>all this time and /tv/ still hasn't figured out how

propose a suicide pact with everyone, anyone who thinks they're not better off dead is obviously The Thing

Just fly the eagles to Mordor and drop it in Mount Doom

>>84995742
The thing would speak last, presumably waiting for another to object. If not, then what order do you kill people in? The last man must NOT be the thing. ITs the same problem, only in a different situation.

why isn't Asuka my gf yet?

>>84995870
because you're 3dpd

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>>84995902
I didn't ask for this

>>84995942
do you like to pretend anon?

>>84996011
pretend what?

>>84995681
You're writing a script aren't you, or a book and you're looking for a way to defeat the thing. I've discovered a way of course. But to tell you without any compensation would be quite silly of me.

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>>84996111
No, that's okay. I recommend you keep it to yourself. If you reveal it before you find an interested buyer, it's useless, isn't it?

Rei > Asuka

>>84996379
Ritsuko >>> everyone

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>>84996379

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>>84996379
So true

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>>84996445

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>>84996111
>>84996213
>If I reveal the secret here then the trick is worthless!

>>84995681
just do what Gohan did to Cell

or maybe what Netero did to Meruem

They defeated it in the movie by blowing it up. Neither Mac nor Childs were the thing.

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>>84995942
>>84995942
>I didn't ask for this
What a shame.

>>84996213
It's an easy fix, this problem of the thing. We could do a believable sequel easy enough. Problem's hollywood quota filler they require everyone engage in. Hollywood's for the birds anon.

>>84996445

Anon, someone has mutilated your genital.

>>84995681
nanobots