>>85092454
>there were reshoots
>in September it's being released on DirecTV
>in October it's being released on VOD and in a handful of theaters
Everything about this screams disaster.

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>>85092454
>not shot in Texas

that actually looks shit

>>85092454
I've been waiting for so long. I'm afraid I won't like it so I'm not gonna watch it.

>>85092454
Looks like Eric Andre from the thumbnail.

>people still watch new texas chainsaw massacre movies
if you paid to watch anything after TCM2 you are a part of the problem

>>85092454
It actually looks fine but...ITS ANOTHER FUCKING REMAKE

dont support this normie shit

the first two movies only.

>>85094023
NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE

>>85093793
>male like stomach

groce desu

The only good thing about this trailer is that it didn't play a 3-second trailer for itself at the start like everything does nowadays.

>>85094200

Virgin detected

>>85094200
lol how old are you?

So how many white women will be lusting after niggers in this one?

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who the fook is that guy?

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Why do I remember there already being a Texas Chainsaw Massacre prequel?

>>85095412
That was a prequel to the remake. This shit is a prequel to the original 1974 Tobe Hooper film.

>>85094103
I support the fuck I want, we're not your personal army

>chainsaw as birthday present
>spooky children music sang in the trailer
LMAO what a piece of trash, but i have a weak spot for lore and gore and whatever that police shit was :^)

>>85094030
which ones should I watch from the whole series? people say the first remake was good

>>85095521
dont cut yourself mr edge :^)

What kind of conversation even goes on around these movies? "Yeah, well it's not as bad as 3D but it's certainly no The Next Generation!" I was thinking the same thing when I saw another Amityville Horror movie being made. Who is watching this shit?

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>>85095412
yup, Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning

See Lionsgate
No thanks, I'll move on.

>>85092454
The only good thing about the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre was the final shot. That's the only reason it's remembered.

>>85095706
/thread

>>85095728
>That's the only reason it's remembered.
Yeah, absolutely nobody remembers it for the dinner scene, the reveal of Leatherface with the hammer, the meathook impalement, or everything else in the fucking movie for that matter. Consider actually watching something before you talk about it.

I might watch it just for Lili Taylor's minimal appearance as the mom.

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TCM movie this year and Halloween movie next year, new Friday the 13th WHEN!!

>>85095700
It's money laundering.

Wasnt there a one movie called leatherface like the 3rd one maybe?

There was no blood in the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre, there is blood in the fucking trailer for this one.

>>85095977
>new Friday the 13th WHEN!!

Got some bad news anon…

>The article at THR breaks down the filings and what each side is alleging, which is based around the idea of “work for hire” and where the concept for the film and character were created. Victor Miller, the original film’s scriptwriter, claims he wasn’t employed when he wrote the movie and thus is looking to terminate a grant of rights and reclaim ownership. In the 1970s, the U.S. Congress amended copyright law to allow this and Miller is looking to do exactly that.

>While the full implications aren’t explained, the website theorizes this Friday the 13th horror story: The franchise is ripped apart. In the United States, new films in the canon are made but without the “Jason” character. Outside the country, other Friday the 13th sequels come — these with “Jason” — but are banned domestically.

http://bloody-disgusting.com/movie/3441746/friday-13th-rights-battle-heats/

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What is the mindset to be in when watching TCM2? Is it supposed to be scary and funny? Or just funny?

>>85096331
It's definitely a comedy but it's got that sleazy weirdness to it that makes it a little unsettling I guess.

>>85096219
There was some blood at the very end when Leatherface's chainsaw falls on his leg and hurts his thigh.

>>85095145
>>85095054

homos

>>85095706
Why is this always so true

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>>85096605
it is a literal mark of the beast

>captcha: AMO MOLOC escluso
>I exclusively love Moloch

whoa...

>>85095842
>everything memorable about it is after the first half
Shit.

>>85096077
yep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nY7n9IKerag

>>85096926
What an awesome trailer.

>>85096802
>Leatherface reveal
>After the first half
Why don't you try to watch the movie first?
Also: that shot of the monument at the start.

>>85097225
Shit movie though. Absolute garbage.

>>85095574
The 2003 remake is one of the best horror remakes out there but that isn't saying much since most of them are shit.

>>85096538
There is blood in the movie, just not gushing out of open wounds.

>>85096767
Bruh we have picture captchas now why are you lying

>>85095574
Just watch the first one and ignore all the rest, remakes and prequels included.

>>85094103
TCM2 was shit.

>>85097445
And the whole intro sequence with the flashes of light and bones and stuff.
Shit, you're right.

>>85097644
It's unironically the best in the series.

>>85093793
Fuck wrong with her stomach

>>85097719
Which one is ironically the best?

>>85097695
It's great at establishing a weird and uneasy atmosphere right at the opening, building some tension in the hitch-hike scene, do the typical "and then there were none" for a bit and then go completely fucking bonkers in the last 20 minutes. It's a great rollercoaster of a movie.
Almost like the polar opposite of Halloween.

>>85095574
The 1974 original is a 10/10 must watch horror masterpiece. 2 is a bonkers comedy that abandons the gritty realism of the original, I highly recommend it although some people hate it since it's completely different from the original. The rest of the series is pure SHIT. Just pretend that 2 was the end of the series.
>>85097597
>>85097644
It's one of the best horror comedies of the 1980s.

>>85097719
No, it's garbage and the only way you could consider it the best, is ironically.

>>85097848
>It's one of the best horror comedies of the 1980s.
No, it isn't. It's fucking lame and unfunny.

>>85098149
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QZsxXEVcsE

>>85098666
>Creepshow
>Return of the Living Dead
>Evil Dead II
>An American Werewolf in London
>Night of the Creeps
>Re-Animator
>Gremlins
>Bad Taste
>Basket Case
>Brain Damage
>Monster Squad
>Society

Just naming movies off the top of my head, it doesn't even break into the top 10 of horror comedies from the 80s.

>>85099045
>monster squad
>horror
Goonies with universal monsters doesn't equal horror. You'd have a better time arguing The Burbs as horror and definitely the better of the two

>leatherface origin story where they're going to make him sympathetic again
gay, gay as fuck

>>85095977
Jason killing millennials would have been perfect

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Looks alright, but TCM 2 is the best sequel.

But TCM:TNG is bad movie kino. I want a commentary track just to know what the fuck they were thinking.

>>85095977
Wes Craven died so I doubt there will be another scream. It's a shame because I love the scream movies

TM is comedic at times and, according to the director, that was intended. Makes sense, I laughed at the scene where the grandpa held the hammer (TCM2 does it similiarly, but it's trying so hard to be funny that is jus fails on so many levels). It's much, much better to unite very gruesome images and emotions with very retarded scenes as it makes it all the funnier.
Having said that, besides that and the final shot... yes, there was the meathook scene and Leatherface's reveal. There was also the retard in the wheelchair who was super annoying. And the bitch who survived who did nothing but scream (the cuts to her psycho shit in act 3 is annoying) and be a bitch towards the wheelchair guy.
I don't know how much of the comedy was intended, but the girl fucking ran for 10 minutes straight away from Leatherface in the night. I am sure it was kind of intentionally laughable, but still.
Similarly, it was somewhat entertaining once she arrived at the family's house with the rest of the bunch. Took about 10 minutes. I also still wonder what happened to the black dude at the end because HE was not rescued. The rescue scene went on too long for no real reason, other than create suspense and fake hope. Gets boring.
The dialogue was super simplistic because many things were just being repeated over and over again. It is not just obvious in the cannibal's house, but with the wheelchair guy as well. "sally here, but sally that" and he keeps repeating the same shit. Maybe it was supposed to be funny, but the character as a whole always talked bout the same shit. It was damn funny when he fell, however.

In any case, the movie is ok. just ok

>>85099640
Only if they are depicted similiarly to the peace squad in Rambo 4 where they're so against violent and just victimizing the entire time that you want them to be killed.
This, however, leads to a problem where you don't want to watch the fucking movie until the killings start. Of course, that'd be easily solved, so there is that.

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please just make them stop

>>85099903
I watched all of TCM yesterday and today. TCM2 is fine because it has a different tone, but it's not funny. And it's not scary. It tries to be funny, fails. It tries to be scary, but it fails because it tries too hard to be funny.
Leatherface is funnier in 1 than he is in 2 because it's so over-the-top and shallow.

>>85099479
>A comedy featuring classic horror monsters is not a horror comedy
Sure thing, pal. What's a horror comedy then? Because if it's an attempt to being scary or disturbing, TCM2 certainly fails at that miserably, except for 1 scene.
And sure, you could add The Burbs there as well if you want, you're only making TCM2 look even worse.

>>85100406
That's the point though. It was a comedy that featured classic monsters but there was not a horror element to the movie at all

>>85100406
>I'm not your pal, buddy

>>85094030
>3 is bad meme

Literally the best one

>tcm remake was bad
Kill your self

>>85100576
3 is jus as bad as every other sequel. It features metal music and is kind of self-aware, but not really. It's just trying to be an entertaining slasher, but it doesn't even have a lot of gore or interesting kills. Or a kill count. It's fucking boring.
2 is bad, 3 is worse. 4 is kinda interesting, but it features the worst aspects of 2 and 3.
1 is fine for what it is.

>>85097822
Texas chainsaw 3D

DO UR THANG CUZ

>>85100499
What's the horror element in TCM2? Dennis Hopper running around sawing some wood and yelling shit?

>>85093793
>no vagina bones
Keh, i bet she can't even win against cock

>>85100576
It's not a meme, it's just a fucking shit movie. Even more so with the theatrical ending.

The girl's hair

>>85100813
Smh you're literally never going to get it. You're probably the same asshole that will was philisophical about how David Lynch sucks because it doesn't make sense to you and about how they haven't made a good horror movie in at least 25 years

>>85100918
Will wax

>>85100918
Fuck off, he#s right. The movie is not scary, it's not horror because it's trying TOO hard to be funny. It starts with annoying white people and continues with incredibly half-witty dialogue that never ends.
Dennis Hopper with a chainsaw running around for ten minutes before anything happens isn't any better. Or did you laugh or got scared when Leatherface did innuendo with her chainsaw D:D::

>>85100074
New Scream written and directed by the guys who made The Lego Batman Movie would be the most kino Scream since Scream 2.

Just watch 1974 and the 2003 remake.

The rest are shit.

>>85101011
Yeah your troll mask slipped with the emojis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSAL3kXt-ps&t=
literally better than heath ledger's joker.

>>85101238
Your arguments are flat, or rather non-existing. You're a retard who can't understand people's opinions or flat-out refuses them. You can't argue against anything. All you do is avoid criticizm and hope your tired insults is enough to stop them. You'll never change, and that is sad.

>>85101363
No I just called you out for being that faggot that uses emojis on fucking 4chan of all places. Take your normie toys and fuck off back to r*ddit or facebook

>>85095343
The cast is all whites

>>85101303
That music ruins it.

>>85101528
You are a literal retard, well done. you even censor reddit. Are you scared of it?
Remember: moot has no problems with the forum and said himself that he likes them more than the people moaning about redditors coming to this place :)

>>85101160
The remake is shit too. The original and 2 are the only worthwhile TCM movies.

Isnt that what TTCM: The Beginning was about?

They're starting to reboot prequels now, wow.

>>85092454
Nostalgia just means that Hollywood doesn't have to try to make anything quality.
They're banking on you being pleased just to see familiar things.
If it's a shit story, they'll just slap a recognizable franchise on top of it and make a billion dollars.

>>85095443
>That was a prequel to the remake. This shit is a prequel to the original 1974 Tobe Hooper film.

Everything about this post is ridiculous (and true), but that's where the movie industry is at now.

>>85095706

I saw "DirecTV" and dropped it.

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>>85099903

>that mask

Did they have a budget of $100?

>>85101303
Holy shit when he came out of the vault with the chainsaw literally gave me a jump.

>>85102439
Ironically, its the one movie where they had AAA actors. Before they were famous

>>85100918
But I like David Lynch, and TCM2 is still a shit movie, which fails miserably at both horror (which doesn't even attempt anyway) and comedy (which falls flat 90% of the time).

>>85094247
I laughed out loud because of how true and retarded that is, then I got sad because of how true and retarded that is
What the fuck happened to the world

>>85102918
I don't get it. What does he mean by "3-second trailer for itself"?

>>85095977

The first was a satire on slashers. The sequel was a satire on sequels. The third was a satire on trilogies. The fourth was a satire on remakes. There's nothing left for the Scream series to do. Unless they make a satire on over-saturation, but that's kind of what 3 and 4 were about, too.

>>85101303

>tfw no Chop Top spin off.

>>85096331

It's a comedy, but like another anon said, some scenes kind of make you feel uncomfortable, or weird. I'd say weird is a better word.

>>85103103
Well, it almost happened. Read the description for details.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TF6I_9ihHCQ

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>>85100074
they will just keep butchering Scream on tv. MTV's shit version of Scream is being rebooted into another shit version.

>Queen Latifah’s ‘Scream’ TV Re-Reboot Will Star Tyga

>The season revolves around Deion Elliot, a local star running back whose tragic past comes back to haunt him at the worst time, threatening his hard-earned plans for his future — and the lives of his unlikely group of friends.

>Tyga is set to play the role of Jamal, Deion’s older step-brother. Though they share blood, their worldviews couldn’t be more different. Jamal is a hustler by nature, willing to work any angle to make ends meet for those he considers family. But when Jamal’s ambitions don’t line up with Deion’s, it forces them to decide exactly how they fit into each other’s lives.

http://bloody-disgusting.com/news/3447354/mtvs-scream-reboot-gets-cast-details-premiere-date/