Are you going to watch The Layover? Starring Kate Upton

Yes.

dude boobies lmao

>>84940759
literally fan service: the film

>>84940759
hell no dadario looks like a ghoul and upton has no hips

assmen BTFO

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>>84940759

>googled it
>director: William H. Macy

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>>84940844
he knew exactly what he was doing

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she a master seamstress or sumthin
how she make a bikini outta that

>>84940832
he says with cheeto dust covering his face and hasn't left the house in two weeks.

>>84940844
fucking based madman did it

nah I don't have such pedestrian kinks

Does anyone have the webm of Daddario walking like she's high on something?

>>84940933
Her roastie was inflamed.

>>84940759
OK, I'm sorry, but really? Are you kidding me right now? Putting aside that this type of premise is beyond dead and tired, for this to come out in a post-Wonder Woman era, this is fucking insulting. Don't get me wrong, I love beautiful women with curvy bodies as much as the next guy (and girl, for that matter; whatever rocks your boat, ladies, I don't judge), but really, we're still doing this? And there's not even a hint of subtlety to it. Guy coming between two best friends. Haha, you're so clever, movie! Why don't you hit me in the face with this sledgehammer of a symbolism while you're at it? But if you're gonna do this, at least put some kind of spin on it! Why not make one of the girls gay (I don't care if it's Alexandra or Kate's character, either one will work) and have her struggle with confessing her love to her best friend?

>>84940966
is this pasta?

>>84940759
>>84940759
TITTY KINO

>>84940759
She's way too pale

>>84940759
Giv palefu

>2 girls fighting for a white man
I know this is fiction and all but c'mon!

>>84940985
it was one of the comments on the trailer.

>>84940759
Depends on if they actually show their tits, not this tease bullshit. After Mammario's scene in True Detective, I'm expecting something good.

>>84940861
will mvp ever stop fighting cans

>>84940759
they should have casted Cavill or at least Thor. Its fucking unbelievable that these 2 10/10 babes are fighting over some 8/10 guy ffs

>>84941654
Women are extremely petty anon. They'll fight over shit if they think it's somehow valuable to other women.

>>84941759

This.

I put my wedding ring on: bitches flirt and even initiate conversation

Wedding ring off: I talk to no women all day outside of work or family

No tits no ticket money.

Looks like Milkino's back on the menu boys!

How many milkies out of 10 will this boobkino get??

Ill watch for double pusy

>>84941879
That's a good tip

>>84940759
why is pale skin so fucking sexy?

>>84941003
>She's way too pale
i will fucking find you orange-skin-white-girl loving fuck
you retards who hate natural pale skin are a defect
orange skin genocide when

Battle of the Semen Demons.

>>84942106
jesus christ, calm down cum skin

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>all dem mammaries

>>84941879
Should I start wearing a fake wedding ring and pretend I'm married?

>>84942202
why is the teddy so sweaty?

>>84942211

Can't hurt.

You have an excuse to:

>Not bring her home
>Not reply right away to any text
>Not pick up at all and call back whenever
>Bolt from her presence unexpectedly
>Not introduce her to anyone in your life.
>You can prop her up comparing her to your imaginary wife, saying in what ways she is so much better

It should work out unless you fall for the bitch.

>>84942211
It only works if you're relatively good looking.

>>84940832
>dadario looks like a ghoul

She needs to thiccen up'--fill out that demon body of hers

>>84942405
Fuck off, her weight is perfect. Any heavier and she'd be fat.

>>84942405
I want to rub her breasts to make them bigger

>>84940966
I agree we need lesbian scenes to huh ual representation or something

>Daddario is older than Upton
wtf

Alex has given up on becoming a serious actress.
She couldn't even find a guy to marry her.
Shame on her.

>>84941618

no

>>84942685
>Daddario is older than Upton
Holy shit...she's 30 years old, I thought she was in her early twenties. No wonder she did that nude scene, she's getting desperate, won't be long before she turns into a hag.

>>84942685

Upton looks almost 40.

>>84942812
holy shit, she's fucking 31!?
I thought she was like 25.

poor girl.
she's done, boys.

>>84942812
>>84942860
>basement dwelling virgins talking about the expiration date of girls that would never go anywhere near them
kek

>>84940857
>>84940844
i'm sure fucking felicity huffman can get tiring after a while

>>84942893
>defending the honor of women that will never know he exists
lel

>>84942893
>he's so desperate to lose his virginity he defends celebrity sluts on a Mongolian horse-riding forum
lmao

>>84942493
THICCER

>>84942893
>only chad may comment on women
You know you're pathetic right?

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>>84942579
she's not a genie anon...but you could sell her your soul and she'd do it

>>84942685

Upton is always out in the sun modeling bikinis.

>>84940861
What's the story behind that pic?

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>>84943178
so's alex!!`

>>84942685
I'm 25 and was shocked to learn that she's younger than me by like 2 months.

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Where can I find more of this small tits bullying/breast envy porn? What is the search term? Help. I'm desparate.

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Will the setup for the sequel be the girls encountering these two milktanks?

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>>84943238
>Team Titty movie never

>>84942893
youre probably a kissless handholdess incel virgin projecting. its always you loser types that defend famous women and hate seeing guys comment on them.

matter of fact, only a fucking virgin whos never been in a relationship would think women cant be critized or that their looks arent the most focal point of their being most of the time.

>>84943238
they should just make a movie with alex, kat and christina, they're all so big and pale it's amazing
their rivals could be kate, charlotte mckinney and some other tanned blonde

>>84943288
Do you need a safespace, snowflake?

>>84943341
no im just violently against feminist behavior in men

>>84940759
I'm going to start out this post by confirming that I am an assman, but Daddario's tits are leagues superior to Upton's.

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>>84940966

>>84940966
lol

>>84941003
Shit taste faggot.

>>84942211
THIS SUMMER

>>84943625
ONE MAN

>>84943672
ONE WEDDING RING

>>84943202
>What's the story behind that pic?

UFC fighter ducked as his opponent was going for a knee, he took the knee clean in the head and his skull caved like an egg hit by a spoon

>>84940759
Is she really getting second billing behind Upton? Ouch.

https://youtu.be/lvhnNd0RoT8?t=10s

Will Kurt Eichenwald watch it?

>>84943222
https://www.reddit.com/r/BreastEnvy/

>>84943843
Two things reddit is good for, porn and science.

>>84943717
Damn.

My dick is going to make me watch it

>>84940759
No.

>>84941003
Shut the fuck up, Krager.

Kate Upton isn't worth watching, ever.

inb4 a Maytag salesman tries to trick me

>>84945226
This
She's ugly and can't act

>>84943222
i love chestlet bullying!!

>>84943911
>reddit
>science
Pseudo science by 1st year undergrads frantically wikipedia searching maybe

>>84945299
you gay son?

>>84941654
Would have been funnier if the guy was a total dork

>>84945467
>DUDE TITS LMAO
people like to say Margot Robbie is a fridge, but Upton is the original fridge
she's be a butterface, but she has a shit body, so I can't even give her that much credit.

>>84943717
Was not in the ufc, you mong.

>>84943238

No because neither of these whores will wear bikinis on camera

>>84940966
Is this from a reddit thread? If it is, someone please post link I want to see the replies.

>>84941654
>Cavill
Nobody fighst for a balding cuck

>>84940966
subtle

>>84943717
>the sound when it connects

jeez

If it's on TV I might not change the channel. But I'm certainly not going to pay or go out of my way to download it. DDaddario is hot as hell and Upton has good tits, but that isn't a particularly strong reason for me to watch it. There's shit loads of porn out there if I just want to ogle some big tits.

>>84943287
Oh my god, her cleavage goes all the way up to her neck....

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>>84945958
A titjob from her would take me to heaven.

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>>84946039
i'd use her as a waterbed

>>84945818
Evans admitted to be balding and shilled publicly for Hillary. There's no bigger cuck

>>84942893
>>84943341
Pathetic, not even making sense with the snowflake thing at the end.
>>84943288
>>84943432
This guy is right about everything.

>>84946071
>>84943287
what's her secret?

>>84946122
god-tier genetics

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>>84945885
>the way he dropped to the ground holding his head

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VplnCL0zfs

>>84945467

>millions of porn videos out there with some of the most genetically perfect women out there
>wow you don't think this random chick with big tits and nothing else is perfect lol ur ghey!

Titfucking her seems like it'd be fun, but anything else would just seem weird. Like why am I doing anything with this pair of tits not involving the pair of tits?

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>>84946122
either luck or she's been in contact with some darker powers

>>84946219
any good movie/tv show she was in?

>>84946231
Mad Men

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>>84943238

>>84946308
he said good

>>84940759
I thought everyone had forgotten about Kate Upton by now.

>>84946231
firefly

>>84940759
Is it just me, or is the guy not hot enough to justify this premise? Good body but face is meh, and that hippie haircut doesn't help.

Who gave Kate Upton the impression and the confidence to think she could be an actress?

>>84946484
insecurity

>>84940966
>feminist pasta tastes the best
traditional homemakers BTFO

Alex is so pretty. I love her tetons too but man. Pretty.

>>84946500
Tit fags who ignore that she is just a refrigerator with nice tits

>>84946628
I'd rather stare at her eyes than her tits tbqhwu

>>84940759
>competing titcows

YES PLEASE

Odds the guy ends up being gay or otherwise unavailable?

>>84940759
>two hot tit monsters competing for the attention of a bunch of hideous skinnyfat pale kikes
Thank you Abraham

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>>84942211
>>84941879
this is literally what Adam Sandler did in that shitty romantic comedy

>>84940759
ugly face

cow tits

>>84943823
>Will Kurt Eichenwald watch it?

Only if it has tentacle porn.

>>84940759
in phun.org i see a gif with her have sex, any webm of that scene?

>>84940808
>literally fan service: the film

And that is why it is going to be great for the spank bank and I am going to see it.

Why do fucking chestlets even exist? "Women" with C cup breasts and lower should kill themselves.

>>84940808
hell yeah nigga

>>84946071
fuck almighty

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>>84950201

so they can be bullied??

>>84945629
>No because neither of these whores will wear bikinis on camera
dude kat dennings fisted cream into her mouth in broke girls. she'd literally do japanese scat porn if you'd just ask.

>>84950311
why is quantum break man awkwardly standing off to the side there?

>>84943238
never knew how much i wanted a titty monster cinematic universe

nobody will watch this in the cinema because they still haven't made it legal to jerk off in public

>>84950444
did you just hit puberty?

>>84950311
you do realize that this is the female equivalent of having some white dude penis-shamed by another character's BBC?

>>84943716
ONE LITTLE LIE

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>>84950488

yeah

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>>84950311
this

>>84940759
nah. Will look forward to the webms tho

I like this film.

>>84950311
>>84950593
>boner

what show is this from?

>>84950485
no, just thought the sjw boogeyman would stop it from even starting is all.

>>84940759
yes. and i'm not even a boob guy.

>>84950625
Why does ASR always have that same look on her face?

>>84940966
hot

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>>84940844
>all our shitposting about titty battles deathmatches
>William H. Macy was in those threads writing a script

>>84950593

What is this from?!

I'll see it for boobs and for Badger

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>care to support my dying career, anon?

>>84951032
you know Chad is going to end up losing both chicks to Badger by the end of the film.

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>>84946071

>>84951094
Y-Yes Mammario.

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>>84951189
>the pact has been initiated

>>84950790
Conviction

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>>84951094
YOU CAN'T HAVE MY SOUL

>>84946143
what a nice progressive society
fat smelly niggers on the subway

>>84942935
>>84942905
>calling you a fucking disgusting retard is "whiteknighting"

uh oh someones feefees got hurt

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>>84951362

>>84950593
MORE

PLEASE

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>>84951471
>saying feefees

Grow up anon

>>84951710
anyone got the webm where gal gadot in lingere bullies a womanlet in a dressing room?

fuck why is that shit so hot

>>84951795
I want to see that

>>84951795
It's funny because they're trying to act like Gal Gadot is hotter than Isla Fisher, but it falls flat.
>those no ass shots of the reptilian
>those subtle sneak-ins of Isla Fisher's ass
I laugh anytime someone posts that webm.

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>>84951795

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>>84951795

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>>84951795
Gal is an amazonfu

will bare titties be shown? or is this movie a giant tease

>>84951936
>Jew
>'Amazonfu'
lmao

>>84952050
seeing them bare is overrated

just watch the leaks or true detective

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>>84951914
>>84951935
>>84951936
>a full head taller

Jesus Christ, anons.

>>84942685
succubi blood

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>>84951914
>>84951935
>>84951936
cute

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>>84950311

>>84942685
She looks it. Why is this a surprise to anyone?

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>>84951189
>let's begin

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>>84950444
Here comes the destructive villain

>>84952102
there better be a lot of skimpy outfits then, I want to see some sling bikinis

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>>84940966

>>84940759
I'm conflicted. DATdario has a better body overall but Upton has dem huge pillowy tits and prettier face...why couldn't he have both?

>>84952614
s-shoopd?

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>>84953310
>prettier face

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>>84953342
nah

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>>84951914
>>84951935
>>84951936
giv jew gf

>>84953475
she can't keep getting away with it

>>84953475
That one is, though.

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>>84953403
Objectively.

>>84953403
yes

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>>84953585
yup i just like thinking about how big she could have ended up if she had a kid or two

>>84953594
>>84953589
>>84953403
don't get me wrong, they both have beautiful faces, but upton is on average prettier. I'm sure you can cherry pick bad pics of both, but, FOR ME, kate is prettier by a cunt hair.

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>>84953589
>>84953594
let's not be hasty, gentlemen

>>84953625
hah I thought that was Mrs. Featherbottom before I zoomed in.

>>84953625
Are these the people we let teach our children?

>>84953751
I want her to tutor me if you know what I mean.

>>84953625
okay kids, todays word is motorboat

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>>84953834
surely you mean udder

>>84943911
I FUCKING LOVE LE EPIN SCIENCE!! NEIL DETOKEN TYSEN BASED

Boy the shill sure are working overtime for this one. I'm shocked to see them take a break from capeshit.

>>84943911
more like porn and niche enthusiast hobbies because forums have been on a decline for what seems like ages now.

>>84940759

>>84950824
she's short enough to get a wiff always

>>84950518
AND TONS OF WOMEN

How do Dadda's nipples look?

>>84956258
Violently massive

>>84956258
As gross as the rest of her

>>84950625
>bullied
I dunno Anon, ASR is a special case and her waist/hips/ass blow Upton's out of the water

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>>84956723
that is not upton

>>84956849
It may as well be

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>>84956849
to be fair charlotte is also a fridge but more like a mini fridge
ASR pretty much btfo everyone in that regard except enji but she deserves it poor girl, she's like five foot nothing in heels

>>84940966
>(and girl, for that matter; whatever rocks your boat, ladies, I don't judge)
This line is key.

>>84956849
butterface desu

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>>84940759
How comfy would it be if she was your gf?

Why don't they just do proper porn?
They would make heaps of money in one month, far more than they make in a year with these movies that flop.

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>>84957022
>feet on the counter

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>>84957064
Who cares when she'll do things like this for you?

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>>84957022
God she's just so qt.

>>84956956
Enji does have a better waist-hip ratio, but ASR has a better ass

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>>84957675
what if we combined enji and ASR?

>>84957675

>people praise enjis "hips" when its all in her thighs

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>>84953625

EACH TIDDY BIG AS ELMO'S HEAD!

LET'S COUNT THEM...ONE, TWO! TWO TIDDIES!

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>>84958082
>two! two humongous milkbags! ah ah ah!

>>84940966
>for this to come out in a post-Wonder Woman era

did gal galdot smash the patriarchy?

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>>84946143
>throws a fucking pokeball at him

>>84940759
going nude really paid off ...

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>>84950877
Any news about titcow cameos?

>>84940966
ask me how I know your a girl

>>84961042

From the very first sentence...

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>>84940759

MADMAN IS MACY IS ACTUALLY DOING IT

HE'S USHERING IN A NEW AGE OF KINO

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>all these people posting morphs of Christina or having low res garbage

please stop
t. someone with minimally having 6 gb of Christina
provided, there are some dupes, due to some forums having crappy MQ instead of HQ, or missing some other pap's set of candids or photoshoots at an event

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I did a double take, thought that was Drew Scanlon in the trailer

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>>84942202
>open in new tab to save image
>4cdn timestamp filename starts with 15* instead of 14*

>>84961946
oh fuck
only the other day it was 11*
where did the time go

>Tittykino Cinematic Universe

Buckle up lads.

>>84947903
>Adam Sandler
>in that shitty romantic comedy
Good job you included the pic

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>>84945629
does a single image of either of them in a bikini exist?

>>84951189
still keking to myself after a few minutes reading this

it works on so many levels

>daddario
>mommy
>mammaries

>>84962944
Other than what you posted, no.

>>84940844
ghouly shit
B A S E D

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"TITCOWS! You're under arrest"

>>84943167
damn you silver eyed wiiiiiitch

>>84951610
SAG awards

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>>84940759
>my breast envy fetish is finally hitting the big screen
Thank you, God. Thank you so much.

>>84951610
wtf no

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>>84965518

>>84953625
om nom nom mommmeeeeeh

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You just know Daddario is going to end the movie by stealing Kate Upton's soul and breast size. No more envy necessary

>>84952637
UNDERRATED JIFF

>>84956877
mckinney is way hotter that upton and doesnt have her mustache

>>84966874
she's a butterface tho

>>84943717
dood that mental image

>>84965518
>The "envious" one has huge tits

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>>84965518
we made it, bros

>>84967042
Makes it even better

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>>84946071

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>>84940759
So movies are just soft-core porn now?

Interesting...

>>84967097
why are chinks so cute bros?

>>84940844
Literally /ourguy/ and the chad as his self insert is hilarious

>>84945556
Haha yeah can you imagine a 10/10 girl talking to a stupid dork guy haha what a ridiculous premise haha

>>84940844
My first reaction was "What the fuck is he doing?" but now I'm thinking this is a pretty /ourguy/ movie.

>>84940759
FUCK YES FINALLY

>>84967298

They look like children with downsyndrome.

>>84967298
Gooks do nothing for me. Not even a tickle. My erotic cinema collection through the ages has had zero asians in it.

>>84967042
>titcows getting jealous of even bigger titcows
Even better desu.

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>>84940759
>no milana action
dropped

>>84968216

The same.

Though there's been a couple Filipinos that did the trick. No Chinese/Korean/Japanese.

>>84957675
ASR's ass is just a meme. Practically any girl will look like she has a nice ass if she's wearing heels and a nice, tight dress.

>>84943911
>science
lol, fuck no
And Reddit isn't good for porn. It's alright for porn.

Bing is good for porn.

>>84940759
I've already seen their tits, so nah.

I need a titcow competition movie with someone like Christina Hendricks and some other chick. It'd be about Hendricks trying to steal someone like Daddario's boyfriend throughout the entire film. Shenanigans, plenty of lewd situations, but no nudity.

The climax involves Daddario's boyfriend choosing her for good after Hendricks gets exposed for the witch she is, or something, whatever.

It looks like a happy ending, and then, after 100 minutes, Christina Hendricks flashes the dude her gigantic tits. They're on screen for ten wonderful seconds: Five seconds in a wide shot, then we see Daddario and her (now) fiancee, and then five seconds of a close-up on Hendricks' tits. Daddario's boyfriend goes over to Hendricks and they walk away.

The end.

>>84948266
or child porn (male)

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>>84940759
>we're actually getting a titcow movie

Where's Hendricks?

wonder if daddario will ever get em out again

>>84969678
For her loving christian husband when he takes her reborn virginity on her wedding night.

>>84940759
I mean I'll probably pirate it on a day where I'm bored.

The movie story is fucking stupid though. Like if they're that close of friends and they both want to fuck this dude that they won't see ever again then why don't they just have a threesome?

>>84940759
anyone can post Daddario's interracial scene from that horror movie?

>>84970234
Americans are incapable of sharing or cooperating.

>>84946685
Considering there are many shitty 'actresses' who are fridges with NO tits I'd say it's an improvement.

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>>84946143
>>84958261

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>>84946375
>would watch is singles policy allows

>>84941003
agree

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tit shaming is my fetish

>>84973163
>that smirk when mara glances over her sisters underdeveloped chest

>>84943167
I have a message for you. You won't like it. pray for boobs

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>>84946375

>>84940759
whatever this is, this is what i kall keno

>>84973163
never really been into kate but damn she looks good with that hairstyle and dress

>>84973163
Kate is just fat.

>>84973570
t. rooney

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>>84940966
What a waste of dubs

>>84941654
You are obviously a virgin-NEET because you obviously dont understand women.
If you dont pay attention to women, they go after you more. They crave it and even if youre a 1/10, if you arent at their mercy, they will do anything to get you there

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>>84946375
>pre-reduction Ariel

ah, the mammaries

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>>84974067
;_;

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>>84974089
>>84974067
>they weren't even done growing
We never got to see them at their peak, boys. We will never know what could have been. Fucking CRIMINAL.

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>>84945625
>he gets rectum ravaged when people call any generic underwear fight "ufc"
No one cares, faggot. It's just two monkeys smashing each other's heads in. UFC, MMS, underwear fighting, faghug; doesn't matter.

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>>84946375

>>84940759
What the fuck. Downloading now.

>>84973877
This is bullshit. You have to be physically attractive to women before you can pull off an aloof non-needy personality.

A good-looking needy guy is going to get a lot more sex than an average non-needy guy.

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>>84974067

>>84946039
>and then letting go all over those glasses with thick arcing ropes of nut, glazing her open mouth and neck
fuck yeah bro

we should jack off together some time

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>>84974278
what

There's nothing worse than a chestlet in this world... every time i see a girl with no tits I try to smile if they want to interact with me verbally, but it quickly turns into a laugh, if i didn't have a heart i'd say "sorry young man" and just walk away, stop wasting my time.

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>>84974130

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>>84974419

>>84940844
Based Bill

>>84951610
>the boi is white
WTF! The rabbi will hear about this ...

>>84974703
That was awful. Can't believe I read all that garbage.

Blonde white male as the love interest? What the fuck, where's idris when you need hin.