I WANT MY BIOSHOCK MOVIE AND DON'T POST A CURE FOR

>>85021923
>dude libertarians are dumb lmao

>>85022006
they are

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> The City of Lost Children

>>85021923

Who will take the following cast?

Andrew Ryan?
Frank Fontaine?
Jack Ryan?
Dr. Tenenbaum?
Suchong?
Sofia Lamb?
Alexander Gil?
Eleanor Lamb?
Subject Delta?

Etc.?

Bioshock is a movie, sure as fuck was barely a game.

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>>85022258
Joel de la Fuente as Suchong

>>85022006
It was actually Atlas that used Marxist class warfare and sabotage that led to the fall of rapture.

>>85023667
The intrinsic weakness of a libertarian system allowed it to be easily compromised by such a low-life pathogen as Fontaine. Libertarianism is fun for individuals, but a well organized, suffering group is always going to stomp your shit in.

>>85022258
Daniel Day Lewis as Andrew Ryan
Tobey Mcguire as Frank Fontaine

>>85024444
>DDL spends 6 months in some abandoned subaquatic research station playing an-cap with his imaginary friends for the role.
DO IT

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>>85022258

>>85025836

have him do the voice of atlas, that would actually turn out pretty good for the switch up at the end.

also would be a fun poke at the whole black is bad buy thing if when you switch to fontaine it is played by someone else, Tom hardy or some such.

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>>85021923
>we get a Bioshock movie
>it's a Bioshock Infinite movie

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>>85022258
>Frank Fontaine?

I know this sounds crazy, but just picture it.

>>85023667
Atlas is literally the most jewish character I ever saw, if you let /v/ and /po/ create a game villain together it will be identical to him

>>85021923
Give me one reason Peter Thiel couldn't build an underwater utopia. I'll wait.

>>85026943
>"It was not impossible to build Rapture at the bottom of the sea. It was impossible to build it anywhere else."

>>85022006
>>85023667
>>85024180
I love how this game plot is better than many books and movies.

>>85027020
>It was impossible to build it anywhere else."

Why not just build it in on an island?

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>>85021923
If only

>>85027130
because it would be impossible

>>85026912
Even though he's a whop disguising as an irishman, making him as american as apple pie or dying in school shootings.

>>85021923
/v/eddit

>>85026742
Infinite feels more like a Hollywood movie than the other games

>alcoholic detective with a dark past
>Disney princess in a tower guarded by a dragon
>Generic anti-nationalist/anti-religious commentary
>Quirky British sidekicks
>Two separate "I am your father" twists combined with a Shymalan "I was you from the future all along" twist
>fancy set pieces but minimal plot/character development

>>85026912
But he's Italian cosplaying as an Irishman. He's basically your average attendee at the St Patrick's Day parade in any city except Boston.

>>85027130
gubmint

Verbinsky would have done it, he was willing and a fan, which is so damn rare.
Every time there's a videogame movie you hear a parade of the people involved running a race of who has given the least fuck about the game, from "I did not know it until I googled it" to "I have not been playing videogames since I was 7"

Guess who killed it, your god, Snyder.

http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2013-03-12-ken-levine-personally-killed-off-the-bioshock-film-heres-why

>8 weeks from shooting
>Watchmen is an expensive R rated movie that does not achieve the desired numbers
>Studio get nervous about spending between 100-200 $ millions on another R rated movie.

Wait a minute... that card

>>85023667
Rapture was a time bomb, if it wasn't Atlas that set it off it would be someone else 5 minutes later.
>Gather exclusively the world's best, brightest, and richest all under one roof.
>Someone's still gotta form the underclass and scrub the toilets.
>Wonder why the richfags who were promised unlimited wealth and power in Rapture are staging an uprising when your city turned them into slaves

>>85027322
The ending to Bioshock Infinite made no sense. It would be literally impossible to kill all comstocks in all possible universes, because the act of attempting to do this would automatically create a parallel universe in which it didn't work, thus ensuring the existence of at least 1 comstock in the multiverse.

>>85030430
Also, why would Booker and Elizabeth in one universe care about the Comstocks in all the other universes?

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>>85023667
everyone was fucked up
Atlas just saw it and tried to make it give profit for him
When you abandon morals society collapses

>>85028328
Ken Levine also gets personally offended at people who make lewds of Elizabeth because she's his daughterfu (who he wants to fuck incestuously)

>>85022044
>T smelly bootlicker who survives off welfare

>>85021923
verbinski is a fucking retard, that movie was completely doable with the 80 mil budget.

A cure for wellness was such a bad movie