Is this supposed to be a parody cause it looks fucking awful

Female John Wick?

>>84849549
Only available 3weeks a month...

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I dunno but regardless of being /pol/ I like the cast so I'm gonna see it.

>>84849549
Will watch for based McAvoy, sexy Theron and the qt french operative lesbian scene

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>>84849549
>literally every cliche in a spy movie
jesus christ

Serious question, why is Charlize Theron so awful? She's always the shittiest part of any movie or show, from Arrested Development to Prometheus. She's really hot, yeah, but she can't act for shit. Even when she produces stuff like this or GirlBoss, its dogshit.

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>Charlize will never beat you up

>men just standing around fiddling with their guns while their friends/colleagues are shot

hmmm

>>84849549
The plot is familiar. Remake?

>>84850546
>literally a spy agency trying to kill one of their spies
No, this is totally original.

>>84850289
>shittiest part of any movie or show
I agree with this sentiment. She is overrated.

>>84849549
I think it IS supposed to be sort of a parody, just not a comedic one, but it doesn't look that bad. I've been wanting a woman spy movie for ages and finally getting one.

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>>84850620
I asked if it was a remake, you faggot, not if it was an original idea.
Jesus Fuckin Christ. It's obviously derivative but it seems to be too much like that to be anything other than a remake in a dress.

>>84849549
They keep trying to push this stupid bitch. Get over it already.

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I see absolutely nothing wrong with this trailer. I kinda wish it took place in the 60s though.

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>>84850305

>>84850751
Its kinda weird, its like hollywood is only allowed to have two female action stars at a time. For some reason Angelina Jolie was replaced by Scarlet Johansen.

>>84850888
Stardom is usually the result of marketing, not talent.

>>84849549
Why does this trailer show the entire movie

>>84850888
She got too old duh

Scarlett will too, soon

>>84851053
Maybe there's some major twist in the end.

>>84851086
But Charlize is an old fuck as well

>>84850888
>For some reason
Jolie had nice tits and face. The rest of her is a boney twiggy mess. She acted passably well in 3 or 4 movies but was meh tier in the rest. Thank Wotan she has moved on and we don't have to listen to Hollywood reporters fall over themselves worshiping her anymore.

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>charles, you are big guy now

>>84849904
Yes, its by long time stunt coordinator and uncredited John Wick director David Leitch

>>84849549

isn't atomic eve a comic book? sounds very familiar, also... Theron is looking really old, I think it's time for a Renée Zellweger type of solution.

>>84850305
of couse she won't, I'm a man so I physically stronger than her by default

>I hate guns
>I hate them so much I'll force my husband to get rid of all his guns under threat of divorce
>I will make many movies in which I use guns
Not even pirating this trash
Fuck that cunt

>>84850289
There are a lot worse actors out there than CT.

>>84851177
You're thinking of Atomic Robo.

>>84850305
I wish she beat me up and piss on me

>>84851336
>I hate them so much I'll force my husband to get rid of all his guns under threat of divorce
lol what

Isn't she south african anyway? Like she's never killed a kaffa.

this should culminate in a John Wick vs Atomic Blonde free for all

>>84850289
I dunno, she was hot in Fate of the Furious, so yeah.

>>84851452

nah... I was thinking of sin city, that type of cover reminded me of it.

WOAH! THE FIRST EVER MOVIE STARRING A WOMAN AS A SPY!
INNOVATIVE! UNREAL! TAKE THAT MEN!

>>84851087
The twist is that MCAVOY WAS THE MOLE ALL ALONG ZOMG!!!11!1

>>84852274
There is nothing in the trailer saying or even implying that. Stop getting butthurt over women and forcing politics into everything, you baby

>>84852333
Actually a majority of the commercials on TV are pushing how this is the first female 007, which is absurd considering there's been countless ones in the past.

>>84852274
Lmao you're so mad at a movie

>>84852405
Hi marketing team!

could this get any more derivative

>>84852557
why would a marketing team come here of all places?

>>84852557
Hi MRA tinfoil hatter

>>84852765
To promote their movie...duh.

>>84852777
I like how you try to spin the situation around and say, "LOL YOU JUST HATE WOMEN"
I don't. I hate when marketing teams are lazy and try to push political agendas for a movie.
You weren't the first to make a movie with a female spy lead. Get over it.

>>84852274
On what basis are you making this claim?

>>84852835
Ok mr "why do women avoid me"

>>84852977
I am a woman. Oops.

>>84853075
Tits or gtfo

>>84849549
>everyone come watch a 41 year old woman with literally no muscles kick the shit out of multiple fully grown, muscular men in hand to hand combat!
no

>>84852835
>To promote their movie...duh.
So why waste resources here, the entirety of 4chan struggles to reach 400k unique monthly users and most of those are /pol/ tourists and kids visiting /b/. realistically /tv/ would only have a few hundred active users online at any time. On top of that /tv/ is a board that prides itself on torrenting everything and its contrarian taste both of which would make it a lost cause for marketing.

Basically /tv/ lacks the relevance or impact to be anything other than a screen-grab or a meme posted on some other site with a population 1000x ours. No multi billion dollar studio marketing team would even be aware of us, and if they were they sure as shit wouldn't waste resources here when Facebook, Reddit, Instagram, and Twitter exist and actively consume the product they are attempting to sell.

>>84853111
>No multi billion dollar studio marketing team would even be aware of us

Oh child. 4chan is far more mainstream than you think.

>>84853100
WTF? Things happening in a movie that would otherwise never happen in real life? Who would've thunk?

>>84853152
I didn't realize this was 2007 again, 4chan relevancy died around 2010 with Pudi Pudi. 400k monthly unique users isn't mainstream.

>>84849549
I just think, WHY should I see this? Looks drab and lifeless, dated before it's released, and it's just the same old spy vs spy crap. I feel like I've seen this movie twenty times already. Theron is pretty boring as well.

>>84849549
Couldn't they have found a better actress than charlize theron? She has the charisma of a dmw employee.

>>84853237
If you like John WIck you should like this, If you didn't like John WIck its a movie to avoid. Its from the stunt coordinator and co director of John Wick.

>>84853232
Whatever you want to believe to make it look like you're not doing anything wrong, Mr. Marketing Team.

>>84853237
>dated before it's released
I mean the movie is dated 1989 so I guess you're right?

>>84852328
Screenshot this, it WILL be the twist.

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Why didn't they cast based Gina for this role?

>>84853316
How many people do you think browse /tv/ at the same time?
How many people do you think would have to browse to make viral marketing a profitable operation?
Out of 4chan's 400k unique monthly visitors what chunk do you think browse /tv/ on a regular basis?

>>84853302
>If you like John Wick you should like this
John Wicks trailer was magnitudes better though, this just seems like the kind of movie that gets produced in ex-russian shitholes because they're much cheaper.

>>84853354
Did you see her in Deadpool? She has put on some weight

>>84853354
i wish she would pee in my mouth

I'm just gonna watch it for Theron fucking Sofia Boutella

>>84853207
>main character in an action movie is completely unbelievable as an action movie star
>b-but movies are unrealistic all the time!
Quiet, brainlet

>>84853440
Well its the same team doing the same thing produced in the same way.

>>84853559
Tom Cruise is a 5'6 manlet and they let him do action movies all the time. Manlets are basically women anyway so I don't really see a difference.

>>84853603
Most manlet men can take on women twice their size just due to how muscles are different between the genders. Only women on steroids and testosterone would stand a chance.

>>84853603
You have to be a retarded tumblr roastie to think any women of any size is going to beat up even a manlet.

>>84853765
>people who've never left their room, let alone been in an altercation between men and women not realizing the very real difference in upper body strength between the sexes because movies portray women as stronk and brave

very sad!

>>84854049
The most muscular of women can't do shit to the average Joe. One UN peace keeper effortless killed two female insurgents bare handed.

>>84851846
Assassins Universe WHEN

>>84853354
They did that in Haywire and it didn't go so well.