Did you know eurospics titled this movie "The Crystal

They calle The Fast & The Furious... "On Full Gas".

They call Braindead... "Your Mother Has Eaten My Dog".

>>84820906
That's a good title.

They call Fist Of Legend... "Jet Li Is The Best Fighter".

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>The Fighting Sausage

I'm not making that up.

>>84820787
They called Rocky "Heart Fist"

They call Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind... "Forget About Me!".

I remember flipping through channels late one night and stumbling upon the Dolph Lundgren Punisher movie when I was a kid.
Its translated title here was "The Avenging Cop".

Come out to the coast we'll suck each other

>>84820787
>>84820906
These are great titles tho

>>84820787
Did you know baguettes called this "Trap of Crystal"?

Did you know baguettes called Die Harder "58 minutes to live"?

DH3 "A day in hell"

And brazilians called all these "Hard to Kill 1 (2, 3, so on)

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>>84820787
I prefer the Japanese version

>>84820787
Did you know in Poland this movie is called "Szklana pułapka" which means "glass trap"?

They call Up The Creek... "The Soaked Meatballs".

they call The Shawshank Redemption "The Prison of Angels"

>>84820787
the crystal booby trap is more accurate

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>Two Very High Stoners

They call Beetlejuice... "Bitelchús".

They call Drunken Master... "The Drunken Monkey In The Eye Of The Tiger".

They calle One Hundred And One Dalmatians... "The Night Of The Cold Noses".

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>Two crazy guys and many curves

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>>84820787
They called pic related

>"Metal Male"

They called Freddy Got Fingered "Freddy the High Guy"

they called Sixth Sense: the Four point Seventh Sense.
i guess because of the metric system

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The Devil's Seed

>>84821614
Ironically "Captain America" is called "First Avenger" almost worlwide.

>>84820787
german version
Die SLOW

>>84821096
HE HAS NO SHOES

>>84821926
*slowly

In Serbia it's titled "Умpи мyшки" which roughly translates to "Die like a man".

Planet of the Apes is called "The Planet with Monkeys but turned out to be Earth"
kinda ruined the twist

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"Spinning Sex"

A few mexican titles I remember.

Home Alone - My poor little angel
Die Hard - Hard to kill
The Expendables - The Indestructibles
HP and the Half-blood prince - HP and the mixed prince
The Pacifier - Bulletproof Nanny
Pulp Fiction - Violent Times
Airplane - Where is the Pilot?
Naked Gun - Where are the policemen?
White Chicks - Where are the blondies?
Parent Trap - Game of Twins
Police Academy - Crazy Academy of madmen cops
Ghost in the Shell - Watcher from the Future

>>84821063
>>84822257

hard to kill sounds pretty cool tb h

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"Electronic Killer" or "Electronic Assasin" here because "terminator" means apprentice, a student under a master who becomes journeyman after his term (or termin more precisely) ends.

>>84822439
>polish poster art
so THIS is how movies are market off-world

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>>84822500
yeah there were some pearls, commie government gave artists a lot of freedom in this regard.

>>84822119
In Russian "Кpeпкий opeшeк" - A Hard Nut

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>>84822257
Bulletproof nanny sounds great

>>84820906
Not all of it.

>>84820994
I like that!

>>84822257
Speed - Maximun Speed

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I like foreign titles on Hollywood movies. They are very literal and to the point. No presumptuous attempts at being clever or artsy, when it's not warranted.

>>84822836
In Spain it's called "A super tough Kangaroo".

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>>84820787
>=cristal made trap in French

Die Hard 2 = 48 hours to live
Die Hard 3 = a Day in Hell

They stopped caring after this one. Die Hard 4 and 5 keep the same title here.

>>84823354
My bad die hard 2 is titled 58mn to live

In Finnish its "Die Hard-Over my dead body"

>>84822500
European poster are usually top tier material, specially regarding vydia.

>>84822439
When was this first shown in cinemas? I have a hard time believing it could get past the censors. Was the poster semi-illegal?

>>84821005
but... frank castle was never even a cop...

>>84823143
Isn't kangaroo slang for babysitter in Spain?