Are we just supposed to ignore the fact that jerry had a different

yes.

>>84878686
yeah

>>84878686
George mentions having a brother in an early episode.

They were swingers

>>84878686
One was the dad, the other was the cuck.
It was ahead of its time.

Didn't Larry have a different dad the first time the character was in Curb?

>>84878686
Remember when Newman was always mentioned but never seen and was suicidal and wasn't friends but enemies with Kramer in the earlier seasons?

Yes. In the same way we ignore Kramer was originally named Kessler.

Remember the episode that ended with Jerry and Elaine deciding to back together?

>>84879207
>wasn't friends but enemies with Kramer in the earlier seasons?
Pretty sure newman was frenemies with everyone.

Doesn't bug me as much as frasier giving his dad shit for drinking cheap beer and hanging out at a dive bar SINCE I FUCKING WATCHED YOU DO THAT FOR OVER A DECADE YOU HYPOCRITICAL FUCK!

>>84878686
Remember the episode where Elaine drove that guy to join Green Peace and then kill himself? That was a really dark and weird ending for an episode.

>>84879325
Surely that has to be a joke, no way they'd write in such an oversight. But I don't think Frasiers comment was noted by his dad or whatever.

>>84879229
i think this was actually brought up in that backwards episode

it was just a misspelling on his buzzer or something

>are we supposed to ignore that Jerry had a different dad
>When the real issue is that Jerry had two dad's the whole time
God damn I never noticed how masculine that.. lady? Was in the series

Jerry get iphone

>>84879670
What's this a reference to? I always see some variation of this post in Seinfeld threads.

When Jerry was stuck in the Hamptons, why didn't he just call an Uber?

>>84879733
A Twitter account that makes parodies of what if Seinfeld were set in the present.

>>84879756
I get that but why is it always in broken English?

>>84879746
He did asswipe. Kramer was an Uber driver. Duh.

>>84879772
The original Tweet was.

>that episode where Elaine became a camwhore and Kramer was caught masturbating to her

>>84879836

>camwhore
>no camera or video
>audio

>>84879894
You're confusing that episode with the one where Pitman send dick pics to Elaine.

>In Season 5, Episode 17: The Wife, Kramer states that he takes baths when George asks him if he pees in the shower
>In Season 7, Episode 16: The Shower Head, Kramer repeatedly states how he loves to take showers and is disgusted by having to take a bath

>>84879636
i dont think that episode exists. but in any case its not enough, jerry called him kessler to his face and he didnt correct him.

>>84879421
darker than the episode when susan dies and they are all just like huh and then they move on?

>>84879772
In my mind the poor grammar is meant to emphasize how weak and un-thought-out a lot of the 'Seinfeld today' ideas are; the phrase almost feels like it's coming from a neanderthal. These ideas often boil down to 'Seinfeld character + technology = funny', while this is fundamentally missing how Seinfeld (the comedian and the show) focused on the smaller, overlooked aspects of daily life, not simply that, say, Instagram runs slow on IOS6. The grammar helps drive this point home.

>>84879994
The episode exists, it's Season 9 Episode 8: The Betrayal. At the very end there is a flashback to where Jerry and Kramer first meet. You are right, Jerry does call Kramer Kessler in the pilot episode though.

>>84880029
They atleast mentioned that one again and everyone that wasn't the main cast seemed pretty aghast at George's reaction.

>>84880029
they did that arc with the foundation

>>84880029
I feel bad for that actress. They killed her to bully her in real life.

>>84880100
Yeah it was funny at first but quickly got repetitive.

I don't remember this episode >>84879421 (currently on season 5 of my rewatch) , but >>84880029 always smacked of david/seinfeld being unable to write themselves out of a hole. Their reactions play into the 'wow these guys are total assholes', but it always seemed like a bit of a stretch to me. that plotline would've worked fine in sunny though.

>>84880104
youre right its there, theres so many things to remember in that show. funny though that they did that callback.

>>84880167
I thought they killed her off because she was difficult to work with

>>84879986
Kramer isn't allowed to decide that he doesn't like baths after using them for a while?

>>84878686
George had a different dad, too.

>>84880186
yes that episodes was certainly one where it felt like they didnt have any real solution so they just gave a half assed heartless reaction. but it wasnt so bad for some reason.

>>84880161
that doesnt change how dark that episode is

>>84880167
what happened?

>>84880297
I was replying to the part about them moving on.

>>84880350
i dont understand what you mean, the foundation arc came afterwards so the episode on its own is till pretty dark.

>>84880412
>they are all just like huh and then they move on?
They didn't just drop it like it never happened. They did the funeral, the foundation and the people at the foundation thought George was an ass.

>>84880573
Yea sure, but who was Jerrys hottes gf? Not counting that 17 year old he was dating in the 90s.

>>84880628
the stupid actress one

>>84880573
If you love Reddit so much, then why don't you go there and stay?

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>>84878686
MY WALLET'S GONE!

>>84880186
they killed her off because the rest of the cast found her difficult to work with

>>84878686

That's one ugly bitch.

>>84882855
MY WALLET'S GONE!

>>84878686
>Are we just supposed to ignore the fact that jerry had a different dad at one point?
so did George

>>84880330
She was a bitch so they got rid of her
Julia Louis Dreyfus joked about it to Larry and they decided to do it

>>84879670
krame get ipad

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>>84880246
>>84884690
This never happened stop lying

>>84885093
are we seriously forgetting the episode where kramer was black?

>>84879114
A brother who once impregnated a woman named P…whatever.

But do you know who appears in the most episodes of Seinfeld other than the main characters? Ruthie Cohen.

>>84879176
That was Jeff's parents or something. The guy who orders the "Fish Frenzy" at the restaurant?

>>84883214
No one had chemistry with her, or I guess it's better to say she had no chemistry with anyone

>>84879207
He was supposed to be a nigger back then. But then they dubbed the voice over with Knight's for the re-runs. They thought having the main enemy of Jerry as a nigger would be racist.

Didn't stop them from making every other black person on the show come off as angry & aggressive though. Bold move.

>>84880167
>>84880330
>>84885050
This is a pretty kosher interpretation. :^)

The actual story is that they found it hard to work with her because she'd just do her part and didn't really "riff" with them or some shit.

So the little gaggle of kikes (literally all the main cast) got together and thought up the "funniest" way to fire the stupid goy actress.

>>84879986
Don't forget that prior to the bath statement he claims he takes cold showers. They give him a whoosh.

>>84885093
Fuck you you ignorant piece of shit. He's right and you're WRONG. You'll always be wrong. You're wrong about this and it's plain fact. Piece of shit, you haven't even SEEN the original airing of the episode with the United Volunteers

Boy, these PRETZELS sure are making ME THIRSTY

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>>84885419
>you on the left

>>84885277
So she was unfriendly to her coworkers and it didn't work out and she was fired? What's so bad?