Why didn't Frodo just throw the ring into the ocean or some

>>85070575
If I were him I'd give it to Gollum then walk the fuck home

Yeah, Middle Earth didn't have deep sea diving nor did they have the knowledge of how to trawl the seabed of an ocean

>>85070575
Because the ring wanted to be found. It would have washed up on some beach in France like at the end of Jumaji

>>85070575
>be a little hobbit faggot
>be given a ring with massive power
>act all humble and shit
>unironically treasure friendship with Sam's faggot ass
>know that you could easily cast the ring into the ocean
>choose not to do that and be gay on a big adventure with Sam

Why didn't they just make 10,000 identical rings and put them all in one of those claw machines at the arcade that no one can ever win?

>not returning the ring to master Sauron

>>85070599
It makes sense actually.
Dude knows Mordor and orcs like his 5 fingers. He's been caught before and now is careful as fuck. No way Sauron ever find him.

>>85070575
Why embed it in molten steel and bake it into a sword? Nobody can wear a ring that's embedded in steel. Especially if they don't know it's in there.

Why didn't they just use the ring on a pick axe because its harder than diamond. You could probably really abuse physics with it.

>>85070575
Is the ring the most useless object of power in all fantasy?
Sauron was winning without it and only lost because of it

>>85070575
Why fucking make rings in the first place? If you absolutely have to dump all your evil power into gold objects, but them in your gold fillings.

>>85071246
This. It will come out eventually. Smeagol found it at the bottom of a river if I remember correctly.

>>85070575
Why didn't Gandalf just ask one of the eagles to swallow the ring for him?

>>85071246
encase it in a large iron block. there is no way it will float to shore or come back until they develop the technology.

Because Sauron would just keep making armies and being semi-alive until the ring was destroyed.

Is eating the ring considered wearing it?
If the ring truely wants to be found, will it give you explosive poop to get out of your body?

>>85071443
Poetry

He should have hid it under his foreskin desu

>>85071538
So why didn't HE throw it in the ocean

>>85071622
the same reason most great men eventually fall: he got greedy

>>85071650
wouldn't being greedy mean he would want to throw it in the ocean ensuring he wont die?

>>85070575
Does Gandalf not know that gold dissolves in nitric + hydrochloric acid? He probably has that shit. Then dump it in a stream. Fuck you, Sauron.

>>85071522
>>85071622
why didn't he just like, not make the ring?

>>85071622
Arrogance. He thought himself invincible and superior to everyone that he didn't think of that. Just like the exhaust port on the Death Star.

>>85071683
Its got a magic spell on it to make it not change.

>>85071666
the ring makes him more powerful. instead of hedging his bets, he decided to hold on to it and try to be a bamf

Why didn't he just give it back to Rhinemaidens?

>>85071443
He made it in a time when the races of dwarves and elves had peaked in middle earth and men we ascending. He broke them all using this ring that bound their rulers to him. It had to be that powerful and capable of destroying him.

arguably he should have made it an object harder to separate from himself, but it probably had to be a ring as the other control devices were. And don't forget it is full of evil and malice. It senses weakness in its master and it jumps ship, like when he lost a sword fight to a mortal...fml

Then he ascends again, but is aware that there is an object out there that if destroyed will kill him. Of course you look for it

Why not smelt it into the middle of some unobtanium and have Frodo mind meld with an Avatar so he can learn the ways of their people and not be a little manlet faggot?

>>85070575
Uh he had to take it to get destroyed, there was this whole ticking clock element, because Sauron was back and poised to steamroll all of middle earth with his armies regardless

Why didn't they just give Legolas a 1,000 kg crossbow and he could have used his aiming hack to shoot it into the volcano from kilometres away

Why didn't they just make a rocket from the gunpower tech they had and like bring the ring into LMEO

why didnt they just call the avengers?

>>85071917
They didn't have the technology to make a rocket with enough delta-v.

>>85071963
Gandalf could have just done some chant or cast a spell on it.

Why didn't dwarves just dig a tunnel under Mordor straight into the Mount Doom lava river?

>enforce tax on Mordor
>problem solved

How did Sauron even forge the ring in a volcano>

>>85071456
The rings were designed to enslave the minds of their wearers. naturally the master ring needed a lot of power to work. it was considered a worthwhile sacrifice.

It's like you kids have never read the books!

what if Sauron just wanted friends?

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>>85071307
>picturing this as a documentary in the style of A fistful Of Quarters

>>85071443
the ring not being destroyed in the first place is why he survived though anon. he put a piece of his very soul into it, that ring was his will, as long as it survived, so too, would sauron. it's like claiming voldemort was dumb for having horcruxes

>>85072092
Then he shouldn't have joined up with Melkor, my dude.

>>85072152
>implying he wasn't the only one that showed him friendship

Why not throw the ring into that deep ass pit the Balrog came out of? The Balrog wouldn't have wanted to leave and it's too deep for any of Saurons minions to go into.

Why didn't eru illuvatar simply delete melkor from existence?

>>85071371
so your argument as to why gollum could never be caught again by sauron is that gollum was once caught by sauron. absolute genius

>>85070575
Because the sea is literally also a god and some maiar fuck around there too. So there is the danger one of the lesser Angels will be tempted and flood the entire world with their new powerup and insanity. Like Gandalf and Galadriel, all higher beings will be tempted by the ring, and the longer they are exposed to it their resistance will crumble eventually.

But why did Sauron even follow Morgoth in the first place, didn't he know that this motherfucker was the Satan of this world? Was it his sense of perfection, which Sauron thought couln't be accomplised with the other Valar?

>>85070575
If the ring was destroyed in molten rock, it could probably be destroyed in molten metal, just get out a forge and melt that shit.

>>85071702
>he hasn't watched Rogue One

>>85071246
>Because the ring wanted to be found.
So what? What's it going to do, will the ocean currents to push it to land? It's not all-powerful, the only thing we know it can "consciously" do is shrink and expand.

>>85070575
>impossible to find
No such thing when you can do magic.

>>85071702
>being this oblivious about the exhaust port
wew lad

>>85071522
I had the same thought, except they still take it to Mount Doom to destroy it.

Just encase the Ring in something that will keep it out of sight, out of mind. Frodo wouldn't be able to wear it, nobody would be tempted to steal it or claim it, etc... The Ring would have been effectively neutralized until it could be destroyed.

>>85073905
it can just use that to swim like a scallop to shore and then inchworm its way straight to your moms house

>>85072724
>>85073935
>watching nu-wars

Because Sauron still would have won even without the ring, it just would have taken him longer. He had limitless orcs available to him. Destroying the ring was the only way to defeat him and without doing so the destruction of middle earth was only a matter of time.

>>85073995
Sauron didn't need the ring to win, having it would just irrevocably seal the deal. The free men were literally making their last stand as sam was dragging frodo up the mountain. They needed that ring to be destroyed.

>>85071246
did the ring want to be destroyed? Why did it let 2 homo-hobbits throw it into a volcano?

>>85074317
Frodo wasn't wearing the ring when he pushed Gollum in lava, you speedwatcher.

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>>85071307
Fucking kek

>>85070575
Why didnt he shove it up his ass

>>85072279
>Why didn't god delete hitler from existence

>>85071561
/thread

>"all powerful" ring
>all it does is make you invisible while getting skullfucked by a burning eye and be seen by ancient wyvern riding undead

Wow what an amazing item, we should all war ourselves to death over it guys.

>>85074658
Because then Sam would have turned invisible every night.

>>85070575
It's part suspension of disbelief.
The truth of the matter is we have no idea how the rings actually work. Just vague ideas of the consequences. The ring was essentially Saurons Horcrux, except it was pretty much indestructible. And to bonus it had power over the other rings, corrupting influence, and jacks saurons power level up.
To sauron, the safest place for the ring was with him always.

>>85072372
Under rated post rohirem

>>85071323
Unironically this. Live out the rest of your days in a comfy as villa on the shores of lake Núrnen with female orc qts and meat on the menu err day.

>>85071846
How is he supposed to lift that, einstein

>>85071307
10/10

Why didn't Legolas fly on an eagle and shoot the ring into space?

This topic comes up a lot.

I am a firm believer that they could've flown the eagles to Mordor to destroy the ring.

I don't wanna repeat arguments, but this covers everything.
http://www.sean-crist.com/personal/pages/eagles/index.html

The most damning evidence, and I agree with the author of that site on this weighing is

"Since Gandalf had just related his rescue from Orthanc just prior to the discussion of the various possible plans, the eagles would have been in the thought of everybody at the Council of Elrond, and it is very likely that somebody would have brought the possibility up. But they do not, and I think there are two possible explanations: 1) the possibility never occurred to Tolkien, or 2) Tolkien realized he had a problem and opted not to draw attention to it. In either case, the matter should be counted as a hole in the plot. "

Why didn't he just lock the ring in a box and throw the key into Mt Doom

>>85074060
Which is why I said that it would eventually be destroyed.

In the meantime, it'd be encased in a material that'd make it impossible to wear (even by accident) and it wouldn't be able to tempt others to take it.

Sink the ring into some molten silver/gold/iron, etc...
Let the block cool until it's solid and can be handled
Carry the block to Mt. Doom
Drop the block into the fiery chasm
Defeat Sauron

Same mission with an added safeguard that'd protect the Fellowship from squabbling over the ownership of the Ring.

Why didn't Fordo and Sammy-boy shove the ring into a Chinese finger trap and stick one end in each others asshole.

>>85071963
So why did they have fireworks in fellowship then you pleb? Have you even watched the films? I highly doubt it based on this idiotic uneducated post

>>85070575
why didn't they just blow Mordor up and gas all orcs after kick Sauron ass the first time?

why didn't they throw it into a different volcano? it would be impossible to retrieve and even if the volcano erupted it would be encased in rock.

>>85077412
Why didn't they both just go hide in a cave and fucc eachothers boipucci's for the rest of their lives while also giving succ jobs and tugg jobs.

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Why didn't they FedEx the ring to Tulkas in Valinor, on the proviso he come over to Middle Earth and suplex Sauron a few times?

Why didn't Sam, the largest of the hobbits, simply eat the others?

>>85075517

Kek

>>85070575
In the books this is brought up in Rivendell as a possible solution but it is decided that it's too risky, given that there are creatures that dwell in the ocean who would be drawn to it and the ring would likely find it's way back to Sauron as well.

In the films they don't bother with these parts.

>>85079039
While I have a book person here, can you explain something?

What the fuck was the point of Tom Bombadil?

>>85079100
It has been a long time since I clawed my way through them.

I think he was meant to represent those who have no desire for power and are completely content. Sort of the simple agrarian life Tolkien had a hard on for, but again, ages since I read them and there's a lot more drinking and singing in the books than the films.

>>85070575
Does Frodo pay taxes?

>>85079100
He is an ancient deity. It's implied he has been around since the beginning and is one of the strongest beings in middle earth, but he doesn't give a shit about anything but his forest and animals. He couldn't be bothered to help in any of the conpflicts of man, he just wants to chill. The ring didn't have any effect on him, he neither desired it nor got any type of power from it, yet he could see Frodo when he put it on, probably due to his god-like status.

Just some random allegory Tolkein wanted to add to his world.

>>85071246
>crazy jungle hunter going after you and your ring
kek

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>>85070575

>>85071307
gg

Why didn't he hide the ring in his ass for extra precaution?

>>85071307
just break open the machine and then try each ring on

>>85072372
kek

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>>85081156
And get banned from the bowling alley? No thanks

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Why didn't they utilize this chopper to fly to Mt. Doom?

>>85070575
Because Sauron was winning.

>>85070575
Gondor should have just taxed the hell out of the trade routes to Mordor, starving the armies of Sauron. Job done.

>>85071307
the one ring can change its circumference

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what was he reaching for?

>>85072372
You can't get aids twice, bro.

>>85081918
I hated this scene, it really took me out of the film.
No idea what Peter Jackson was thinking 2bh

>>85081918
FREE HELICOPTER RIDES YOU SAY?

>>85082160
he was doing the "stop my invincible son" pose

>>85082160
The audience.

Why didn't Galadriel just riverdance to mt doom with the ring?

>>85082160
isildur's cock

why didn't Superman just throw the ring into space?

>>85070575
You guys are all fucking morons

They didn't destroy the ring because they didn't want Sauron to get it

They did it because that was the only way they would stop Sauron

As someone already said, Sauron was already winning without the ring. Of course he was also looking for it because:

1- He too was probably addicted to the ring

2- It was all powerful into his hands, and Sauron is an ambicious fuck

Even thou, if the ring was lost but not destroyed, Sauron would just buttrape middle earth with his vast superior armies and industrious capability.

>>85083111
if they wanted to destroy the ring so bad why didnt they just throw it in a volcano or something?

>>85070604
Magic?

>>85083111
>It was all powerful into his hands
>lost it too some guy on the floor with a broken sword

>>85070575
Because with or without Ring, Sauron would steamroll the entire Middle Earth, the only way to stop him was to destroy the Ring.
Why can't plebs understand this simple concept?

>>85083341
if he could do it without the ring why didn't he do it before they could sneak the ring to mordor?

>>85083263
1/1000000 chance of that happening and it was God himself that made Isildur the power to disarm Sauron

>>85083205
pretty sure that's what they did you dumbfuck

>>85083383
I don't watch these gay films anyway

>>85083362
because he was massing his armies and waiting for the right moment to attack?
he had no idea that anyone will come to destroy the Ring

>>85083383
then what are people even complaining about?

they destroyed the ring, job done, what more do you want

>>85083362
he was in the process of doing it when the ring was destroyed.

>>85083111
checked

Why didn't the eagles fly Frodo to mordor?

Don't tell me they don't give a shit, they literally fly Gandalf and Bilbo in The Hobbit, for fucking bullshit. Sure the fate of middle earth would be a good enough reason to fly him.

Answer this, Lotrfags. I fucking dare you.

Why didn't Gandalf just do a flip?

I would have very much enjoyed see a nice flip.

How does hobbit economy works when they spend all day eating and smoking pot?

>>85070575
Didn´t you watch the movies? they NEEDED to destroy the ring because they needed to kill Sauron for good.

Even if Sauron never got the ring, he was still winning.

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Why didn't Gandalf just magic the ring into a flea, put that flea inside a box, then put that box inside another box, mail it to Gimli, then have Gimli smash it with his axe?

What did the ghosts do during the time until Aragorn came to them?

>>85070575
Because the ring needed to be destroyed

>>85083923
>Frodo jumps on an eagle with the ring
>they get near Mordor, many spies have many eyes, the eagles aren't hard to see.
>dispatch the flying beasts to try and knock Frodo off
>In the off-chance Frodo doesn't get knocked off and the eagle makes it to the entrance of Mount Doom, Sauron would have been made well aware he was there and surely would mass some troops there
>Frodo puts on the ring to get past them? Doubt it, he could have the ringwraiths there to see him and kill him.
>Frodo STILL manages to get past all this and is about to throw it in. Remember when he had the chance and didn't do it in the film because the ring wouldn't let him? Same shit would happen, only this time he has an army right next to him to kill him and take it.

So no, flying into Mordor wasn't an option. It had to be snuck in. Maybe the eagle could have flown them in closer, but it still probably would have been seen more easily than two hobbits on the ground.

>>85070575
What did Frodo do with it in the end? Did he travel all the way to Mordor just because it had lava and that was the only thing that could destroy it?

>>85084813
Have you literally never seen the fucking movies??

How is it that Gandalf searched for decades what the ring bilbo found is when it's obvious as fuck.
Sure there aren't lots of rings that attract you and make you greedy for the ring. It's obvious as shit it was evil, and from there it was easy to know it was the one ring isildur got when kicking Sauron's ass.

>>85084805
He could just use a sling to shoot the ring into the lava without going off the bird. Aren't hobbit particularly talented with slings or is it just tolkien's universe doesn't make any sense? Mmm... Hard to tell.

>>85082160
The ATM.

>>85085002
I dunno man why didn't Tolkein just not write the books at all so there was never a ring to destroy in the first place??

Why didn't the elves take the ring to their heaven boat place

>>85084805
Couldn't they just fly the whole brotherhood so aragorn, gimli and the others can protect frodo until he tosses the ring into the fire?
Like they're a dozen eagles with warriors and shit to fight in case there are guards?

Because otherwise, I don't see why the mountain of doom wouldn't be strictly guarded already when Sam and Frodo arrives. I mean, it's the only way to kill Sauron, sure he wouldn't take any risk and put a small garnison there to stop anybody trying.

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>>85083923
Holy fuck, how retarded do you have to be to keep honestly asking this.

Did you miss the part where the Ring was shown to corrupt all living creatures in its reach multiple times, hobbits being the only species to somewhat resist its immediate pull?

>>85081918
was this in two towers or return

>>85085360
Wait a minute, it's so irresistible Gandalf took 50 years to find what's the ring, knowing all the story about how isildur couldn't resist. Gandalf isn't the sharpest mage in the shed, is he?

Why didn't Elrond just, like, football tackle Isildur into the volcano?

Like why the fuck would he let Satan live just because some brainwashed dumbass didn't finish things?

Elrond has to be way stronger than any human, he could have easily went all Calvin Johnson on Isildur and that would've been the end of it.

Why didn't sarouman lock Gandalf instead of putting him on a landing sight for giant birds that are gandalf's friends?

>>85085443
>Why didn't Elrond just, like, football tackle Isildur into the volcano?
This. If keeping the ring was such a danger, sur somebody like Elrond wouldn't mind taking one for the team and sacrificing himself to save the world.

It is honestly pretty amazing how flawless the movie adaptation was.

>>85085443
>way stronger than any human

Humans are stronger than elves.

Why would aragorn act like a faggot in the inn when he meets frodo? Why didn't gandalf tell aragorn is somebody to be trusted? Why the fuck would gandalf let frodo go on his own with just 3 hobbit faggots to protect him? Is he fucking retarded or something?

If I was in the book, they should of just given me the ring.

It wouldn't of affected me because of my intellect and Will.

>>85075044
Because gods only exist in fairy tales.

How couldn't the nasgul smell the ring in that forest when it was litterally a few feets away from him? Isn't the ring supposed to attract sauron's pawn so they get it to him? "Make his way to sauron one way or another" like people like to tell when you tell them a 200lbs lead block at the depth of the ocean is a better idea.

>>85085688
Nazgul are there for comic relief

Can't frodo just put the ring and go to mordor unnoticed because of invisibility?

>>85085615
Why didn't he just get Legolas to wallrun around the rim of the volcano and rapid-fire 15 arrows into Isildur with pinpoint accuracy and then Elrond could just like kick the body into the lava and say he fell in?

How is it that somehow a woman can kill the nazgul when the prophecy implies "man" as in "homo sapiens" (as opposed to elfs, or dwarves) and not man as in gender?
To me it just seems like a cheap storytelling trick.

>>85082319
There are different mutations of the same virus that give ADS dumbass
You can get multiple types, some more agressive than others

What happens if you put the ring on your dick? Does it adjust to the size like for fingers?

>>85085293
Sauron had no idea the ring had been snuck in and he had what he assumed to be the entirety of the human's army at his front door, so he sent all his forces there.

As for the giant armada flying in, it's possible, but he would have seen it from miles away and been able to muster a defense force to stop them. Maybe they get through, probably not.

I doubt he knew their plan was to destroy the ring, as it had failed to be destroyed before. The mountain was surrounded by the armies of Mordor, it took sone serious sneak to get past that to begin with.

>>85085818
gollum developed a mutated ccr5 receptor. he's not getting reinfected. brush up on your tolkein

>>85085799
If you look closely you can see that he was killed by a sword, not a person.

Is frodo homosexual? At any time they speak about Frodo's love life, he's just always with his feminine friends Pippin and Merry, who are obvious homosexuals.

>>85070575
Why didn't Sam and other hobbits insert it in their rectum and keep it here like Bruce Willis dad and his mate did with the watch in pulp fiction ?

>>85085799
The knife Merry (or was it Pippin?) stabbed him with, in the book, was a magic sword specifically crafted for slaying wights. They don't get these swords from Elrond, in the book. In the book they get them from an old cairn, of some dead king or whoever, and his people had had a thing for slaying wraiths.

How is it that aragorn can breed with elves? Is there a description of how the intercourse happens? Can he breed with dwarves too? If so, why isn't middle earth populated with mulatos?

>>85085943
How did he know it was specifically designated for wraith?

>>85085929
Good question. I think Tolkien's whole legacy has been destroyed there. Literally the bottom of the fantasy barrel.

Serious consistency related question here.

How is it that gollum doesn't age in a few months/years when he lost the ring, like it happens to bilbo when he gave the ring to frodo?

Iirc something like 40 years is happening between the hobbit and lotr and yet gollum didn't become old as shit like bilbo.

>>85082065
And my dick can change the circumference of your asshole.

>>85085883
Monkeys do not even exist in fucking middle earth
It's impossible for aids to exist to begin with

>>85086197

Bilbo would have eventually become just like gollum. Gollum was tied to the ring and lived as the ring existed. He had the rings for hundreds of years and it corrupted him in magical ways

>>85086444
>Bilbo would have eventually become just like gollum.
You mean extra nimble and resistant like Gollum, the complete opposite of the dying man Bilbo is when leaving to the elf country? Who would have known.
So Gollum went through an "old dying man" phase before being fit again?

>>85086197

probably because gollum had it for literally centuries

also in the books bilbo doesn't age as rapidly as he does in the movies. he only really starts to age when the ring is destroyed.

actually, in the movies frodo leaves the shire almost instantly after getting the ring from bilbo. and when we see bilbo again soon he's looks like he's ready to die. but in the books it takes almost 20 years before he leaves and when we see him again he's doing ok.

What's Tom Bombadil's problem exactly? What a fucking asshole.

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>>85077327
>I am a firm believer that they could've flown the eagles to Mordor to destroy the ring.
Then you're a retard. Sauron's humongous fucking eye would have seen them coming from miles away, and he would just dispatch his aerial nazgul squadron to get the ring back.

Fucking casuals.

Why couldn't they pull the "Bilbo follows the lights of elf in that forest and get lost" scene in the hobbit? It was one of the best scene of the book.

They could do stoner wizzard bullshit but not this? I'd slap Jackson right in the face for not putting this scene in the movie.

What's the deal with the palantir? Couldn't they give it to some retard that would bother sauron? Like the most retarded clueless fuck they can find they put it in his hands so he can piss sauron off with his inane bullshit?
I mean, you can make sauron sick or attack a physical form of him, he's just some sort of spirit, so it would be a good weapon to make him lose his focus.

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>>85085916

>>85070575
Why didn't big bad just forge platemail with the rings properties?

>>85086920
You can't put a chainmail on your dick like the ring.

Why didn't he just share the load with Sam?

>>85086033
He didn't. As I remember, he was just trying to distract the Witch King from killing Eowyn.

>>85071522
>encase it in a large iron block
how exactly? I doubt they have welding equipment

>>85087031
He's one lucky hobbit. A hobbit with an excellent homosexuality on top of that.

>>85087076
You smelt it inside the block. They can smelt metal to make sword, sure they can make a big block of elf metal that repulses evil forces like that one sword frodo has or like merry has for hurting the wraith.

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>>85084931
Ofc I did, I just knew he had some hang ups about the ring and got into a bad crowd at the end, don't know if Froddo backed out in the end due to peer pressure. Interesting coming of age tell nonetheless

>>85081918
Because Boromir hated helicopters and the Fellowship couldn't leave him walking down a mountain

>>85070575
>throw ring in the ocean
>Sauron will never die now

good job fucking pleb

>>85075964
Duh, ballistae!

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>>85085367
It was in the deleted scenes of FOTR, Hackson decided not to include it because it would "break" the ingenious juxtaposition that would have been part of the movie. The dwarves had mining drills and explosives they used to make the caverns. What, you believe they made all those tunnels by swinging picks and dicks? Please..
>pic shows undying lands and the hobbits with their kids there

>>85070575
like on your dick?

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But destroying the ring destroyed Sauron, right? or was that just the movie?

>>85083416
ahh yes the old biding my time until the good guys are ready trick
*twists evil moustache*

>>85088050

It robbed him of his power, and reduced him to a shadow of his former self. A shattered ghost.

>>85085743
You're a special kind of stupid aren't you?

>>85085759
/thread

>>85085943
You mean the Barrow Downs, aye?

They could have just put the ring in a box, and then put that box in another box and then mailed it to themselves and when it arrived they could SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER.

>>85086627
>when we see him again he's doing ok.

Old and tired, but doing pretty pretty ok. He keeps on sleeping right?

>>85086913
Place the Palantir on my desk so he can watch me program and masturbate at the same time

>>85088396
Or to save on postage, they could have just poisoned the ring.

>>85088477
Sauron would probably end up destroying the one ring himself.

>>85087147
Wasteful.

>>85088519
>get the palantir
>use the ring to fap to interracial amputee midget scat porn
>sauron immediately leaves the middle earth and never comes back

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>>85088743
>tfw you turn visible and invisible every quarter of a second

>>85071522
Because whoever would be tasked to throw it in the ocean would probably go "well it's in a huge lead box, no way it can corrupt me or anyone else for that matter" and do something retarded, like putting the box in his throneroom on display.

>>85073995
if you hid it inside a stone or a candle or something people would still be drawn to it without knowing why

>>85089401
And even if they found someone strong willed enough, you now literally thrown away your only chance of defeating Sauron.
While Frodo was prancing around Mt. Doom humanity was pretty much throwing everything they have into distracting Sauron. Even if they somehow managed to raze Mordor down to the ground, Sauron would just come back once again.

>>85085843
Yes, but even the one ring couldn't get small enough to fit on your dicklet.

>>85075964
Why couldn't the eagles hold it up for him but let him control the direction it pointed?

>>85070575
> why make movie
> why write book
> why even
> poo in loo

>>85071443
Just like the dragons in game of thrones

Why didn't they have a big battle at the end with Sauron himself, where they exchange quips and insert jokes in between serious fighting sequences, then have them all standing together in the streets of Manhattan, where all the survivors will clap and tip them.

>>85086299
And unicorns or really deep sea fish don't exist either just because nobody has seen them or written a scientific book about them?

Please.

>>85085617
In the books Gandalf sends a letter that the innkeeper forgets to give to frodo,explaining who Strider(aragorn) is etc.
It's been a while since I've seen the films though so Idk what happens in them.

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>>85091127
kek