>Character is shown looking at a lewd magazine >He turns

>>84848494
They're looking at the centerfold you idiot.

>>84848601
thx captain

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>>84848494
>Robot is reading a lewd magazine
>Turns the magazine sideways and giggles
>It's just schematics

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>>84848494
>... and your other magazine

>>84848494
>Character is shown sitting
>He sees a woman walk by in a sexy outfit
>He can't stand up because he has an erection
>He can actually get an erection without opening 30 tabs of bbw mature anal creampie vids

>>84848494
>"How'd you learn to do that?"
>"I grew up with four magazines"

>>84849207
this, i can't get hard unless its a porn showing black bbw trannys sucking each other AND with super ramon on it

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>>84849207
When I was in the 7th grade I used to get a boner every day in the same class just because I sat next to a cute girl who would talk to me. I'm so glad I never had to get up and do something during this times
>tfw she gave me my first over the pants handy the next year

>>84848601
That's dumb, most centerfolds are horizontal, so he would have no reason to turn it vertical.

>>84849314
>>84849207
Do people actually notice your erection through your pants when you're wearing jeans or cargo pants?

>>84849408
depends how big it is

Name one flick and two movies

>>84849214
kek

>>84849461
Mine is average but the hard fabric and the underpants stop it from sticking out. At least that's what I think.

>>84849527
If they don't see it in jeans you either have very loose jeans or a fairly short cock.

I know this because I myself have a short cock (Short and wide is good too, right? Right?)

>>84849583
I think it's because my undies make my dick face up, so it's not sticking out. Is it different for you guys?

>>84849685
My dick is too big for that. Has to go down my pant leg. Have to sit with one leg crossed to hide it otherwise it's really obvious.

>>84849408
dam sorry dude

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>characters need to find the answer to a problem
>dumb character says something
>"wait, what did you say?"
>"[thing]"
>"before that"
>"[thing]"
>"no! before that!"