ITT: Shit that was on TV that you've jacked off to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdfWwVk5y7E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qld7WvHa5kc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZxdDG1Gs6I
especially the blonde in green
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOtg4NQs68k
Literally the perfect woman
God she still gets my dick hard.
The commerical they showed late on Comedy Central
http://www.xvideos.com/video10174500/marika_fruscio_nuda_in_diretta_tv_-_diretta_stadio
/thread
I was actually raised in Lebanon, for some reason completely beyond me that exasperates and befuddles me to this day, the movie channel there used to play Bedazzled like every night. Anyways, I would always make believe im asleep, then when my mom would go to bed, id quietly tiptoe to the living room and sit in the dark and turn on the tv and watch on mute and fap to Liz Hurley. One time, my mom got up suddenly in the middle of the night to drink water, so i turned off the tv quickly and jumped up and acted as if I was sleepwalking. My mom got so scared and worried, she brought steel reinforcements for the windows and balcony (we lived on the 8th floor) because she was worried i would fall off the balcony sleepwalking. I feel bad to this day for scaring my mom, especially since shes gone now, but those nights with Liz were MAGICAL desu
https://youtu.be/tDxDYIQL6Nc
>>85038966
What a great show.
i was around 11 or 12 when i finally learned how to fap and was scared of going to porn sites. i constantly jacked it to the disney channel whenever i had the chance. I would do it in the middle of the day on the living room floor with my siblings upstairs and my mom in the kitchen. pic related, shot quite a few blanks to ashley tisdale. to this day, I still wonder how I never was caught.
Anything with Nigella Lawson in it.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xn6XzH60oxU
>>85039261
reminder that they're pancakes
A year later and Im still not tired of turnaround girl.
>tfw never see this rack in HD much less nude
"just shoot me" indeed hahahano seriously
>>85039827
best we got
many, many lost to Neve Campbell back in the Scream days. Wore right through the scream 1 VHS. It blew my mind when she finally got them out for the world to see.
This thread is giving me a boner.
>>85039958
damn
I spent an entire summer in 7th grade jerking furiously to Regan in The Exorcist. I would close my eyes and rewind certain scenes over and over to hear her guttural moans and screams and just beat myself off like a little bastard. Thinking back on it, that was kind of strange.
>>85038932
holy fucking shit dude
Do any Canada bros remember a late night show called Italian bikini carwash or something.
Two guts would bring in their cars and have to answer trivia questions and the more questions they got right the skimpier the carwash got. Where can I watch that now?
>>85039021
I find that hard to believe when you're willing to jerk off to what amounts to 2 minutes of a black man singing.
>>85039261
>>85039683
i'm so fucking conflicted fapping to her. Steve's like our national hero and here i am fapping to his daughtter
sorry Steve ;_;
>no mention of watching gross, sweaty people on Real Sex
Was I the only one who reduced my bebis to powder over that?
Robin Meade
>>85038932
i've posted it before
but i'll post it again
I jerked off to wendy williams tits because my mom left it on TV one morning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oW8HMfJ55FY
>>85038932
Well, I'm brazilian so there's a lot of stuff. Google "banheira do gugu" and have fun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nc6pGeathSo&t=0m33s
There was some late night TV show here in the UK when I was a kid that filmed fly on the wall footage of normal couples having sex at night in order for some 'sexpert' to improve and evaluate their sex Lives.
I had my first intense orgasm to some fat couple locked around each other moaning and panting. Felt good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJ0s8i2sDiw
We need more scenes like this in america
mtv undressed
what the fuck is this deja vu shit
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/85003774/#85003774
>>85040068
I already had one cause I'm watching Striptease right now and holy shit Demi Moore is hot in this. Perfect tits too
>>85039360
What a time to be 10 that was.
>>85038932
who is shw
>>85040982
nossa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXTwVaj7GeA
any fellow uk fags can appreciate Babestation in terms of childhood wanking
>>85042368
some endless 8 shit
>>85039209
her nips slipped btw
I'm not even a Bong and I've been beating to this for the past two days; I didn't know Brits could show such stuff.
I guess it has to do with something about just everyday people being so exposed and glamorized that is alluring to me?
>dem 10/10 MILF titties
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qG2vTXffu7A
>>85039464
>didnt end with "anon i know what you've been up to and i can help you with that"
Sexcetera
>>85039464
wtf I made this post yesterday. Why are you reposting the entire thread you autistic fuck
>>85038932
This is my fetish, thanks for sharing. Too bad I'm on my no fap week.
>>85044313
wew lad this show
>>85044113
The only jerkable stuff on this is when the girls comment about a guys penis. It's showing some form of lust.
That bunny ranch show on hbo? I think. Lost a lot of seeds to that one.
>>85044473
nah I'm all about the pussi, ass, and tits. I just watch episodes online muted so i dont have to hear that grating english accent.
WKRP in Cincinnati
fap fap fap
https://youtu.be/Coqao7d-pfY?t=6m57s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erdzwfL8XwI
>>85038932
Morticia Addams in that black and white 70s show
I don't know why but I used to bust a nut for Helen Hunt everyday when Mad About You was on. Fran Drescher and her drained my semen when I was a teenager.
>>85040681
lmao nigga u gay
Was like 13 or 14 and had no internet. This was on cable one night. Movies awful but Jennifer Love Hewitt wears a lot of low cut tops. Idk at one point she's wearing some tube top thing and I got one of the hardest erections of my life. I wasn't even expecting it. My sister was asleep on the sofa so I had to put a blanket over myself and beat it mercilessly. I still jerk of to it occasionally, for old times sake.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dvt-sH2nssE
>>85039630
Fucking this
>>85038932
>jacking off to howard sterns voice and his disgusting kike face
>>85039581
>to this day, I still wonder how I never was caught.
Anon
Your mom probably let you flip them out because she was to scared to say anything
>>85038932
> howard stern
> boner lost
>>85038932
I thought that was hillary duff and this was some tickling fetish clop from nickelodeon. My dick is disappointed now.
>>85043811
I was caught by my brother, wanking to babestation in the living room when I was young. I would sometimes risk it during the day by putting babestation on, on mute, when my parents were in the other room and switching channels as soon as they came in. No idea where I got those balls from. I suppose the need to masturbate was much stronger as a pubescent boy.
This was fap kino. Also Latin Lover on Tela-Latino
>>85038932
> be me
> australian police drama Cop Shop
> only watch it because Lynda Stoner's tits
> preview shows next week's epsiode
> she's going under cover as a model
> she has to wear a thin dress and walk into a fountain
> carefully arrange everything for that night
> idz habbening
> she walks towards the fountain with her tits preceding her like twin zeppelins, much better than in that stupid playboy shoot
> asshole friend from school calls, parents make me answer it
> he won't fuck off
> get back to teev
> it's over
> i go to school the next day and bludgeon him to death with a desk
>>85038932
Every Sunday I'd save a load up for her that night.
>>85038932
most of everything that comes out on mexi-channels
>>85038932
HBO late night
> when a paperclip in the cable box opened up a whole new world
Fuck I miss those days
the real world, i only watched a couple seasons of it, i think it was san diego and philadelphia, they both had a girl with huge tits
>>85038932
God bless Howard for giving me a tickling fetish
>>85045100
>Not for Pegs
Shit taste, man.
>>85045100
>>85038966
the good old days. cable was basically porn with hotter chicks.
>>85038932
I guess a lot of 90s music videos would count...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwhwGmoYv1s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qLY0vbrT8Q
>>85038932
its risky jerking off to howard stern, because you never know when they will cut to his face or gary's face
>>85046340
It was living on the edge back then. Todays kids know nothing.
>>85038966
Dropped many loads to this show as well as all the pornstars and hot girls that were on Howard Stern's E! show
>>85042496
I wanted to bury my face in that snatch real bad
You guys are creeping me out, this is post for post almost exactly the same thread as the one I saw this morning.
>>85039630
She says she hates wearing panties
why is every single post here the same as the last thread
>>85046721
source?
>>85046829
your life is going in circles. You are stuck in a loop.
>>85046829
It's groundhog day
>>85046829
it happens every once in a while
Teletext porn.
>>85046829
I've seen this happen before. Any explanation for it?
>>85046829
There's a lot of bots that roam this board and post the same scripted messages over and over.
>>85044879
Hah, my mom just got tired of me taking so long so she started jacking me off when I was around 12.We slept in the same bed until I moved out
>>85039491
>aired in the East Coast, never made it to the West Coast...
based as fuck
>>85047308
wew
>>85047291
this
Its not like any sane person would actually come here personally and post when same results can be achieved with simple scripts.
xena the princess warior
>>85047444
thanks for not posting a picture or webm
2 seconds of nipple in Almost Famous
>>85047478
Fuck off underaged faggot
>>85040681
when will she be nude? s m h
>>85044536
my nigga
>>85040681
when will she bring out the big balloons?
>>85045056
Outback stripper
I used to jack off when I got home from school. I'd use metacafe.and back it to the video of pan Anderson getting fucked in an alley way. My mom was always asleep in the computer room though so i had to make it quick.
>>85046721
Oh fuck that's good.
>>85047444
>princess warior
>>85048451
you jacked off with your mom in the room?
>>85046829
>>85047273
I swear I've seen some of the same exact threads before, and when I went to look them up in the archive to confirm, I couldn't find anything else.
>>85038932
International Sexy Ladies Show on G4
>>85046705
https://www.youpak.com/watch?v=bXTwVaj7GeA
2525
>>85049289
>>85044586
Never fapped to it but it is one of my just all round fav shows.
>>85049537
I preferred Pratt
>>85040951
>those bedroom eyes
>>85038932
Didn't this exact thread happen yesterday?
>>85050975
So what is it?
>>85042770
Literally why isn't baywatch on any streaming service
>>85046829
>catched
>>85038932
The i like the way you move by outkast music video
>>85039316
Glad i'm not the only one
>>85040681
patrician taste
>>85039146
what a smelly disgusting white trash hoor
>>85039146
>>85039683
you're a pancake made of dickcheese
tried to find my post but it's not here from this morning....
>>85054610
what was it?
Latin Lover TV series
It was on late night during the weekends in Ontario.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDP0T02iE7E
>>85054368
"she's a WHORE! i refuse to jack off to WHORES!"
>>85054610
this isn't the same thread lol, someone posted all the same replies again
>>85054461
I fapped to her when she was fat.
T H I C C
most perfect tits ever
This scene and also a commercial for the Genie bra
>>85055521
jesus she is built for tittyfucking
>>85055810
m o m m y
>>85056152
>>85055521
FFUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>85056432
lets see if this animated shit works.
>>85056432
>ywn be that guy
>>85056754
alright done
mods ban me if you want but please fap to those tits, it will be disrespectful otherwise
>>85039958
Dear god
>>85056152
>>85055521
>>85056152
she is great
>>85057267
>>85057466
Cool
A Baby Story
>>85039896
g e n t l e m e n
>>85040346
Steve is not our national hero, he's an international embarassment.
Don't believe the Winter Is Here /got/ shit, it seems it is Summer in /tv/ already.
There was this Australian woman that would go on talk shows who wrote books about being a witch.
>>85038932
This married with children episode.
>>85038966
Holy fuck, is there somewhere I can find episodes of this? This was my go-to before I had internet access, can't find this shit anywhere
Exploding tits episode of 1000 Ways to Die. Discovered a new fetish.
>>85044685
Fucking yuck. Like a 72 year old grandmothers feet.
>>85059873
they look great
>>85059873
Are you implying you wouldn't want Elaine to shove her feet in your mouth?
>>85040681
lolwtf
This contestant on Dog Eat Dog. I don't remember her name at all, but she had some really nice tits. She even had to do a physical challenge in a bikini. I was home alone and we had DVR so I enjoyed that episode quite a bit.
there was some episode of SNL where maya rudolph looked so good, i can't remember exactly what it was, i think she might've been portraying a young boy in one of the sketches lol, but she looked really cute, it would've been circa the year 2000
>>85039958
That's kelly brook
>>85045383
This show drove me insane because as a kid, I thought Peg was hot as hell -- it didn't make any sense to me that Al didn't ever want to have sex with her.
>>85060975
I know. I don't know why people don't recognize her.
>>85047272
Is/was that a thing?
I mean, I guess it must have been, because I remember bad ANSI porn from the BBS days.
>>85057466
gah dayum
>>85040131
I paused it once while she was flying in the air and jerked off to her panties.
>>85056874
they are perfection
House
>>85038932
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3KOowB4k_k
>ctrl + f
>gilmore
>0 results
Fuck you, faggots.
>>85062494
what is that
>>85062544
Yvette(Colleen Camp) from the movie Clue.
>>85062544
Catches the jiggle better.
>>85062657
>>85062657
neat
>>85061307
Yeah. I did that, too.
Who else?
I never jerked off to anything on television, because everybody was already using the internet when I learned how to jerk off.
>>85064049
underage b7 gtfo
>>85060735
This show was the shit. Also watched Extreme Dodgeball.
>>85064393
But I'm 23
>>85061086
well, once you have the initial sex and realize she drains your life force and your wallet every day; it's not hard to see why Al is Al
>>85064627
can't rent a car, can't post on my /tv/
>>85063621
Only if she never talks.
>>85041073
>>85041073
sexual healing?
>>85055521
>>85039279
Too right anon.
Saw this earlier in the year and had to knock one out straight after.
Something about Terri Garr, in this film, diamonds all the way.
>>85039630
That woman made me chaffe the fuck out of my dick so bad
>>85066956
Holy shit the scrambled porn. Spent hours flipping the channel back and forth because it would scramble for a second and you could make some good shit out.
>>85040010
i beat off to this photo in the 90s
>>85048451
These were the fucking days man.
I had a school that started earlier but got out at 2:30. Mom didn't get home until 5:00. That's a lot of time to muh dik in 56k.
>delete history
>j-just playing Starcraft mom
>>85039733
>>85039896
plain, talentless whore.
>>85068340
a whore only needs one talent
>>85066956
Used to jack off to this. It made the tv make a high pitched whirring noise so I know my dad knew what I was up to. At the same time I was feverously beating off to tape two of Titanic. I'd edge myself on the titty scene then fast forward to that shitty sex scene in the car before I blew the load. I was also jacking to Howard stern, girls gone wild infomercial, and anything with a pair of tits.
I'm surprised I don't see this mentioned more often.
I would turn it the Spanish channel and they would always be playing something slutty at like 12.
i can't find a good screenshot but when jenna jameson was actually on howard stern in the 90s i fapped to it so hard staying up past my bedtime
>>85068626
The TV equivalent of going to your friends house and seeing bikini pin-ups on his walls. Shit's not boner-inducing it's just weird.
>>85039464
>I feel bad to this day for scaring my mom, especially since shes gone now
tfw you would rather make your mom die of fear than get caught wanking
rip in peace anons mom
>>85038932
One of the first things I ever jacked it didn't even totally realize what I was doing until I dumped a load on the floor:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTSrV_0vG-4
>Holly Willoughby on Saturday mornings
>>85039683
reminder that you're a flaming homosexual
>>85069404
>the episode where her boob slipped out
>>85069690
The fuck?
>>85039076
the lazy eyed in blue always got me hard
>>85038932
I discovered my fetish from this
waking up in the middle of the night to sneak downstairs to the one TV with cable to check if E! had a runway fashion show on and doing the slow beat-off until a model with a see-through shirt or tit hanging out came out and cumming gallons and sneaking back to my bedroom.
>that month we got all the movie channels for free
>all that softcore porn that started coming on at 8pm
>had a box and TV in my room
Pic related, my dick after that month
>>85044987
You just gave me flashbacks. I would seek out this show to fap.
Other fap kinos
>Rock of Love
>Flavor of Love
>Tila Tequila
>Basically any of those reality dating shows
>Totally Spies
>>85039464
>I was actually raised in Lebanon
Oh shit what are the odds of finding another Lebanese person here
>>85051657
that hitlerjugend boys jumping on the trampolines really got me going man
>>85069690
this is great
>>85038932
>Figure Skating
>Spanish TV variety show/comedy sketch show
>Three's Company (alot)
>Elvira
>Married With Children
>Voyager
>Shark Tank
>Catherine Herridge
>Penn and Teller's shows
>>85055521
who is this semen demon
>>85063621
Alla time
>>85038932
back when I could still get an erection by just looking at boobs I used to fap to the eastbound and down scene where the girl flashes her tits
>>85039261
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jA-SHZV1yKs
>>85062657
>when she gets strangled to death
>>85061836
God, this. So many boners were had thanks to Lisa Edelstein.
>>85039683
damn she T H I C C
Great thread
>>85065080
https://youtu.be/1DJ8B1ek_L0?t=1m15s
Or talked like this
>>85045100
mein neger
>>85056661
Name
>>85072728
Shes a canadian actress who was in stargate Atlantis. Her role in that show was laughable due to her GIGANTIC tits lol. She played some female USAF cunt and she wore a tight undershirt tucked in the whole time. No surprise she hasnt done much in a while lol
>>85057267
Was this from a piss take of her stargate ep?
Vatiare bandera full frontal nudity in pilot ep of stargate SG1. I remember watching it with my mum and being like 'WTF' equal parts excited and equal parts angry and sexually frusrtaed at that whore actress trigerring my dick and me not being able to fuck her.
Its funny how people think the MRA woman hating phenomena is a new thing.
>>85039896
That drop
>>85072814
>Atlantis
Universe you dolt!
>>85073206
nudity in SG1?
>>85059285
Episode in question
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ac9_1396834309
>>85071514
That's not her
German reality tv celebrity Daniela Katzenberger. She was my waifu from my late teens to early 20s.
>>85038932
Not a bad thread, but it would have been a better thread if it would have been titled
>"Things on tv that Only You used to jerk off to."
>>85044372
Budd don't
this will hurt someone
>>85039896
Olivia NomNomNomm
>>85075226
>zum Luder masturbieren
Fucking faggot.
>>85068541
Are you me? We should jack off together sometime.
>>85075952
Leave my waifu Katzi-chan in peace.
>>85038932
This guy doesn't deserve 600 million dollars.
>>85046829
holy shit i thought it was the same thread, there's a post i did in the other one, what the fuck is going on?
>>85076165
This happens quite a bit here but I've just really started noticing it.
Some of the pickle Rick threads we're literally carbon copies of the first 50 or so posts from one thread for weeks
>>85076082
Thots deserve to be patrolled, my man.
>>85076238
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/85003774/
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/85038932/
>>85061086
Al says he knows his wife is sexy as fuck but is so repulsed at the thought of having a third child so much it ruins sex for him
>people are generally surprised that their super secret underground club that only the most enlightened of the population uses has been hijacked by a japanese businessman and is now being used as an advertising platform and popular threads are often copied to retain the interest of its user base because its organic thread creation is fucking abysmal due to the complete lack of creativity and intelligence of the retards who would be stupid enough to even consider spending time here
>>85059285
This, but the one where the girl chokes on a cucumber
>>85076451
what the hell. Are you telling me turbo autists are posting the exact same posts again and again?
>mfw 4chan really is just one guy posting
>>85059285
This sounds like extreme body horror. Is it NSFL or can I safely watch it without fear of eternal trauma
https://www.instagram.com/p/BS-SPjwhj0e/?taken-by=juliana_morgan_&hl=en the turnabout girl is yet another person ruined by feminism
How the fuck has this not been posted yet?
>>85078172
where is that from?
>>85078172
i did pop a boner
Late night on TLC in the early 2000s they used to show weird British documentaries about pregnant women, or shows about sex which would occasionally show nudity. For a time we also got some Portuguese channel on the local stations that had some show with a girl in weird tribal dress with her tits out
This gets my dick leaking. Before you know it, I'm on the couch with my shorts to my ankles stroking my cock.
>>85044594
>now
Not entirely correct
>>85051657
Leni Riefenstahl was a bae
>>85042496
>>85046651
>>85081065
Do you think that kid got to suffocate in her legendary bush?
>>85069690
this is a very specific sexual fetish i have just developed.
>>85081065
holy shit, she's all over the kid. How did she not go to jail?
>>85082808
It was the 80s. Peace, love, and pedophilia.
>>85083167
I completely forgot I watched this show as a kid
>>85061086
Al see's peggy as the one that ruined his life. He peaked early then got tied up with kids.
Al ricochets between resenting his family and a morbid acceptance.
>>85081065
How old were they?
>>85053140
A white hole...
>>85071004
>Three's Company (alot)
Muh nigger. I want to give joyce dewit all my seed.
>>85077140
Its the hirobot. Makes /tv/ look busier than it is.
Song sucks but you know
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xuwua2_benny-benassi-satisfaction-uncensored_music
>>85075767
shut up faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZcSCT34H84
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_fCqg92qks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHrhCYlLAMs
OP here, I'm not a bot, just an autist
I AM HUMAN AND I NEED TO BE LOVED
>>85084102
Fuck yeah. This video always reminds me of the old digitally imported forums.
>tfw you were almost singlehandedly responsible for the current events/politics board shut down for btfoing the israeli admin one too many times
Red Shoe Diaries
>>85084367
who was your favorite?
>>85084692
All about Pheebz
>>85084367
>>85084692
3>4>2>1
>>85039783
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gCk9yBBOUo
>>85044313
>undressed
I remember this. It was basically porn acting/plot without the actual porn.
There was also this
>>85068626
The Man Show with Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Corolla was some serious comfy tv
and then Joe Rogan and Doug whatever ruined it
>>85044473
i can only jerk off to the bbc episodes and the thought of what's clearly going to happen after the show tbqh
I miss the era where they could get away with these things.
>>85068990my friend would just come over and watch ideepthroat vids since i was the only person with highspeed internet
>>85076628
Nice pasta
>>85085569
did you see his pebis?
>>85054368
Kinda the point...
>>85061836
>>85071465
>>85085892
>>85085892
that is most definitely not her stripper, only the close ups
>>85060735
pretty sure this is the clip you're talkign about
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbKymIjQTlw
>>85085892
Reminder that Lisa Edelstein was a fucktoy in the disco club scene of the 80's
>>85085569
She was a bj artist
>>85085433
>beats white women
>jamal
pure pottery
>>85085892
it doesnt even have tits
>>85084367
hnnnng.
Alyssa Milano wiping ice all over her hot and bother body still gives me a hard on.