>movie trailer >WHAT IF CTHULU WASN'T JUST A STORY

>>84870283
So godzilla?

>>84870283
>*record scratch*

>movie is 2 hours and 45 minutes of Cthulu destroying a city
>no plot
>no characters
>no dialogue
>just nearly 3 hours of Cthulhu killing people and destroying things
sounds like fucking kino

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>>84870283
>ear shattering fart noise

Lmao goodbye sides I have laughed you away for the last time

>>84870283
>implying the end wouldn't consist of Marines looking up at white doves flying over the shattered New York skyline after destroying Cthuhlu once and for all, as hopeful orchestra swells in the background.

>>84870308
well cthulgu is just the high priest of a whole race of giant octopids who will all show up when he does, not to mention the deep ones surfacing to attack the land dwellers
so maybe more like cloverfield

>>84870377
>well cthulgu is just the high priest of a whole race of giant octopids who will all show up when he does, not to mention the deep ones surfacing to attack the land dwellers
Innsmouthphobic much? Cthuluism is a religion of peace

>>84870399
Also he got killed by someone ramming him with a tugboat
so not that scary really

>>84870377
Urrm, why dontcha' try again' sweet'eart. We war' 'ere up in them these parts befo' you white folk lear'ed haw to walk on taw feet!

>>84870283
Cthulu is a pussy boy, even tho love him. They literally defeated him by crushing their tiny boat into him. I'd much rather see a movie about the yellow king. At least, then it wouldnt be another Kaiju movie

>>84870431
It was more like he was waking up on 2 hours of sleep for an important appointment and he kinda got pushed back down and he was all "oh alright" and went back to sleep.

>>84870431
Why does someone always say this? As if you read the story and forgot that he was always dead even before he woke up, plus the passage out of the Necronomicon that suggests he isn't dead or alive in a way we understand.

>>84870588
DUDE, GREAT OLD ONES, JUST TURN YOUR BRAINS OFF

>>84870431
>Also he got killed by someone ramming him with a tugboat
did you even read it?
> For an instant the ship was befouled by an acrid and blinding green cloud, and then there was only a venomous seething astern; where—God in heaven!—the scattered plasticity of that nameless sky-spawn was nebulously recombining in its hateful original form, whilst its distance widened every second as the Alert gained impetus from its mounting steam.
He regenerates immediately afterward.

>>84870308
no it's a lovecraft adaptation you pleb scum

>>84870283
>ear shattering fart noise
When did this start getting over used? District 9?

>>84870283
Make that 2 hours and 45 minutes of Cthulu destroying the entirety of mankind instead and you got me.

>>84870283
>this pasta again

>>84870283
Literally cthulutech: the movie, to bad cthulutech sucks massive ass despite the interesting premise.

>>84870283
who's ready for Cthulhu kino?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mkOx1fH2G0

>>84870283
Lovecraft is a faggot. He can't write for shit.
Cthulhu is the dumbest monster ever.

Also cthulhu/lovefags are just wannabe heavy metal faggots.

Fuck you all

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>>84870283
>ear shattering fart noise

only plebs watch trailers

>>84870877
Lovecraft sure did love his adjectives.

>>84872329
on the contrary, true patricians watch ONLY trailers

>>84870349
shut the fuck up

>>84870377
It's octopi you moron

>>84872360
wrong, it would be if it was latin but it's greek, and the correct plural is octopodes

>>84872360
octopuses actually
or octopodes

octopi is a lie that people propagated thinking octopus was a latin derivative

>>84872360
their preferred plural is xoctopidz, you fucking white male.