today I'll remind /tv/ of the biggest inaccuracy they refuse

>>84859047
Pussy is still pussy

Aunt May has been young, old and even peters real mom. Stop being a faggot.

>>84859047
its been talked about in like 4 threads since last night alone you clown.

They made her hot, boo fucking hoo. Shes like 52, pretty reasonable age for an aunt to a 15 year old kid. I understand it takes away from Peter having to care for his aunt as much, but thats such a minor plot point.

>>84859047
Aren't you like 14 months too late? Marisa Tomei already portrayed her in Civil War.

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>Peter, I accidentally put my panties in your sock drawer again. Can you get them for me?

>>84859248
Nah I already ate em my b

>>84859047

>he doesn't have an aunt fetish

>>84859130
>buh muh immersion

>>84859047

Honestly, she's spot on for an aunt. Marisa Tomei is 52 years old. When I was 15 (as Peter Parker is in the movie), my dad was 50 and so his brothers and sisters (my uncles and aunts) were surrounding that age as well. You're just retarded and probably don't even realize what age your own relatives are.

>>84859759

Having a realistically-aged aunt is far more immersive than a 15 year old kid having an 80 year old aunt anyway.

>>84859248
>peter..are you gonna talk to me yet? I don't know why you get so upset guys hit on me on public
>Peter?
>Peter! Stop staring at my breasts!

>>84859047
Better hot than not. I would fuck both tho.

>>84859047
Ok OP. Try this: find old photos of your mom when she was 20, thin and sexy. Oh wait... nevermind.

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>tfw have a hot 42 year fuck buddy

Older women can be rough around the edges, but they'll fuck better than any twenty-something. I guarantee it.

>>84859047
Reminder no one gives a fuck about Samuel L. Jackson being Nick Fury or Michael Clarke Duncan being Kingpin.

>Aunt May is hotter than Mary Jane
what the FUCK

>>84860304
My gf is 48, I'm 22

>>84860304
How did you land her? I've always fantasized about hooking up with a much older chick. Some of my friends have

>>84859248
Discount Anna Kendrick.

>>84860317
we love them

sam jackson fury is based off ultimate avengers nick fury

fucking cas'

>>84860317
Reminder no one cares about those characters in general

>>84860449
Dating sites are full of older woman.

Problem is that most of them are fugly disgusting roasties.

>>84860304

they don't, today's twenty somethings are complete whores

>>84860069

This, I'm a young uncle but if my niece had a kid when she was 18 I'd still be under 50 when her kid turned 15

>>84859047
My mom in her 60s look closer to Marisa than the woman who gave snow white the apple

>>84860549

And that would even make you her kid's GREAT uncle.