How old were you when you watched your first: >scary movie

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>>84837801
"she" looks like a man

5
6
10
yes, I had THAT uncle

>>84837801
>scary movie
>"R" movie
No idea exactly, but young enough to have watching Jaws with my dad as one of my earliest memories. I think he thought I was too young to know whats going on
>porno
11

>>84837848
yeah well you look like a man

>>84837801
6
6
10

>>84837801
How empty is your life if you remember this?

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is this the poorly disguised best emma thread?

>>84837801
You expect me to remember that shit?

Scary movie: 5
R movie: 4
Porn: 8

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>>84837917
because I'm one you motherfucker

>>84837960
No, it's the "why do we even have ratings anymore" thread.

>>84837801
>4
>4
>12?

>>84837801
>scary movie
probably first proper horror movie I sat down to watch was Terminator
>"R" movie
6 when my dad showed me Terminator
>porno
I don't think I've ever watched a "porno" all the way through but I've been seeing porn online since I was like 8 by accident and messing around online, probably like 12 when I actually sought out porn clips

>>84837801
>scary movie
13
>"R" movie
16
>porno
18

How can you all even remember that far back?

>>84838163
>that far back
The average age of /tv/ is 14

I had probably seen tons of "scary" children movies that I don't remember but the first movie I remember really scaring me was Alien when I was 7. Just the facehugger and chestburster though, thought the alien was more cool than scary.

First porno around 10. with a friend

>>84837801
>6
>6
>9(for mag), 12(for video)

>>84837801
>5
>6
>11

>>84837998
shoo scary goblin

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My dad had a few german porn tapes on VHS.

>be 8
>it's summer holidays
>parents go to work
>get ready to indulge myself in my first bushy german women on screen experience
>tape gets immediately stuck
>can't get it out for the love of god
>fuckmylife

>>84837801
>7 when I watched The Evil Dead
>12 when I watched RoboCop
>15 when I watched some porn I don't remember where

>>84837801

i have an uncle that's 9 years older than me and i lived with him and his parents/my grandparents in my earlier years. predator/aliens/terminator 2 were my favorite movies as a kid i would say age 3 for the first two.
softcore porn on hbo or whatever probably around 9-10. actual porn maybe 12.

>>84837912
Scary about 5 maybe. I remember it was Nightmare on elm Street. My mother loved horror movies.
R-movie (18 in UK) again 5 I think, see above movie, sure that was an 18
Porno, probably 10 for softcore, 12 for hard.

I had made porn before most of you losers even watched an R rated movie. Molested by his hot nanny master race here.

7 is when i watched society on tv which fits into all the categorys

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>>84837801
her legs look cold! i will rub them to warm them up

>tfw kids these days are watching hardcore scat tranny gangbang porn on their phones by the age of 5

10
18
8

>>84837801
>>scary movie
>>"R" movie
4 or 5 for both. Saw Robocop and Terminator both at 4 or 5. First scary movie was Pet Sematary which I definitely saw after those two. Pet Sematary really fucked me up. Always loved Robocop and Terminator though.

>Porno
11. Friend got some movie called Anal Savage 2 on VCD. I remember actually being kinda grossed out by it. Didn't know why people were licking and touching each other in gross places. Ended up watching it again later before returning it. This was also before I had discovered masturbation so I just watched it with a stiffy.

The first porn I watched was the bare wench project, at 9 or something like that.

But i'd seen tits and stuff from lots of R rated movies my dad would let me rent from the viddya store back when they still had vhs tapes.

>>84838298
I hope you burned the house down to salvage your dignity

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>tfw you manage to track down the first porn you ever saw on the internet

>>84837801
a-any more from this s-s-set???

Scary - probably like 8
R - r in australia basically means nc17 but probably like 10
Porn - like 14-15

>>84837880
I'm like "GUIDANCE". Ain't they got the same mums and dads that got mad when I asked if they like violence?

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>>84840776

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>>84841661

>>84837801
>scary movie
Alien (I think) 5
>R Movie
Alien
>Porno
It was a take your daughter to work day lesbian porno with sharon mitchell and champagne douches and chocolate bon bon pussy insertions and eating..looked like late 80s or early 90s. I was 9 years old.

we didn't have porn back then kids, it was just softcore.

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>>84841685

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>>84841741

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>>84841764
I think that's all.

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>>84841661
>>84841685
>>84841741
>>84841764

>>84841685
>>84841764
ok these really got my peepee excited

emma roberts is my gf!!!!

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>>84841837
she is my wife !!!

>>84837801

I'll knock two of those down with Fatal Attraction in theaters when I was about four. It counted as scary then. My parents would haphazardly cover my eyes for the violence but not the love making.

I guess American Werewolf in London would be the first, my big sis let me watch it all around the same age I think.

First porno was some girl/girl VHS, I can't remember the name.

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>>84841764
>>84841741
>>84841661
>>84837801
What's wrong with her legs?

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>>84837801
>4
>5
>8

>>84837801
>>scary movie
>>"R" movie
I watched Aliens when I was 8. The chestburster scene with the woman on the wall and the flamethrower is etched, incorrectly, into my mind, and no amount of rewatching will ever undo how I imagine it.

>>porno
At 16, I was at a party in a shed where a guy was living. Some girls went digging through his shit and found a porno, so about 12 of us sat around and watched until we got uncomfortable, then went back to videogames and music. One of the girls in it had triangle shaped areolas, and so making a triangle over one of our nipples was a call sign at school for a week or so

Halloween when I was 4

I remember watching some porno with my sister when I was 7

>scary movie
6

>"R" movie
18 funnily enough. but we have an MA15+ rating in Australia, which is the equivalent of an R in the US. I was 9 and the film was Lethal Weapon 3.

>porno
10

>>84841876
they're not wrapped around my head

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>scary movie
Child's Play 2 when I was 6, I saw it at the rental store and told my stepdad that I can handle scary movies. I couldn't handle it. He thought it was hilarious. We had one of these dolls and it traumatized me until I was 10.

>R movie
Same I guess.

>porno
I guess looking up nudes on the computer when I was 14, I never really watched any movies, just pics

>>84841909
Is there a Wojak version of this pic?

>>84837801
Robocop at the movies, when I was 8.

The melting dude huanted my nightmares for weeks.

>>84837801
>scary movie
I think I was 6 when I watched The Exorcist, couldn't finish it though
>R movie
I remember watching Robocp or something when I was 7 or 8
>porno
I think i was 12 when I first saw my dad's porno tape

>>84842607
And yes, I got into r rated movies when I was a kid, or town is small and the owners didn't give a fuck, they just wanted to sell tickets I suppose.

>Scary Movie: Poltergeist. I was 6
>R movie: As Good as it Gets or Titanic. 7 or 8, both around same time
>Porn: 12ish? Unless you count cheesy soft core which only showed tits/ass, then 10ish

>>84842656
Impressive, waiting till 2016 before watching porn

>>84837801
>5
>6
>3 """""""""""""""accidentally"""""""""""""""""""
I literally into porn a few days after I learned how to read
>"Miami Spice"
>thought it was mummy like those guys in the pyramids
>I'm literally 3 what is this
>babysitter caught me
>told my mom and dad
>they retell this story to me every now and then
>I'm 30 now

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>>84841848

Somebody cucked you then.

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>>84837960
Clearly not.

>>84837801
>scary movie
7
>"R" movie
7
It was John Carpenter's Halloween.
>porno
I guess 12 or 13.

>>84845725
god that bump is so hot

>>84837801
12
never
14

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>>84845932

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>tfw no sheltered, spoiled. rich, bossy, nepotism emma gf

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>scary movie
when I was verys young I watched some Horror movie with mummys in it, no idea what movie it was but was scary
>"R" movie
no idea but probably somewhere between 9 and 11 yo
>porno
when I was 12, together with my 15yo sister
oddly enough it was porn with piss in it and we also watched some softcore stuff which came late at night

>>84837801
I don't remember because I don't care enough about my own life t b h

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>>84846086

>Scary movie
I remember being like 5 or 6 and one of the Child's Play movies came on tv one night. Locked all my toys in the closet that night.

>R rated movie
Bad Boys when I was 10. Older cousin rented it from Blockbuster and we watched it.

>porn
I was 8. Same cousin from before lived with us and had porn in his room. I still vividly remember the movie title and the scene. "America's Raunchiest Home Videos" and there was a scene with a woman sunbathing in her back yard in her bikini and she suddenly starts fingering her shaved pussy.

Probably where I got my fetish for public play and female masturbation desu senpai.