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> Realise my bucket of Corona beers is empty
> Have to pop down to local shop for more
> Cashier says "That'll be $6"
> Check wallet, I only have five bucks
> "I'll race you for them"
> Cashier says "What?"
> Random guy in line leans over "Are you serious man, he has the fastest car in all of America"
> "It's cool, I can beat him while riding a shopping cart"
> Cashier "Hey man, you can have the beers for $5, I don't mind"
> "No, we need to race for them"
> Michelle Rodriguez appears and tricks out a shopping cart with some Nitrous
> 100 non descript extras appear, women in short skirts, hot pants, guys dressed like gangstas, rap music playing
> Race kicks off
> $300,000 in property damage and six deaths later, shopping cart crosses the line first
> Surrounded by hot girls celebrating the win
> Cashier walks over "Hey man, heres your beers"
> "Keep them, I only wanted your respect and have my last $5 too"
> Walk off into sunset
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perfect. thank you.
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>>84953202
you're funny / don't need to be anonymous,
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>>84953202
Kino
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>>84953374
This. OP should write for a clickbait site.
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the day drive posting and corona posting merged, it's beautiful
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>>84953202
Thanks man
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>>84953202
I write for Jimmy Falon and will now take this and turn it into a skit for the next FF movie, thanks moron.
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>>84953202
I came here to insult you, but that was pretty funny.T-minus two minutes until it appears on r/4chan.
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>>84953202
unironically 10/10
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>>84953202
Real human bean
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LOL OMG THAT WAS SO FUNNY XD
NO WUNDER THEY CALL THIS PLACE RANDUMB /-\0.o/--
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>>84953202
>you never had your corona!
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>>84953666
Fuck off.
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>shopping cart with some Nitrous
What's the retail on one of those?
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Should I watch all 8 movies to get the joke? I havent seen any of them
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>>84953798
If you seriously haven't seen any of them, watch 1-3 as they're genuinely good car movies.
Don't watch any of the other movies in the series though, they're shit.
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>>84953798
Watch the first 10 minutes of Fate of the Furious as this is note for note what happens
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>>84953788
bout tree fiddy
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Naming the kid Brian was pretty retarded, it didn't have any impact because in-universe he's still alive, they even mention him at some point. Might as well have gone full homage and just call him Paul.
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>>84953886
>Don't watch any of the other movies in the series though, they're shit.
5>3>6>1>4>7>8>2
Objective order
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>>84953202
Top fucking notch.
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>>84955671
Nope. That shit was genuinely funny to me.
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>>84955671
the fucked up thing is here you are getting a (You) even though I didn't give him one for his well-executed shitpost. Lick my taint.
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