>Mark Hamill dosen't seem to really like The Force Awakens

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>ruining your franchise in the name of virtue signaling

Yeah. I'm happy with this, all of the people who are running laps trying to provide a justification as to why they like STER WERZ will just keep making fools of themselves.

Please no time travel please no time travel please no time travel

The one thing that would ruin the star wars canon for me and I have a sinking feeling it's what 8 will be about

>>85034205
Don't worry, Disney is saving time travel for AVUNGERZ

>>85034205
>Please no time travel please no time travel please no time travel

It's worse.

in 20 years' time, when people say "star wars" they'll be referring only to the original trilogy once again
all the rest is noise

>>85034205
Time Travel makes stories better because they add in complicate physics in the lore.

Are you that babyfeed on Marvelcuck movies you can't keep up?

>>85034345
What do you think it is?

>>85034000
>Rey merchandise is not selling
Kylo merchandise is selling very well so there is nothing to worry about.

>>85034353
It's just a tired cliche that makes it's way into every space franchise.

leave it to a woman to ruin things

>>85034205
>implying rey won't go back in time to kill both vader and the emperor in the end and then become luke's new mother

>>85034000
>The Last Jedi is confirmed to have plot revelations which will divide the fanbase in a way never before seen

Like what?

>>85034453
We don't know. But based on multiple sources including Hammil himself, Ryan is taking the series into a radical direction

>>85034453
REY IS THE REAL CHOSEN ONE YOU SHITLORD

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>>85034000
>ending the story for the only newest interesting character within one movie
>shitting out more Rey and Kylo, Luke and Han
I liked Rogue One but have minimal interest in the next 3 Star Wars films.

>>85034144
REMOVE SNEK

>A FUCKING SLOTH
>A FUCKING TREE
>FORCE PENGUINS

>>85034000
Anyone else noticed that Kathleen Kennedy didn't show up at D23? There was the whole cast and director, Bob Iger, Alan Horn, but not her. She loves to strut her ass at public events and act like she invented Star Wars.

>>85034513
Good. Rian Johnson is great and the last SW was shit.

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>>85034000

starwars was never that good

people really like the 1st and 3rd movie, idiots took it to far like sonic the hedghog

even sonic the hedghog took starwars to far

Its a cluster fuck of autism and normies wanting some sub-culture they can cling too

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>>85034608
>shitting out more Rey and Kylo, Luke and Han
Don't forget Finn

>>85034453
I honestly think it won't be that decisive. I think they're only saying that to trick people into thinking the new movie will be something orginal.

I try to pretend that this new trilogy doesn't exist.

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>>85034453
>The Force comes from a (sentient?) tree
>the tree created (or was found by) a human brother and sister
>the sister became the light side and the first Jedi
>the brother got mad and killed her, became the first dark side
>the brother has been alive since, transferring his soul into new bodies, this is Snoke
>Rey is the reincarnation of the sister, she is an embodiment of the Force itself

>>85034513
we do know
it was a part of the leak that was posted here along with the force penguins
it might have to do with anakin coming back as a giant force sloth that fights rey
or the force tree and the force bros, one representing the light side (girl) and the dark side (boy)
or maybe its the jedi force clones

summerfags werent here for the leaks? it wasnt that long ago, it was very detailed and thats why people are flipping out about the force penguins

>>85034882
please don't joke about this kind of thing
nobody wants to know where the force came from god dammit

>>85034882
this sounds like some nudisney level bullshit

someone screencap his post

>>85034882
That doesn't sound like Johnson's writing at all.

>>85034898
I remember the leaks, but none of them really stuck in my memory because star wars leaks are a dime a dozen.

Do you have a link?

>>85034776
THICC

>>85034453
see▶ >>85034898

>>85034796

People were saying it from reading the leaks, way before. All the talk about how surprising and different the story is and pinning it all on Rian seems like preemptive damage control to me.

>>85034971

It's not. It's Kathleen Kennedy's

>>85034776
THICC

>>85034144
What kind of dog is that?

>>85034976
i dont have a link
most leaks on this site are true and its easy to spot fake ones
leaks are basically the only reason i still come to this shithole site regularly
i hate most of you faggots kek

>>85034882

Does this kinda remind anyone else of Naruto?

>>85034385
coalburning

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>>85035092
>Most leaks on this site are true
Are you a fucking retard

>>85034882
The tree infects people with midichlorians?

>>85035171
>its easy to spot the fake ones
no but you clearly are

>>85035092
How could most leaks be true if only one of the multiple SW leaks Actually come true

>>85035177
Based Star Wars 77's

>>85035104
>not coalburning-powered time travel

>>85035211
idk what leaks youve been reading but everything that ive read posted in leaks on this site about the last jedi has later come out to be true

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>>85034898
got you senpai

>Both Luke and Leia are dead before episode 9

>>85034353
Time travel is never good.

>>85035286
>Rei is reincarnated Vader
>Snoke is Vader
>Snoke is Plagueis
>4th death star
>Knights of Ren are the cast of Rogue One
The list goes on mang

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>>85034000
>Rey merchandise is not selling

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>>85034000
>JUST?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXREsCUyPMM

JUST, indeed.

>>85035365
>need a new job
can confirm this is the leak i was talking about

I want to ____ Kathleen Kennedy

cant be any worse than the extended universe with the vuzong gong or whatever the fuck they were called

>you know what our childrens film series with talking teddy bears needs? genocide!

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>>85034976
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/83562252

>>85035451
this is all speculation from the force awakens
just a bunch of autists jerking themselves off before the force awakened came out
if you couldnt see that then youre dumb

>>85035076
Looks like a hognose snake. Pretty decent pets from what I hear.

>>85035536
All of these are from people claiming to know what happens in the movie, and they are all just as retarded as Sloth Anakin

>>85035496
Congratulate for pissing off all these manchildren who still watch kids movies

>>85035439

Terminator

>>85035564
>All of these are from people claiming to know what happens in the movie
all those predictions were made by really really excited autists prior to the release of tfa
>they are all just as retarded as Sloth Anakin
yea i supposed but the thing is sloth anakin is real

>>85034353
Time travel is only brought into Sci Fi when they feel like they've got nowhere to go and want to retcon something. Unless it's the main focus of the show like Quantum Leap or whatever.

>>85034608
This.
IRebel really should be what modern Star Wars should be focusing on, not pandering and a shitty Mary Sue character.

>>85035643
I can't wait to see the look on your face when your mouth is being raped by alternating blows of ejaculation and force penguins whenever this turd comes out on the big screen.

Star Wars needs a healthy dose of feminism and diversity.

The movie starts with the TFA ending,Rey tells Luke that he needs to train her and rise the Grey Jedi order he tells her that fist sex and then training...etc. She is Anakin so he has sex with his father... And his ghost becomes a sloth which rapes the Porgs and everyone...

White slavers at Disney are at it again.

>>85035098
Basically it is.

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>>85034882
They already did the brother sister thing perfectly in the Ghosts of Mortis arc of TCW. With Anakin proving that he is the Chosen One.

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*blocks your billion dollar franchise*

There is going to be a scene were Thanos shows up and attacks Snoke with Optimus Primes and The Porgs combine to form the Super Sayan BFG Cute Porg! They kill Snoke and Rey and Kylo start banging on the top of The Millenium Falcon.
P.S. Maz and Chewi are doin the same in the Falcon and Han's ghost says "oh crap". We see Poe and Finn in the X-Wing too....

>>85035737
>all this raging butthurt
dude dont get so upset that your favorite children fantasy franchise is going down the shitter
"need a new job" leaks are legit and youre upset about it?
grow up

>>85035968
>>85035764
Real???

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>>85035968
>>85036005

The juxtaposition here is great.

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>>85036040

>>85035764
>>85035968
>being this much of a butthurt star wars autist
christ dude get over it
its just star wars

>>85036005
>Need a New Job leaks are legit
>>85035764
>>85035968
???

>>85035104
>white woman with a black man
>worse

that's good, not worse.

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>>85034608
Rogue One should've been the start of the Dark Forces cinematic series. Instead they dropped one of the main protagonists and changed the name of the other from Jan Ors to Jyn Erso. NuWars is petty shit that tries to sell itself as new and original while they pick the corpse of the old EU and try to convince us it's 'New and Improved'.

Jan is also cuter and a better soldier / espionage agent

>>85036069
>>85036099
just wait until the last jedi comes out and im going to laugh in your faggot faces
anakin force sloth will have his time in the sun :^)

>>85036158
Kill yourself, degenerate.

>>85036158
Racist scum! White and black won't be together!
Sloths! Together! Strong!

>>85034453
A FUCKING TREE

>>85035098
yup, common sibling light v dark trope. Kishimoto did it, nu-Disney will do it

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Gee, I wonder who could be behind this post?

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>>85034000
>Rey merchandise is not selling
Whaaaaat !?

>>85034453
Rey fucking niggers confirmed

I tried to make something new and original for Star Wars and everyone is angry! Why? Did you want Empire Strikes Back 2.0? It's a great story!
A fresh and new take on Star Wars!

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>>85034144
I'm juuust impressed by the expression on this snake in the gif !!!

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>>85034453

The force comes from a tree

Rey is the light side woman of the force, Snoke the dark side evil white man of the force

Anakin is a sloth creature

>>85036179
I think the anakin force sloth bits are going to be pretty good.

I'm just worried the penguin things will be done in the way that they did the wolf puppies making cute faces in The Jungle Book.Just stupid shots of the things making cute faces to get spliced into gifs or to make children melt. I just want to forget that I'm watching a movie.

>>85036277
http://web.archive.org/web/20170716200644/http://ew.com/movies/2017/07/13/star-wars-monopoly-rey/

This is the only thing I can find.
But it wouldn't surprise me if she wasn't selling at all.

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>>85034608
Why the hell not !? Those last parts suppose to conclude whole saga that originally mapped out as 9 stories telling one big space opera.

The Last Jedi is fresh and new. Kennedy was producer...
Don't put the blame on me song plays ...

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>>85034000
JUST

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>>85036367
>Rian Johnson trademarking his own name
thanks for this anon

>>85036414
>The force comes from a tree

We Avatar now?

>>85036590
No

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>>85035464
>that second review

>>85034144
>virtue signaling

I think you're confusing an attempted business tactic to cultivate a new potential audience to buy the merchandise with genuine ideology. People who think anyone on the Disney board, or working at Lucasfilm, or whatever, actually give a secondary fuck about sociopolitics are delusional and/or misguided. Disney knows two things:

1) The future of media is the internet, and the majority of internet media sites that provide coverage of Disney films are very, VERY into diversity; so making sure to cast all women and minorities as the heroes in Star Wars is a guaranteed way of attaining positive press coverage and media buzz that requires zero effort or, you know, actually making a good movie.

2) Disney also knows girls can be just as slavish a group as boys and manchildren when it comes to buying cheap plastic toys with brand names on them, as evidenced by all the Disney princess shit. So they see an opportunity to take that already extant market and get them to buy Star Wars stuff too. Tapping into the market of 8-year old white girls who buy princess dolls requires having princesses as your lead - hence why both the Disney Star Wars flicks so far have had pale, brunette, slim women with British accents. They might be "tuff gurrlz", but they fit the Disney Princess motif. They know boys will buy all the shit with Star Wars labelled on it anyway, so there's no need to try and "win them over".

>>85036582
It's not fun. Watch The™Last™Jedi™!™

And they said midiclorians and Jar Jar Binks are bad

This is worse

>>85035497
>genocide!
So killing 99.9% of all the Alderaanians in one attack isn't genocide?

Star wars isn't doing very well in Asian markets either, they have no nostalgia.

I expect a LOT more china pandering. Rogue one already proved they are trying to push it by throwing loads of random chink actors in.

>>85036458
>scenes in movies inserted merely to produce perfect clips for gifs and webms

i seriously think this is a real phenomena in hollywood right now
they just add random shit into movies just for this very reason

anakin force sloth fighting rey should be interesting to watch at least

>>85036705
>™
KEK kino post my man youre very berry funny

>>85036754
These are Bayformers fags. I'm going to reboot Transformers too.

>all these people falling for the marketing

The TFA behind the scenes trailer went out of its way to subtly roast the prequels by talking about the real sets and sense of heart in order to try and win over the fans turned off by said films. The TLJ behind the scenes trailer went out of its way to subtly roast TFA by talking about making the series fresh again to try and win over the fans turned off by TFA.

It's all a marketing gimmick. TLJ is guaranteed to be standard Star Wars faire

>>85036573
To be fair that Funko Pop stuff is garbage.

>>85036840
You know what I mean John™.

>>85036735
nice made up figure rebel revisionist cuck

>>85034882
This is some Cain and Abel type shit

Do you think Lucas will watch TLJ and cry himself to sleep over what he's done?

I like how these morons are trying to hype up the audience with gimmicks like "there is a big reveal", "attention, you're gonna get surprised" , "it isn't like anything else" and blablabla. They did the same thing for TFA and Rogue One, it was BS to get you interested. This movie will be as dumb as the first one, but they will go further into desecrating the originals. Mark Hamill hates it for a reason. This time there will be Yoda, and who knows a CGI version of old Obi-wan? They will spout nonsense and make Mary Sue the center of everything

>>85036922
Stop LARPing faggot. Everyone saw Tarkin give the go ahead to destroy Alderaan.

>>85036838
No,you won't your house will explode with the shitty Last Knight ripoff! Boom!!!!

>>85034000
>Mark Hamill dosen't seem to really like The Force Awakens OR The Last Jedi

He said he disagreed with the character decisions they were making but then he said it took him a while to understand where they were coming from.

Everything else is about right probably, but yall need to be more careful.

this threads just proves how autistic and retarded star wars fans are
>>85035968
>>85036367
>>85036563
>>85036648
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>>85036995

>>85036995
You are full of shit™.

>>85036987
No! It's fresh™ and new™! Never before seen™!

>>85037102
wtf I hate ironic larpers now.

>>85037143
you should
its not even comedy
very stupid and unfunny form of shitposting

>>85034453
REYLO CONFIRMED

FINN BTFO

>>85037189
They made me laugh. Continue boyz!

>>85036685
Good post. Thanks anon.

>>85034144
This Is the first time I've looked at a snake and thought cute, well done anon. Well done

>>85037227
Yes! Reylo for life!

>>85037189
I kek'd

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>>85034453
Like Hello

>>85037540
It's me!

>>85034776
Rey be a jedi tonigh!
Do it for Yoda and all the others puppets!