At this 2017 midway point, some remarkable movies still deserve attention. These anti-Spider-Man films not only chart our cultural standing but advance awareness of the millennium’s human and artistic potential. Most of these films oppose Hollywood’s adolescent fear and adult cynicism about sex, society, and faith.
>A Quiet Passion
>Paris 05:59: Théo & Hugo
>Staying Vertical
>Son of Joseph
>The Assignment
>My life as a Zucchini
>Maudie
>Frantz
>Baby Driver
>The Great Wall
>Paris can wait
>King Arthur
>All eyez on me
>The Ornithologist
>My journey through French Cinema
Only five American movies make this mid-year list because that’s how depraved U.S. film culture has become. So, bravo to the anti-Spider-Man movies. Let’s hope they spark an artistic homecoming.
Where's Wonder Woman?
Armond White is an alt-right retard but at least he has the good taste to realize that The Great Wall and King Arthur are good.
>>84833078
>Armond being alt-right
>King Arthur being good
lmao
>>84833023
>lists Journey through French Cinema alongside The Great Wall, Baby Redditor, and King Arthur (which was ok)
Someone stop this madman
>>84833273
Not an argument.
>>84833383
He's the madman cinema needs.
>>84833023
Dunkey told me this cuck is a worthless hack. No wonde you losers love him
>>84835134
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lG2dXobAXLI&feature=youtu.be&t=149
>>84835134
Dunkey is from /tv/ and he is a redlettermefia fan too
I remember way back when half in the bag avengers came out he was the top commentI'm actually never noticed dunkey has fucking 3 million subs holy shit, I subbed to him when it was less than 100k
>>84835300
He's a big guy on YouTube. And yet, he's NEVER sold out like any of the others. He literally just speaks his mind about everything with complete honesty. That's why I love him.
>>84835327
I don't know
I just find it weird because I subbed to him when he posted this video
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zUUZWskaq8s
I guess I never noticed the subs count being this high
>>84835355
all correct
>>84835384
Yeah, I've been a fan of him for a while too. But he's been building quite steadily over the years. Making videos for one of the most popular games in the world probably helped a lot.
>>84833078
>Armond White is an alt-right retard
t.cuck
If a black guy has unpopular opinion that you dont agree with doesn't mean his alt right fagt.
>>84835134
>Idolizing gamur youtube celebs
go back to /v/ddit, manchild
>>84835355
hes right tho
>>84836517
He's right though.
>>84836477
Fuck off, how is he not alt-right?
Has he reviewed Ape Kino?
>>84835355
Grace Randolph is basically Armond female version
>>84836940
You haven't proved that he is. He doesn't like antifa, oh no he must be a fucking nazi!!1!
>>84835355
I understand ironically liking Armond because his whole shtick is being a contrarian, but the man has Assassins Creed, Jack and Jill, Norbit, Little Man, and Grown Ups as better films than TDK, Pulp Fiction, and Up.
>>84833023
>>Baby Driver
Odd - Armond doesn't usually go for the same stuff as all the other critics.
>>84838010
When he does, it's a sign. "Holy shit, this is going to be fucking good."
>>84837926
First off, antifa is a retarded boogeyman.
Second, he's brainwashed into believing Trump's "fake news" narrative like all the other alt-righters.
>>84838162
wrong on both accounts. Try again.
>>84838010
only retards believe this
>>84838129
It does make me even more interested (the movie doesn't open where I live for another couple of weeks). All sorts of ordinary movies get 90-something RT ratings, but a movie getting both that and an Armond recommendation is as rare as rocking-horse shit.
>>84838172
You didn't even try to respond. Fuck off, Trumptard.
>>84838241
>triggered
>>84838208
Well, Edgar Wright's entire filmography has been top-notch so it doesn't much surprise me that this is another winner.
>>84838264
Fuck off, Trumptard.
>>84838162
Do you really think anyone who likes Trump is part of the political movement seeking a "peaceful ethnic cleansing?" Are you that fucking removed from reality?
>>84838295
When did I say that's what alt-righters are?
They're just a bunch of retards who blindly support the president and think politics is a game.
>>84837972
he right about that except pulp fiction. I guess you can't always 100% agree with somebody.
>>84838344
How can you seriously think Norbit is a better film than The Dark Knight, anon?
>>84838344
>I guess you can't always 100% agree with somebody.
Watch the video in >>84835251, he makes a good point about that.
You're not always going to see eye to eye with them, but what's important is that they have a consistent voice. That you know what kind of person they are and what their opinions mean.
>>84838323
No, that's not "alt-right." You don't get to make up definitions. Go look up Richard Spencer and his platform. You are just being retarded.
>>84838420
Richard Spencer is straight up a national socialist. Completely different from the alt-right.
>>84838482
>Completely different from the alt-right.
nope. He's also an ethno-nationalist, very different.
>>84838390
What's the point of critics if you just want them to validate your opinions? I only ever read critics to see different opinions than mine(wether they're positive or negative) and even then I rarely change my opinion. That's why we need armond.
>>84838482
HE MADE THE ALT RIGHT HE OWNS ALTRIGHT.COM
What the fuck are you on about?
>>84838344
>Tarantino flick
>Good
>>84835355
All correct
>>84838387
norbit is a shitty eddie murphy comedy. TDK is capeshit.
the answer is clear.
>>84838509
Yes, that's what Dunkey says in the video.
>>84838736
Norbit is actually a lot better than I was expecting it to be. Looked like shit from the trailers but I caught it on TV once and it turned out to be surprisingly solid.
>>84838835
yeah I watched it years ago when faggots around me put it on tv and I had no choice. it was still crap but on the sandler tier scale it was near the top, actually laffed hard a few times.
>>84838889
>faggots around me
rude thing to call your family
>>84833067
He hated it, he's a true patrish so he only likes Snyderkino
>>84835355
Literally nothing wrong with that
>>84838990
He hated it because he hates women, like the average Trumptard.
>>84835355
Only one I think he's wrong about is the social network
>>84835134
>>84835300
>>84835327
>>84835384
The cancer that is killing /tv/. Why is it that it seems the only people triggered happen to be /v/edditors and literal teenagers who watch ecelebs on YouTube?
>>>/v/
>>84833078
the great wall was incredibly boring though
Capping the posts shilling dunkey to document the /v/ cancer that has engulfed this board
>>84838162
Oh look, a retard
>ITT: People argue about the meaning of a recent buzzword which has no cemented meaning and does not refer to any easily quantifiable political movement
>>84833078
>Armond White
>alt-right
Proof?
>Armond White
>White
>he's black
>contrarian for a living
Coincidence?
>>84833078
wtf I love him even more now
>>84839792
dude i'll fuck your ass
not even jklmaoing
i'll fuck it
>>84839968
ok i'm fucking it
>>84833023
Forced meme is forced
>baby driver
DROPPED
>>84838387
norbit is amazing, you fucking pleb