Thoughts on Mary Poppins (2018)? I think it's a god-tier

>she's still a cis white woman
Despite all the progress, we have a long way to go

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>>84987262
desu

>>84987262
>emily blunt will NEVER step on your balls
just die in my sleep already
( ._.) ( ;_;)

>>84987262

Another example of how Hollywood is creatively bankrupt.

This will flop

>White women

legit mad right now.
brb gonna go bitch on Twitter

>>84987262
>movie remakes no one asked for: part 1491

>>84987262
>god-tier cast

How can a movie that no one wanted nor needed have a "god-tier" cast?

>>84987262
Kill yourself. Blunt is fucking horrible, you are all dumbass hypocrites.

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>>84987262
>it's not eva
D R O P P E D

>>84987617
It's a direct sequel.

Anyway I imagine the extras will be littered with minorities for diversity's sake, a gay/lesbian embrace or two hidden somewhere and some Poppins made into some cunt/feminist. Disney died with Walt.

>>84987634
>>84987648
kek

>>84987648
ugly :(

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>>84987876
no u

>>84987904
spoiler this shit

>>84987297
ironic shitposting is still shitposting

Please fucking kill yourself. You'd be doing the world a favor.

>>84987648
>>84987904
Eva Green is to sexual for Mary Poppins

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>she will never squeeze your dick with those gloves

>>84987262
>british folklore
no tanks

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>>84988043

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>>84987904
>she will never finger your anus with her middle fingers

>>84987262

I'm just wondering if Mary Poppins really needed a remake.
Can it ever reach the old one?

>>84988879
It's a sequel

>>84987536
>>84987617
>>84987738
>>84988879
>In Depression-era London, a now-grown Jane and Michael Banks, along with Michael's three children, are visited by the enigmatic Mary Poppins following a personal loss.
Just ignore it exists.

>>84987554

Mary Poppins is possibly the most popular family film ever. It's going to make a fuckton of money from every age range.

>>84987297
>we have a long way to go
Agreed.
They should have cast a fag and renamed it Gary Poppins.

>>84987496
That's because women despise beta pussies, like you.

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>>84987262
>God tier cast
>not Michael Rooker
Apologize

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>>84987262
>Don't you think your goyimspawn deserves to have their own Mary Poppins like you did? You want to be a good parent, right, goyim? Make sure you bring your shek....I mean goyimspawn to see the nice movie now!


Maybe if we pool our money together ISIS will nuke hollywood for us....

>>84987262
>she's still a cis white woman
Despite all the progress, we have a long way to go!

>>84987262

But I don't want this to be remade

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>>84987262
Not bad looks wise, but her voice won't be anywhere near the same level as based Julie Andrews.

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>>84987262
>>84987441
At least they've got the right species of robin this time.

>>84987648
She would be terrible for the part.

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Bridget Regan should have been Mary Poppins!

>>84987262
Will she show any pit hair or leg hair in this?

>>84987262
But Emily is a sad-looking woman. I don't think she can pull it off.

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>>84991126
European robin is much cuter than the American robin.

>>84991351
Why is he bullying the other birb?

>>84991448
Tits are made for bullying.

More like Mary Popping my boner amirite

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This isn't how you're going to get your Oscar, Emily.

>>84991554
What a cutie

>>84987262
>British
>No hijab
Immersion ruined

>>84991448
ever see attenborough's birds of paradise doco? birds are ridiculous creatures, and also huge dicks

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>>84991501

Indeed they are

>>84991774
>cutie
>in her 70's
Pick two.

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>>84987496

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>>84993456
I can imagine.

>>84989318
what a reddit post