ITT: Shit that was on TV that you've jacked off to htt

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>>85089946

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http://www.xvideos.com/video10174500/marika_fruscio_nuda_in_diretta_tv_-_diretta_stadio

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>>85089946

I was actually raised in Lebanon, for some reason completely beyond me that exasperates and befuddles me to this day, the movie channel there used to play Bedazzled like every night. Anyways, I would always make believe im asleep, then when my mom would go to bed, id quietly tiptoe to the living room and sit in the dark and turn on the tv and watch on mute and fap to Liz Hurley. One time, my mom got up suddenly in the middle of the night to drink water, so i turned off the tv quickly and jumped up and acted as if I was sleepwalking. My mom got so scared and worried, she brought steel reinforcements for the windows and balcony (we lived on the 8th floor) because she was worried i would fall off the balcony sleepwalking. I feel bad to this day for scaring my mom, especially since shes gone now, but those nights with Liz were MAGICAL desu

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Anything with Nigella Lawson in it.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xn6XzH60oxU

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>>85089946
i've posted it before

but i'll post it again

I jerked off to wendy williams tits because my mom left it on TV one morning

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>>85089946
Every Sunday I'd save a load up for her that night.

most perfect tits ever

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Exploding tits episode of 1000 Ways to Die. Discovered a new fetish.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZxdDG1Gs6I

especially the blonde in green

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>>85089946

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOtg4NQs68k

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>>85090167

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>>85090577
reminder that they're pancakes

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A year later and Im still not tired of turnaround girl.

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>>85089946
>>85089946

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>>85089946

why is every single post here the same as the last thread

>>85090116
She says she hates wearing panties

xena the princess warior

I used to jack off when I got home from school. I'd use metacafe.and back it to the video of pan Anderson getting fucked in an alley way. My mom was always asleep in the computer room though so i had to make it quick.

>>85090538
what a smelly disgusting white trash hoor

>>85090943
because that's what happens when you post the exact same fucking thread multiple times per day

tried to find my post but it's not here from this morning....

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>>85090336

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>>85090577
>>85090725
i'm so fucking conflicted fapping to her. Steve's like our national hero and here i am fapping to his daughtter

sorry Steve ;_;

>>85090943
I've seen this happen before. Any explanation for it?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qld7WvHa5kc

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>>85089946

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>>85089979

What a great show.

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>>85089946
i was around 11 or 12 when i finally learned how to fap and was scared of going to porn sites. i constantly jacked it to the disney channel whenever i had the chance. I would do it in the middle of the day on the living room floor with my siblings upstairs and my mom in the kitchen. pic related, shot quite a few blanks to ashley tisdale. to this day, I still wonder how I never was caught.

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many, many lost to Neve Campbell back in the Scream days. Wore right through the scream 1 VHS. It blew my mind when she finally got them out for the world to see.

This thread is giving me a boner.

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>>85089946

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oW8HMfJ55FY

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>>85089946

>>85089946
Well, I'm brazilian so there's a lot of stuff. Google "banheira do gugu" and have fun.

There was some late night TV show here in the UK when I was a kid that filmed fly on the wall footage of normal couples having sex at night in order for some 'sexpert' to improve and evaluate their sex Lives.

I had my first intense orgasm to some fat couple locked around each other moaning and panting. Felt good.

>>85090538
cringe

what the fuck is this deja vu shit
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/85003774/#85003774

>>85093045
>deja vu shit
>anons posting the same thread and getting similar responses
On 4chan? On /tv/? I refuse to believe...

>>85093045
but why? trying to force memes, or something more sinister?

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Several times

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rd4LI5MP17o

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>>85093045
>>85093127
>>85093181

http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/85038932/#q85042368

any fellow uk fags can appreciate Babestation in terms of childhood wanking

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I'm not even a Bong and I've been beating to this for the past two days; I didn't know Brits could show such stuff.

I guess it has to do with something about just everyday people being so exposed and glamorized that is alluring to me?

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>>85093181
yeah... but almost every post is the same, the reactions, the images or webms, etc.
I think it's one fag trying to make mirror threads so it becomes a meme.

>>85090069
>didnt end with "anon i know what you've been up to and i can help you with that"

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>>85093714

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>>85093761

>>85090069
wtf I made this post yesterday. Why are you reposting the entire thread you autistic fuck

>>85093683
It's actually more sinister than that.

It's the jews anon, they have deviced another plot to take over /tv/.

>>85090218
when will she bring out the big balloons?

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>>85093805

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>>85093261

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>>85093860

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>>85093464
I don't blame you

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German reality tv celebrity Daniela Ka...

Wait, we've done this already, haven't we?

>>85094221
yep, two times already

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCPKIbFkLOk

This is my fetish

>>85093261
>>85093891
IMAGINE

>>85090116
yup

>>85093045
>>85093499
AHHHHHHHHHHHH I MADE THIS POST YESTERDAY

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blown countless loads over the years to this semen demon

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>>85090985

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>>85089946
This is my fetish, thanks for sharing. Too bad I'm on my no fap week.

>>85090336
Who is she

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WKRP in Cincinnati

fap fap fap

I don't know why but I used to bust a nut for Helen Hunt everyday when Mad About You was on. Fran Drescher and her drained my semen when I was a teenager.

>>85090218
lmao nigga u gay

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>>85098425
good choices

>>85091812
>to this day, I still wonder how I never was caught.
Anon
Your mom probably let you flip them out because she was to scared to say anything

>>85089946

I thought that was hillary duff and this was some tickling fetish clop from nickelodeon. My dick is disappointed now.

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This was fap kino. Also Latin Lover on Tela-Latino

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40+

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>>85089946
> be me
> australian police drama Cop Shop
> only watch it because Lynda Stoner's tits
> preview shows next week's epsiode
> she's going under cover as a model
> she has to wear a thin dress and walk into a fountain
> carefully arrange everything for that night
> idz habbening
> she walks towards the fountain with her tits preceding her like twin zeppelins, much better than in that stupid playboy shoot
> asshole friend from school calls, parents make me answer it
> he won't fuck off
> get back to teev
> it's over
> i go to school the next day and bludgeon him to death with a desk

>>85089946
HBO late night

> when a paperclip in the cable box opened up a whole new world

Fuck I miss those days

>>85089946
God bless Howard for giving me a tickling fetish

You guys are creeping me out, this is post for post almost exactly the same thread as the one I saw this morning.

>>85093464
Holy fucking shit
I just realized that everything about the way my gf dresses, does her hair and makeup is meant to look like Tina Fey
Thank you for posting this pic anon, I'm not sure what to make of this

>Swear I've seen this thread for the past few days
>All my posts are fucking gone
>Turns out it's a thread that keeps being remade with many of the same posts including text
Alright what kind of fuckery is going on here

>>85090218

Am I the only one who thinks she looks like Voldemort?

>>85098808
slash her face

>>85099591
>Voldemort with giant brown tits
I'm into it

>>85094755
Why do her boobs look so weird