Someone should really make a capeshit-esque movie about Jesus. Just don't try to be too serious and it would be 100% guaranteed kino.
>Jesus in a fistfight with a possessed guy
>Chase scene where Jesus is chased by a horde of demon-possessed pigs
>Jesus fighting like 50 jews when he found out they were lending money in the temple or something. Think Matrix Reloaded where Neo fights an army of Smiths
>Final epic fight with the Devil taking place inside Jesus' mind
>Finally he gets subdued by the combined forces of the roman military and rabbi sorcerers