>Susie, what have you been looking into recently? Other than

at least post it faggot, that's why no one responded to you in 21 minutes.

Not OP (a faggot)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbcEwxuxE9k

>>84939361
I don't get why they laugh so hard at this joke. He's made funnier and dirtier jokes than that on the show.

>>84940263
I always got the feeling that it wasn't a scripted moment. Jimmy's comedy is scripted, but I feel like in that moment something else was supposed to be said, but just then he was like "wait a minute". It's just a sort of left-field surprising joke that is right on the cusp of not making sense.

>>84940304
I'll buy that.

>>84939361
>British people are allowed to sexually degrade women because they're out of their league publicly on television
Truly a different time

>>84940371
It is weird that famous Brits are allowed to call people faggots and sluts and people just laugh about it. Weren't they supposed to be the ones who are less free?

>>84940396
that's our culture you bigot
only people we can't offend are brown people who then make documentaries about marrying their cousins and saying its fine then ending the doc with SORRY NOT SORRY MY CULTURE OFFENDS YOU
this actually happened

>>84940975
tbf that documentary did show the real stats about cousin marriges creating retards and pakis being 70% cousin fuckers

im torn on this show

the banter is great
the gameshow is good
but the skits and everything else is cringey as fuck

>>84941069
would I lie to you is waaaaaaay better
>>84941043
nothing we didn't already know
the funniest thing was her actually thinking its fine despite all the paki babies dying due to the inbreeding

>>84940263
Because it was completely unprompted and unwarranted and directed at this really polite and proper woman.

>>84941043
>>84941100
What documentary are you on about?

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>tfw love Countdown but have channel 4 faggot lefty comedians
feels bad man
Just wanna play some word and numbers games with Riley

>>84939361
Can a woman take a joke like this without holding a grudge for the rest of her life?

>>84939361
>Is this the best moment in TV history?
nope

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDMyArnIdzY

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>>84939916

I am in the uk

why does channel 4 block their youtube?

why is always the same faces on all british shows? do they have only 10 celebs?

>>84942196
Yes. If you're hot, you can do anything an she'll love it

>>84942196
Depends on the woman
Susie seems pretty chill

>>84942273
They want you to use More4/4OnDemand or whatever. YouTube C4 is only for non-UK.

>>84942279
well, the UK only has about 65mil people

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>>84942301

I don't even own a tv, I am not using their crap to subject myself to watching garbage

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>>84939361
>British women

>>84942337

thats a fat slag m8

>>84939361
Sean carries that show like atlas holding the world up

>>84942279
they don't bring people back if they're not funny and most of our comedians arent funny.

on the topic of british comedy, old seasons of never mind the buzzcocks literally only get funnier when you go back and see the music guests who were there to promote their upcoming single and you don't recognise them at all because it peaked at like 87 in the UK charts and they were dropped.

>>84942337
can i get a name? i want to witness that creature from multiple angles

>>84942377
Roisin Conaty

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>>84942337
>british women

>>84942622
Your point being?

>>84942622
m-mommy

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>>84942661
no! it is not milky time!

>>84940396
>sluts
yes
>faggots
nope

>>84942140
jew

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>>84942337
>british women

>>84940975
>>84941043
>they will literally inbreed themselves into death
fucking kek

>>84939361
It's not even the best moment of cats does countdown.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x18szwk
>have to use dailymotion because channel 4 are faggots

>>84942631
You're gay?

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>>84942800
amerilards wish they had banter like this
amerilards wish they were allowed banter like this

>>84939361
No, because the joke doesn't work. It gets a good laugh for its audacity, but the next second, you think "why would a woman being looking into glory holes, they're a gay thing", and the humour evaporates.

>>84942622
When did her arse get so massive?!

>>84942907
Anon, I... women can be on the other side of a glory hole too, you retard.

>>84940263
>84940263

well, it's not as funny if the op gives away the joke.

>>84939361
laffed hard desu

>>84942923
Oh okay, it's about her somehow habitually going into men's toilets that are used for gay cruising, and looking through the glory holes. It doesn't work, does it?

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>>84942919
since always

>>84942907
>why would a woman being looking into glory holes, they're a gay thing

not exclusively you inbred

>>84942945
What doesn't work is your brain, I'm afraid.

>>84942955
What is the ratio of gay men to women that you think have had the thought "Hmm I really wish I was sucking a penis right now. It would be kind of a pain to find one to suck so I'll go service some possibly hideous disease ridden stranger in a public restroom."?

>>84939361
>>84942800

Best Sean Lock

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9PDG5EODSw

>>84943030
The percentage between genders doesn't matter one fucking bit you fucking retard. You think only men are fucking perverts?

>>84943030
This isn't about ratios its about "is the concept of women using a gloryhole completely foreign or does it actually happen"

Yeah it happens so the joke makes sense that's really as there is to it.

>>84942955
Yes, exclusively. There are no glory holes in women's toilets.

>>84942984
The joke is shit. The idea is that she's going into toilets used for cottaging and looking through the glory holes. She likes looking for and presumably sucking gay male dicks. What does that even mean as a joke? It's too tenuous. It's like "what have you been doing recently? Apart from heroin" to someone with no history of drug use, it's like, what the fuck? It's too much of a leap with too little context. The only basis for it is the structure of the language, it has no basis in observation or character.

>>84943073
Yes, it does matter. First of all, a toilet used for that purpose is going to probably stop being active immediately if a woman enters.

>>84943074
No it fucking doesn't. No woman has ever done that, it is completely foreign, which is why the joke fails.

>>84943111
>>84943082
>gloryholes only exist in toilets

nah

>>84943073
>You think only men are fucking perverts?
I think female perverts aren't the type of perverted that wants to suck indiscriminate dirty penises.

>>Yeah it happens
Prove it.

This is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXom0OP3Rwk

>>84943134
>Prove it.

How do you think your mom and I met?

>>84943111
>No woman has ever done that
I can show you a bunch of videos of women using glory holes

>>84943130
What the fuck do you even think a glory hole is? The joke depends on the image of a glory hole as understood by everyone, except apparently you.

>>84943153

Is David Mitchell transitioning?

>>84943172
gogle iz 2 herd :((

>>84943165
A bunch of fake staged porn videos of women pretending to use them doesn't alter the fact that no active glory hole has ever been used by a woman. Gay men tend not to stick their dicks into women's mouths.

And how much "looking" is involved, anyway? It's like Jimmy doesn't know what a glory hole is.

>>84943165
That isn't evidence of women normally using glory holes. That's evidence of porn scripted to have women using glory holes.

>>84943196
No, everyone knows what it means, but you seem to think that they exist other than in toilets, so what are you talking about?

>>84943198
>Gay men tend not to stick their dicks into women's mouths
it's like talking to a bot this is amazing

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>mfw

>>84943215
Dude, you don't know what a glory hole is, you can just admit it. The situation has never arisen in reality that a woman has gone into a gay cottage and used a glory hole. It hasn't even happened once. The joke only works for people who cackle like hyenas at anything "rude" even if it makes no sense, which describes most British peasants, but if you're here I assume you want to engage some level of evaluative critical thinking.

>>84941115
>really polite and proper woman
she's dressed like a whore

>>84943277
beep boop

>>84943277
>but if you're here I assume you want to engage some level of evaluative critical thinking.
see now it's your jokes that make no sense

>>84943277
you're probably baiting but they exist in brothels or porno sets or one of those oldschool adult kinoplexes or under the poster on your mother's bedroom door.

>>84943305
You haven't a leg to stand on, get laid.

>>84942622

Bet she could pull a plow like nobody's business.

>>84943209
Swingers clubs often have them and some sex shops have them too. Besides that I'm not sure where you might find one with a woman inside

Only time I've seen one in a toilet was at a gay club in Cardiff (also there was shit smeared on the wall inside).

Never seen one in a public toilet, but figure that it would be at cottaging hotspots for teh gays

>>84943327
There aren't any brothels in the UK, they're illegal beyond very strict limits, and there are no glory holes in them.

Porno sets - so not in reality, right.

Oldschool adult kinoplexes - all gone for years in the UK.

>>84943277
Fucking hell lad, get yourself to a glory hole and calm down

>>84942907
>Glory holes are a gay thing
They're an "I wanna suck some dick/get my dick sucked thing".
The whole point is you don't know who's on the other side, so while yes, they're predominantly used by men, they're supposed to remove you from the other person, making it less intimate.
They also have them in seedy porno shops I think, so it isn't just make toilets. But I think the main point here is that you're being needlessly anal about an offhand joke. Not our fault you can't handle the banter desu

>>84939361
do bongs use those gay little towels to wipe their bitch eyes every time they laugh

>>84943356
>There aren't any brothels in the U.K.

Just because something is illegal doesn't mean that Pete the pub landlord doesn't rent out the upstairs for sex workers.

>>84943356
damn i didn't know you could only joke about things that are happening or at the peak of their popularity in the present second.

>>84943345
You wouldn't find one with a woman inside, that's the point. Nobody could think of a scenario that would make the joke work. Swingers' clubs would be the one place, but it's not that common, and look how long it took anyone to think of that example, despite furiously defending the joke because it was about rudie sex0rs lol!

>>84943356
>There aren't any brothels in the UK
That's really odd, I wonder what the place I went to was then

>>84943380
Do Americans use toilet paper after shitting? The answer to both your question and mine is no.

>>84943406
>despite furiously defending the joke because it was about rudie sex0rs lol!
You're literally the only one furious about this

>>84943376
It's witless. When a joke relies on "something sexual + someone unsexy", it's weak. This is a thread suggesting that it's the best moment in TV history. I haven't seen them in a sex shop. Notice that you're saying "porno", like the other guy did about the movie sets. I guess it's a joke for people who call porn "porno" in 2017.

>>84943397
There are loads of places where more than one sex worker works, but none of these are brothels, and they're not about to drill a hole in the fucking wall.

>>84943376
>an offhand joke
his point is that it's a retarded joke and he's right. putting aside details of glory hole usage there's no connection to reality there that would trigger a humorous paradigm shift. it's just retards sperging out because they're shocked

>>84943450
>there are places where sex workers congregate and provide services to customers BUT these are NOT BROTHELS

what the fuck are you on about

>>84943414
There are loads of shared flats, usually with a great deal of stage managing to keep you from seeing any girl but the one you came for so that everyone has plausible deniability, but a brothel proper, with a line up and a customized venue, no. Maybe you went to a shared flat, maybe you went to a parlour, but you didn't go to a brothel in the UK. Not more than once, anyway - it'd have been raided.

>>84943456
This. Thank you.

>>84943456
It's a good joke because she doesn't look like the sort that'd be waiting for a cock on the other side of a glory hole. It's one of the most basic joke structures. Our expectations were subverted to an amusing situation.
Are yanks just against fun? Is this the effect of puritanical religious prudes?

>>84943356
>There aren't any brothels in the UK
There are, they're just not allowed to manage the business as a brothel.

They usually operate as "massage parlours" or "private clubs" and the girls working inside sell sex. The management cannot sell those services themselves.

>>84943476
See >>84943485

>>84943398
Not much of a defence of th

>>84943523
*the joke.

>>84943516
No line-up, and only a couple of girls on at once = not a brothel.

You have to watch the whole bit to get the joke. The preamble to this was joe wilkinson bringing russian nesting dolls and one of them was painted like susie and it had a pair of binoculars and he implied susie liked looking in on people. Jimmy just took that a step further in her introduction, throwinng in glory holes for maximum yuks

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>>84943548
Mate just shut the fuck up already

>>84943172
You stupid fucking retard the joke is that she is so cockdepraved hungry hungry cockhippo that she is literally going to gloryholes to get cock, doesnt matter if its in a pornstore or a seedy bar you stupid fucking retard

>>84943513
I'm the main person calling this joke shit, and I'm in the UK.
It's a bad joke because it took the people who find it funny a long time to think of a situation in which the scenario it describes could ever happen. She doesn't, no, because the sort you'd expect are gay men. And the joke isn't "she looks like a gay man", it's "sexless person + sex = funnee".

No, finding a basically weak and witless joke funny because it mentioned sex is the effect of puritanical religious prudery.

>>84942622
P L U M P
L
U
M
P

>>84943626
But they don't exist in either of those places. They exist in toilets used by gay men, and maybe some swingers' clubs.

>>84943628
While you're here autistically overanalyzing a joke he's making thousands of people laugh.
You wish you were 1/1000th as funny as he don't you you inbred autist?

>>84943628
beep boop

>>84943585
Legally, that's not the definition that prevents Britain from having line-up places.

>>84943548
>No line-up, and only a couple of girls on at once = not a brothel.

m8, guys go to a brothel to fuck women for money.
They don't consider that they're not getting the full brothel experience if all the girls don't come out to say hello before your railing one of them

>>84942362

And he's not even there half the time. Do you think he just gets tired or is there something more to it?

>>84942954
fucking hell that's a fat arse

need to pound that

>>84943670
I'm not overanalysing the joke, even analysing it slightly reveals it as rubbish. Your pleb reactions to my pointing this out are amusing me far more than Jimmy Carr amuses you. Why would I want to amuse people who'd laugh at such witless material? Chubby Brown's rich and I don't envy him either.

>>84943658
Yes they do you fucking autist. Every single gayclub for lesbos and fags have one as well, and spoilers: straight women go to gayclubs!

>>84943699
Yes they do.

>>84943728
This is hilarious, you've clearly never left the house, let alone been to a gay club.

>>84943670
>making thousands of people laugh
it made some idiots laugh from surprise and then thousands of other idiots subconsciously copied those people like monkeys.

though if >>84943574 is right then maybe there was some more context that makes this into a real joke. that said if the people shilling the joke didn't realize the background was important they're probably just laughing at the monkey level

>>84943775
Yeah, though even that context makes it seem weak. "Bedroom windows" would be better than "glory holes". There's a load of places you can go from voyeurism and he picked the least likely, as well as the least primarily associated with voyeurism.

>>84943727
>>84943775
>i'm so smart and woke, not like the rest of the sheeple *tips fedora*

>>84943040
Every time i watch this is lose it. I was in tears when this went out on telly for the first time

>>84943830
if being a monkey makes you happy just go with it. why are you so concerned with what others think of your intelligence?

>>84943826
Daily reminder that ironic shitposting is still shitposting.

>>84943775
It's also a play on words, that's why when he repeats the question "what have you been looking at recently?" with nothing inherently offensive people laughs again.

>>84943830
No, let's be real here, Jimmy Carr's audience are mostly suburban mouthbreathers. The overlap between owning one of his DVDs and owning an item of Minions merch must be pretty high.

>>84943704
He fucking hates playing countdown. He always whinges about it on the show for laughs and every time it appears more genuine. His nonsense "mascots" and general no-fucks, sulky attitude is down to him not wanting to be there

>>84943903
It's not shitposting, it's genuine commentary on a bad joke. Nobody asked you to chimp out, you did that on your own.

>>84943942
>it's genuine commentary on a bad joke
it took half the thread for you to even be on the same page as the rest of us, you're not very good at the whole commentary thing

>>84943942
My first post in the thread, but nice projecting.

>>84943967
Did you even read my posts? I haven't changed my position at all.

>>84943978
You had no reason to wade in and miss the point. You replied to a clearly serious post with an accusation of shitposting. How is it projecting?

>>84944046
I call it shitposting because no one is actually as autistic as the display you've been putting up.

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I can't believe you faggots are actually arguing over a throwaway punchline on a panel show. The joke was funny because it came out of nowhere and it was harsh. There's a reason everybody else laughed at it.
You fucking spergs. What a pathetic display of pointless, hollow dick-waving.

>>84944019
you're still struggling with words I see

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>>84942362

Atlas held up the sky, anon.

>>84944069
It's not a question of being autistic. The people on here who defended the joke took about a quarter of an hour to think of a single scenario that would make the joke work. Now, I don't think these posters are going to be much slower on the uptake than the typical member of that audience who were howling at the joke. So the joke was laughed at by people who didn't know what they were laughing at. Autistic overanalysis is faulty analysis. The extremely basic analysis I made rang true enough for a bunch of plebs here to have a shit-fit. Of course it amused me, but that doesn't make it shitposting.

>>84944160
No, you are, read the entire thread again.


>>84944127
>There's a reason everybody else laughed at it.

Yeah, they're easily-shocked plebs.

>>84944127
>laugh at stupid shit on a lowest common denominator level
>come to /tv/ to make a thread about the epic joke that you only think is funny because you saw other people in hysterics
>get this triggered when other people don't find it funny because you're somehow invested in people sharing your response to unexpected, harsh things
sad.

>>84944219
It took less than a second to think of a scenario to make it work for all the non-autist. That's the point.

>>84943277
Pay very close attention folks: this is what true genuine actual autism looks like.

>>84944281
Not as seen on this thread. They weren't thinking of a scenario, they were laughing at the conjunction of a sexless person and a sex-related term. People like you should really be on Digital Spy, you know?

>>84942374
Mark Lamarr era of NMTB was GOAT. There's nothing like it now. Even HIGNFY with Angus Deayton was better (although it's difficult to watch old episodes of it now due to the "in the moment" nature of it).

>>84944293
>true genuine actual

Pretty autistic writing style you've got there.

Really loving that this autistic debate has gone from "it literally doesn't make sense" to "well actually it does but you're stupid for laughing at sex jokes anyway!!!" really good bants lads top thread.

>>84944321
I wouldn't expect an autist to understand the point of writing like that, just ignore the post my man.

>>84944293
You don't know what brothel is! You don't know what gloryhole is! You've never been in a gay bar!
I didn't expect that in a thread about a single joke there will be even more jokes inside.

>>84939361
>>84943220
>>84943153

GOAT moment in UK panel show history.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-I3qREbKqLw

>>84944339
Nobody could defend the joke in terms of a working example until they had been posting in its defence for ages with many examples of things that don't exist. In other words, they had laughed at it without any idea what they were laughing at. Who exactly are you lying about the thread for? I mean, it's right here, anyone can read it.

>>84944369
The point of writing like that is that you're a pleb. Admit it, you have Minions merch in your home.

>>84944410
love this meme

>>84942228
But who likes black people?

>>84944397
Why are you replying to yourself, pleb?

>>84944439
>if I shit the thread I can still win!

>>84942701
Jimmy himself is doing faggot jokes. No way a mainstream comedian would get away with this in US
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPGnoMfJZus

>>84943293
Epic ownage, anon

>>84939361
No, the best moment in TV history was when the kind of people who go to Jimmy Carr gigs were deservedly killed at that Ariana Grande concert.

>>84944479
It's really depressing that you think anyone is a winner in this.

>>84944410
>they had laughed at it without any idea what they were laughing at
The idea of The Dent at a glory hole is ridiculous, it's funny. The unexpected quick delivery of the line is funny. The fact it's quite a nasty thing to say ("uncalled for") is funny. Even those comedians are laughing and god knows they have no sense of humor, right? You're a hoot anon
Please never stop posting

>>84944503
You laughed at the phrase "glory hole" without knowing what it meant, that's far more depressing. The real winner is your education - you'll know better in future.

Is this the best moment in UK television?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2z-AdzgKjY

>>84944510
>thinks comedians laughing on TV are really having fun

Seriously, go back to Digital Spy, this site isn't your speed.

>>84944526
You don't get to do the faux intellectual thing when you're on /tv/ arguing about gloryholes anon it's really embarrassing for both of us.

>>84944502
kek

>>84944503

exactly what a loser would say

>>84944561
This. Just belt up, you spastics.

>>84941043
>70% cousin fuckers
What I don't understand is why MAKING A BABY with your cousin?
I fucked my cousin too but in a completely different context and I would NEVER have a baby with her.

Autism ruined this thread

>>84944561
Thanks for finally getting to the point - you laughed because you're sexually repressed. The joke is only funny to you because you find sexual matters shocking, therefore even the weakest sexual jokes still carry a charge to you. Intellectuals have bodies, and many of them use glory holes. I'm not being faux intellectual, I'm condescending to you because it's funny.

>>84944603
Another frigid pleb sounding off, there.

>>84944712
yikes

>>84944712
>I'm condescending to you because it's funny
BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE YOU'RE LAUGHING AT THINGS YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND NOBODY HAS EVER BEEN CONDESCENDING BEFORE THAT'S NOT A BROTHEL OR A GAY MAN'S TOILET YOU HAVEN'T A LEG TO STAND ON GET LAID YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT BEING CONDESCENDING IS PROVE IT I'LL WAIT

>>84944692
No, I like laughing at people who have bad taste. This has been a great thread.

>>84944853
You seem angry.

>>84944859
>guy who gets proved wrong changes his opinion

makes u think

>>84944933
No, I seem completely retarded and autistic.

>>84944941
But none of the people defending the joke changed their opinion, they just went from quoting bizarre virgin fantasies of where you might find glory holes to "lol autist".

There are no brothels in Britain - not for more than five minutes, anyway. The shared flats and massage parlours that perform the function of brothels have no glory holes. Women don't use glory holes except in porn. Porn cinemas don't exist. Sex shops don't have them. *Maybe* some swingers' clubs have glory holes, but none of you were thinking of them when you defended the joke on the basis of nothing other than your wounded self-love.

You laughed at the combination of a sexless person and a sex-related phrase. That's all there is to it. When defending the joke, you revealed an idea of the sex trade that seemed to be based on warped memories of stuff seen in documentaries about the seventies.

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>>84944401
Severely underrated post

>>84944992
You're just an angry pleb who likes Jimmy Carr because he says rudes, there are millions like you, no need to feel down.

>>84945052
This exact point was debunked half a thread ago anon.

>>84945052
>You laughed at the combination of a sexless person and a sex-related phrase. That's all there is to it.
>>84944510

>>84942228
Kanye West is a good soul.

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>>84939916

>blocked in the UK from watching a clip from a UK tv show

Wat?

>>84945102
Which point? You didn't debunk anything, you're plebs.

>>84945128
That doesn't counter what I said, that's the retardation described from within, my post describes it from the outside. Same situation - sheltered plebs laughing at sex.

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Is this a Holly thread ?

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Holly <3

>>84939361
No, this is:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esyxX0iVnYc

>>84942337
its like her top jaw is trying to eject itself out her face

>>84945062
It's because the spastics in this thread are too busy shouting about glory holes and Muslims inbreeding. This thread had such potential.

Sorry but the reaction of everyone else (especially the roastie) completely ruins this bit

>hahahaha that was so random

No, it was referring to a line from the guy with the dolls about how susie's a slut

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I just watch it for Rachel

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>>84945255
Make it so

>>84943030
you'd be surprised

>>84943277
I know people get told they have autism a lot on this sire but you are definitely autistic

>>84942907
type glory hole into any porn search bar and you'll find mostly women. Is this bait or are you actually retarded ?

>>84946468
Nah mate those are paid actresses.
I go to glory holes regularly to suck dick and most of us are men.
I'm not brit though.

>>84946468
Porn is not real life

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>>84946114
I want to hold her hands with her

>>84942337
>Roisin Conaty
Mick'd

My ex wife and I used to go to glory holes once a month, was fun until she got the aids.

Well a very long and in depth discussion on glory holes isn't what I was expecting when I clicked on to this thread. The answer is no by the way OP.

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B RITISH
B ISEXUAL
C UNTS

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>>84946114

SUSIE BEST GIRL

FUCK OFF RILEYFAGS

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>>84945255

>>84946843
Anon... that shows on Channel 4

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>>84946843
>Sue Perkins has put her tongue in this woman's bum

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>>84946916
C4 is funded by the tv licence

That's good enough for me

>>84946938
but C4 isn't funded by the tv licence, it's why they have shit loads of adverts... anon

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>>84942622
wtf I have a facesitting fetish now

>>84946987
Dual funded, it receives public money from the licence fee.

>>84947039
No it doesn't.

>>84946894
can someone edit out all the bits with keith lemon's face please

>>84947098
Keith is based

>>84946987
>>84947039

Not since something like 1990

>>84947039
Although the Communications Act requires a valid Licence to watch any TV
channel, Section 365 of that Act requires that a person to whom a TV
Licence is issued must pay a fee to the BBC. The BBC is the only recipient
of TV Licence fee revenue. For more information about how the BBC spends
the TV Licence fee, please read the information available via the
following link:
[1]http://www.tvlicensing.co.uk/check-if-yo....

>We can confirm that Channel 4 is a publicly-owned, but commercially-funded
public service broadcaster. Channel 4 was launched on 2nd November 1982
with a unique business model, under the Broadcasting Act 1981. We are
funded predominantly by advertising and sponsorship, but unlike other
broadcasters such as ITV, Channel 4 is not shareholder owned. Furthermore,
we do not receive any public funding, including any portion of the TV
Licence fee. You can find more information about our funding in our annual
report, which is available via our website at
[2]http://www.channel4.com/info/corporate/a.... You can also
access copies of all previous annual reports via this link.

[citation needed] anon

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>>84947098
no

>>84943293
Welcome to 2017 friend.

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>>84947126
still i dont particularly want to masturbate while looking at his face

>>84946988
Isn't that illegal in the UK?

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>>84947208
Only if you pay for it

>>84947208
Can confirm, I was in the privacy of my bedroom having my face sat on when the SAS kicked in my windows and arrested us both :(

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Britfu thread?

>>84944480
it's political correctness joke you retard

>>84940263

Not watched the clip but it's obvious in this show and others like it that they splice in laughs from different moments from the cut material and insert it to make certain jokes seem like they had a better reception.

It's espicially obvious when you see said cut material in the specials and recognize said reaction to a completely other joke. Not saying that was the case here though.

>implying this isn't

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3tUqRBiMVo

>>84942279
Pretty much. All the ones with actual talent move to the US and the U.K. Is left with clown faced hags and middle aged """"""comedians""""""

>>84947259
Sad!

I don't know why the pseudo-intellectual children are discussing about the reality of gloryholes; probably to intellectually compensate for their inability to show any real knowledge that is taught at schools and universities;
but the gloryhole joke came as a response to a segment about the fat bearded guy making caricatures of the panelists and portraying the woman as a voyeur with a photograph, and Jimmy rolled with it about 5 minutes later with the gloryhole joke.

The only low common denominator is one of people incapable of pulling out the full vid in regards to this thread to grasp the core punchline.

You can go off to bed now children.

>>84944401
FUKKEN LOST

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>>84947468

>>84944401
good work anon

>>84939916
>This video has been blocked in your country.
>Channel 4.
>English channel.
>Blocked in England.
What the fuck?

>>84947956
Watch it on 4OD anon, it's just as good as youtube

>>84939361
This is a joke a spastic 14 year old would shout out. It makes no sense, it's bland as fuck and juvenile as shit. If this is the banter Brits are so proud of they can keep it.

>>84947956
pay your youtube license

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>Hey anon! I didn't know you're into biking, want to ride with me?

>>84948006
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcBRePwOPPI#t=1m09s

>>84948048
fuck off you manc supporting jew

>>84939361
Why does Jimmy Carr wear more makeup than a Thai whore and insist on staying with that """laugh"""? He might actually be funny if he wasn't such a fake closet fag

>>84947468
>>84947468
DELETE THIS. I dated a girl that looks just like her and now she's married with kids and it causes me physical pain every time I see her

>>84948146
Makeup is because he has HIV/AIDS

The laugh is his fake "I was told to laugh so here's your pity laugh, please don't think you're actually funny" laugh

>>84948146
Rich's laugh cures cancer, Jimmy's laugh causes it

>>84948114
I'd bury my jew nose into her manc snatch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHP0f3fSzcs

I like it when he's a passive aggresive twat to the audience

halfway through the thread and I must say that the people arguing about glory holes are 100% autistic.
I've had debates like this before on 4chan but at least it's not about a fucking glory hole joke

>>84946493
Thats not my point. Its still not exclusively a woman thing, weather they are paid for it or not

>>84948900
That's a shame, she used to be really cute

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>>84947956
>>84945140
>>84942273
lads you should all be on a VPN since mummy may passed the snooper's charter in december last year

right now there's about 5000+ govt employees who have access to your internet history (at the ISP level)

also you can connect through france or somewhere for watching clips like this (or through USA for USA clips etc)

>>84939361
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hD2CJXUwFuo

>>84939361
british """"humour"""""

>>84949976
Yanks are pure cringe on talk shows. They make one joke then cause scenes or just look really uncomfortable. And Norton is the least of the cringeyness since he's pretty much the GOAT talk show host these days.

>>84950534
Some are shit, like JLaw and Will I Am

Chris Pratt at least puts on a show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXcFGgwP1J4

>>84939361
Might just be