https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZN- Q5cIKp3E HOOOOOOOOOOOLY

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How do I /raymode/?
I never want to take anything seriously again.

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>>84835051
Rip-its, cheap knockoff Raybans, and an HMMVW with no gun shield.

YER INAPPROPRIATIN' YER CHEMICAL FILTRATION DEVICE BY ATTEMPTIN' FORNICATION WIT IT. JESUS, DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU NOT TO DESECRATE YER MASK WITH PERVERSIONS?

WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOUR HELMETS

>>84835149
does the army get stronger energy drinks than the general public?

>>84835149
>ywn drive across a desert, invading a country with your bros, all while tweaking on energy drinks

I'MMM SAAAIIILING AWAAAAAY

>>84835051
you have to deal with the militarys bullshit long enough to accept how shitty everything is so all you can do is laugh

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>>84835228
Don't forget the singalongs!

should I join the air force

Damn homie, BETTER THAN I WAS IN MY BAND

>>84835228
you'll get your chance before 2020

>>84835986
when I was a kid I thought I was going to get drafted and go to Iraq

now I'm getting too old to be drafted at all (unless something really serious happened, I guess)

>>84835228

On the downside, you have to deal with Captain fucking America and entirely incompetent command structure.

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>>84836060
Encino Man was far worse.
He gets overshadowed by Captain America because of how manic and goofbally he is but you'd be much more likely of getting fucked up / killed a as a result of Encino Man's incompetence.

>>84835149
I remember when they had Rip It in the chow hall in Iraq. Good times.

>>84836905

Oh Christ, I had forgotten that fucker.

Just finished band of brothers and the Pacific, how does this compare to them?

>>84837110

Very different from Pacific and BoB. It's by Davis Simon, so it's good but just entirely other kind of approach to depicting war. It's more about the clusterfuck that was the Second Gulf War.

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>>84836905

>>84837110
Pacific > Gk > BoB

>>84837232
wrong thread fuck.

>>84837232
Iraqi fucking shits

>>84835051

Be an underachiever who ends up in a war.

>>84836905
yeah, at least capt america was cautious, although overly so. fucking encino man tried to call arty 200 meters away at a non existent target and was completely oblivious to what danger close meant

>>84837233

But anon, that's fucking right... 100% accurate.

>>84835193
You know what's more perverted? Touching underage cunnies. That's sick.

>>84836905
Man, reading that makes me realise exactly how much the actor who played him absolutely nailed that role.

>>84837233
Meh, they're all about equal. But I give the edge to GK.

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>>84836060
>entirely incompetent command structure.

Fick and Patterson were excellent officers. You could make an argument either way for Ferrando and Maj. "Benelli". Encino Man and Captain America were capable staff officers but had zero fucking business being combat officers. Mattis, by many accounts, is a phenomenal general.

>tfw Patterson smashed Encino Man's head into a wall repeatedly for shoving one of his men

>>84840314
>Maj. "Benelli"
He was pretty competent when you saw him on the show. He was the one that got them off that bridge by calming down Encino Man and getting him to pull his head out, and that's the only time he really does anything on the show.

>>84840646
In the books, they think he blasted an unarmed Iraqi but what really happened is fuzzy to all. I don't even think he's mentioned in Fick's book at all.

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>ywn Rudi was the readl Rudi

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>>84840710
>Rudy isn't actually fruity

>be iceman
>republican president sends you to war under false pretenses
>get fucked over by a republican administration
>still vote republican

really fires up your neurons

>>84837233
No matter ehat ranking you give these shows the Pacific should ALWAYS be last. Shit show. GK=BoB>>>the Pacific

tfw can't find a torrent

>>84835051
Be motor tuh

>>84835228
You mean tweaking on amphetamines. Ripped Fuel and other dieting pils back in 03 were basically just legal amphetamine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeUYE1XNO5E

I NEVER KNEW HADJIS COULD BE HOTTIES!

>>84837110
It's near impossible to compare. It's a different generation of kids fighting in a new type of warfare.

But the show is excellent. Very true to the book if you have read it.

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POLICE THAT MOOSTACHE!

>>84835200
Nah, the military in general just uses/ abuses caffeine even more so than the general civilian population. I think they sell rip-its at most ghetto gas stations

I'm a liberal norwegian and I have a hard-on for generation kill. there's a certain awe in a country built solely for war, but there's so much that can go wrong in the COC? is competency a more important trait for combat officers than loyalty in current day?

>>84841047
he lived in california and was a gun loving american. sorry he didnt take the democrat dick

>>84841223
>No matter ehat ranking you give these shows the Pacific should ALWAYS be last. Shit show.

This. The Pacific doesnt even compare to BoB or GK. The actual war episodes with Snafu and the young guy who had the heart condition (Eugene, I think his name was ?) are great, but the rest of the show is like a soap opera

>>84835746
Because they haven't heard you play.

what does danger close mean?

>>84844287
Calling in artillery fire too close to either yourself or other friendlies

I like to think the wire and GK existing in the same universe. Ziggy/Ray could be a post war civilian struggling to make it in the civilian world (he basically played the same charecter) and this dude played the PTSD homeless iraqi war vet in the last season.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4QTYFklrnA

The timelines dont work, but its fun to connect the two.

daily reminder captain american did literally nothing wrong

>>84843302
Competency is always important when you're in command. Your men trust you to get them through shit, if you're a bumbling fucktard that endangers everyone in the unit.

>>84835149
Does this shit even taste good or is it acquired over the years

>>84842381
Some of the dieting pills and shit were, but rip-it is just stupid quantities of caffeine.

>>84845140
Pitbulls ok, rip its taste like trash.

>>84835051

you cant. Hes in that position from being boring into trailer park hellhole while also being naturally intelligent and charismatic.

>>84837110

its great, if you liked those you will love this. One of the main reasons I liked it is that is mostly apolitical as much as possible. Theres no forced "USA USA USA!" or "OMG FUCK GEORGE BUSH!" bullshit shoved in, its just presented as "this is what happened"