>Make ~10 five-minute web shorts >Get television series

>>85093783
That's kind of how workaholics worked too

idk, be funny bro

make me laugh right fucking now and i'll tell you if you got a chance

>>85093783
You need at least one Jew, the more the merrier however

>>85093838
>idk, be funny bro
Really tho?

>>85093923
this
ideally a female jew with nice tits and a fat ass

>>85093838
>tfw not that kind of funny

>>85093924
I have a serious answer, but anyone who needs to ask such a thing is not deserving.

>>85093783
be jewish and let nepotism do the rest

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>>85094032
what kind of funny are you bro, you either are or you aren't anon

>>85093838

Whats the smartest thing that ever came out of a woman's mouth?

Einstein's cock

>>85094127
Einstein stole all his theories as a (((patent clerk)))

I want to [marry] Abbi desu senpaitachi

I don't particularly wish any harm on Ilana but I guess if I woke up one morning and the news said she'd been tortured to death it wouldn't be the worst way to start a day

>>85094127
I'm sorry anon, I don't know if this line of work is for you. You certainly aren't the next jonah hill, bo burham or jeff dunnham. Have you tried being a conspiracy theorist hate mongerer, that's an untapped booming market.

>>85094183

He seems to have gotten away with it pretty smoothly. Can't deny you gotta be pretty clever to pull that shit off.

>>85094183

You don't patent theories.

>>85094255
>untapped

You're a little stale yourself, fampai.

>>85094483
I look out for you, be the sole one giving you critique and this is how you treat me anon?

Name five conspiracy theorist hate mongerer's, you literally can't the market is pretty open. Anyone can do it if they apply themselves and are willing to go through the ridicule.

>>85094612
Bill Burrell, Joe Rogaine, Alex Jonestown, Oliver Stone, and Steve Bannon. Honestly, that bit has gone too far, if anything.

>>85093783
what show?

>>85094816
Burr is a pussy whipped faggot now, Rogan is a dude weed can you believe this idiot, stone/bannon don't have a recurring segment.

Jones is the sole front runner, it's a pretty open field.

>>85093838
>make me laugh right fucking now and i'll tell you if you got a chance

hey youre a big guy
for you

>>85095076
We all saw what happened to Samuel

>>85093838
Poopoo weewee

>>85093838
wanna hear a joke? 9/11

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>>85093783
Actually its because Amy Poehler saw them and offered to fund their move to a CC show.

>>85093783
if you can get eyeballs then you can make a case for a show. bringing a following to a new venture is extremely valuable
See Howard stern move to xm or any sales person moving to a new company

>>85096192

>300,000 views
>60,000 subscribers

What are you saying? Those numbers are negligible.

>>85093783
don't bother, tim heidicker will just cancel you.

>>85096428
as in SAW THEM IN PERSON at UCB because Poehler is UCB alumni and Abbi and Ilana were students...

>>85096560
University of Collum Bine? O I didn't know that.

>>85093838
nigger

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>>85093838
Bane?

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>>85096615

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>>85093783

>>85093783
why girls happened?

because muh jews in new york

why broad city happened?

because muh jews in new york

that's it. the "jews in new york" have been become a trope ever since woody allen and lumet did it.

>>85097925
another example of the jews in new york genre -
that show "difficult people" on hulu

>>85097925
>>85099378
Seinfeld

but also the Girls and Broad City thing would be closer related to Sex and the City, don't even know how you missed that
and it's not even necessarily jews, I think Girls was mostly just affluence

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>>85093838

>>85097925
That's a pretty niche audience. I don't know how many people relate with such a thing, realistically speaking.

>>85097504
that face just screams "i have lower back hair issues"

>>85096682
I miss this dead meme desu. Shame that /tv/ is starting to grow up and underaged spics are being beheaded because I'm starting to see less CIA

>>85094108
When I see this gif
I wonder what Wojak is doing
On this marvelous evening
And who remembers the jasmine-smell
And the lilacs by the little gate.

>>85096192
This. They both trained at UCB.

>>85101022
>2017
>believing Wikipedia biographies