asleep and then woke up feeling awful.

dont do drugs, or conversely, dont do too many drugs.

>>85118083
>drink alcohol every day
got me there

>>85118083
It's also easy if you're fat as fuck. Going from that 15% to 10% body fat can be a bitch though.

>>85118187

It depends though, I was muscular at 13%, got sick as fuck, bronchitis and shit, then got a stomach ulcer, and dropped to 9% fat but with so much less muscle just because of stopping eating for exercising

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>ywn see an old Chris Farley and David Spade act together in a remake of Grumpy Old Men

>>85118120
>There are several possible causes for throwing up white foam. The most common one occurs when too much vomiting leads to an empty stomach. When excessive vomiting occurs, the body responds by throwing up bile—a fluid produced by the liver to aid digestion—which mixes up with stomach acids, thereby creating a foam. Also, swallowed saliva can combine with the acids of an empty stomach to form foam.

Throwing up bile is fucked... it's like black tar.

>>85102666
If I took it out would he not die?

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>>85104544
These are feels I did not come for

>>85102394
Man, if the lightsaber would of flown passed Kylo Ren's hand, passed Rey's and and into Lukes. That would of been a fucking amazing surprise. That would of been a perfect entrance for Luke Skywalker to show up.

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>>85102394
Why is it when I see a Jewish face I'm filled with a visceral hatred?

>>85117847
That's Kennedy?
Jesus fuck she aged badly.

>>85109506
https://youtu.be/sbzRKxaqH8U
here you go man

>>85119821
because you know how much they want you dead.

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>>85102103

Do better drugs.

>>85101824

>fat pig (degenerate)
>drug use (degenerate)
>prostitute abuser (degen)
>decadent pig ( abuse)

he desrved to die. i dont get the hype about him. nobody would give two hoots if he lived, he would be a no name pig like Amy Schumer will be in 5 years, or the varius other pigs in hollywood who don't OD.

>uh DUH im A PIG! hahahahahah

nice acting

>>85105107
Wasn't that the same shit that did John Belushi in?

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>Constantly played the fat stupid guy in movies and TV
>Was actually fat and stupid

>>85107554
Wolf of Wall Street has to be his best role to date and it's probably due to Leo's 'friendly' bullying.

>>85109686
can you oversdose on footlongs?

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What's going on ITT? I drink some weekends and get full of coke and sometimes half an E.

I never tell my angel gf the she's too innocent for that shit.

Cringy virgin faggots ain't telling me how to enjoy myself. Check my reddit spacing nigger

>>85101824
Maybe instead of doing drugs he should've tried losing weight.

>>85120691
>crazy deluded junkie thinks people want to stop him from killing himself

lol yeah youre super special stop it please save yourself

>>85120691
>half an E.

whoa there buddy, don't get too crazy.

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>>85101824
I never got this. I mean I know most actors are just regular people before the money goes to their heads but fuck. If I got to be a fucking movie star and paid out the piss hole and had tons of fans that loved ME as a fat sweaty idiot bastard. Why would I be unhappy? I mean sure everyone wants to grow and eventually be considered more serious and respected but he had a golden ticket and money and fame for being himself. Then he kills himself trying to change that.

Rip in piss beverly hills ninja. I loved your films and your comedy. Shame you didn't.

>>85113975
unironically kino

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>>85102666
Why do people insist on using that stupid upside down picture?

>>85122006
was the cause of death heart attack or suffocation on vomit?

>>85122087
Farley had died of an overdose of cocaine and morphine. Advanced atherosclerosis was cited as a "significant contributing factor".

>>85122185
so.. heart failure? its not the overdose that kills you its what the overdose does to your heart

>>85122225
Yeah, I didn't do coke for more than a year and with the first hit my heart started beating a mile per minute.

>>85121333
>Why would I be unhappy?
Because money can't fill the empty hole in your heart you stupid fuck. Oh look at me guise I think money solves everything! xxDDD god why don't you do us all a favor like Farley did and just OD or something you fuckin dumbass because you're clearly ofimjty=-o34;

>>85122319
Go back to STFU bitch.

>>85112154
Nose bleed at 6:18

>>85122256
one night i got given a tonne of coke and i became all quiet

was weird i was just listening intensely to everyone else rabbit on

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>>85122338
k

>>85101824
What if it was Farley on the French broad show instead of Jonah?

>>85101824
>defended his best bro, spade, when woody harrelson swooped in and tried to steal davids gf
>made woody his bitch

top lad, would ninja roll with

>>85109614
>mj
>dead

>not living on the same island elvis retired and died on

its literally the same island he and lisa marie married on

go
he is readily available out there

no cameras

>>85101824
Why didn't he just lose the weight instead of carrying it

>>85122432
That's hard

>>85122487
It was the 90's. It was easier to lose weight without all that fat acceptance bullshit.

>>85122225
What usually kills you in a drug overdose is
when it slows down the central nervous system, including respiration, to a fatal degree.
An overdose can also cause a fatal drop in blood pressure, induce arrhythmia, pulmonary edema, kidney failure, and yes a heart attack.
It's a sort of mixed grill of death.

>>85118120
>had migraines so bad I would throw up whatever was in my stomach
>had one so bad I was dry heaving and starting to puke bile
>stomach contracting every time I threw up made it fucking worse
>spend the night sleeping in the bathroom because it was relaxing having a toilet in front of me to puke in

It's fucking torture trying to hold yourself back from puking. Especiallg when you don't feel better after puking, and it just gets even worse

>>85118430
>swallowing saliva can combine with the acids to form foam

Well that's how I got mine.

>>85122576
Changing one's lifestyle and overcoming a vice is difficult regardless.

DUDE VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER LMAO

>>85122381
I imagine something like this would happen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ef4aI-Woduc

>>85122640
Nah, I'm from the 90's and I remember every week in the news some story about a man or woman losing 200 pounds. Nowadays that woman would be shamed and bullied until she wins the weight back.

>>85122604
all this time i thought the foam i was spewing was the pills reacting with my gut, like ecstasty turned into foam. guess i was wrong, it's just that i'd run out of vomit.

it was scary as fuck though, cause my mind immediatley went to all the images of people vomitting froth and then dying in movies

i knew right at that moment my body wasnt playing around and i was in a life or death situation. was pretty badass looking back. i just stood up at the bathroom vomitting into the sink and stared at myself in the mirror telling myself mentally i need to stop vomitting and just keep standing up. i dont know how long i did that but after a while i realised id stopped vomitting.

its weird to conquer a self inflicted battle

Someone post the beefcake Farley, teenage jock years pictures

>>85122670
I just realised Will Ferrell is like the legacy of Farley

They're both, essentially, very popular funny comedians who base their comedy largely off being goofy looking guys who can switch into loud dramatic aggression. They're both physically large as well. I think those components are probably pretty rare in comedy.

>>85122696
fuck off bitch nigger

no one wants to read this faggoty quitter shit

>>85122689

I'm 20 pounds overweight and have been trying to lose it for the last 6 months, but I can't break my habits. I don't think that has anything to do with the body positivity movement.

>>85122769
kill yourself my man

>>85101824
Literally Amy Schumer with a duck. What's your point?

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>>85118430
>Throwing up bile is fucked... it's like black tar.
No. Throwing up bile is puking green and yellow foamy, chunky, extremely bitter acid. Throwing up black, tar-like, "coffee ground" material id chunks of coagulated blood, and in some cases fecal matter.
It's known as known as hematemesis or coffee ground emesis, and if you did that, and didn't get to the ER, you're a very lucky person, because that's really fucking serious.

>>85122696
Glad you came out of it man. Never gonna touch anything that'll cause me to puke. It's so fucking horrible puking while your head feels like you went through a centrifuge and you can't get rid of it.

>>85122829
Arent you pretty close to death if you're throwing up shit?

>>85122829
you just spooked me out lad. the bile was just thick as tar dark brown/black. maybe it was blood. why is that ER worthy? besides the obvious of its not good...

did I come even closer to death than I thought?

>>85122880
If you don't get prompt treatment, yeah. It means either you have a severe intestinal blockage, or a gastrojejunocolic fistula. On the rare occasion if you vomit too much, once the stomach is empty, the the pressure on the abdominal muscles causes your intestines to push stuff back through the pyloric sphincter, back into the stomach, and then out through the esophagus.

im trying to find a picture of what i vomitted, it wasnt as red as blood, it wasnt coffee grounds, it wasnt bright yellow or anything

it was basically tar

>>85123084
It was probably mostly blood.

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>>85122924
>vomiting coagulated blood
>why is that ER worthy?

>>85123180
i did it once before like many years earlier after drinking more than ive ever drunk in my life and i didnt die so i figured it was just "bad zone vomitting"

kek i didnt realise it was "very very bad goto a doctor"

i havnt been drunk in years or touched drugs in longer

>>85120080
>muh degeneracy

Fuck off back to /pol/

>>85122604
>migraine vomiting

Brother. ;__; It's literally hell. I get migraines a lot during a year, probably more than normal people. It's so sickening.

>>85122006
>>85102666

You are now aware that he's holding a rosary in his left hand most likely knew he was dying and spent his last moments of life praying for God to save him

>>85123452
fug

>>85103650
I loved Chris Farley growing up. His death and Mitch Hedbergs depressed me bad.

Phil Hartman too. Damn. I hate these tragic deaths.

>>85107926
That's not fair, it really depends on the style of the comic. Norm is, relatively speaking, well-adjusted and is still possibly the best comic around because he focuses on the craft of joke-making rather than thinking of a really original joke. He jokes about the kinds of things all middle-aged White guys like: sports, politics, serial killers, history, their job, etc. but just watching him is a master class in delivery. The best do both, most go for original content over mastery of comic performance.

>>85123385
What the fuck, someone who shares my pain. Mine finally got better after I took allergy shots.

What's worse with my migraines is that it comes in one meh one, but then a few weeks later I get waves and waves of migraine attacks. So one week I'll feel a migraine, then I'll be fine in 2 days, and then bam. I'm out a fucking week battling extreme migraines sitting in the bathroom again.

My advice: take allergy shots (or oral allergy drops) and see if they stop. If not, I really hope they go away for you. And I hope mine never fucking come back.

>>85123452
was probably one of those cocaine rosary beads and he just did a line off the crucifix and fell over

>>85123563
The pain is incredible but the vomiting is something else. I will throw up so hard there's nothing left and my inside hurt.

I always think on that girl that Ted Bundy attacked in Florida in her bed. Beat her nearly to death but she survived. But now she suffers from constant dizziness and nausea. She always feels dizzy. Forever. She wanted to be a dancer.

I always think, if I had to feel this way forever it would be hell. But afterwards when you get over it you feel like a million bucks. I always wanna do a back flip or something because the relief is amazing.

>>85123651
There is no greater pleasure than the cessation of pain

t. Plato

>>85123651
Same here. When I get that sense of relief I'm thankful to be alive. The moments after you realize it's gone are so amazing.

>>85123756
>>85123770

In life we need suffering. When the good times come around it makes you appreciate them.

>>85122369
thats how I am on coke. just removes all my anxiety. keep thinking I need to get on ritalin or something to keep that balance as coke isnt the way to go.

>>85102666
Here comes the meatwagon weo weo weo

>>85123839
coke sucks you cant get hard, whats the point? pick up a girl, cant fuck her, thanks coke!

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>>85102666
>growing up i loved chris farley
>my favourite childhood movie was beverly hills ninja
>when i saw this photo i was too scared to open the thumbnail
>just opened it now for the first time
>for years i thought he had died wearing pic related
>mfw

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>>85123849
>>85123908

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>mfw white people don't get to be the funny fat people on snl

>>85124195
He was an Illuminati sacrifice.

>>85113975

I fucking love this movie although these days its cheesy to the extreme.

I just love his voice when he's like AWWUUGGGHH NO SENSAI IS GOING TO KILLL MMEEEEE

>>85124195
>people think Kenan is on SNL for any reason but pity and Lorne's autism

>>85112154
Holy fuck he's on a lot of cocaine

>>85103106
>Mike Myers comes along and decides "fuck all that, Shrek is Scottish now"

>>85112344
nigga I can legally fuck a girl born in 2002 in my country.

>>85124195
Can't think of anyone else that's overstayed their welcome. SNL is a stepping stone for everyone there. Either they make it big, crash and burn, obscure away, or sometimes a combination of those. I can understand he's had some success in the 90s-00s, but sticking around that long is just depressing

>>85124609
>unironically being a racist
go back to /pol/

>>85124800
>Unironically not realising that there are distinct differences between various races, and that some are superior than others in things like intelligence, or bone structure etc.
Go back to R*ddit.

>>85119946
That's fucking hilarious

>>85101824
Based Farley, watched his Ninja movie last week.

Notice how Farley steals the show.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAFGEBdeDNk

>>85125710
04:59

>>85101824
>>85101824
>>85101824
I love Chris Farley. He was the sad clown done right, because he very genuinely was one of the funniest men who's ever lived (unlike Robin Williams who just always radiated sadness and was never funny). Chris Farley could just make you crack up with a look or a pose. His physical delivery is top notch. All my favorite SNL moments involve this guy.

People like to make the case that he was very depressed and I don't really believe that's true. I think he was hugely bipolar and he had surging joyous upswings and black despair, exacerbated of course, by his drug use.

Some people were born to live fast and die young. And honestly, this arc is by far superior than gradual decay....

>>85120070
This

>>85120691
>full of coke

i can only imagine the dent youre putting in those kilos kek

>>85102044
>there is something wrong with doing drugs and you should get locked up for it

>>85120691
So you also cheat on her, right? You get all coked Up in the weekends and she doesn't know that, because she would know what that could lead you to do

>>85113975
legitimately Kino in both the ninja and comedy genres

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>>85104544

>>85101824
Typical Irish piece of shit degenerate

>>85126137
kill yourself, numale virgin
holy shit

>>85127032
Are you Belgian?

>>85122604
One time I vomited from laughing too hard. Shit sucked cause my stomach was full of popcorn and the husks cut the shit out of my throat on the way out. Worst part is it hurt so much that I can't remember what my brother did to make me laughpuke.

>>85127188
>he's a yuropoor
that explains it

>>85127268
>he's a yank
that does explain the retardation and degeneracy

>>85123532
>Norm is, relatively speaking, well-adjusted
He's a degenerate gambling addict and is depressed half the time

>>85127393
You straight-up quoted me, I said
>relatively speaking
because he doesn't have any obvious neuroses, tantrums, or childhood traumas common to a certain type of comic. He's just a gambler and a depressive prone to periods of inaction and self-destruction.

>>85101824
Maybe he shoulddnt have become a junkie? I'm glad he's dead.

>>85113958
Oy vey, thank you JIDF for defending the tribe. When will the persecution of our people end?

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>>85104544

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>>85122924
>be Amerifat
>start throwing up bile and coagulated blood
>look at bank account
>only a few hundred dollars in checking
>why is this ER worthy?

>>85101824
He was too fat for this world.

>>85101999
but they're so fun

>>85127004
Fuck off, kike

>>85102137
>He would strip naked and walk into boardrooms and try to hug executives. He shit out of the window at 30 Rock in a game of Truth or Dare

Sounds like a total asshole, actually.

>>85129305
He was the last of the "Big Fat Party Animal" comics

>>85122738
this

He was supposed to have been in The Cable Guy before the movie studio cockblocked him, it wasn't a complete drama, but it was a dramedy, and he would've gotten to show if he could've been good or not in that sort of role, but they forced him to make Beverly Hills Ninja.

A lot of people said Beverly Hills Ninja is what drove him back to taking a lot of drugs.