>character wakes up >eats breakfast >goes running >takes

>>84878108
>same character is up late on their laptop doing research
>next day at work has no consequences

>>84878108

Name one single motion picture, joint, flick, movie, film, cinéma, or kino where this happens

>>84878108
>not waking up at 4am on the regular

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>character bikes to work in their work clothes
>arrives completely dry with no sweat stains

>>84878205
Normies' Life (2008)

>>84878273
this always breaks my immersion
im sweating just from sitting on a bus

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>character doesn't have a little voice in his head telling him to kill himself everyday

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>White couple in a film/TV show
>The girl isn't cuckolding the guy with a BBC behind his back

>>84878314
but that's just you being obesely fat

>>84878428
Maybe social interactions make him anxious

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What movie is the best depiction of everyday life?

>>84878562

Trainspotting

>>84878258

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>the character knows how to fight without training

a small female character can take on a man bigger than her and win....and act like it was nothing

>he doesn't have a morning routine
i thought we were all american psychos.

>>84878562
office space desu senpai

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>you have one shot
>one shot is all I need

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>>84878975
>be 6'2 big guy in trade school
>some 5'4 cunt wants to fight me because she is a crazy bitch
>just grabbed her by the throat and smashed her into a table
>gives up after few seconds of getting choked by my large manhand
>later apologises and tries everything to befriend me

>>84878108
What kind of a goober eats right before a run? But all of that is possible if you take the internet, porn, and capeshit out of your life. Try unplugging and reading a boo-

HAHAHA JUST KIDDING YOU FAT FUCKING LOSER YOU'RE A PIECE OF SHIT YOU'LL NEVER BE PRODUCTIVE

>>84880470
nice blogpost, internet tough guy. now fuck off

>>84878108
>Wakes up, falls out of bed
>Drags a comb across his head
>Finds his way downstairs and drinks a cup
>Looks up, notices he's late
>Finds his coat and grabs his hat
>Makes the bus in seconds flat
>Finds his way upstairs and has a smoke
>Somebody speaks and he goes into a dream

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>>84880579
try n make me lil bitch

>>84878205

Permanent Midnight.

Replace driving kids to work with shooting heroin.

>>84880586
aaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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>>84878975
>I have three brothers

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>>84880733
>someone gets it instantly

feels good mayne

>>84878205
Pretty much all of them but it happemes off screen

>>84880586
thats not even correct you casual pleb,

>character wakes up at 4:30am
>still dark
>busting to go to the toilet
>flushes toilet, eliciting a groan from the neighbour whose bedroom is right next door
>pisses for 45 seconds straight
>looks in mirror, hasn't showered for 4 days straight
>boots up the computer
>sits down to his desk completely covered in empty bottles of soft drink, pizza boxes and other food packaging
>takes out an energy drink he ordered with his pizza the night before and guzzles the entire thing in the space of a minute
>opens browser
>goes to 4chan.org/tv
>makes this post

>>84880642
>still has all the bitterness of a beta cuck

>>84883602
*record scratch + freeze frame*
Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here...

>character wakes up
>doesn't immediately chug down the backwash remaining in the bottle of Dewar's that he passed out next to the night before

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>character never woke up
>he's been on 4chan all night
>has a class in 3 hours

>>84880642
Ur a big guy

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>character is an anti-hero
>I'm just a soul whose intentions are good starts playing

>>84880911
where's it from my man? sounds kinoe af

>>84883778
It's from the best song of all time

>>84883822
party rockers in the house tonight?

dumb frogposter

>>84880642

I remember you, you pooped your pants and cried every day in trade school. Are you doing ok, slugger?

>>84878390
And the BBC isn't cuckolding the white chick behind her back with an Asian tranny