Titty Monster the Movie trailer is actually out and looks fun af... also ALOT OF TITS SEX SCENES AND STUFF
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQ-Qs0zelic
It looks worse than Baywatch.
>>84917119
>no nudity
>no sex scenes
>neither actress does nudes
Dude, you have the internet. You're better than this.
>>84917419
> Literally a sex scene in the trailer
It might not be the most explicit but is a sex scene, you can do better than this.
>>84917119
>Two hot women fighting to fuck a man
I bet the movie is going to end up with them still friends and leave the man in the dust or something cliched
>>84917119
Fap kino is real...
Finally.
>tfw mammario will never be your raunchy litty teacher
>>84918517
>Finally.
Showgirls is almost 2 decades old
Finally, one for us tits guys.
>>84917119
What's the demographic for this film?
i hope william h macy got to kiss the girls if you know what i mean gene
>>84918689
people who like tig ol bitties
>>84918689
males between 4-100.
>>84917119
It's going to suck and honestly just give them money to fuck each other on camera would be cheaper.
>>84917119
>two tit monsters fighting over chad
fuck this, I though it was going to be about them having to turn to weird japanese tit stuff with the first scene
>>84918916
I hope something about the movie sucks
as in their titties
>>84917119
HOW LONG UNTILE FEMINISTS COMPLAIN ABOUT THIS MOVIE TREATING WOMEN LIKE PIEES OF MEAT ALTHOUGH IT ALSO DEPICTS MEN AS PIECES OF MEAT BUT NEVERMIND THAT LET'S TALK ABOUT WOMEN AND HOW THEY FEEL
>>84917119
LOOKS LIKE KINO'S BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
>>84919281
>Looks like chest meat's back on the menu.
>>84919123
>the guy is a chad.
Nothing. If in the final scene they end up being lesbians os okay to feminist.
MY DICK IS READY
BOOBKINO IS BACK ON THE MENU
>>84919123
Do you need a safe space?
>>84919490
Do you?
>>84917119
Looks like R-rated raunchy fun.
But will it be litty?
>>84919123
this is a pretty cringeworthy post, you should probably delete it.
>>84919503
CALL THE BURN WARD WE GOT A LIVE ONE
looking forward to webms
>>84919538
This isn't reddit, only pussies delete their posts, redditor.
>>84917119
is that Col. Flagg?
>>84917119
This looks like a contender for Worst Movie of the Year
>>84918689
Low IQ teenagers who have yet to discover that naked women (including the two in the trailer) are available to look at on the internet
>>84917119
Finally a trailer. This thing has been in the making for a long time.
>>84917119
it looks like another baywatch, that being said i'll still watch it
>>84919123
Literally no hips.
This movie makes no sense. We all know that real life chad would pull off a threesome within a few hours.
>>84919620
Poor daddario, she needs a hit movie right now.
>>84919678
this is a woman made version of a Chad that has respect for women
>this is big by /tv/ standards
The premise is retarded, what is the reason they weren't having a threesome on the first night?
this looks like shit but I'm still grinning
something must be wrong with me
>>84919719
She's a pretty shitty actress so I doubt she'll be able to score anything other than titty roles before she loses her sex appeal and stops getting anything
kate is hotter than i remembered
BIG FAT TITTIES
too bad kate upton has the frame of a box
>>84917119
she's finished isn't she ?
>>84919817
you gotta lure the average women into the cinema as well
so you pack eyecandy and fridges into your movie
> Hollywood mocking my glorious Nippon culture
>>84917119
This actually looks entertaining
>>84917119
>roasties fight over Ultra-Chad: the movie
lel not even mad
>>84918689
I think the studio thinks it's women but it's clearly based tits guys like William H. Macy and myself.
>>84918841
That's fucking prejudice.
Pretty sure little dudes in the 0-4 age bracket love big ol milky tits Tito man.
They could each have just about any guy they want, why the fuck would they fight over one random faggot?
lmfao as if women fight over average chads and dont just find another chad to spread their legs to
>>84917119
>competition about which one will be the biggest slut
Is it what feminism is supposed to be?
>>84918689
Women with big tits. More of em' out there than you think. Now they are starting to become a demographic that actually makes money.
Looks like the exact scenario of a Meet n Fuck Game
>>84919641
Jerking off to porn is for plebs and is very bad for you. You're supposed to be turned on by "normal" women, which is a stretch here but still better than porn.
>>84917119
giv mega milks gf
Is William H Macy seriously directing this?
I assume it ends with them deciding friendship is more important and then it turns out he's gay or has a small dick or is a huge asshole
>>84919817
Her tits are incredible though, she makes Daddario look like a chestlet in comparison.
Then again you could find a chick with better tits than either of them in five seconds on any porn site so it's odd that people will go see a shitty-looking movie like this just for tits.
>>84917119
Dude degeneracy LMAO!
When will (((they))) learn that female promiscurity doesn't sell?
>>84919839
Yeah, Molly Shannon should just retire already
>>84919641
For 20 year I've been jerking to porn, so porn now does nothing to me, I turned back to fap to regular movies.
>>84919921
Daddario seems to be low-key right-wing. She's some kind of new version of a Republican that says fuck a lot and talks about how awesome huge tits are.
Why would we care when we have Hitomi Tanaka and Sophie Dee?
>Tfw this seems like one of those posts in the cast daddario threads
Hollywood writers lurk more pls
>>84917119
Looks shit, just like your taste.
>>84917119
>Titty Monster the Movie
You fooled me, that isn't the actual title of the movie, I'm already dissapointed.
>>84920002
Yeah, she should be a pornstar now.... please
>>84919123
>giant tits
>no hips
What a shame
remember when 34D cups were considered big boobs?
>>84920012
>sophie dee
>plastic surgery
>>84920012
Both of those bitches are horrible performers.
>>84920076
Pass
will she get into acting?
>>84917119
So DDadario is suppose to be the beta less attractive friend that gets shit on? Even though she's a piece of ass with enormous tits? Just because Kate Upton is a piece of ass with slightly more enormous tits? .....I like it
>>84920101
God damn she looks trashy muh dik
>>84920192
Just like in real life yes.
>>84920189
perfect tits, but wtf is wrong with her face?
>>84920238
in real life the chad would have fucked one of them instantly and the other bitch would have grown resentful and fucked him after a while behind her back then they'd both make facebook posts about fake people then they'd make up and swear never to let boys get between them and then it would happen again
>>84917119
Who was the horny fucker who thought "I wish Kate Upton and Alexandra Daddario fought over me", and how can I have his job?
>>84920218
She's a real deal Hooters girl with actually big (real) hooters.
>>84920329
whitey is hotter
>>84920192
No in the trailer she gets a "DAMMNNNNN" when she walks out in the skimpy swimsuit. I think the movie will play straight that they are both knockouts.
>>84919641
This.
>>84917119
>women will fuck each other over at the drop of a hat even if they're good friends
powerful, & really makes you think
>>84920288
*Blocks your path*
Pssshh nothing personnel bro
>>84920189
Seems like she is done with it. She makes all her money shaking her big jugs in the faces of potential clients with her real estate business.
>>84918438
If the movie knows it's audience, it'll end with both women realizing they prefer each other.
>>84920329
>>84920101
these are new pictures
i dont understand the demographic here
dude bros for the boobs? seeing a comedy with female leads? no way
GNO? seeing a movie with two bitches they are jealous of, and no relatable/average looking cast? no way either
The only way I can see this work is the foreign market where american boobs sell
>>84920422
What's her name
This shit is gonna be LITTY part 2.
>>84920422
busty.io
good luck getting in
The main guy is hotter than the women and I'm straight.
>>84920473
Jenn Messier, it's hard to get her to accept requests, but she will do it if you have a filled out profile and a pic of a chad
>>84920473
don't know her name, just recognise her
I did find a huge set but I accidentally wiped them transferring shit to my new computer
>>84917506
>sex scene in trailer
She's clothed. That's not a sex scene.
>tfw you will never get a double titfuck from Daddario and Upton
>>84917119
It's itty and titty
>>84920543
There not gonna show t&a in the first movie trailer anon
>>84917419
You can already see both of them nude elsewhere, Kate's even got hardcore pictures you mong.
>>84920527
>>84920530
Thanks bros
>>84918689
Women that have attractive bodies and aren't ashamed of it. There's actually an undercurrent of this sentiment with women right now where they are tired of all the ideas that fat, shapeless women are supposed to be the representatives for women. One of the reasons Wonder Woman was so well received.
>>84920329
How much do you think they make an hour?
>>84917119
>ALOT OF TITS SEX SCENES AND STUFF
this is honestly so problematic
>>84920329
HOLY SHIT that white girl is the same as pic related. what's her name??
>>84920626
less than minimum, it's actually a big problem in America that I hope will be fixed soon.
>>84917419
In a Hollywood film?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH*breats in*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>84920437
You are underestimating (((them))).
This will get gobbled up by the general public
>>84920475
Blueballkino has arrived.
Thank you William H. Macy.
>>84919791
nah, even michelle rodrigez appears in hit movies, ans she is ugly as fuck.
Daddario needs a better agent.
>>84917119
If the film doesn't end with Daddario and Upton leaving the guy and banging each other, this will all be for nothing
>>84920644
https://www.instagram.com/oliviaspir/
>>84920753
Cause she has a general niche
Ddaddario don't got that
>>84920475
sexy girl's with big boob's
>hollywood finally putting tits above C cup on screen
>meanwhile in real life women have evolved so that DD is the average and G+ is common
>>84920626
Massive amounts. Not uncommon for a hooters girl with actually huge hooters to make a couple of hundred dollars in one shift.
>>84920792
>this account is private
>>84920830
DDs aren't even big
>>84920792
NEAT-O
>>84920406
True. Real state agents make good money.
>>84917119
the fuck is that Angry Joe @ :50?
>>84917119
Based William H. Macy finally fullfilling his fetishes on a movie
>>84920830
This. Then again, true titcows are better off getting nude and fucked, not having a garbage story involved.
>>84920792
MOTHER fucking 4chan man
>>84920969
Don't tell me.../b/ harassed the girl until she made her account private.
How close am I?
>>84920965
Sauce please
>>84920437
women like comedy movies, and normies don't like sjw shit shoved down their throats, and despite what /pol/ tells you there's a significant overlap of women and normies.
That's why women like movies like Bridesmaids, but didn't like Ghostbusters. This movie is made for normie women, and will likely do very well
>>84921013
Nope. I was commenting on how you can have absolutely nothing to go on with an image and someone on 4chan will somehow find the source.
>>84920607
There's no hardcore pics
>>84921063
Never underestimate the power of fapping.
>>84921052
It's just a photoshoot. Can't post the link because 4chan recognizes it as spam--google Hitomi Tanaka vk, click the first link, go to the photo albums, and find the one with Nadine.
>>84918954
yeah the premise is gonna have me ree'ing a little bit
it's weird cause i'd probably be so on board if it was from the dude's perspective, but as is it's just watching 2 ridiculous hot semen demons trying to fuck a guy who's not you while having woman problems
>>84918689
I think they've made a film that would normally appeal to women (omg he's like so hot, sisterhood, bitchiness, being fired from work and taking a vacation) but then cast two chest goliaths to try and get guys on board too.
Should've released it on valentine's day
>>84921173
>I recognize that gay blowjob
>>84919904
That's it! That's my problem with the premise
Thank you. Girls like this would only ever fight over a guy if he was rich
>>84921209
>>84921052
That's just Hitomi and Nadine, bruh.
>>84918689
normies
>>84917119
Do you guys think Alexandra Daddario wants to star in actually good films or if she's content with this?
>>84921335
We could've done so many great things but instead we do this.
>>84920753
michelle rodriguez is a cute action star though while daddario is literally just the girl from TD with nice tittays
>>84920329
>>84920644
>>84920680
Imagine...
>rising your daughter.
>paying her studies
>she end up working in hooters.
SHUT FUCK MY SHIT UP
>>84921503
>>84920806
What is the appeal of michelle rodriguez?
I hate that bitch.
>>84921565
these girls dont have father figures, idiot
>>84921565
Her mom and dad are probably cut from the same cloth and are proud of her. That's usually how it goes. Her mom might have been ha hooters gal. She's just graduated and is now working in PR. She'll probably do a lot better for herself than most people.
>>84921565
Americans would literally toss their sons and daughters out of the house at 18 and won't care that they prostitute themselves for a living, as long as they're not living at home or "leeching off their parents". What a fucked up society.
>>84921426
She's already 31, never been in a dramatic movie role probably knows she will get too old to be a hot chick and that shes a shit actress, trying to cash out before she loses her looks.
>>84921565
Doubt these girls had studies or fathers around
>>84921565
>waitressing at a restaurant where she's tipped for her genetically-given features that you've passed onto her
vs
>starring in porn
Girls only work in hooters in their 20s while studying or between jobs. No girl makes a career out of it. And I'd rather my daughter got an easy paycheck that showed her the reality of what dicks guys can be but in a safe environment, instead of dating some asshat meth-head who no one else understands or else being convinced into porn
>>84921565
Hooters is a family restaurant. What's wrong with working there?
>>84921565
What? Hooters isn't at all like a strip club. Nothing wrong with being a waitress there. Are you literally 12 years old?
>>84921710
Most hooters girls are college students.
>>84921565
Raising a daughter is supreme cuckoldry by definition.
You spend 2 decades expending a massive amount of resources so your daughter can be used by chad. It's the ultimate cuck move.
>>84921274
>cast average-looking women in the roles
>implying you wouldn't all bitch about that
>>84921816
>Nothing wrong with being a waitress there
No one aspires to be a whore at hooters and as a job it's generally looked down upon by society, maybe if you the left the house at all you would know this.
>>84921899
>write a film with a less stupid premise
I wouldn't complain about that
My girlfriend works at hooter....IN THE KITCHEN
>>84921903
>>84921816
>>84921724
>>84921712
>family restaurant
>woman showing big cleavages and short shorts.
Fuckin burgerlands...
>>84921978
in the back where no one can see her sucking tyrone
>>84922014
If anyone under the age of 18 sees boobs or legs, they will die.
>>84920626
depends on how hot they are. I worked at a Hooters as a line cook for 2 years. They get the $2.84 or whatever it is hourly plus tips. Some would get hundreds of dollars in tips from one customer alone. In order to be a successful, Hooter's Girl have to build up a stable or "regulars" aka sad fucks who go to Hooters every single day to drink beer and pretend the girls actually care about them. They will go sit with regulars after hours in the restaurant and even go out with them to another bar while the regular pays for everything for them. In addition to paying their bills through tips they often hook them up with drugs as well (also free.) It was an unwritten rule that they could do this as much as they wanted as long as they don't sleep with the regulars. If they did and a manager found out they'd get fired. Some of them ended up as legitimate prostitutes and would even bring John's to the Hooters they worked at.
>>84921704
pit whore!
>>84921710
In experience of collecting photos of slutty party girls with boobs over the last 13 years or so since Myspace and Webshots first came around the vast majority of these girls are attending state and private universities and studying either Law, Public Relations, or Business. Most of them end up as corporate attorneys, company representatives, and secretaries doing HR. They almost always come from wealthy, nuclear families.
The idea that these girls have had some kind of abusive, poor upbringing with a father figure absent is just a myth. That's a whole other type of girl.
pic related now an Associate Attorney at a decently prestigious law firm
>>84922019
>have to project his cuckold fantasy into a Mitch Hedberg joke
sad man
>>84921565
sounds like your jelly
imagine all the money she'll clear every night
in 3 months will make, what you make in a year
stay salty my friend
>>84922138
does she work at hooters, faggot?
>>84922014
lol they're just boobs you virgin
>>84922116
Based. Girl life is easy mode
>>84922202
She did for a little while, yeah.
>>84922138
this guy is right. with the exception of the few hooter's girls who ended up as actual prostitutes most were just really hot college chicks who found out they could make good money working just 3 to 4 nights a week. a lot of them ended up becoming nurses or other high level professional positions.
>>84921847
>raising a daughter = cuck
wrong.
my dad is the definition of anti-cuck. He is the most alpha man (did 3 tours in iraq, 6'4) and he constantly tells me and my 5 sisters how much he loves us and will never let anyone hurt us. you obviously don't know what cuckoldry means
>>84922241
sure
>>84917119
>normalfag shit
I'm not going to watch this.
>>84922257
He is wasting an intense amount of resources on Chad's fucktoy. He is per definition a supreme cuck.
>>84922257
Some serious daddy issues in this post
>>84922257
>joining the military is so badass meme
>being tall means you're not a cuck meme
>fighting a jew war means you're not a cuck meme
>6 daughters and 0 sons
>acts like a protective white knight
he is a textbook cuck
it somehow makes sense that rickety cricket wrote this movie
>>84922257
>doesn't even have a single son to carry on his lineage
>not a cuck
>>84922170
Is about your *hipotetically* own daughter, faggot.
>>84922138
why are amrica´s girls so sluts....
>>84917119
is Mama Daddio leading a movie? Tit Monster sisters?!
>>84922260
right here, fagtron. She was also a bartender for a little while, which is even more lucrative than being a Hooters girl.
A pretty good number of women
>go to college
>take a bar tending seminar
>go get some extra-large breast implants
>work only during spring break and other holidays
>spend the rest of their time not studying just going on mini-vacations and having drunken debauchery parties at the frat and/or sorority houses
They can bank up to $10k in a single week during Spring Break. Once they graduate from college and move on into the "real world" the big fake boobs get downsized. And some of them actually had real big boobs to begin with.
>>84922634
wrong pic
>>84922634
>>84922668
Those are someone´s daughters.
>>84922634
Emily Barry was/is a bartender too.
>>84922634
>>84922784
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING WHORES LIVING ON GODMODE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHYYYYYYY FUCK MEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>84922779
your point? Do you think your parents were never young and having fun in their late teens and early 20s? there's a lot they haven't told you, I bet.
>>84922805
It's the prize they get for winning the genetic lottery. If so many dudes weren't pathetic cucks who showered women with money for talking to them they wouldn't be able to do this
>>84922805
>>84922815
NOPE.
They where working hard, since kids, cuz they where poors and shit.
those girls live in easy mode.
>>84922805
How tall are you, anon? If you're over 6' you got no room to talk.
>>84922968
5'9 MANLET
>>84922961
>he actually believes this
When (if) you up grow your parents will let you in on their real personalities and history.
>>84922989
sucks to be you. Do you at least have a full head of hair?
HEY
Anyone recognize the chinese comic in the trailer?
>>84922805
>try to come up with a refutation for this
>can't
Some people do just have easier times with life. But I can't hate these women for taking advantage of the opportunities given to them.
>>84922989
You can somewhat do it too.
Roid hard and get an ultra ripped and big physique. Kind of like Zyzz. You will get paid to dance in front of women who will drool for your cock.
You will die young though.
>>84923357
>spend countless hours in the gym and inject harmful substances into your body
or
>have big tits
Not really comparable. Not even in the case of women with implants.
>>84923416
Look good and have a big dick. That's the direct parallel of big tits.
>>84920405
A sad realization is setting in.
>>84923416
If you roid you just need to lift like 3 times a week.
Even doing nothing will get you more muscular than those natties who lift.
>>84923447
Huge cleavage that gets big tips is way more effective than a bulge.
>>84917119
>Directed by William H. Macy
/OURGUY/
Goddamn we're so fucking close to Udder Insanity being made into a real film
>>84923847
She'd be perfect if she lost 20lbs
>that stick in tomb raider
>now this
is this the dawn of a new age of fridge kino?
Jesus Upton is such a bad actor. Not that Daddario is much better but still.
>>84924009
They're both just average girls with big tits. Daddario is a godawful actress with a bad face and Kate is a pretty chick with no talent
give a quick rundown about hooters to a latino
>>84920830
>this chick finally goes full topless
>she literally has no nipples
>>84923847
why womans drink that shitty green drink?
>>84917119
>"I'M ACTING AND I'M AN ACTRESS: Massive Titaloo 2"–The Flick
>>84922116
>They get the $2.84 or whatever it is hourly plus tips.
How is that legal?
>>84925463
The terms of what they agree to stipulates what they earn.
>>84917119
looks good to me
>>84926546
big boob's
>>84917119
Daddario could play a high schooler and I would believe it
>>84921847
Sounds like you and any father of a daughter have a lot in common
>>84917119
>Directed by William H. Macy
...what the fuck kind of senior moment is this shit?
>>84917119
>Directed by William H. Macy
>>84922634
>>84922138
alright, time to dump pics from your collection.
>>84927111
how shameless ....
>>84927014
>>84927111
Bill Macy likes big ol tiddies in his face
>>84927014
>>84927111
>not using your clout to be smothered by massive tits
Plebsc
>>84926633
Daddario could play a high school and I would watch it
>Tfw Quiet and horse episode 1 soon
>>84923888
faggot
the "twist" is that the guy is gay or otherwise unavailable
screencap this
>>84927735
gonna need to know where to find that anon
>>84927895
animopron
>>84920405
I love how YouTube comments suggest "he's just your average guy"
>>84917246
WORSE OR BETTER
>>84917246
>two attractive girls fighting over a man
>a BLONDE man with BLUE eyes
How did the Jews let this happen?
>>84929337
I was questioning that throughout the trailer is america back to so good old tits and ass plus white guy isn't the butt of the joke, or will they sjw the film at the end and realize women empowerment/ sisterhood bullshit
>>84917246
>Get power to make your own film
>"I've got just the idea!"
>>84929337
William H Macy is the Trump of Hollywood
>>84921683
What's the alternative?
Let them leech off you?
>>84917119
You know porn is freely available on the Internet righ anon? Why would you waste money, and time watching this trash?
>>84918438
Ideally it would end with the guy being gay, but they already showed a sex scene in the trailer.
>>84917119
when will we end the objectification of men? We are not objects.
>>84917119
>Lara Croft image
>Titty Monster the Movie
>trailer is not for Tomb Raider
Fuck you, you made me get excited.
>>84918689
It's marketed as a chick flick but is actually for all the men who will end up dragged along to see it. William H. Macy is a genius.
>>84930268
>Lara Croft
It's obviously Quiet from MGSV
>>84929610
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhnsC2V4_0w
>>84924394
the fudge?
really!?!??
link to said pic(s)
William H Macy is a god
>>84921565
>paying her studies
Who paid your studies?
>>84922257
>his last name dies with him
I would be mad, not happy
>>84930700
Pretty cute but she seems the exhausting type. The kind your happy to show off with not never hang around.
>>84923847
surprised it hasn't been made into a porn
>>84930979
>tfw with a girl like that right now
>>84920329
>>84921565
>Go to Hooters
>they don't serve fried owl
>the waitress is some ugly titcow
>>84917119
>Director William H Macy
What the fuck happened?
>>84931438
I'm happy for him, he deserves good things
>>84931438
Heh
>>84920288
>Who was the horny fucker who thought "I wish Kate Upton and Alexandra Daddario fought over me"
Literally every man, he's just the one who gets to have it happen
how do i get a gf with big tits /tv/
>>84932022
I don't know, being lucky enough to find one who isn't already in a relationship is hard on its own. I'd assume they want a guy who's not so blatantly after her tits alone, but they themselves might be after a typical Chad and nobody else.
>>84918589
>1995 was almost 20 years ago
>>84930700
My mother, but im not a slut. Im a beta male virgin who work hard.
>>84917119
I'll watch it