Alright friends. I'm halfway through Season 3 of The Next

>>84820065
Starts off the topic shittalking a female and a black.
Very Star Trek

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>You are now dilated to 10 cm. You may now give birth.

>>84820149
Worf is a Klingon.

>it's a Tom Paris beats theoretical warp limits with a normal shuttle episode
>it's a Tom Paris designs and builds a shuttle that's superior to modern Federation shuttles episode

that shit is worse than Wesley

>>84820274
Sweet summer child

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Who /fatriker/ here

>>84820065
>Also fuck Worf
Um why exactly?

>>84820515
he's hot.

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>>84820554

>>84820065

"Alas, I have become the Start Trek"

If the Federation is so enlightened and humans have all this time to better themselves and embrace art, why haven't they produced any culture worth referencing?

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>>84820490
>can open a fold using a star to transport escape pods through but can't do humans because radiation.

>starfleet doesn't send an empty replacement sovereign class through and take voyager.

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>>84820503
Oh please take me under your wing Mr. Oldfag. I'm sure you've actually been on 4chan for more than six months.

>>84820651
This is going to be the wallpaper on my phone.

>>84820704
They've mastered the art of cajun cuisine

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>>84820704
Read this in his voice

>>84820757
>too_much_kanar.jpg

>>84820744
This is embarrassing

>>84820713
Do we know the ship would be in a fit state to fly afterwards? The Ferengi wouldn't have cared it if was battered to shit and had to be towed as long as they could recover some secrets from it, but that would scupper Voyager's plans.

I know the Enterprise D got retrofitted with those "survive a star's corona" shields, but did Voyager have them?

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>>84820212
>So Miles I could have put the baby in either myself or Major Kira
>Well thank God you put it in Kira then...you did put it in Kira didn't you?

>>84820794
Who are you talking to, brain damaged fuck?

>>84820744
>>84820855
OH HO HO NO YOU DON'T, you can't hide your shame from us. This is what the little edgemaster said before he delted his post out of shame:
>If you want to be under my wing first you have to be good little chuck and start sucking my dick and we can see what good are you

>>84820490
>it's a holographic bullets can damage holodeck security functions episode

>>84820876
>when your trying to save face on an anon board
What are you doing, fucking dumb shit? This isn't Reddit

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>>84820757

>>84820065
>Data gets hate
since when and why?

>>84820944
Just a way to get yous

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Dukat did nothing wrong except make me horny once in a while.

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>Prune Juice. Chilled.

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>>84820065
But shes the sexiest one with aesthetic feet

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>>84820876
It's right here, and it is pretty cringy. No wonder he deleted it.

>>84820944
If you're not agreeing that he's impervious to harm you apparently hate him.

>>84820821
shit youre right i guess.

Did anyone else want to genocide the bajorans? What a fucking annoying race.

>muh prophets
>muh mysticism
>muh occupation

>>84820986
Good thing this isn't CNN I might get doxxed .

>>84820986
He probably just deleted because of the typo.
Which is even more pathetic desu.

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>>84820888
>It's a the holodeck creates in-universe access ports to the gel packs so we have an excuse for Janeway to go into a Captain Proton episode episode
>It's a holodeck even has anywhere for gel packs to be episode

>>84820944
I wouldn't call it hate but people have always said he was the way to explain emotions to autists, maybe that?

>>84820933
I don't understand the last panel in this pic

>>84821028
You reek of underage poster. The stench is overpowering. Let me guess, 14 year old know it all that's into politics?

>>84821092
>you must be feeling horny if your thinking about underage children.
You think your hot shit don't ya?

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>>84820982
>foot fetish
>weight gain fetish

Good to know I'm in the company of some real patricians.

>>84820982
Footfags are the worst. Bev is hot though.

>>84821072
How far are you through DS9? It's from 3x07- Civil Defence which reveals the Cardassians' love of voice-activated murder systems which taunt you for a while first.

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>it's another "T'Pol takes off her clothes and gets goop rubbed on her for ratings" episode

>>84821131
Maybe if you only pay attention to the meme foot porn which is all about shit talking yea it's weird but a clean foot is indication of a clean pussy and ass

>>84821156
no i remember that, i just don't understand how it relates to the first two panels, maybe theres a joke im missing, its been a while

>>84821092
I think you should be on pedochan, anon. You seem to have a one track mind

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>>84821324
ah now i get it kek

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>>84821265
The joke is that saying "Cardassians sure are a contentious people" will activate a built-in murder system like in that episode. And it's a parody of pic related.

(Previous post had another parody, this is the original)

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>>84821302
>>84820982

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>>84820065
>Also fuck Worf.
Fuck YOU

>>84821408
To be fair, "ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS" is funny in any context.

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Eddington did nothing wrong

Except fail to shave his head

>>84821475
>LARPing Dumas novels
>not wrong

>>84821092
Where did you go? Get tired of trying to call out an anon user on an anon board like it matters? You stupid retarded minority's user

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>>84821536
Master of the house, doling out the charm
Ready with a handshake and an open palm
Tells a saucy tale, makes a little stir
Customers appreciate a bon-viveur
Glad to do a friend a favor
Doesn't cost me to be nice
But nothing gets you nothing
Everything has got a little price!

>It's a mysterious energy being episode.

Holy Fuck did TNG have a lot of them early on.

>>84821428
What?! Do you take me for a foot fag for space bum pedos?

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The Borg first appear in the Star Trek: The Next Generation second-season episode "Q Who?", when the omnipotent life-form Q hurls the Enterprise-D across the galaxy to challenge Jean-Luc Picard's asinine and arrogant boast that his crew is ready to face the unexplored galaxy's unknown dangers and mysteries. The Enterprise crew is quickly overwhelmed by the relentless Borg, and Picard eventually begs for and receives Q's help in returning the ship to its previous coordinates in the Alpha Quadrant.

The Borg next appear in The Next Generation's third-season finale and fourth-season premiere, "The Best of Both Worlds". In the third-season cliffhanger, Picard is abducted and subsequently assimilated by the Borg and transformed into "Locutus". Picard's knowledge of Starfleet is gained by the collective, and the single cube easily wipes out all resistance in its path, notably the entire Starfleet armada at Wolf 359.

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>>84821536
>Dumas

>>84821428
footfags seem to love the most disgusting feet so shouldn't they love it?

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>>84821799
The Borg return in the Next Generation film, "Star Trek: First Contact". After failing to assimilate Earth by a direct assault in the year 2373, the Borg travel back in time to the year 2063 to try to stop Zefram Cochrane's first contact with the Vulcans, which would have erased the Federation from history. The Enterprise-E follows the Borg back in time, destroys the Borg sphere, and the crew restores the original timeline. However, parts of the destroyed Borg sphere, along with at least two drones, crash land in the Arctic, and are left there, frozen and preserved, until they are discovered on March 1, 2153 by a team of 22nd Century scientists.

>>84821799
>>84821828
Op is trying to hard to cover up this shit topic

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Why hello there /tv/. Would you care to join me for some lunch?

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>>84821828
In the Enterprise episode "Regeneration", the remnants of the destroyed sphere from Star Trek: First Contact are discovered in the Arctic along with two frozen drones. Once unearthed, the Borg quickly revive and assimilate the human scientists who found them before stealing an unarmed research ship, modifying it to match Starfleet technology in a matter of hours. The drones manage to send a transmission toward the Delta Quadrant just before Archer is able to destroy them. According to dialogue, their transmission would reach its destination in 200 years, essentially establishing a closed time loop with the events of "Q Who", explaining why the cube in the latter episode was already en route to Earth. Although the Borg never identify themselves as such in dialogue, the episode's events prompt characters to allude to Zefram Cochrane's claims that "strange cybernetic creatures from the future" tried to interfere with First Contact.

Neither Archer nor anyone else, knew who/what they were, or where they came from. They also had no idea that these strange creatures had the ability or even any inclination to send a message to the Delta quadrant until such time it was discovered that the transmission had already been made. Picard, on the other hand, had that knowledge. It was only a result of Picard's incompetence, as well as his gross negligence, of failing to make sure that each and every Borg drone was destroyed that enabled the Borg to find Earth in the first place. Archer is in no way responsible for the utter failure of Picard. Picard seriously threatened Earth's existence by facilitating the Borg's invasion of Earth to begin with. It was quite disgraceful for him to leave his mess for Captain Archer to have to clean up with the relatively primitive 22nd century technology available to him. Yet Archer was able to defeat them, nonetheless, and go on to save the entire planet from the Xindi superweapon.

>>84820065
why so much hate for data?

>>84821859
OP here...what? I'm just watching the show lol

>>84821961
Your being a needy for yous and you know it, faggot

>>84821859
That seems unlikely, don't you recognise that poster?

http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/filename/tngcrybabby.jpg/

>>84822017
lol okay friend. I've posted a few times in the thread. Sorry, sometimes I forget I'm on /tv/ where everyone is an asshole shitposter for no reason.

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>>84822074
Nice topic you got going faggot. Maybe copy paste some more bullshit and maybe someone will one liner your topic

Which race was the sluttiest?

>>84821048
>have to ration replicator use
>enough energy to indulge one member of the crew in retarded victorian gentry holonovels and Da Vinci workshops

Honestly makes me austically mad when I think about it for too long

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>>84820704
Try one of these drinks... it's called a "root beer"

>>84822414
Oh but don't you remember Anon? They totally explained that!

It's an independent system that isn't compatible with their other power grid. So that clears that up 100%, as I'm sure you'll see.

>>84822400
Betazoids

>>84822469
The holodeck was capable of replication, why didn't they just replicate shit there

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"Commander, tell me about your sexual organs."

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>>84822484
I wish

>>84822453
>this is the absolute pinnacle of Federation """cuisine"""

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>>84822502
Because shut up, and you're demoted to the power distribution room.

Seriously though, the writers on Voyager didn't give a shit, Bryan Fuller hated working there because of it

>>84822575
>I will never live out a NEET existence in the bowels of a starship

>>84822074
It's not just /tv/, it's trektards in general. They've always been a hateful bunch of whiny pedants and thumb-sucking babbys... that is, when they're not being a bunch of cocksucking queers. They do it to hide the inner shame they feel for being socially inept failures with women.

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I was not prepared for this

>>84822731
That's a lot of useless observations . From my point of you, your addicted to this hateful place and that says more about your socially needy ass

How is Star Trek Online? Will it fill the void?

>>84820065
redpill me on Patrick Stewart's head shape.

>>84822731
I don't know why everyone is so fucking nasty all of a sudden. I just wanted to watch TNG and discuss it with /tv/ since I always see them posting about it. We've had a previous thread where everyone was nice, and now people are stopping in to be total dicks. I don't know what changed, I was enjoying myself shitposting about Star Trek with everyone else.

I guess what they say is true, misery loves company. Miserable people see that there were fun threads and they have to come in and ruin them because it isn't BRAP posting or thinly disguised bait threads. I'm sure someone will reply to this post running their mouth too, instead of just having fun and talking about Star Trek.

>>84822400
>tfw no cute orion slave girlfriend

>>84822890
Go discuss it with your gf or mom

>>84822890
Not sure why people are shitting on you for trying to start a decent discussion.

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>>84822400
Borg

>>84823006
Jog on, tourist

>>84823263
what the fuck were they thinking

>>84823451
Hirogen-sensei teaching space karate drone kid to fight after losing her match to The Rock is a completely sensible Star Trek plot.

>>84823215
see
>>84822731

>>84823546
Think about how amazing the holodeck episode with Moriarty is. How thought provoking it was, how fun the acting was.

Then think of Fairhaven and weep.

>>84823791
>Fairheaven
Didn't watch. I started skipping holodeck episodes after the Captain Proton one.

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>>84823791
>It's a DS9 holodeck episode is so good MGM threatens to sue them if they do it again episode

>>84823968
I like that episode for the corniness of Bashir and Sisko but is that serious, did they try to sue over it?

>>84822787
Go jerk it to some more grannies, 'tard.

>>84824009
Well that's what I'd imagine, all we know is:

>Although Ronald D. Moore attempted to avoid directly referencing any of his primary influences, it seems that some names and situations skated a little too close for comfort. After this episode aired, the producers got an angry letter from MGM, the studio which holds the rights to the James Bond property. The DS9 Companion doesn't reveal the content of the letter other than to say, "apparently MGM did not find imitation to be the sincerest form of flattery."

>>84824106
>Andrew Robinson commented "the James Bond spoof that we did, that was a lot of fun. It was hellacious to film, because I probably spent more hours in that makeup on that show than any other show. The show was a bear. They really were trying to make a James Bond movie, but it was an enormous amount of fun. And I thought that Winrich Kolbe, the director, did a wonderful job on it. Unfortunately, we ran afoul of the James Bond people, and we were going to do a lot of those, but that was the one and only"

>>84824106
what kikes

>>84823968
name rhymes with queer

>>84820490
>its a holographic rights or injun episode

Fuck these we're really bad, thank god we had good episodes like when janeway raped paris when they evolved into lizards episode.

>>84824073
>it's an underaged newfag is an asshole to everyone online because he's a weak pussy irl episode.

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[pooty pooo poo, this is the sound spiritual pan pipes music makes]

>I'm not sure if I'm doing this correctly. I don't come here a lot, and to be perfectly honest, I feel more comfortable thinking of you as wormhole aliens, but Kira believes that you're much more than that. Maybe she's right. I don't know. But if you are Prophets, and you are listening, I just wanted to say...

GOAT Jadzia moment

>>84824395
>should we kill her off in this emotional episode about Worf choosing between her and duty where it might actually mean something
>nah let's having fucking Dukat kill her randomly

>>84824777
On rewatches this always gets me, she should have died out there alone and suffering and worf should have suffered as a survivor and get punished for the act (while sisko still tells him he made the right choice).

>>84824777
Terry Farrel quit

>>84824777
They already did that episode though, and they'd have to convolute a way for the symbiont to survive. The reason they didn't is they didn't have time, she wanted to be in less episodes so she could do Becker too and when the writers reminded her that they're on a space station and she can't just be gone half the time, she quit.

whenever 7 says "Resistance is futile" I get a boner

>>84824889
>>84824962
Wrong, it was not too late, in fact Terry Farrell herself said they should just kill her off during the episode.

>>84822400
>Which race was the sluttiest?

Risans.

>>84824962
>when the writers reminded her that they're on a space station and she can't just be gone half the time

you mean Berman. it was entirely him saying that she had to be in every episode or none of them. what an asshole.

https://www.reddit.com/r/startrek/comments/525q85/terry_farrells_departure_has_anybody_else_heard/

>>84821828
>which would have erased the Federation from history
This shit is so stupid and what makes this movie dogshit. The whole point of the Borg going to Earth in the first place was because the Federation was something the Borg had never seen before and was the perfect target for them to assimilate, an amalgamation of different species working together to come up with all sorts of new technology and cultural ideas. Getting rid of the federation would have just made all of the member planets go back to their backwater status barely worth conquering.

>>84824106
How mad did those fags get at Austin Powers then?

>>84828748
MGM tried to block them using the name 'Goldmember' as it was too close to 'Goldfinger' and made a deal where they could in exchange for advertising James Bond

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/1918437.stm

Presumably they cared less about the movies as it was far more an absurd caricature of Bond rather than a Bond played straight like in DS9, with the addition of Garak there riffing on it.

>>84827381
Oh whaah. Picard/tng still sucks nigger dicks.

>>84829390
This, Voyager is the true patricii choice.

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>>84820065
Data was LeVar Burton's gay sex bot. Disturbing shit really.

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>>84829622
>It's a Riker fucks Data in the ass episode