watch american television >"wow, this Subway™ sandwich

Name 45 shows where this happens

>>85018963
https://www.grumpycats.com/shop

Really galvanizes the old geode.

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>watch European show
>it dosnt exists

>>85018991
30 Rock, but ironically/self-satirically
so 30 for the name, and +50% for the irony
Boom Roasted!

They had an entire episode of Riverdale where Betty and Veronica were doing their makeup sponsored by Revlon

>>85018963
>watch britbong show
>4 episodes every 3 years

>>85019093
riverdale needs more condom ad placement

>watch American show
>get shot

>>85018963
American TV is
40% food and drinks ads
40% medication marketed commercially
19% propaganda and political dogma
0.999999% cute animals
0.000001% actual content

>>85019003
>>85019361
Kek. Get fucked eurotrash.

>>85019629
Hershey's has butyric acid cultivated by letting milk go bad, the same acids that give puke its acidic smell and taste.

Americans are literally being conditioned to eat and LIKE eating fucking VOMIT from childhood. You people are disgusting.

>>85018991
the first two was some police show in Hawaii, Hawaii 50?
the next was Burn Notice
and seriously i'm so sick of hearing about two jews making icecream

>>85019759
ever had Chinese made Hershey? it's so much better

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>>85018991
Only need one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQYwFND7rHE

>>85019759
And brit toilets release poo particles into the air when you flush them which stick to toothbrushes. Brits have such bad teeth because they literally bush their teeth with shit.

>>85019842
Good thing I don't live in the UK either, then. You people are so fucking retarded, man.

Every time you smell shit it means that there's poo in the air. I've been to America, you have strange toilets. The smell's no better.

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>>85019841
I want to die, or commit a mass shooting after seeing that.

>>85019841
Wow, major downside to these things is if that your mascot at the time turns out to be a god damn pedophile, there's no way to take it off the air.

>>85019841
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjB6r-HDDI0

"Bing it" is so Jarring, it totally catches me off guard every time

>>85018963
>"why don't you just bing™ it on your windows™ phone?

This is the best one.

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>>85019841
This is literally just an ad