Can anyone explain how this guy is suddenly able to stop time

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not powers faggot, he paid a bunch of people to stand still for a few seconds. probably told them it was a flash mob and eager lonely faggots jumped at the chance to feel like a part of something.

how does it feel to be actually retarded

>>84855154
I feel you, OP. I raged so hard that I walked away from the theater.

Hollywood is so desperate for cinematic universes at this point, they can't even make original ones. I can't say I'm surprised that they turned John Wick into capeshit, but I'm very disappointed. I do like that look on his face, like "Oh shit" when he realized he was dealing with someone who has superpowers. I guess it kind of makes sense, because the only way to stop elite assassins would be a little supernatural help.

>>84855154
>>84857022
You're not this fucking retarded, are you?

>>84857289
It makes sense. We have floods of generic action movies about agents and assassins, as well as superhero movies everywhere. Why not cross them and make a series about an assassin squaring up with superheroes? Great twist.

Turns out the Chief was a genie. Al's immortal now.

Now that you mention it OP, i thought it was weird that the woman John was to kill slit her wrists in the bath, did John use mind control?

>>84857450
Maybe John was shocked because he didn't realize he had powers until that moment?

I am not entirely sure if the OP and those other guys are just shitposting, or are legit that retarded.

>>84856890
Go fuck yourself, would you?!

>>84856890
I hate when credits roll during movies. Everytime I get so mad that I just walk out.

>>84857450
no but one of the big twists is that Winston mind controlled John to kill Santonio Dantonioghetti

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excellent, put these into circulation

>>84857641
that was the plot of 47 Ronin