Why didn't Marty just fuck his mom in 1955 and later marry

Because then he'd create a time paradox

Do you think she touched his penis when Marty was knocked out?

>>84887191
Of course

Just like when she touched her brother's

>>84887191
In the directors commentary it's implied she sucked a nut out of him

>>84887191
she sucked on it ala aunt diane

But then he'd disappear

>>84886601
>going through old photo albums
>that one pick of my mom at 24 starting her new office job wearing a slightly tight pantsuit
honestly i would if i went back in time

>Marty exists in one timeline
>going to the past creates a new divergent timeline running parallel to the original timeline
>the timelines are still interwoven somehow and affect each other

I just realised this doesn't make sense. The bit at the end where he starts to disappear shouldn't have happened.

>>84886629
>Because then he'd create a time paradox


he already did by going back in time. literally anything he did would cause ripples in the time stream which would lead to a larger paradox eventually.

>>84887367
the more you think about it the less it all makes sense time travel is a bitch

>>84887549
even primer, which a bunch of nerds spent ages writing, has a bunch of plotholes

time travel to the past just doesn't make sense

>>84887356
post it then, face not in frame at the least

>>84887549
Well in actuality there is two martys in BTTF. we dont follow the Lone Pine marty who goes back in time to change two pines martys original timeline etc

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>Marty, you gotta come back with me!
>Where?
>Back to the Future
Jesus christ Zemeckis really?

>>84887269
hot desu

>>84887356
>see old /rare/ pic of me and my mom at my grandma's house
>tfw mom used to be qt but stress aged her out badly
j-just haha

Marty's time traveling changed the nature of the George McFly and Biff Tannen relationship.

biff started out as George's supervisor. biff made goerge do all of his work and constantly bullied him.

then marty interfered and now george stands up to biff. so biff was now self employed as a car detailer. though he still was passive aggressive to george.

then marty time travels again and again.

now biff is completely subservient to the McFly family.

>>84887367
Bro just turn your brain off lmao

>>84887269
implying the entire kids movie isn't based off a subliminal incest paradox.

Maybe he didn't aspire to live with his mom for the rest of his life like you, OP

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>>84887356
This thread is going places.

If she was my mom I'd fuck myself out of existence
I don't even give a shit

>>84888311
Changing my answer to this; fading out of existence would be the sweetest release

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>momcore

>>84888719
>Sure anon let me get your cereal i just need to clea-
*braps profusely*

Why not just fuck your mother, pull out and then cum on her tits.

>>84889304
because then you cuck your dad, and it's still a paradox because he never pumps his seed in her

>although really, he fucked with the situation enough that a different sperm would probably hit that egg

>>84887356
I honestly wouldn't. I saw a pick of my mom in high school around 17 and she was beautiful but I just wouldn't.

>>84889407
This is a recurring thought i have.
If, say, the postman had knocked on the door when old man Schicklgruber fucked his wife, little Adolf never would've existed because anither sperm would've won the race.
No need to kill anybody, just mix up the man juice.

>>84887276
She just slickened it up a little so he wouldn't be embarressed when he wakes up.

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Different proposition:
What if you could fuck and marry Lorraine, but she would have to fuck George first and get impregnated with you, to guarantee your existance?
You can even put more children in her later, you can marry her and live with her the rest of your life, but your dad has to fuck her first (or eventually to get the exact date of your birth, to ensure you get in the DeLorean as a teenager in 1985).

>>84886629
Not by BTTF rules. Changing shit creates an alternate timeline, so it should be fine.

>>84889728
But Marty is the youngest of 3 children.

>>84887526
No because in the future (and the past) he traveled through time.

>>84887992
>>84887356
Post em

>>84886601

Because he'd be cuck. He'd have to let his dad be the bull so he can be born. He'd literally be his wife's son.

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>>84890189
>He'd literally be his wife's son.

I'm fucking dying

>>84890189
>>84890189
>He'd literally be his wife's son

ay jaj jaj

>>84887356
nigger you better start posting pics

Does nobody find it weird that Biff tries to rape her but in the 'future' (re; present) he's working for them? I mean, why?

>>84890931
Things were different in the 50s

>>84890931

Establishing dominance over him by rendering him servile. It makes perfect sense.

>>84888605
One final cumming and then merging with the universe.

>>84890189

>literally be his wife's son

This made me giggle like an idiot.

>>84891128

ultimate suicide

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>>84886601
>>84887269
I would suck a nut out of Marty, and probably more.

>>84891345
That's what I'm talking about

>>84889512
I would have in a heart beat, she was super hot when she was a teenager and a total MILF until she was in her mid-30's. But physically fell apart by the time she was 40. Shame really

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>>84889800
I dunno about that, if it created an alternate, linear timeline from marty's eyes then he wouldn't have started to disappear towards the end. I don't think.
BTTF movies are some of my favorites but I find if you think too much about them they aren't as fun.