Remember that time Riker fell in love with a Trap? Is that our

Their planet was based. We need to start doing the same thing to our freaks.

remember when sci fi could tackle a complex social or philosophical problem without arriving at one single right answer they shove down everyone's throats

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"Commander, tell me about your sexual organs"

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Riker, his sexual organs inquired about.

>>84982366
That has to be photoshopped

riker just wanted to stick his dick in everything

>>84981573
No, I don't and neither do you.

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>>84982569
Alpha as fuck

>>84982569

Riker is what people think Kirk was.

>>84982569
he wanted to stick his dick in her dick?

>>84982710
Did the J'naii even have genitalia or was it just like a Ken doll down there?

>>84982406
>Check filename

Kek

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>>84982484

>>84982769
They had both

>>84982706
Riker had just as many women throw themselves at him, as he threw himself at women.

But that's actually a really good way to describe him.

Can someone make a DS9 thread? These TNG threads are always shit

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Question from the last thread: why does Picard not wear the suede pimp jacket uniform more often?

>>84984568
Why did he start wearing the open jacket with grey undershirt anyway? It seemed way too casual for him.

Ro Laren's tits are immense

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>this episode

>>84984704
Where are the proofs?

>>84984692
I agree. His personality did a complete 180 whenever Sir Patrick directed.

TOS
>gold shits - captain, navigation, tactical. plus a bunch of others in the Pike Pilot
>red shirts - engineering, security, commication, transporter
>blue shirts - science and medical

enterprise
>gold - captain, navigator, first officer(mirror archer)
>red - engineering, tactical, security
>blue - science, medical, communication

tng
>red shirt - captain, navigator, first officer, cadets
>gold shirt - engineering, tactical, security, operations, transporter
>blue shirt - medical, science
>comms is now done by tactical or ops

ds9
>red shirt - commanders, cadets
>gold shirt - engineering, security, tactical
>blue shirt - medical and science

voyager
>red shirt - captain, first officer, navigation
>gold shirt - enginering, security, tactical, operations
>blue shirt - medical and science
>comms is just who the fuck ever

>>84984935
Who asked?

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>>84984709
seductress ro best ro

>>84985165
I'd allahu her ackbar if you know what I mean

>>84985165
What happened to her again?

DS9 is best Trek. How high will the unique poster counter get ITT before archiving, do you think? I say 33

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>did literally nothing wrong

We're still at 19 posters according to the unique poster counter, same as when I posted this: >>84985951. So this Maxwell poster below me has posted before and just made some Maxwell post as a form of bumping. Wow. I didn't even sage! Can we get some new posters ITT? DS9 is better than TNG but I don't mind doing TNG charity work.

>>84985951
>>84986067
Can you stop false-flagging, please? You've been shitposting for 7 years, it's time to stop.

>>84986099
Fuck yeah, we're at 20 now. I genuinely like DS9 btw.

>>84982680
>constantly getting cucked
>everybody fucks her waifu/gf
>pass on promotion to lurk around Picard
>Alpha

>>84985337
Everybody got alien amnesia.

>>84984692
Because Pat was directing and said
>fuck it and fuck you I'm not wearing that chafing bullshit pajama pants if I'm in control

>>84985337
She betrayed Starfleet to join the Maquis.

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>>84986517

>>84985986

>did literally nothing wrong

aside from being obtuse?

>>84986775
That was a great badge design

why didn't they adopt it

>>84986832
Wasn't that just a simulation of a Romulan simulation on an alien holodeck?

>>84987032
Yes, but it's still cool

>>84987032
No, it's from the Worf won a cup, but than didn't and fainted episode

>>84987089
No he's right. Lonely bug alien kidnaps riker, plays him a simulation of himself 16 years in the future, which he rejects, so it "reveals" it was a Romulan experiment the whole time, which he also diesn't believe so it "reveals" that it's a just a lonely kid, which he doesn't believe so it finally reveals that it's a lonely bug alien

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>>84987073
>>84987089
It appears semi frequently, whenever they need a near future badge or an alternate timeline badge, just like this one.

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What kind of name is Klingon?

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>>84981685

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>>84980279
EAEAEAEAEAEAEAEAEA!

>>84988156
Does that crazy Cardi show up again?

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Did Riker get the most strange in Trek or is there a bigger pimp out there?

>>84988023
Their planet was originally called Kling.

Klingons, lived on Kling

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>>84982366
>>84982484
You know what's interesting is that your picture eventually came true.

>>84988196
nope

>>84988221
Its implied kirk wins out.

>>84988196
No, knowing the Obisidian Order and the Military they probably executed him for being wasteful on the electric bill.

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lmao

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Why were the writers so afraid of based Dukat?

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Everybody post their favorite Star Trek waifu IN THEIR PRIME. Preferably outside uniform.

>>84988435
>>84988435
more please

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>>84988435

>>84988488
I challenge this request

no more little dutch boy

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>>84988428
ATTENTION

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>>84988488

>>84988570
>prime
>20 years older

>>84988396
These are the "Klingon Gods"?

Any more awesome Star Trek images?? The images posted so far have been really freaking swell.

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>>84988631

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>>84988435

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>>84988435

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>>84988510

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>>84988607
I know right. One of the only ones to remain beautiful and age gracefully as well.

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>>84988829
Please stop posting this 12 year old boy

>>84988869
VERY good post

>>84988671
What episode was this?

>>84988869
What episode was this?

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>>84988631
buy my book

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>>84988894
It was in Atlantis, she poses for Playboy as a cover story to hide the fact that the bunnies are actually rabbit-eared alien refugees

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>>84988875
What is it about petite beautiful women that resemble little boys that gets one off? For some reason I have a huuuuuge fascination with beautiful women that can almost pass as little boys. That's why I'm a huge fan of Ezri/Nichole.

Are any of the novels/comics/etc good or are they all shit?

>>84988925
saved

>>84989117
As you browse memoryalpha (which w all do, no matter how much you might deny it) if you see one you like, give it a go

I read one about the thing in the galactic barier (that gave Gary Mitchell his powers)and the Q Continuum's past. It was shit, but at least now I know

>>84988023
>dat BoP model

That's peak Star Trek ship design right there. Made for the movies so they had to make it look good up close, and no CG, so the model makers could look at it with their own eyes and improve elements of it as they were building it.

>>84989117
The Shatnerverse is great. It's all about Kirk being resurrected by the borg and romulans.

>>84985337
IIRC she ended up being one of the few survivors of the attack on the twelve colonies

>>84989184
I SOMETIMES consult memory-alpha. Memory-beta is for fucking nerds.

>>84985337

>Ro Laren is a main character in the Star Trek: Deep Space Nine relaunch novels that have been published since 2001. The novels show that Ro survived the Dominion's extermination of the Maquis and joined with a few other Maquis survivors to fight their own war effort against the Dominion. After the Dominion War, Ro returned to Bajor and was commissioned as a Lieutenant in the Bajoran militia, replacing Odo as Chief of Security on DS9 and eventually starting a relationship with Quark.

FERENGIED

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>>84989696
>replacing Odo as Chief of Security on DS9

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never forget

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>>84989696
>>84989725

>relationship with quark

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Who has the song list for this?

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>>84989696
>and eventually starting a relationship with Quark.

>>84989927
>FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE ass bitches

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>>84989927
Why is DS9 always but a shadow of the real thing?

>>84987032
No it was a young alien projecting the illusion that Riker was part of some Romulan charade involving a holodeck.

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Any one else really enjoy the bridge talk during the Nemesis battle?

One of the most realistic space battles in terms of tactical talk with Picard directing phasers, shields and ship angle with directions like "aft", "ventral", "dorsal" and so forth.

Such a shame Nutrek didn't carry this fast paced submarine style ship combat over

>>84984568
If he wore it more often it would have lost it's effect

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>>84989696
>starting a relationship with Quark.

>>84989842
Sito and Lavelle shoulda banged.

>>84990215
everyone knows dakka sells, especially space dakka

>>84982484
You must be Wesley Crusher, boy genius.

>>84990399
Was Wesley mandated by Gene? Everyone seemed to hate him and wanted him gone

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>>84990215
>>84990302
I get mega hard when a ship fires two different phaser banks at the same time

>>84989515
kek

>>84990483
>Was Wesley mandated by Gene?

Yes. Roddenberry's middle name was Wesley.

>Everyone seemed to hate him and wanted him gone

It's funny, though. As much as they hated Wesley, they went and added a second precocious kid to the cast as he aged out of the role in the form of Alexander. I would have rather kept K'Ehlyr.

>>84989696
AQUISITIONED

>>84989696
LOBED.COM

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Was Ketracel-white supposed to be Islam?

>>84990483
Wesley is the reason I liked Star Trek and kept watching it. The hatred of Wesley is only propagated by low-IQ individuals who are also unsuccessful in life.

>>84990215
NuTrek doesn't have any space battles at all.

>>84990524
in the newer trek did they completely forgo phasers?

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patricians know Garak's true love was always Odo

>>84990713
Probably giving soldiers amphetamines, and later cocaine.

>>84990802
Odo's non-regenrated state was nightmare fuel on screen but jesus christ it's worse on photo

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>>84990749
err from the top of my head, yeah i think so. They had ratatata guns which they called phasers. Also, shields don't work at all. When the crew are calling out they still have so much shield power left, all enemy attacks still smash the hull to shit

>>84990903
What pisses me off in JewJew Trek is that the very few battles they have shown have been one-sided; our heroes always get their asses kicked in the first few seconds. The Enterprise never gets to hold its own.

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>>84991003
is it even worth watching those flicks?

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>>84991003
My theory is they didn't know how to raise the shields. Shit hit the fan so god damn hard when Vulcan was being destroyed they deployed fucking untrained cadets to active duty. It explains how they keep getting wrecked and lack of shield effect

>>84991149
2009 was okay but obvious casual-pandering
Into Darkness was fucking garbage
Beyond was alright

>>84988671
Nana is still fuckable.

>>84988869
I would be tapping that.

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>>84991149
Watch the intro of the first one up until the guy who plays Thor dies. After that, it just depends if you have the time. Typical summer action block blusters with little of what has probably attracted you to Star Trek

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>>84991232
>>84991317
i watched the first. it hit all the pop culture epic star trek references and wasn't terrible. i won't bother with the rest i think

>>84991345
JewJew Trek is made for people who only know about Trek from memes.

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>>84991149
first one is ok. Into Darkness and Beyond are not.

Starbase Yorktown is an over designed abomination.

>>84991220
the romulan ship was over a hundred more years advance.

>>84991406
The fact that it's supposed to be in the TOS time period, just shifted a couple of universes over, but they end up borrowing the most from the TOS movies (which would be 20 years later), as casuals are more likely to have watched those than the series.

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>>84991410
>the romulan ship was over a hundred more years advance

True mate but the shields should still have a taken a hit. We know they dont fail outright immediately because someone is still shouting out shield percentage remaining at various point.

I'm probably just being an autist but i like my fake universes to have some consistency and logic behind it

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Are any of the fan movies worth watching? It seems like a lot of them have some of the previous casts either acting or direction.

>>84982706
People supposedly chimped out if you open mouth kissed on tv at the time so everyone assumes. You just know

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Hey Data come and take a look at this!

It looks like someone was attempting to redirect excess energy flow to the holodeck. And the ships internal sensors were recently used to scan for Councilor Troi's faecal matter? Get the Captain.

>>84991529
And then NuKirk. NuKirk is just an amalgam of various pop culture memes about Kirk such as "oh he's a rebel bad boy who doesn't play by the rules" and "he goes around fucking green aliens 24/7". If you actually watch the show, he was never like that. In fact, Kirk is almost like Picard.

>>84991586
I sympathize with what you mean, but that scene is the only one where that visual effect was done. Which is a shame, I feel it is a really good effect.

One would think that an mining ship, even one from 100 years in the future, would have means not meant to fight shields. It would could still work out, but it would be really sloppy and inefficient. OTOH, perhaps the shields of the time just could not adapt to the new weapons.

It is lazy writing, but I've moved past sweating those small details. The scene as a whole is still among the best of new trek.

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>>84991665
The pure degeneracy must be fucking outrageous on the holodecks. I know i've went pretty far and pretty elaborate for a wank but fuck knows what they are up to.

I would be too scared of pranks though. Imagine getting a massage from virtual Crusher and suddenly she turns into ten Klingons with Shane Diesel sized cocks who proceed to dry anal rape you without safety locks on. fs

>>84991859
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fP5yQWhgelA

>>84991859
That'd be a seriously fucked up prank.

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>>84991619
Renegades is dope

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>>84991859
>I would be too scared of pranks though

>what the show says
KIRK: Our missions are peaceful, not for conquest. When we do battle, it is only because we have no choice.

>what pop culture says
Dude Kirk always punches first and asks questions later! He's a rogue space cowboy!

>>84988428
Because people liked him. You're not 'sposed to like the meanie genocidal cardie.

>>84991859
I would imagine that before the technology was portable enough for ships, it on land worked out those kind of bugs.

The fact the possibility of those bugs to exist though...

The holodeck is just not meant to be a function to be fully thought through. It was like if someone built a story on how the internet was in the 80's.

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>>84991665

Barclay to Riker

>>84991410
Yorktown looks like somebody on the design team likes the game Endless Space a little too much

>>84991899
Not as bad as an immature Medical Officer sealing your asshole shut with their tool that seals wounds shut.

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>>84991899
True but years ago 4chan was covered in jumpscare gifs and shit. Ever remember that audio of the hands free orgasm thing. Theres a point after like an hour of some woman guiding you through it that she tells you to come. about a year after it first came out i re downloading it but instead of the cum instruction someone had replaced it with "LEERRROOOYYYY JEEEEEEENNNKINNNSSSS". After an hour of fucking edging!

Shame shit is guaranteed to happen on the holodeck

>>84991859

I love Barclay threads, I remember my favourite one though I'm probably gonna butcher it.

>Computer simulate the interior of a children's dollhouse, but increase the size to accommodate a person
>Computer, create on Klingon and hide him somewhere in the house, increase his genitals 200% and his sexual libido by 300%, add an additional 50% to each any time he hears a woman's scream
>On my orders, Computer initiate and lock down the holodeck and record, beam the live records to every screen on the Enterprise
>Computer, please locate Molly O'Brien and have her come to Holodeck 1 please

>>84992293
Worfs make up is fucking excellent in that film

>>84989842
She was too pure for this world.

>>84992091
I'd never enter the holodeck unless the gay safety protocols were on.

What's with the antisemitism itt?

>>84992247
Computer, when is Lt. La Forge's next scheduled to strike out with another young engineering ensign?
>Holodeck 4 is booked for 2000 hours tomorrow evening.
Please display Lt. La Forge's chosen programme and enable modifications.
>Acknowledged.
When Geordi summons the violin player, replace the ocean with blood and recognisible body parts of members of the crew floating on the surface...replace violin player with Counsellor Troi's mindrape screams...introduce a hurricane-force gust of wind towards the beach that smells like a Klingon fart.
>Modifications complete.
In addition, override exit controls so the door can only be opened by an officer with the rank of Commander or higher. Disengage safety protocols.
>Modifications complete.

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>>84992563
Anal if more FUUNN when your GIVVIINNNGGGGG!

>>84992564
jews were killed off during the eugenic wars

>>84992656
>computer, simulate results of a month long diet of Brussel sprouts, beans, and Mexican food on the digestive tract of female Betazoids
>"This diet will cause a 120% increase in flatulence."
>Make it 250%, and create a holographic simulation of Counselor Troi's buttocks using latest measurements from the bridge chair data, increased 500 times in size.
>At regular intervals, expel flatulence at a rate proportional to the size of the replicated anus. When farting ceases, have simulation say "Daddy Barclay, my butt butt farts so baaaaad"
>generate a lawn chair bolted to the floor and a set of goggles
>save file as "trois_sweetest_perfume.holo"
>lock the holodeck door and broadcast footage to all PADDs and view screens
>override all commands to cease broadcast or open doors for the next 12 hours
>Disable all safety protocols and engage on my mark
>...
>Mark.

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>Computer, analyze the last bowel movement of Deanna Troi.
>Now create a copy of this bowel movement and place it on a white collector's plate with ensign Wesley Crusher's face on it.
>Increase the aroma of the bowel movement by 5000% and begin dispensing the scent around the ship in randomized areas for short periods of time.
>Computer, now increase the density of the bowel movement.
>Denser...
>Denser....
>Computer, please, even denser.
>As dense as you can possibly make it.
>Now, Computer, create a knife and fork, and place them next to the plate.
>A napkin as well.
>Lock the Holodeck doors, and let nobody enter, door lock override code "Picard-Beta-29386-Alpha".
>Computer, disengage safety protocols.

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>computer, create holographic simulation of Counselor Troi's digestive tract
>enlarge by 800%
>pull up records of Counselor Troi's last recorded meal
>"Counselor Troi's last meal was Spaghetti Bolognese, Lieutenant"
>cover my body in it
>computer, simulate the course Counselor Troi's meal took through her digestive system
>as I complete each stage of the digestive tract, increase the simulation of Counselor Troi's sexual desire two fold
>"Will that be all, lieutenant?"
>no, also create a toilet bowl large enough for an adult human male to sit in
>disengage safety protocols on my mark.
>...
>mark

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>>disengage safety protocols on my mark.
>>...
>>mark
I always hear the dramatic music sting in my head

>Computer, beam all contents of the waste disposal unit to the holodecks
>when full of multi species urea and excrement,open the doors on all the holodecks flooding the corridors, just like the old Earth film, The Shining.
>disengage safety protocols.

>>84991149
>is it even worth watching those flicks?
Not really. Abrahms admits he didn't like or understand Star Trek.
Look, he says it here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Q0s8p2bRPM

>>84994204
as a modern day sci-fi flick series, they aren't bad...but not a good representation of Roddenberry's Trek.

Though it was funny seeing Kirk save Yorktown with butt rock.

>>84994204
Is JJ Abrams part Ferengi? He seems like a living caricature of a slimy kike.

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>Hey faggot give me your replicator rations