>It's a Rom seizes the means of production episode It's

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>>84960114
the dynamic between Leeta and Rom really annoyed me for some reason

also posting best girl

>>84961129
>Leeta
Reminder that the Bajoran currency is the Leta, her name is the equivalent of 'Dallar' or something.

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>>84960114
>also another Star Trek thread
More like another DS9 thread.

Apparently Guillermo Navarro (Pans Labyrinth, Hellboy 1&2, Pacific Rim) is shooting the pilot for Discovery.

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>>84961650
daily reminder that there are still people out there who refuse to accept that DS9 is the superior Trek

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>>84961650
>Best Episode Ever.jpg
I wouldn't go quite that far, but it's in my top 20.

>inb4 a bunch of people can't follow me

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>>84961711
>Superior Trek
>Show can't survive without TNG cast member saving it
What did he mean by this?

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>>84961650
>>84961717
>So, like, what if they had first contact with a bunch of space-faring tabletop RPG players
Funkino. Anyone who doesn't appreciate it is a sourpuss.

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>>84960114
I never understood why star trek was so popular. there is not a single thing good about it

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>>84962006
Lowest Quality bait I have ever seen in the history of 4chan.

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>>84962006
k

>>84962090
did you come to this site for the first time today? I wasn't even baiting, merely speaking the unpopular truth

>>84961472
how come the universal translators never made everybody call her dollar then?

lay the foundation pupper

>>84962315
Better than your previous attempt but still very weak bait

out of ten.

>>84962253
Behold! The Prophet Anon. Sent by Reddit to clean the house of /tv/.

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>>84962006

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>it's a feels episode

>>84961782
Worf was a terrible addition

MUH HONOR

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>it's a high ranking officer violates every Starfleet regulation and DS9 fanbois defend it because it's "gritty" episode

>>84963138
>It's a 7 years guy post
Eddington did nothing wrong and Sisko should have been court martialed.

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>>84963138
that's murder

>>84961650
ALLAMARAINE

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>>84963039
>the episode where Odo stops wearing the belt

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>>84963138
Excuse me, /trek/, but what is your solution to this dilemma?

>>84963138

Exactly what laws and regulations did Sisko break here? We don't even know how trilithium resin works. They don't seem to imply that anyone immediately died from exposure to it.

>>84963739

>Triggers immediate planet wide evacuation

hmm

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"Commander, tell me about your sexual organs."

>>84963795

And? Triggering a planet wide evacuation is what he was sent there to do. Is that against the rules of the Federation? The Maquis were a terrorist organization who shot a Federation star ship, not an innocent colony. Point me to where he broke any rules of Starfleet because the show treats it like he didn't. What he did was morally dubious but not legally wrong.

>>84963138

How would Picard have solved the situation? And no, "diplomacy" is not an answer.

>>84963138
You'd have thought Word would get a hard on once Sisko gave the order

>>84963928

Nah, I think it makes sense in that context.

>>84963884
So would/should Eddington have faced no charges if he did it to Earth?

>>84963964
What is the legal status of the residents of Earth?

The residents of Earth are on Earth legally. The Maquis were not on that planet legally.

>>84963964

I'll give you 10 minutes to think about how retarded your statement is.

>>84962090
lay the foundation pupper

>>84964004
>>84964012
The Maquis have claimed independence, they do not live in Federation space and due to both factors they are not subject to Federation law. What Sisko did was both an act of war an attempted genocide, if you support his actions then you must realise that the Maquis doing the same to Federation territories in retaliation would be even more justified.

>>84964012
I'll give you 10 years to think about how retarded you are, but it won't be enough.

>>84963904
TV Show Picard always followed orders so he would have found some way to capture that guy no matter what too

Movie Picard would have probably joined him

>>84964072
The Federation does not recognize the claim of Maquis independence.

You're not one of those "The South was the Good Guys in the Civil War" losers, are you?

>>84963699
as usual the only right thing is to just stand and watch

>>84964077
Picarsd does have Lieutenant Commander God Mode on his side though.

>>84964129
More people will die if you just stand and watch.

>>84964111
didn't the Maquis renounce to their federation citinzeship the moment they decided to stay in the DMZ? If I remember right that's what happened to the indian guys Picard was ordered to relocate

>>84963662

I preferred him in the belt.

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>>84964077
Forgot pic related, and I should have put a very loyal Lieutenant Commander God Mode

>>84964004
>The Maquis were not on that planet legally.
Yes they were. The Federation peace treaty with the Cardassians made their planets property of the Cardassians but they were allowed to stay, as were the Cardassians in the newly-Federation space. Both Sisko and Picard mention this in episodes where it's important.

>>84964111
>The Federation does not recognize the claim of Maquis independence.
So they were declaring war on Cardassia?

>>84964182
>it's a Data destroys a colony to force them to leave episode

>>84964222
fuck off, Lore

>>84964158
>didn't the Maquis renounce to their federation citinzeship the moment they decided to stay in the DMZ?
No.
>If I remember right that's what happened to the indian guys Picard was ordered to relocate
Picard convinced Nechayev to make a special request to the Federation Council for a special exemption.

> PICARD: It will not be easy, but with Admiral Necheyev's support, I think they will go along with it in the end.
It's not even guaranteed to occur, Picard simply HOPES that they can have their citizenship withdrawn.

>>84964197
>Yes they were.
When they joined a terrorist organization then they became criminals. As criminals, they are not on that planet legally.

If you join ISIS then your government is allowed to kick you out of your home and arrest you too.

>>84964320
>Weak bait
I'm glad to know I completely defeated you.

>>84960114
I want to see a FERENGI'D kino made from this scene.

>>84964259
Yes captain, I do believe the correct response is "fuck off, Lore."...
Captain, although I understand there was no alternative to telling Lore to fuck off, I believe if I could have human emotions, this would be similar to what humans would describe as "Tough Love".

Picard: Data, sometimes I think you may be more human than I.

*Soft Orchestra TGN theme*

*Executive Producer
Gene Roddenberry*

>>84963138
I fucking hate how this stupid episode was directed.
>muh stupid 3D communications holoprojector on the bridge thats never mentioned or used ever again
>Except in that other fucking episode he directed
It's just a dumb idea that makes no fucking sense, and just looks so tacky in execution.
I get it, you want this bozo looking geek interacting with sisko, with bad theatrical lighting. Looks like he's about to bust into some def poetry slam any seconds. Especially in that awful fucking bohemian douche bag wardrobe.
I fucking love star trek but the wardrobe for everyone who's not a reoccuring character or klingon is just terrible. Across the width and breadth of the franchise.

>>84964514
>I get it
Apparently not. It's because the actors hated doing scenes where they spoke to each other via screens because they couldn't react to what the other actor was saying or emoting as they couldn't see each other while filming and usually weren't even done by the same unit as it saved time.

The problem was that holodecks were too good, they couldn't flicker like normal sci-fi holograms to make you feel like it was just an illusion because it makes no sense that they'd be worse than 50+ year old tech.

>>84964417

How is he wrong? The Maquis attacked a Federation star ship. At that point they became a terrorist organization waging guerrilla warfare on their supposed home state.

>>84964843
>The Maquis attacked a Federation star ship
A sovereign nation responded to an act of war by The Federation. Weak bait.

>>84964959
but the maquis aren't a sovereign nation
no one recognizes them

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>It's a Bajoran workers episode

>>84965031
>no one recognizes them
The Klingons do.

Maquis genocide of Terrans confirmed 100% legal.

>>84961782
Worf was an awful addition just like in TNG

>>84964428
>Poor little Quark
>Rated XXX

>>84964514
That's not the director, that's the writers Anon. The director is responsible for how shots are set up, extracting certain performances from actors, but not how the plot goes. That's the script

>>84965418
Fuck you. Klingon politics were some of the best TNG episodes.

>>84961711
>i wanna be your vorta

>>84965921
Vorta women are thicc

>>84965889
Sure, but Worf still sucked.

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Would you?

>>84965078

Fuck it I laughed.

>>84966168
Never liked the traps meme

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>>84961650
>tfw you see Quark's nose in the first season after watching the rest of the series

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>>84964111
>implying the Confederates weren't the good guys

>>84967626
>try to break the union
>good guys

>>84967649
>independence is good from Britain
>independence is bad from Washington
Hmm...

>>84967548
In the first episode, I don't know about later, they had not molded his nose yet. They were already filming, so they gave him Rom's nose. For some reason, they'd already molded that guy's nose.

>>84967706
>indipendence from a foreign power = breaking your own country

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>>84966040
>that female Vorta from The Ship

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>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>JEAN LUC WE HAVE TO HELP THOSE TERRORISTS / BORG / [SPECIES THAT WANTS TO KILL US] WE CAN'T JUST LET THEM DIE LIKE THAT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

>JEAN LUC I TOOK AN OATH AAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>AAAAAaaaaaAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh

what the fuck was her problem?

>>84967811
>13 Colonies can rebel from their own Empire
>if the South won Washington would be considered a foreign power right now
Hmm...

>>84967811
From the Southern point of view the north was a foreign power

>>84967855
It's called having morals, something people born in the late 90s can't understand

>>84967855
she was out to get revenge on picuck for killing her husband

>>84967889
>It's called having morals
We're on 4chan, in a thread where people are arguing that the South should have won the Civil War. Lol.

>Savour the fruit of life, my young friends. It has a sweet taste when it is fresh from the vine. But don't live too long - the taste turns bitter... after a time.

>How? How did that pompous old man hold off an entire Jem'Hadar fleet with only one ship?
>Does it matter?
>Darok, give me that bottle. To Kor. A Dahar Master and noble warrior to the end.

>>84961815

Mmmm.... Terry Farrel in that dress uniform.

>>84968177
Kor > Kang >> Koloth

>You will never get KLINGONNED

Why live?

>>84968545
>Klingons
>known for biting, scratching, and breaking bones while fucking
>Worf and Ezri awake after a night of fucking fully clothed and without a single wound
Was it premature ejaculation?

>>84966168
All of the day man

>>84963857
I've missed you.

>>84969446
What if it's some other anon who took it up?

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>Number One, stop showing your balls to poor Data

>>84969511
>yfw Riker had more techniques than Data

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Fat Riker is best Riker

>>84969949
>this is considered fat

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>>84969937
Who do you think trained him?

>>84962006
We're all NERDS anon

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why did Troi have a slave?

why was this never addressed?

>>84970025
slavery is legal

>>84970058
surely not in the fedration

>>84970085
they had an entire legion of sentient EMH mine asteroids in VOY

>>84970025

Because It Is Happening Again.

>>84970117
you need blood and bone to be sentient

>>84970085
also there was an episode in TOS where they visit a federation planet that had legal slavery and only Kirk complained

>>84963662
>just the basics

TNG has a weird premise

The Enterprise is the flagship of the fleet, and yeah they usually end up involved in wacky adventures, but that's stuff that happens TOO them.

But every episode starts with them ferry shit from place A to place B. Who has the flagship running errands?

Geordi

Stop being weird about your fucking holo-waifu

Is this like the 24th century version of black guys who play yugioh and love anime?

>>84960114
I'd seize Leeta's means of reproduction, if you know what I mean

>Do not forget what Worf does here today
lol

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>>84970664
GOD DAMNIT what happened to the picute

>>84970657
>no crusher
well what's the point then

>>84970690
No Data (fully functional lol) either

But they have Ro Laren and weird, fat Geordi.

why DON'T starfleet officers have their eyes forcibly removed and eplaced with a Geordi visor

It would make them much more efficient

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>>84970657
Set a course for intercourse.
Warp Factor 8 inches
Engage

>>84970657
Troi is cute, who dat?

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>>84970025
Brother?

>>84963699
Treat all human shields or hostages as have already been killed by the terrorists and act accordingly.

>>84970895
April O'Neil.

>>84971144
nice

>>84967811
>uninvited army won't leave
>shoot at them
>you're the bad guy
????

>>84971262
>uninvited army
which one?

>>84971316
the union one

Just finished TNG

feels bad man

>>84972376
5 more seasons of D9 and 2 good seasons of ENT still to go though

>>84968841
>Worf and Ezri

???

Which series had the best final season?

Voyager was JUST tier and TNG was really weird to me (but a fantastic final episode).

>>84972643
ENT

>>84972643

>>84972675
This, but that's mainly because all of the other shows had lackluster final seasons. DS9 went full retard. TNG/TOS weren't bad either, arguably, but ENT's final season was, dare I say it, good.

>>84972675
ENT's final episode is the second to last

The last episode is a swansong to the entire franchise

>it's a Barclay just won't learn his fucking lesson and keeps boning his shipmates in the holodeck and getting caught episode

>>84973426
Was he /ourguy/?

>>84973480
he wasn't just /ourguy/

he was /us/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEJuKY_APIk#t=13s

>>84961711
Was the makeup even necessary?

>it's a Barclay hits on Troi while fat riker is in the same fucking room

>>84973511
>don't know what to do with your hands
If only someone invented fidget spinners/cubes in Star Trek

Why did Q never test the other major races?

>>84973562
Same reason the Federation is Humanity & Friends, instead of being a partnership even amongst the four founder races

Non-human humanoids are just a bit shit

>>84973562
Q recognized humanity's manifest destiny.

>>84973587
>>84973593
How would Q test the Klingons?

>>84973562
imagine how boring would be testing Klingons and Romulans

>>84973617
Klingons are boring

Everything you do to them, they'd try to solve it by stabbing it, calling it a coward and then killing each other

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>It's a shit got real episode

>>84973624

What about the Farengi?

>>84973617
Introduce them to a surly race that was much more advanced.

>>84973644
They'd try to bribe you, try to blackmail you, then run away

Still boring

>>84973644
>Entire culture is based on profit
Q ridiculed them in the DS9 episode

>Captin, recommend full phasers and photon torpedoes

fuck off Worf, that's your solution to everything

>>84973710

To be fair it usually gets the job done

And its all Worf knows how to do, he's fucking useless in actual foot combat

>>84973710
I mean it would have solved a lot of problems.

>>84973710
Prepare for ramming speed

>>84973710
how did he even get on the flagship
their mission was to make first contact and meet other races not just to shoot at them

>>84973779
It was basically a middle finger to the klingon empire

>>84973779
Federation diversity quotas

>>84973710
>How do the warp engines work, Mr. Worf?
>Uh, I dunno
How the fuck did he make it to Lieutenant commander?

>>84973818
mortality rates are so high that promotion happens on the basis of space battles survived

>it's a Worf would rather kill himself and be paralyzed and be a father episode

>>84973843
killing his half-klingon waifu was a mistake

Also her dad was klingon and her mother human - was it rape?

Why doesn't Troi wear her rank pips on her cleavage leotards?

>>84973843
>it's a Picard would die and suffer with Q for eternity to not become Barklay episode

>>84973860
It's always rape when Klingon are involved

>>84973884
even with other klingons?

>>84973880
I'd take that every time as well

>>84973880
Q probably would have gotten bored and brought him back to life eventually anyway.

I just finished watching Star Trek 5 for the first time and I loved it. I don't understand why it's so maligned. Really neat premise, spocks half-bro is pretty cool, really neat mad max-y planet, tackles the idea of God better than most other Trek episodes, tons of great set-ups and pay-offs. The characters are a bit flanderized but not enough to ruin any drama/tension.

I admit the klingon trailing ship was a bit superfluous, but most else is great.

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It's a Picard maneuver episode

>>84964514
>muh stupid 3D communications holoprojector on the bridge thats never mentioned or used ever again

They used it again during the Julian is genetically engineered episode.

>>84974237
>Except in that other fucking episode he directed

>>84974182
you stole that pic

>>84974305
Only half of it. I was the anon who made the thread that pointed out that it looks like someone else is holding the flute

>>84974182
Did he seriously need someone to do it for him

>>84974379
He didn't need it, he's just into facesitting and his current sub was a flautist

>>84974379
the guy has arthritis

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>>84974174
It's generally seen as overly long, weak plot, an inconsistent tone with the comedy and Trek cosmology stuff awkwardly stuck together. Sybok was interesting but it never really came together and felt too similar to the first movie.

Crusher is pretty funny looking and can't act for shit, but her body is great

>>84974453
Forgot my point - did Picard ever hit that?

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>>84974453
It's the 5cm shoulderpans fault

Moot and /pol/, when the walls fell

>>84974453
she also had some great episodes

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>>84974471
No, he was into younger woman, He even proposed to a kid in one of the episode

>>84974507
also Vash, who was foine

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>>84974453

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>>84974453
>>84974532

>>84974532
>dat camel toe on the doctor

wew

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>>84974556

>>84974532
>>84974556
for what possible reason

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>>84974592
Fan service has always been at the heart of Star Trek

Watching Qpid

Q is wearing boots that cover the bottom of his starfleet pant legs. Why isn't he wearing his shoe curtains like everyone else?

this plot hole is unacceptable and is ruining the episode

>>84974619
on the other hand, his slightly longer, shaggy hair is very alluring

I may be able to live with it after all

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>>84974592
>Oh no, there are attractive people in the future

>>84974656
attractive is fine

stretching in leotards for 2 minutes as a complete non-sequitur is just odd

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>>84974580

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>>84974694
Every series had some eye candy, it's not unusual, ENT and VOY had designated eyecandies

>>84974791
>[autistic screeching]

>>84974791
But TNG had Roddenberry eye candy. The entire star trek universe is an invention of that man's dick.

>>84974843
wft, I loves man's dick now

>>84974927
Everyone should. The guy had a dream, a dream of sexy people in space doing awesome things sexily.

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This is like during the Civil War when the CSS Virginia, one of the early ironclad ships, rammed a wooden Union ship and quite literally went right through it.

I didn't remember Picard getting cucked by Q and Vash

Would you fuck Dax?

>>84975351
which one?

>>84975361
Girl Dax

>Sisko overpowers a Klingon in hand to hand
So much for that whole tough warrior race shtick.

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>>84975373
Then yes, in a bajoran minute

>>84975376
Worf is proof Klingons are all talk and no game

He may be an excellent tactical officer, but as a HoS hes fucking useless in all combat

>>84975411
What if you get to fuck female Dax, but afterwards he turns into old man Dax and fucks you in the ass?

>>84970139
Data would like to debate that at great lengths with you

>>84975443
Data wouldn't debate anything, you need a soul to have an argument.

just started DS9

Does Garak want to put his Cardassian pee-pee in Bashir's boi pussy?

>>84975576
Yes

>fuckin romulan quadroon reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>BURN THE WITCH!!

Drumhead is a weird episode of TNG

So if currency has been done away with in the Federation, how is housing and luxuries doled out?

>>84975701
>bringing up Picard being BORGED

bitch what the fuck

>>84975901
Everyone gets what the need, if there's no more space on your planet, they terraform a new one and dump you there with some replicators and a fare thee well

>>84975351
I'd befriend Jadzia but I would fuck Ezri until she couldn't walk.

>>84975932
bender

what's the best dukat

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Would you fuck the sisters?

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>>84975971
Dukat sucks

Gul Macet and his silly beard is much better

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>>84969493
WE ARE LEGION

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>>84975981
No but I would fuck Worf's wife
She was played by webm related

>>84975576
Like you would not believe.

>>84976028
I knew I liked that Vulcan doctor

>>84975901
From what I guess it's almost a 'first come first served policy' but they prefer you move off world at least for a portion of your life.

>>84963857
What would a J'naii's gender-neutral sex hole look like.

>>84976088
Probably a butthole, as everyone has one

>>84976028
This.

>>84976098
Soren: B-but I poop from there...
Riker: Not right now ya don't.

>>84969969
Amerifat detected.

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>>84976088
Some kind of honeycombesque rod with an indention at the base. Check Memory Alpha for a diagram.

>>84974656
Why does 'sexist' suddenly mean 'women wearing haram clothing'? Is the beach sexist?

>>84976262
>Check Memory Alpha for a diagram

I'm worried that this might be true

>>84976262
>Check Memory Alpha for a diagram.

I don't believe you, but I'm not willing to run the risk of checking and discovering I'm wrong.

>>84976279
Women being exploited to make the studio money is sexist

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>>84976279
sexism means appreciation of the human body, SJWs ,and cucks body are hideous, of course they are triggered when it comes to that. Just like /fit/ is triggered when you point out that everybody there is 5'8 at tops

http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Chair

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Chair

What's wrong with you autists?

>>84976387
It's crazy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chair

>>84976410
look at the size of that article, it's a fucking chair we know what they are

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>>84974656

One of the most beautiful women I have ever seen.

No plastic surgery, wearing a shitty costume, bad lighting, and still looks like some sort of goddess.

>>84976418
Please summarize the word chair in a few sentence, that would make it clear what a chair is to a robot/child

>>84969949
Suck it in, Frakes. You walking Shimoda you.

>>84976501
A flat surface raised on legs to an appropriate height for humans, used to sit on. Often they may have additional surfaces in the appropriate place to support the human back or arms comfortably.

>>84975056

RIP Captain Jenkins

>>84976493
XENOS ARE NOT FOR LUSTING

>>84976501
A flat area raised up slightly for someone to sit on. May have a back so you can lean into it and arms to rest your arms on.

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>>84976530
Is this a chair? It fits your description

>>84976568
I can be.

>>84976568
yes

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>>84976262
>check memory alpha for a diagram

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>>84976614

>>84976534
I liked the brief appearance of Captain Keogh too. Poor Odyssey.

Also, thank you based Jelico for putting Troi in a proper back-zip uniform.

>>84976635
Troi was wearing normal clothes because it helps her job as a counselor, people would feel more at ease with someone dressing casually that someone with a uniform

>>84976688
>normal clothes

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>>84976635
starfleet were dirty buggers

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>>84976718
Why did they go with that badge after TNG?

I liked the one in the alternate future where the stripes behind the badge indicated rank, and they got rid of the dots

>>84976718
Lord-a-Mighty Starfleet Kira. Second best Kira.

>>84976757
It would have been better than what they are using on STD(small same colored dots on the badge)

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>>84976688
This ain't no pleasure cruisin' yacht, woman. This is a ship of the line.

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>it's a Beverly episode

>>84973779
Ever hear the term "diversity hire"? Apparently they exist in the future as well.

>>84970282
>Picard was an Ambassador basically. What they meant by "Flagship" wasn't the military sense of the ship that the commander of a fleet would use, but some kind of mobile advert for why you want to join The Federation (look how smart and advanced we are, look at this luxury, you can have this too if you just let us be your bosses forever). And Picard was the chief salesman of the USS Propaganda.

Imagine the look on their faces when 'The Flagship' rolls up to take miners home or whatever.

>>84976838
Dr Crusher's Trill bf doesn't have spots. And the symbiote is possessing the body instead of sharing. And he's acting like the Trill are some insular species and the symbiotic relationship is a secret. And he won't use the transporter because it will kill him.

WTF TNG

>>84977035
Hey, every ship is capable of different things. Look at a lot of the ships the British had until the world wars for instance. They were laden down with scientists of numerous stripes so they could go abroad and study while the captains were given the right to work out treaties and act largely independently (when you're only able to make contact with your superiors every few months you kinda need to be able to do so).

ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS

>>84977122
eww shes gonna fuck riker isn't she

>>84977289
ugh gross, she actually fucked Riker

>>84976688
That only explains why she didn't wear one in her counselling sessions, not the much longer amounts of time she spent on the bridge. And after Dick Jellico scared some sense into her, she wore her uniform all the time.

>>84977181
Is it the best comedy Trek episode? I lost it when Dukat himself gets cucked by the system.

>>84977566
Well the producers wanted some cleavage, and it was inappropriate for the doctor to walk around in a low cut unitard

Can you guys explain to me the relationship of Riker and Troi?
I know they were a couple way before Farpoint Station, and that they were close (intimidate?) friends on the enterprise while fucking with everybody they saw, then they got married. What?

>>84977685
Exes who became friends with benefits while on the Enterprise. But still free to see other people, which they did. Often.

>>84977685
That's about right. They were together but Riker was 'muh career' so he fucked off to get a commission or some shit. Later the two are on the same ship and decide to remain friends/fuck buddies. After the series ended they decided to finally just ruin Riker's glorious beard because reasons.

>>84974182
Oh god, I can't unsee it.

What does your everyday red shirt actually do? Obviously they're not all captains, commanders etc.

Do they just boss around other background characters?

>>84978364
Anything to do with overseeing or navigation, stuff like that. Redshirts are the military officers, rather than operations or science

We know Data is fully functional and proficient in many styles

But is his dick long? Girthy? Did Dr Soong model it accurately or go with a little wish fulfillment?

>>84963857
What episode is this?

Did crew get a choice between the jumpers that Fat Riker and Picard wear, the overhead shirts that the others wear, and the zip up the middle shirts the women use to make their tits look bigger?

>>84970025
Someone needed to ring the dinner bells

>>84978647
Seems like it.

Data's girlfriend had nice tits

Shame he never got to motorboat them

>>84980056
Which gf? Tas was supreme

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>>84980157
Jenna,the one he tried dating in S4

>>84980157
Was he even really in a relationship with Tasha? That episode seemed like his first foray in romantic entanglement and his comment seemed like a throwaway.

>>84980306
I think they were fuck buddies for years

>>84980381
they served together for a few months

>>84974656
>honestly unironically using JJ Trek to insist that it's a good thing to pander to horny teenagers
Wew.

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>it's a Klingon honor episode

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>>84980660
LOOK UPON YOUR EXECUTIONERS KILLER OF CHILDREN!!

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>>84980660
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lJbXdRsKU0

>>84980843
comfy

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>dat Tasha Yar reveal at the end of Season 4

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>>84977525
>implying you wouldn't

>>84981358

She must of begged to be let back in, since she wasn't getting any work after quitting

>>84978364
I don't think they ever go into much detail about this, but I'd guess they hold mission-critical posts that they don't want to acknowledge having.

>Oh, have you met Lieutenant Richardson? He's in charge of Torpedo Bay 3
>You have three torpedo bays?
>Four. Purely for peaceful things though, like launching probes. And coffins.
>So why is he a command officer?
>Would you trust an NCO with 50,000 isotons of antimatter warheaaahaa... I mean, no reason.

>>84981721
yeah, quitting was a massive goof

>>84982435
Torpedo bays are ops

Gold shirt would control it in TNG

>>84982489
Ops is ship operations, like making sure the boat works, only command can give firing orders. Even if there are engineers working down there, the person in charge of the bay will be a command officer, and a real hardass who can get all the Starfleet numales to fire upon someone without hesitation the second it comes down from the bridge commander.

>>84982652
Commander down there is still a gold shirt, like Geordi

>>84982678
Nope, command.

>>84982724
show me one then

>>84982758
There are none that appear, that's what the conversation is about.

>>84978364

>>84970690
I'm pretty sure Kimberley Kane played Crusher in that one

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Look at this swagtastic motherfucker, why didn't he wear this all the time

>>84983207
Seems like he did at every opportunity.

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Any updates on DS9 Bluray or the movies in 3D?

>>84983311
>or the movies in 3D
Why? Why would they do that? 3D looks like shit even when it's done right

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Kes' people give birth out of their backs.

in the episode where Kes starts leaping backwards in time. you see her being born. her mother is standing up and holding a bar above her head. so a doctor can pull a baby out from behind her.

when this episode ends, kes warns them about the Krenum Imperium(year of hell). Yet it still happens.

>>84978364
try not to think about it too hard. the producers never kept shit straight and I don't think they every did proper world building to keep things straight.

Why does the (DS9) intro takes 2 fucking minutes?

>>84983806
And that's not the worst of it. They can only have 1 child.

>>84983931
A big station needs a big intro.

>this thread

Chaka, when the walls fell

>>84975991
same actor

He also plays the french american data hustled in a poker game.

>>84983207
You can only break out the Action Jacket when you have to roll out of enemy fire. Or take it off to hand out tickets to the gun show.

>>84984217
Make a new one or move to this one? >>84980279

>>84970657
cast the ds9 follow up

>>84983311
Aw maaaan, Ezri's gettin' old lady arms. Still fuckable though.

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>>84984505
Captain Sisko. Only guy out there with the range and depth to handle the prophet scenes. Mistress T would be that Kai woman

>>84984431
I moved, you should too

>>84984357
You're retarded

>>84976551
>robot with human memories