Kids, did I ever tell you the story of how I never really loved

>>84891080
>she was a good friend

Le promiscuous suit man

Kids, did I ever tell you the story of How I Met Your Mother: The Whole Story (DVD, 2014, 28-Disc Set)

>>84891080
Kids, did you enjoy my 300 hour lecture about the 27 different girlfriends I banged in NYC? Good because I'm going to spend the next 5 minutes talking about your dead mom and then manipulate you into letting me fuck the one who got away.

Also I hope you enjoyed the tales of Marshall and Lily who never did a single entertaining or likable thing in our entire friendship together but I thought you should know about them anyways. Did you know Marshall used to be a lawyer but threw it all away to ogle young girls as your high school principal? He was a good friend.

>>84891352
>Did you know Marshall used to be a lawyer but threw it all away to ogle young girls as your high school principal
didn't watch the last few seasons, did this really happen?

>>84891409
Yeah, though I believe it was foreshadowed in an earlier season in a "future" scene first. It didn't come out of nowhere.

>>84891352
Marshall was the only funny character tbqh

>>84891544
I thought he was gonna be a judge.

>>84891352
As if any of the characters in that show ever did a single entertaining or likable thing.
It was a soap opera, a friend simulator.

Also your aunt Lily is a rancid cunt.

>>84891719
So. Much. This.

She did NOT age well at all.

Kek,I laughed

>>84891080
How many years until we get the godawful "How I Met Your Father" cashgrab remake?

what kind of faggot do you need to be to watch this show? tell me about yourselves.

>>84891409

He becomes a judge.

>>84892123
It was already planned but it got shelved.

>>84891549
This

>>84891549
>>84892263
Could you say that character was legen...wait for it..DARY?