>offers to take you to a realm of never ending pain and pleasure

What's weird are there are actual masochists who would be happy with both

>>84863039
>realm of never ending pain
Already have that. It's called my life.
*tips fedora*

>>84863039
I never got the pleasure part, but then again I've only ever seen the first one. It looks like it's just all awful and painful.

>>84863076
i assume he means pleasure in a masochistic sense

>>84863122
>>84863076
I always thought of it like the suffering would "strengthen their souls" or whatever and lead to a kind of personal growth and pleasure, like medieval monks whipping themselves.

>>84863039
>a realm of popping pimples and picking scabs
sign me up senpai

>>84863039
>implying anyone on 4chan has order in them

>>84863122
pleasure in the sadist sense

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>>84863039
I'd nope the fuck out of there before I get a chain enema.

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>>84863039
>reach into my anti-monster slaying bag (where i keep my monster slaying items)
>pick out my silver-infused holywater
>splash him
>with my left hand i lift duster up in a fast cool and dramatic fashion
>at the same time with my right hand i pull out my .45 desert eagle made in the vatican by holy monks 100 years ago WITH the same nails used to crucify jesus AND the steel from the sword excalibur
>empty the entire clip into his head
>send him back to whatever homo erotic hell he comes from
>burn the body, pick up my monster bag, and hop into a greyhound bus

another city, another job...

>>84863039
Trick redditors into going there.

>>84863076
I always assumed that it would be excruciatingly painful at first but eventually you would learn to enjoy the pain.

i assumed the sexy girl cenobite pleasured you

>>84863076

I'm only going off the first movie (mayybe the second one; fuck all the others).

The lament configuration is designed and hidden in such a way that you have to be beyond hedonism to even search it out. By the time you get to the point where you're even interested in it, you have become so bored and tired of even the freakiest sex that only something beyond extreme even excites you.

The cenobites just usher you into this realm where pain supposedly becomes pleasure, but like Uncle Frank finds out; it actually sucks because it is pretty much hell. That's why he was so desperate to get out of there.

>>84864252
...with a strapon

>>84864366
a barbed strapon

>>84863076
In their dimension pain is pleasure so it feels really good to shoe a power drill down your dickhole.

Pretty simple.

>>84863039
what kind of never ending pain ?

>>84864513

Like stepping on a lego at 2 in the morning when you get up to take a piss.

>>84863076
The movie is about masochists. So people that already combine the two doing what they do. The guy in the first movie went really far with it and eventually had to go further to get the same feelings out of it which led him to getting the box that eventually unleashed the cenobites. It's basically a theme of slippery slope and doing things too much causing you to build up an immunity (like drugs) so you have to keep going further and further with it.

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>>84864548
>>84864513

I've always wondered what would happen to that actor if he fell and hit his head with those nails sticking out of his head

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TO THINK I EVEN HESITATED

>>84864346
this guy pains for pleasure.

>>84863076
I thought it depends on the individuals sensibilities.
They probably have living beings in there from all different dimensions and shit, maybe the greatest pleasure for people in other dimensions is to be torn apart by rusty hooks?
It just so happens we don't like that so it sucks for us.

>>84864641
It would be extremely painful

>>84864722

That's one of the reasons why the cenobites were so surprised that they were summoned by some teenage girl in the suburbs.

Usually it's some freakjob who probably jerks it to gay traps.

What would Bane say if pinhead said this to him?

>>84864810
man, imagine the face they would pull now a days to the shit that gets summoned.

Holy shit you do what to what porn. jesus save us! this guy is out of our league.

>>84864746
He is a big guy

>>84864133
Nice

>>84865073
>nowadays
You should read up on the 120 days of sodom. Really made me change my perspective on what true degeneracy is. Strangest part was learning that that faggot de Sade probably got to live some of it out and was just never caught.

>>84864704
His character enjoying himself creeped me out.

>>84864133
thank you for this

>>84864810
>Usually it's some freakjob who probably jerks it to gay traps.
I'm glad I only jerk it to straight ones.

>>84863039
They look all scary but then that thing in the 2nd one killed them pretty easy desu

>>84863039
>"Pain and pleasure are mutually exclusive Mr. Hellraiser. Also, I'm really not fond of pain. So, I'll take a rain check on that."

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>>84866122
>t.anon seconds after his little quip

>>84866351
Yeah I'm never summoning cenobites, fuck that

>>84864624
god is dead

>>84865556
when he was 10 times scarier then the actual cenobites

>>84863039
Decline his offer, but I'd thank him for the invitation.

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>>84863039

If i pulled out those pins, would he die?

>>84864624
This is the worst thing I've ever seen.

>>84866883
It would be extremely relieving

>>84866099
It was scary to learn how the Chatterer was as a human though.

>>84865505
Reading de Sade is true pain. Good god that shithead cannot write for shit. The worst is Justine. there's a sex scene and in the middle of it one of the characters starts talking about the evils of religion, then she goes back to licking cunny.

>>84864133
This is a very nice post, also chekt

>>84866959
You're a scary guy

>>84864437

That just happens to be black and veiny

>>84867118

Inside you...

>>84867118
For boo

>teleport behind him
>unsheathe machete
>decapitate him
>pssh pssh pssh heh heh heh nothin personal kid

>>84863039
I don't really get off on bdsm, sorry.

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>>84867049
Highbrow smut is too highbrow for you

Try reading the Beauty trilogy instead. Action on every page and no philosophical interruptions!

My first girlfriend was 16, when I was 14, forever and a lifetime ago.

She was a very submissive painslut with a history of molestation and mental-disorder related shenanigans.

I always imagined that if we'd managed to stay together, and her alive, that I'd basically turned into a Cenobite after a few years of having that kind of vaginal access to indulge my baser instincts with.

>>84867370

Anne Rice's Mayfair witch stuff is worth some serious fap time.

>>84863039
GET THEE BEHIND ME SLAANESH!

>>84867409
>and her alive
What happened anon?

>>84867427
Yeah that's the one with the pedo ghost right?

This dude is fucking his 12 year old grandneice at like 90.

I haven't seen Hellraiser since I was a kid is it worth rewatching?

>>84867517
nope

>>84867455
She took her own life.

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>>84867427
Mona's a hot little thing

>Mona Mayfair is a sexually adventurous witch, more powerful than Rowan. She loves computers and her goal was to sleep with every male member of the Mayfair family, starting when she was 12.

>tfw you will never be a mayfair

>>84867241
Perfect.

>>84867562
Sorry to hear that anon

>>84867629
Just kidding, I'm not the person you were replying to. I have no idea what happened to "her"

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>>84864133
>>with my left hand i lift duster up in a fast cool and dramatic fashion
>>at the same time with my right hand i pull out my .45 desert eagle made in the vatican by holy monks 100 years ago WITH the same nails used to crucify jesus AND the steel from the sword excalibur
>>empty the entire clip into his head


you didn't see the fourth film, did you?

> shoot him
> he smiles
> spits the bullets out

what else you got, neckbeard?

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We'll tear your soul apart

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAYkH-ESXW8

>>84864133

The vague homophobic tone really added to the fedora, I chucked.

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>>84867409
stupid neckbeard poster

>>84865505
>that faggot de Sade probably got to live some of it out and was just never caught.

> arrested in 1777
> sent to the Chateau de Vincennes
> 1784 transferred to the motherfucking Bastille
> imprisoned again in 1793 for opposing Robespierre
> declared insane in 1803 and sent to the Charenton asylum

you don't read much, do you, faggot?

>>84867825
Be gone with ur salty ass

I haven't seen these movies since I was like 13. Don't remember much of them, anything I should know before watching? I'm about to start the first one.

I watched the first movie a long time ago and it was pretty boring despite the fact that I love the premise of the series. Anyone have a quick rundown on how to OPTIMALLY digest the series?

>>84867849
You were allowed to watch this movies when you were 13? Yikes!

Is Pinhead just grumpy b/c he can't lay on his head?

>>84863039
no i'm good fám

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>>84867747
>>>i pull out my .45 desert eagle made in the vatican by holy monks 100 years ago WITH the same nails used to crucify jesus AND the steel from the sword excalibur

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>>84867455

"Complications from surgery"

Low IQ paki doctors in a rural area, essentially.


>>84867472
It's all pretty based.


>Fapbait reading material related

>>84867873
Watch the first two. Skip the rest.

>>84864133
Heh

>>84867517
Yes, the first sequel is great too.

>>84867849
It's based on a book by Clive Barker.
You should consider watching the second one afterwards. Try to avoid spoilers.

>>84867849
>>84868118
Also, the only reason Pinhead is the main cenobyte and has the most and best lines is because his makeup was the only one that allowed the actor to deliver lines properly (he wasn't very important in the book in fact). A horror legend was born by an accident.

>>84867827
what about the 37 years before 1777

>>84867886
Are you tellin me you didn't play Grand Theft Auto 3 and watch horror movies and listen to Slipknot in middle school?

I'd turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>84867886

First Hellraiser I watched was when I was like, 10, along with all the Freddy shit.

Not much sleep to be had for a week or twenty after that.

>>84868273
For me it was San Andreas, South Park, and smonk weed. In hind sight I did pretty much all of that haha. Guess it is weird looking back on it all grown up.

>>84867827
And? Do you even know what he was arrested for? Don't reply to me ever again you moron.

>>84868465
This. For some reason as a kid I would watch scary movies, not be able to sleep at all, and do the same thing. rinse and repeat.

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>>84868671

There was some horror movie I saw when I was like, 13, about a college dorm of shithawks going to a haunted house, summoning some evil monk's spirit who looked like pinhead -pins but with coal black eyes and then who proceeded to just fuck everyone's shit up.

No joke I didn't sleep right for like six months after that.


Also, pic related when I was like, 5.

Didnt they just kill the guy uncle from the first movie, they didnt even try to anything with him after breaking him in pieces

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>>84864624
Multiple legos distribute the weight. It's that one lone lego tipped on its side that really fucks you up.

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say yes please and ty, I hate it here lets go!!

>>84866723
CTRLF HAMMER

CAME HERE FOR THIS

>>84863063
I don't think most masochists want pain of that degree though. Although some such lunatics exist.

>>84863122
>i assume he means pleasure in a masochistic sense

Yeah, I think of it like the notion of "hardcore", where one's tastes become extreme and punishing, where you are such a stimuli junky that you've pushed it into actual needing actual, increasing punishment.

Gabber music would be like the sonic equivalent. Death metal somewhat too. Even old difficult jazz like bebop was kind of built on this logic.

>>84870473
>thinks control+f with find an image of what you typed

Hello, reddit!

>>84870639
>>84870473
This

>>84870610
>I don't think most masochists want pain of that degree though
Then the box isn't for them. It's as simple as that
The Box is supposed to be extremely hard to find and only those "worthy" get to be a part of it
It's for people like Bob Flanagan
Don't google him if you're a wimp

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>>84870639

>>84870639
filename

>>84863039
>pleasure
What pleasure?

>>84870698
>>84870682
Thats not how this forum works.

>>84870720
The cenobites have experienced with sensations for so long they can't differentiate pain from pleasure

>>84863039

>Realm of being cucked

why the hell not

I really love the first two of these movies.

Just really like the whole atmosphere and aesthetic.

>>84869558
He is in hell in the second movie. I think when they kill you you end up in hell either way

>>84870632
What if you want to become a cenobit? Would you have to be tortured first? (I think it was smth like that with pinhead but it's been so long..)

>>84869558
They took him to the other side with them.

I could probably shitpost for eternity, its the only thing I havent got bored of

>>84863039
I would ask if he has a sister with a relm of cupcakes and pleasure.

>>84863039
the worst horror movie monster and one of the worst horror movies.
completely awful and borderline gay, tbqh

Clive Barker is such a fucking trash writer/director.

>>84864346
>but like Uncle Frank finds out; it actually sucks because it is pretty much hell. That's why he was so desperate to get out of there.
I don't think that was the point of his character. There are people who truly enjoy the Cenobites' realm, it's just Frank was a poser who got more than he bargained for.

>>84866099
>They look all scary but then that thing in the 2nd one killed them pretty easy desu
Because he was being controlled by their god.

>the Hobo was a dragon
>not just a guy who wanted to get back into the s&M universe