>Character walks into a bar and sits down at the bar

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>character walks into a bar and sits down at the bar
>doesn't get carded

>"can you???"

>"...may I have a beer...."

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>>85046405
>sits down next to side character that just so happens to be in the bar
>"I'll have what he's having, and one each for the lads in the back"

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>character walks into the bar in 2011
>PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT stars playing

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>character walks into bar he always goes to
>all of his friends are in their booth no matter what

>Character walks into a bar and sits down at the bar
>'hey, turn that TV up, I know those guys.'

>>85046615
>"what's the magic word?"

>character drinks 5 beers and 3 double whiskeys
>takes the 30 minute drive home himself

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>>85046405
>Maverick walks up to a bar
>needs a beer to put these flames out
>only has to yell "yo!"
>bartender brings him a Budweiser

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>vietnam era war movie
>it aint me starts playing

>Character almost gets hit by a car
>"Hey, I'm trying to walk across the street here!"

>character walks into a bar
>character says to the bartender "is that your car they're towing outside?"
>bartender runs outside
>character leans over the bar, wraps lips around the tap and pulls the handle

oh wait. that was me. somebody write me into a movie.

>>85046405
Is that a Jew with Down's syndrome?

>>85047967
Chuckled.

>>85046405
>Disney makes a movie about one of the most famous children novels ever written A Wrinkle in Time
>recasts a ginger character to a biracial girl for no apparent reason
>go on youtube
>notice a bunch of thirteen year olds who probably never read the book writing things like "who the f cares if Meg is white, I am so seeing this"
>mfw you are a racist if you object to racial or ethnic changes to a text.

>>85047838
Fortunate son?